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A girl's gotta have her standards.

Oh, my.

Do women know about shrinkage? Isn't it common knowledge?

What do you mean?

Like laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much?

Are you kidding me?

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Being bad feels pretty good. But, you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

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What up, Sex?

How you doing, Anderson?

I'm good.

It's so good to see you.

It feels like it's been a month.

Why has it feel. Why does it feel that way, too?

I don't know.

Rushed, I guess.

I don't like it.

I don't like it either.

I need to come visit you at your work again.

That was so fun. You saw my office.

I did that. Filled with sexual things.

It is. And I just found out today. It was so funny. So we're. Because on the door, it says sex with Emily, as you know.

Right.

And I'm sitting in the office, and it's a mix. So there's a bunch of different kinds of, you know, offices, all sorts of.

Different types of people. A lot of party types.

Partiers. Yeah. Why?

When I was in there, like, a few drunkards walked by. They're like, we're having drinks. Come on.

Right? They do have drinks. A lot it's like a co op space, but we have an officer.

Yeah, Don Draper was smoking a cigarette, finger banging his assistant.

Exactly. It's crazy. It's just like the sixties again. It's fun. It's a crazy office. But it's. No, I mean, people have like legit bit. There's like a non profit church group next to me.

Oh, I'm sure they love me. So you came in after them?

No, I was there first. I've been there like six months. But here's the funny thing. So we're sitting there in the office today and the guy who runs the office space comes in. He goes, hey, I want you to meet this guy Wayne. He runs a record label. He's like, wayne needs something. Some moisturizer for his skin. I thought you might have some because your candles. Can you give one? Because, you know, my candles are the, you know, they're moisturizing. They're like all natural coconut oil. So anyway, so he comes in and we have a candle lit. Cause I light them every day. And he's like, what? I was. He's looking at our office and there's the, you know, all the products. And there's that big penis. Do you remember the penis?

Yeah. It's almost like a trophy.

And he's like, I've been afraid of this office. I didn't want to come in here. I'm like, why? He's like, well, I walked by one time last week and you guys were talking about some raunchy stuff and I just didn't know. I'm like, what were we talking about? He's like, anal sex or something.

Wait, who is this dude?

Dude, he's a record. He owns a record label. He's a totally cool dude.

He's like, he's not the church group guy.

He's not the church group guy. But he's like, you were talking about anal sex. I'm like, well, it's Anal sex month. August. Happy Anal sex month. He's like, I think it was before August, but then he was really cool. And he's like, I'm. Friday night is a night with my lady. I need tips. And then he was like rubbing oil all over him. And we're BFFs now.

Those guys are the ones you gotta be scared of. The ones that are like pent up at first.

I know.

And then once they let it go, it's like, oh, no, you gotta. There's no holding back.

Yeah. And now he's like, what toys should I get for my Girlfriend. I'm like, oh, sorry, we're talking about anal sex and offended you, but now you're gonna open up and like, he's.

Like, yeah, I like the dildo, but what do I use for the ass?

Exactly. You know that he wanted to hear about anal sex for sure. We try to shut the door, but.

You know what you should do the church group next door, you should try and sell them the candles for like a confessional or whatever. You know, like, Catholic churches have confused. You should do that.

Just like, they smell really good and you can use them as no.

Plus the Catholic Church needs like a whole makeover. Like, why not use some massage oil.

Candles, Spice it up.

For real.

The Catholic Church needs to spice it up.

They do need to spice it up. It's so funny that you say that because the people on the other side of our office is like editor, video editors, sound people or something. I don't know what they do, but one night someone in their office came into our office and took a porn of what was a naked porn. Women.

Oh, yeah, Chubby.

Chubby. A chubby women porn or something.

Who is that talking off, like, Madison.

Sorry, Madison. Madison's my intern. She's sitting here with me today.

She's the one who tests your products, right?

She tests so she does everything. Madison's filling in for Lauren this week because Lauren's out of town.

Does that mean she has to do double duty on the testing of the vibrators?

I should give you some more vibrators.

Oh, no, I'm still. I'm still working on the Dahlia.

Into the mic, into the mic. Are you still working on the Dahlia?

Yes, I am. It's quite fun. Enjoying myself.

It's fun. The Dahlia is often so, so awesome. So what was the porn they put?

I don't remember exactly. I wasn't there. I just heard they were like all talking about it off, kind of like off in the background. And they're talking to Lauren. I guess they had. I guess they had left like a plus size porno on someone's desk and been like, oh, this would be so funny if, you know, she came back and was like, what is this? And then they actually forgot it there. And so she came in the next day and was like, why is this here?

She walked into our office and thought we did it.

This woman that you don't know.

Yeah, this one. I don't know. One of her colleagues.

Of whose colleagues?

Okay, so there's an office next to us and someone in the office, a Dude came in our office, took a porn, put it on this woman's face.

Took one of your. So it was your plus sized porn.

She would know that. Like, who would put porn on my desk?

You get blamed for everything.

I'm sure I got blamed for the porn. Well, it was my porn, but I didn't place it on our desk. So it's just like funny stuff goes down and you see everyone walking by and doing a double take and it's a good time.

You should just have a red light out in front of your.

I should?

Yeah. And then just say, no, it's for on air. I do. I do a radio show.

You know what's so funny? Exactly. I swear to God, he's like, well, I thought you guys were all raunchy. I'm like, I'm a doctor. I talk about. I'm like trying to prove. I'm like, there's my book, you know, but whatever. But Wayne, he's our new bff. But it was funny because you just never know who, who, who, who you're gonna offend. But I do remember him walking by and saying something like, well, anal sex. And then making eye contact. Him within the hallway. This is like a while ago.

Now he wants to bang your butt.

He wants. You think he does?

I think he does. Does he listen?

He didn't really need a moisturizer. Now he will.

I don't know if he listens. But. So also, another thing that's been happening is. So we got our Facebook page back up, as you know.

I didn't know it was down. What happened?

You didn't know this?

I don't go to Facebook. I'm against it, dude.

Why? Really? Okay, I get it. Well, because I have a Facebook page, which you should all like if you.

If you.

If you like me. Like my page. Sex, Family. Because it's actually, we just provide funny information all day. Informational information. But it's funny and it's light and it's. You know, we. All the podcasts are on there and articles I write.

I appreciate Facebook. Like, my wife keeps me up to date with all my friends.

Right. That's what you need a wife for.

She's constantly scrolling through and then she'll let me know what's going on with my friends. People she doesn't know.

Bob went to Hawaii with that girl.

They just usually bad news.

Oh, really? Like someone died?

Yeah, that kind of thing. Or like, call your friend, her husband died five years ago today. That kind of thing.

Oh, that's cool.

Thanks.

That's what. That's a good wife.

She's a good one. Yeah.

I need, like, a wife assistant. Okay. So. So my Facebook page got taken down because there's, like, this religious.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Lauren was telling me about this. You had some kind of semi campaign against me.

Yeah. To take it down. They all complained to Facebook, so bam, it was down. And I was so upset because we have, like, 65,000 likes, and it's very interactive, and we. And Matt and we've all been. We've been. We've getting questions because, you know people. Today's show, we will be answering your questions. And we got some really good sex questions here and relationship questions, and we were going through. Because a lot of people email me through Facebook, so. As well. You should like my page and send me a question, because I might just answer it on there as well. So the point with. Oh, but it got taken down because people were complaining about some photo that wasn't even that.

What was the photo?

It was like a flashlight. It was a flashlight, but it looks like a vagina sometimes.

Where can I find it?

Facebook.com.

Is the picture still there, though?

No, we took it down. We're being much more careful now.

You should tweet it, though.

Oh, I tweeted. We do tweet everything that we Facebook, but sometimes it's a little different. It's a different audience, a different thing. So it got taken down, and then I had to pull out all the stops, call everyone, because all my San Francisco friends are, like, at Facebook or Google. And I was just. I'd like 16 people working.

Oh, so this is your personal.

No, no, I still have a personal page.

Right.

But this is my facebook.com sex with M page.

Now, this group, would they go out looking for you, or was there somebody on there that complained to them?

Yeah, this whole group. Because it was.

You want to call out the group?

I don't know who they are. It's a witch. No, I don't know who the group. It's not a group. It was people who were all sending the same message. I find this photo offensive. Can you please take it down? There was, like, 10 people in a row, so then I just reported them as spam. So they came alone.

They kind of are.

Yeah, that's what I'm doing now, because now I'm pissed. I'm like, don't mess with my Facebook page, because I love my. You know, it's fans. It's people. They want to communicate. So that's what's going on. But I did get a dick pic on Facebook.

Multiple dick pics.

Multiple dick pics just this week.

Anyone complain about that?

I'm complaining about it. Just me, just Madison, who was reading them first. But I really like, I don't think that. Okay, here's the thing about dick pics. We've got some stats here. So most people are actually 54% of people have said that they have received intimate content, including videos, photos, emails and messages. One in three American adults have filmed sexual content on their mobile devices. And people between 18 and 24 year old, they receive more sexual subjective content and blah, blah, blah. The point is, don't do it, people. You don't know me. First of all, what did you want, like a thumbs up? Did you want me to like your dick pic? Did you want to date me? Because if this is your strategy for overall life, you're just going to send a random dick pic to someone. Like, I don't think that's. If you're dating someone intimately, you can send them a dick pic.

Is it anonymous? Who are these people?

No, they have their name attached to it.

Really?

Yeah. He's like, how's this? Like, they. I think that there's a lot of men who think, well, if I send her my dick and she sees it, well, then maybe she'll go out. This will be like a, you know.

Foreplay, might be more of like a naughty thing. Like, well, they're all aroused and going crazy and trying to get like over the top, you know what I mean? And then after they complete themselves, they might have lots of shame. Maybe, maybe I'm speaking for myself.

Oh, you sent it.

It wasn't mine. No, no, no.

Was that your dick?

No, I wouldn't know your dick sent a dick pic to anybody.

I just think that everybody should be careful about who they're sending sexually explicit content to. Because here's the other thing. It's sort of commonplace now when you're dating that guys just ask you right away, send me a sexy photo. And people just, girls just do it. Even in high school, high school age kids.

Especially them.

Especially them. And I think that you don't realize that what happens the second after you send it, the very second he receives it. And who's ever standing next to him, he's showing on the picture.

Not everybody.

Everybody.

Not every, no, not every guy is going to do that. I mean, I've received plenty of things in my life and girls assume that I show to my friends. I think some of them even wanted me to. But no, I would never, ever do that, because that's like a. That's a total betrayal of sex.

You're a good guy, but I can't tell you how many of my guy friends. I have a lot of guy friends. And they're like, here, look at this. Look at her. They all show it to me, but maybe just because it's like, braggarts.

So you guys are.

No, but they're not bragging. They're just like, so look what she sent me, and here's the copy.

Absolutely bragging. Of course they are.

Not to me, though. I don't. I'm not impressed by your naked chick. I'm like, she's such an idiot. She cut her head off. At least that's what I say. I'm not that impressed. They're not trying to impress me by all the women. I'm just saying, people, be careful with your. Especially, like, if you're shooting a movie, whatever, a home video. Like, these things get out of hand. I don't know if everyone's like, oh, maybe I'll be as wealthy as Kim Kardashian if I do a really good sex tape.

But it's so strange how commonplace it is now because I got two little sisters. And I'll never forget, probably 15 years ago now.

I was snooping in my sister's room because I knew she was up to no good. And I was kind of looking for some contraband, right? And I came across a letter, I'll never forget. It was from prison. There's a guy that she had gone to school with. She's still in high school at the time. And she had gone to school with this guy. He was in jail. And you can always tell the jail letters because they have lots of artwork on the outside, right? And they spend so much time writing the letters to make them look all pretty, like they're from medieval times or something. And I read the letter. I know that maybe I was going over the top as far as big brotherhood, but she's five years younger, and I was worried about her. And at the end of the letter, he was requesting pictures of her in her bathing suit. It's like. So I had to let the. You know, I had to let her know that I was snooping. And I found this. And do not send that guy, because they'll be trading your picture around, like, renting it out for cigarettes.

And there'll be, like, 16 guys in his cell jacking off to her photo.

And I'll never forget that. But nowadays, it's like anyone's asking for that all the time.

All the time.

We've come a long way and I.

Think that women sometimes feel pressured. Like if I don't do it, he's just going to move on to someone else, so I better comply. But I think that you're classier if you don't. You're the classier chick that isn't going to do it.

Plus, guys always want what they can't have. So if you don't give it to them, they're going to continue to come at you. Try to see it in real life.

Right? You know, Exactly. Wait till he sees in real life. Wait till you're like in a committed relationship. You know, don't do it as foreplay early on. And don't send me dick pics to Facebook because who knows what could happen. Facebook might shut me down again if they read my message. I just, just wanted to say fuck those people.

By the way, that angers me a lot. I mean, your show is a lot of things. It's not anti religious other than the fact that like, you know, maybe you talk, you allow like talk about premarital sex, but other than that, everyone settled down.

No, exactly.

They have to relax.

Well, the Facebook. The thing is on our Facebook page, there's never any nudity. I mean, the thing about Facebook is they do have very strict guidelines, like you can't have a woman breastfeeding. You can't have any nudity. And I get that, but we don't do that. We're talking about like orgasms and how to have better sex.

Yeah.

Your show's like a service and it helps people.

Exactly. That's what I understand. So fuck them. So like my page and follow me on Twitter and all Wednesdays at 12:30 to 1 Pacific Standard Time. I answer all your questions on Twitter exwithemily. And then also there is a survey people can read, they can do, right?

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No, but there's no nips.

No.

No.

No nipples, no vagina.

Could be posted on Facebook and you want to get shut down.

The point is, they want to show bocce. They make really reasonably priced lingerie, but they want to show that you can wear it every day. So it's like you can get a pair of knee highs and just you can see it's sexy. Cute photos. It's not.

Your assistant, Lauren.

Yes.

She was wearing that outfit a couple weeks ago.

Yeah.

Was that from bocce?

It was. I think that was.

That was killing me. I'm a married man. I didn't need to see that.

I know.

It was hard to look at.

It was thigh highs.

Yes. With a little skirt. So, like just. There's just that one part of the thigh that was invisible.

I should tell her not to do that. But you liked it. It made you.

Yeah, it was pretty great.

Well, there's some pictures of her on there. And Madison, did you take any pictures yet? Yes, I did. There's a sexy picture of Matt and me, but they're not okay. So I said, yeah, you're like Emily. You're. No, these are not too sexy. They're just fun. So if you want to win 500 bucks, do that. Go there, check them out, vote. Buy some pictures of you.

How do you. How do you become the winner?

They pick the winner by the votes. You can vote on the pictures.

Do you think a nip slip will help?

No nip slips. And we don't want these to be dirty. We just want to show that. Okay. Here's the thing about lingerie. I have a problem with it because I. I like buying Nice lingerie, like sexy bras and underwear for my partner. I don't wear them and post them on the Internet, but except for just the bottom down and these bocce things. But what I'm saying is I feel like men don't appreciate it at all. And so I feel like it's really for me. Like I feel sexier when I know that I'm wearing something new. And sex, some guys are just like, totally for you guys just wanna get the clothes off. But don't you ever notice a woman when she's wearing laundry and you're like, oh, that's kinda sexy?

In fact, I've gotten a few of the only fights I've ever gotten in with my wife because I didn't notice the lingerie. So she doesn't do it anymore at all.

Well, this is the point of the whole contest, is that I feel sexy when I feel good, I feel confident. I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks. That's the point.

It's like a guy, a businessman wearing a suit and you guys wear your lingerie.

No, but when a man in a suit makes me crazy, but it makes.

It gives him confidence too. Like he can do more evil things to the other guy.

Right? It's true. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. So. Or go buy your girlfriend some lingerie. And even if you're not gonna pay attention to it, she'll feel good about it because a lot of women have insecurities. Okay, so we've also got some sex in the news, which is interesting about penises.

So do they come off?

There's a what do they come off.

In this news story? Yeah, I don't like that.

Well, it has a happy ending.

Good one.

This is the man with no penis.

Leave it to a man with no penis to school the Internet on sexual intimacy. That's what happened when a man who allegedly lost part of his genitals in a childhood accident, he lost his penis. So it got slammed in the door. He was trying to close the bathroom door with his friends. He was like fooling around when he was 12 and he put his erect member through a door crack to tease his buddies. And one of them, oh, his, his code name on Reddit is penis and.

Door.

Unfamiliar with the basic laws of physics, slammed it shut after took to the hospital. He was left with just a stump, fully intact testicle and a rerouted urethral opening. He provides photographic evidence, if you're interested. The 30 something though. He's 30 now. Look at your Face. I know, right? No penis.

I don't think you guys understand the pain.

I know, but it has a happy ending. No, I can imagine. Like, trauma. Major trauma.

I just hope it wasn't erect, because that would make it even worse.

It was erect. He stuck his back.

What is his wiener doing out with his friends when he's 12 in a door? Maybe this is God saying, let's make sure that you don't do this to other people.

Yeah, guys, hide your wreck, but don't. Doesn't Mike Catherine always talk about, like, Jack? You're right. He's not normal. Okay, so he said he's fully capable of orgasm and ejaculation. And no, the absence of a penis does not prevent him from having sex with his girlfriend. But the next part is the most surprising. How you know, because you're like, how can you have sex without a penis? And he gives really good sex advice.

He's got a stump, though.

He's a stump. I'm surprised. Him like, stumpy penis and door. I have part of my shaft under there which still has nerve endings. Use your imagination for the rest. And he wrote, any loving couple can be intimate. Those just might be two of the best sex tips around. Number one, use your imagination. And number two, any loving couple can be intimate. So sit with that. Think about it. I mean, everyone's trying to figure out how to be good at sex and to figure out, like, the right moves to do. But it's just. It's simpler than that. It just means that, you know, you can try anything to get. To give sexual pleasure to your partner. So you can, you know, he does things to her that makes her feel good, obviously. And he can still have enjoyable sex. He knows how to please her. I mean, there's people who have no feeling in their body of. Great.

Christopher Reeve used to get it on before.

Exactly.

He passed. So it's all in your mind, man.

If you love your cup, if you're in a loving relationship, you can figure out a way to have good sex and to be intimate. Intimate.

I wonder if he gets phantom erections. You know how missing limbs have phantom pain.

Exactly. He might get a phantom erection.

People do get phantom erections, actually, when they're missing their, you know. Appendage.

Exactly.

So they think that it's hard, and it feels like it's hard, but they look down and just. Nothing.

Yeah. So sad.

I wonder if his. His house that he lives in now just no doors. Had them all removed.

Oh, my God. Really? I'd be afraid of everything.

Imagine if you had a kid. Just keep your dick away from that, son.

I can't believe that. But I can't believe that it was so fatal. Like, it was not fatal fatal for his penis.

I'm just so glad that I was not there. Cuz I've seen a lot of horrible things, but that may be one of the worst things. Imagine your friend just sitting there screaming with his erect dong in the crack trauma for everyone. And then you gotta open the door. Oh, gee.

Oh my God. And the penis just like, fell out. I don't know. I don't know what happened. But. But here's the thing. The bottom line is that he shows that sexual pleasure intimacy are way bigger than any dick could ever be. So don't worry about your penis size. Relatedly, a study just came out that finds lesbians and men of all sexual orientations experience more orgasms than heterosexual women. I believe so. Lesbians, yeah. I mean, really needed science tell us that. But they're more emotionally. They're more connected. They're communicating to have more guys.

They each have vaginas.

We can have multiples.

They can trip, which is always good, right?

What's tripping? And so Tribbin.

It's the best.

What'd you say? Trimming.

Tribbin. Tripping.

What's that?

It's where the vaginas kiss.

Oh, like scissors.

It's like scissoring, but it's more like detailed scissoring. It's actually. What? Yeah, it's like the little kisses.

Yeah, exactly. So that just shows that penis and vagina sex, it's just one kind of sex. And not the most. Not necessarily the most satisfying kind of sex.

I might get in trouble for saying this, but I can say it. And it's not you saying it, but also maybe because the old lesbians over there have a little more testosterone. Possibly. Maybe.

You know, not all lesbians do have the testosterone that you.

Some do.

They do.

Right.

But it doesn't mean some do.

Some tip the scales in this study.

I don't know. I mean, I think that women with another woman knows how to please her and knows it's not that they have more of a sex drive. Because you've also heard of lesbian bed death syndrome, right?

Yeah. They get really angry about that too, though.

When I say that?

No, when anyone says it. I mean, I've heard them scream at Drew over the years, but I mean, studies show that after like, usually six months or so.

Yeah, haven't you heard the joke? Like, what is. What does lesbian Bring on the second date. A U haul. Because they move in and they move very fast. I'm kidding. This is my cousin's lesbian wedding. I was talking about lesbian. I talk about lesbian. This is. I love lesbians. I mean that sounds offensive. It's not. But they move quickly. They can. Many can.

I had like seven lesbians at my wedding. I think you did seven. Yeah, a lot.

Yeah, I mean, whatever. I don't mean like I have a lesbian friend.

They all have a lot of testosterone.

Yeah, but. But that, that's a good point. But I also think that women just, you know, know how to please each other. We can have lots of.

Probably what it is is the male.

Yeah.

There's, you know, the common parts.

Okay, the next one, next story is a man. This is just hilarious. So this will make you feel better. There's no penis loss here. There. Well, he doesn't get any action. A man calls the police to complain that a stripper wouldn't have sex with him.

So 53 year old William was arrested. William McDowell, Daniel was arrested Saturday night after he police to complain that a stripper would not have sex with him. McDowell has been visiting Sagebrush Sam's in Butte, Montana where police say he gave a woman $350 for a private dance. The dance ended abruptly because he became sexually aggressive towards the dancer and unhappy that his advances were denied. The man allegedly called 911 to inform authorities the woman would not have sex with him. Authorities responded by arresting him. Because it is illegal.

He's gonna get some sex.

Exactly right. It's illegal to solicit prostitution. And so he was put in jail.

This guy's an amateur if he thinks a lap dance is automatic.

But why would you call the police? I paid you. Yeah, I know.

Well, that's a thing.

He was probably drunk.

He's probably hammered in Butte.

So I just want in Butte. What else are you gonna do in Beaut? Except for try to get laid, I guess.

What was the name of that place? Sagebrush. I love going to little strip joints when I'm out of town. In strange little places. I love it.

Do you go to strip joints?

When I only. Only when I'm out of town.

Yeah.

Yeah, because they're open late and one of the only places like usually open past 2am Plus I'm not gonna run into anyone I know and I just love to watch all the interaction.

Do you get turned on?

No, no, no. Every now and again like a really attractive girl go up and it's like oh wow, she's really? And I get to see her naked in a minute. This is pretty cool.

Yeah, it is pretty cool if you're good, but it's not your thing.

Like Mary's in Portland is one of my favorite places I've ever been.

Really?

The hottest stripper there by far. Had a C section. Yeah, it was. It's one of those places. A lot of them. I had no hair at all. They're bald up top. They just shaved their heads.

Okay.

Yeah, it's just. It's a dicey place, right?

That is dicey. But there was a super hot. Or that was that.

No, there was no hot ones.

Okay. I thought you said there was a hot one.

It might have changed. It's been a number of years. Mary's. But it's fun.

I've had my. I've had my share of sort of Cubs. It's not my. You know, I've had moments where I'm like, God, I should have been a stripper. Like, I could see myself having fun with that when I was younger. Instead of being a waitress in my 20s, I made a lot more money.

Do you want to be the same person at all?

I know.

First of all, you have no time for men. You'd be so sick and still have.

No time for men. You're right. I would hate men.

You would dislike them.

I would dislike men. I'd have, like, serious.

Yeah, you and I want to get along.

No, I've been never a stripper. I've actually done like all the waitress and cocktail waitress and worked at shoe stores and stuff like that. Okay, so we've got some emails, but first we should.

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Oh yeah, I have so much. Do you really?

Yeah.

Why don't you just ask me people?

Don't you guys, I'm asking you right now.

Okay, Madison, we make a note, we'll bring them some. Yes, yes, absolutely. Everyone here's like, do you mind? But. And then someone, I think it was Roon who just walked in, lied to me one day that he needed a. A candle or something for someone, but it was really for like Lindsey who didn't want to ask me. And I'm like, people, we all work together. Just ask me for a freaking. If you want.

Hey, got a quick question for you. You just talked about good vibes.

I owe you an email.

Yeah, you should probably talk about all that off air.

Go ahead.

Much Better. What are you gonna say? Oh, your sex toys that you try. You're constantly sex. Trying out sex toys. Do you keep them?

You know, I do keep them. I actually need to.

Smart moves.

Smart moves. Why?

Because if you ever get like, really down on your luck, you lose your voice, you can't do the show anymore. You could buy solos online as you use Sex with Emily sex toys and make a nest egg.

Really? You think people would buy them? I always say to like my assistants. I'm like, listen, I've used this once. It's cleaned, it's sterile if you do want it. But I don't know if I would sell you. I think that's like a legal problem.

Wait a minute. You give your assistance.

I haven't yet, but I always say, like, there's these ones that like secondhand sexual. I have some that I've never even used. They're just open. That's what I mean. Not that I've used, but if I've used it once and they're like a 500 vibrator. $200.

Wait a minute.

$500 vibrator, 200, 250.

Are those the kind of come from comet dust or something?

Exactly, they're gold.

But I do have a lot. And I need to start cleaning out my door because I actually just have a few that I. I really like lately. The.

Oh, you can sell them in Japan alone. You know that they have those vending machines with used.

Oh, I do know that.

Oh, they do, yeah.

Okay, so I should go to Japan and sell all my used.

Yeah, you can do it online. You can stay here.

Are you right? Yeah, I kind of want to go to Japan.

Travel to Japan. What are you from?

No, but I've got hundreds. I've got storage of the used ones in my garage. I've got in my house. I don't have that much room, the whole thing. But yeah, good point.

We gotta do a video.

We need another revenue stream.

We need to do it. Can you come shoot it?

Cause you're a filmmaker.

We gotta make up some.

I keep talking about this, doing like my garage with all the toys and the things.

I want to, like, do some kind of Twilight Zone thing where they come after you.

My toys, they come to life.

Yeah, like maximum overdrive, where they come to life, start chasing you.

You know what's so funny? I do have times where I'm like, okay, this weekend I'm gonna try out all these toys and every outlet in my house. Like, if you walked in my house, you didn't know me. There was just things charging out of every. Like, I've got the power strips, and they'll be like five in one and five in the other. In every room in the house. Charging.

You still got the same Russian landlord?

I do. I do. And I went to a bird. Oh, my God. That time when he came in.

Electricity, very expensive.

He's never been in. Oh, he gets. Yeah, he gets mad at me for electricity. I went out of town and left the air conditioning on. He wasn't happy. But then all these toys were plugged in, and that pile of toys, he had to step over. But I thought he hated me. But then I went to his son's birthday. You know what I think? Oh, God. I think they listened to the show because the son was saying, who's my landlord? Who's actually my direct landlord, that his dad lives next door. He was like, oh, I get your newsletter. And he was telling his friend to sign up for it. And I just assumed we had this kind of like, we don't talk, don't ask, don't tell. But he, like, reads my. So he might listen to the show too, and know that I talked about his dad.

That's the worst. I always think that people, like, listen to stuff that I say, and I get really, really paranoid. Yeah, scared.

I do, too.

But you can't censor yourself.

Fuck it. I don't. Dude, you're a Russian landlord.

If you're listening, how are you?

I love my landlord. I don't ever want to move. By the way, last time I loved him, I just felt bad that he had to see the stuff. Okay, let's move into some emails. Thank you, everybody, for emailing me. Feedbackexwithemily.com Dear Emily, my husband has lost some weight. He's generally a big guy, and I'm pretty small. And after losing weight, when we have sex, I feel like his penis is too long. It's hurting a bit, as if he can't fully enter me. Is there something I can do to stop the pain or help my poor insides? Any advice would help. I don't know who else I can ask. Thank you, Desiree. The thing that's interesting about this is that he lost weight, and now he feel. It feels bigger to you. And is it because his stomach maybe was sticking and he wasn't able to push it in as deep?

Is what I. Yeah, you grow when you lose weight. For sure.

Yeah.

And Drew's in my ear because he's listening as well. Not to throw you off, but he's in New York.

Is he listening to my show?

Yes, and he's in my ear.

Drew, would you like to.

Here, I'll put him on. But he's telling you what I was going to tell you, which is. Go ahead, Drew.

Hi, Drew.

The love grommet.

The love. Tell me about this. It's just his. Dr. Drew Pinsky.

Something invented back. Thanks. We were on MTV. Adam Croll invented these kinds of complaints, and he invented this sort of grommet that slipped over the penis, maybe with a little spring action that would sort of reduce the length and then give something to springboard against. Does that make sense?

Yeah, it does make sense, but this guy lost weight.

Well, his fupa's gone.

Okay, got it.

Yeah. And so his apron, his panis is no longer there to provide the.

The cushion.

Let's say the grass around the mailbox now has been cut down.

Right.

Right. So the mailbox looks or is a little taller relative to the surface of the ground.

So that's another good news about losing weight. Is this gonn. You think that every guy would be, like, rocking around real thin? Who's worried about their penis size?

Well, the irony is so many guys are fat because they're depressed because they have small penises.

I know, but they should just lose weight.

Yeah, the penis. That would be an incentive, Anderson. So take that.

Let's put him on as well. Hi, Max. Okay. Bye, Drew. Thanks, drew. That was Dr. Drew. So he's confirming that it happens. I love that he's just like, boom. But here's the thing, is that Desiree.

It is common that a lot of women do have pain from having sex with a larger penis. So sometimes deep penetration can feel amazing. But those large and in charge men don't always know the right angle or position to make women feel good. So the most important thing to do is to make sure that you have a lot of time and you. You spend a lot of time on foreplay, getting warmed up, because the more turned on you are and the more lubricated you are, the easier it will be regardless of the position. So that goes for all sex, no matter the size. Use lots of lube. I cannot tell you enough that I think there should be a lube on every nightstand. The world.

That's your goal in life.

It is my goal in life because people think there's a stigma. She's dry. There's discomfort. Oh, better bring out the lube from in the bottom of my, you know, nightstand. No, it enhances.

Your sex should be right next to The Bible and every.

It should be next to the Bible. You know what? That's a good friggin idea.

The people next to you in your office, it's their goal to save every soul. And yours is to get a lube one.

Porn in their office.

Bible porn.

There must be. There's everything else. Okay, so if he's larger again, you need lots of lubricant and position. There's some positions that are best. Shallow thrusting is the best. That way his penis won't hit your cervix, which can be extremely painful. So I recommend the G spot. You know, it's located only a few inches inside the vagina on the upper wall. So the positions that use the tip of the penis to stimulate the G spot will feel amazing with a larger penis. And it's excellent for G spot stimulation. So you can try having him on his knees while you're on one side. And make sure he thrusts lightly as to not go too deep. So the thing is, Ezra, you have to stay in control here of the motion and the pressure and the speed.

Did she say if she told him or not?

You know what? I wouldn't be surprised she didn't because all these married people email me and they're like, I've been married for 62 years and I want to know if my wife has ever had an orgasm. I'm like, have you ever talked? No. No one talks to their partner.

Desiree needs to first tell him because it'll make the newly skinny man very proud of himself. Any man who thinks he's hurting his wife with his massive dong, we're starting a diet revolution.

Yeah, exactly.

And B, once he knows, he. You don't have to go all the way. You don't have to jackhammer ever. I mean, all you need to do is like, halfway and you're good halfway. Just be gentle. She's probably gonna like it much more.

Guys are so used to the gotta go deeper, gotta go deeper, gotta get it all in.

But I don't think that it's any more pleasurable for us to go. I hate that word, pleasurable.

Why?

I don't know, it just sounds so 70s, but I don't think that.

Groovy.

It doesn't do anything more for us to thrust all the way. I think that we just feel like that's the right thing to do.

That's what men think is right. So spooning inversion with the man on his side and the woman on her back is another extremely intimate pose and sweet pose where you also control she's like. It's the spooning position.

Her legs in the air.

No. Like, don't you ever spoon with you?

Yeah, but she said she was on her back and he's on his side. That gives me thigh.

But they're both on the side. Oh, yeah. The woman is the back. Yeah. Okay. The spooning inversion. Sorry. The spooning inversion with the man on the side and the woman on her back is extremely intimate. Both parters can cuddle closely as the man. As the angle of this position puts pressure in all the right places for both parties without discomfort. She's on her back and he's kind of spooning her and slides over.

And I'm sure the picture's in your book.

There is pictures in your book. It's kind of hard to explain it. But also, spooning. Just the spooning sex. Do you do that? I feel like a lot of guys.

I don't do sex.

You don't do spooning, do you?

I don't do sex.

You don't talk about sex.

That's right.

Well, that's our next topic. It's couples don't have sex. So you'll fit right in. Also try woman on top. This is what I always tell women with a man with a large penis. If you want to be on top. Because this way you can control the depth.

She's in control. Yeah. As long as she doesn't slip.

But don't let him pound you.

Quad muscles.

Exactly. Let him. Don't let him pound you. Use lots of lube. And again, you can also use a vibrator if you need extra stimulation. Steer clear of doggy style. That is likely to cause the most pain unless he can control himself and not thrust too hard. Yeah. And I also wrote about this for Glamour. I have a new column for glamour.com glamour magazine. And on Sundays, I give a Sunday sex tip.

That's the magazine that George Costanza got caught beaten off to by his mom on Seinfeld.

Really?

Glamour.

Yeah.

Hilarious. I love it. I did not know that. Okay. Hi, Emily. I'm in a relationship over a year now. I'm 31. He's 35. I love him to bits and want to please him as much as possible. He loves BJ's and anal. But I have never been able to finish him off as his penis is quite big. This is another large penis one. This is the first time in my life where I feel sexually confident in myself and want this to be the best he's ever had. Any ideas how I could overcome this? Big matter. Excuse me. The pun also would be my first time trying anal sex and worried that it might cause damage in the future. I'm glad that you are having this new sexual confidence and I'm just going to give you the same advice about it. About? Read my article on Glamour. But as far as oral sex goes, put your hands into the equation. If he's larger, you don't have to do the whole deep throat thing. You just make sure that it's very wet. Use both hands and, you know, use your mouth. So use your mouth to work the shaft, use your hands to work the shaft and use your mouth. And the combination of sensations should feel amazing. But also, as far as input, you can also finish them off with lots of lube, just your mouth or the tip, and give them kind of like a hand job oral sex thing. With anal sex, please, please proceed with caution, as you always, always should. You want to make sure that you are lubed and prepped and ready. Because unlike the vagina, the skin, your anal area is dry and thin and it can really tear. It can tear from a large.

Dry and thin.

Yeah, it is. So if you're determined, you got to warm up with a lot of foreplay. And when I say a lot, I'm just gonna keep saying it a lot. Use lots of lube. Go slow. Very, very slow. And he should just start with his finger at first. If you've never had anything in there, use a finger and try a variety of positions to feel. Go what feels. To see what feels best. And make sure that you're very relaxed.

And that you breathe and stick up for yourself.

Yeah. If you don't want it, don't do it. But breathe, breathe.

Why is this guy so deep into oral and anal?

It's her new boyfriend.

Her new boyfriend. Exactly. He should work his way into that.

He should. And don't do it if you don't want to. She's emailing because she wants to. She wanted tips. But don't let him force you.

She sounds like a pleaser.

Yeah, but maybe she's feeling like she wants to open up and be more adventurous.

Literally.

But I agree. But don't literally open up. And it is Anal Pleasure Month, so happy to. Pleasure Month. It's August.

What?

Okay. Okay.

They pick August because it's a. And it's alliteration there. You think analogous.

It is analogous. If you go to goodvibes.com you can see they're having sale on all their butt plugs. I was gonna bring you one of those as well, I'm good, I'm good. Good to go.

Hey, you have any ones that look like horse sales though? That's what I'm into.

The one I gave my Catherine. Yeah, do you want that one?

Did you really give it to him?

You weren't here.

I don't listen. You heard it.

It was in the middle of. It was Christmas.

I wasn't here.

I gave this beautiful pony butt plug. I wish I could remember what the name of it is because they're beautiful and it's a glass butt plug and it has a pink pony. It's like My Little Pony.

It's for bronies.

He loved it. It was the best present ever. Okay, so. Hey Emily, I'm a big fan of yours and I think you're really hot by the way. Thank you. But anyway, I'm moving away for a few months, so I wanted to get my girlfriend a vibrator. She's never used any sex toys before, but she's pretty outgoing sexually. Just wondering if you could recommend one for me. Thanks, Steven. Wow. Okay, so I know nothing about your girlfriend and she's never used sex toys, but she's outgoing sexually, so. Well, the first thing I would recommend is there's this great new technology by oh my Bod. Oh My Bod was the first like eight years ago they came out with this. This is when everyone had an ipod. You could set the vibrator to the sound, to the music on your ipod and that's how it would vibrate. But now they have these remote control vibrator. Oh my bods. That it's a wireless panty vibrator that can be controlled by bluetooth from your smartphone and connects with WI fi giving users long distance control of the multiple vibrating functions. So they're long distance, he can vibe her, she can wear the panties. He could be 3,000 miles away and use his phone to turn on the vibrator if she's wearing it. How friggin hot is that?

This is a recipe for disaster.

Why?

Because you know there's gonna be like cross things like some how she's gonna get some other frequency by mistake of some kind of like R and B station and it's gonna to go hog wild in her panties.

That'd be awesome. What if his music wasn't right?

Like she's gonna get like some hardcore techno or punk rock station, like 120 beats per minute.

This would be. Yeah, I don't know, whatever. I don't think like music playing too fast on a vibe. In fact, my Biggest problem is that, like, some of the songs are too slow. I'm like, just give me some hardcore music. But also, if she. I mean, a great starter toy is always a bullet vibrator, a clitoral vibrator. I don't know how she orgasms, but that's always a great gift. My new obsession is the we Vibe. I want. I think it's the Tanga. It's called T E N G. A vibrator. It's the strongest bullet I've ever experienced in my life. Rechargeable. It's. It's not for use in the car there with the magic wand. Oh, not in the car.

Not for use in the car. It's the strongest one you've ever had.

It's the best bullet. Bullets are just great because you can use them during intercourse. You can use them. But if she wants to use some G spot, I mean, I can't. I think a great starter one. This would be a fun, like, you're going away gift. The blue. It's called the Blue motion Bluetooth remote vibrator from oh, Mybod. And you can also get that@goodvibes.com but also just you could get her like a little kit too from Good vibes. You can get her like a little sex kit with like bubble bath and like little vibrators and she can try out different things and see if she.

Likes a little going away. Gave her a back scratcher as well.

Exactly. Okay, so we have another email that we're gonna answer because we've got some time here right now.

How many emails you get, Em?

A day? A week?

A day. Let's go by day.

I think we probably got 30 on Facebook today. Maybe 50, I don't know. And then feedback emails at Sex with Emily. I probably get 30 to 50 a day.

And you go through all those, right? Read every single one.

I do.

That's good.

Yeah, we all do. We go through them. I try to answer them all. You know, I can't get to all of them. And also a lot of them, we, you know, there's. We just answer them and say, hey, listen to the show. Or check this out. We try to. I want to advise people and help.

Them and who picks the ones that you bring onto the show? Not to put you on the spot.

But Madison, my interns are Lauren, my assistant, picks ones that are kind of. Sometimes we try to find some that are similar, like the two penis ones. And also sometimes you try to find some that are just like couple. Like this show is gonna be, but it's kind of all mixed in now, but couples who are having a hard time with their sex life. Right, but really, it's just a variety. I pretty much like to have a variety on the show and I pick ones that, I don't know, irrelevant. I mean, if people are just asking me something crazy out there, whatever, but I know I usually answer everything I do.

So after this email, Madison, I'm gonna ask you to think about it. Well, Emily's doing this next email. I would like to hear the most fucked up one you've read since you've been with her. Emily, you can weigh in as well.

I'll think about it.

You think about it.

Wow, that's a. That's a really good question.

I'm excited. You better deliver.

I know, I know. Okay, this one's really long. Should we answer this one?

You should have your assistants edited.

She did edit it.

There's one under it.

I know, but. Oh, believe that one. Okay, this is a good one. Dear Emily, I'm 21. My boyfriend is 36. I'm his first girlfriend, and first everything else. You're his first girlfriend. We've been together for a year and a half and have tried to have sex, but he can't seem to keep it up when it comes to anything else sexual. He's great at it. I'm not sure if it's the pressure of it, but we were very comfortable with each other. We're very comfortable. He says he doesn't know why it happens. I love sex and can be a freak in the sheets and I want to be able to share that with him. Any ideas to maybe ease his mind or why he may not be able to stay hard? Thanks, Emily. Her name is Emily as well. Okay, Emily. Does he drink, take medication? Is there anything that he's on? Do you know? Does he smoke a lot of pot? That could be a problem. He's 36. He's never had sex with him.

He's a 36 year old virgin. Or he was before her.

So he's been.

Does he have a basement? Does he have a freezer? And you should check it for bodies.

Well, I mean, I don't even know where to start here because I just want to say you're 21 and he's 36. Like that's such a huge age difference at your age and the fact that he's never had sex before and picked you at 21. I'm just wondering how healthy this relationship is to me.

Where do they meet?

I Don't even know. See, that's the thing about the emails. That's why the calling and Loveline is so nice, because you can be like, wait, break this down.

Yeah, I'm picturing him being like an idiot savant, like working on computer stuff, making lots of money, meeting at her strip joint, or maybe hiring her. And then it's his first ever. So that's. The relationship continues.

Yeah, this isn't a good one. I mean, he can't stay hard and I mean, what can he do? He can practice with the stop start method. With masturbating. With masturbating. Just to learn to control, to stay harder, longer. But a lot of guys just have erectile dysfunction. He should go talk to his doctor and get checked out.

And I'm judging here, but if he's 36 and he's still a virgin, there's something psychological going wrong, something upstairs that's happening.

Right. So before I even give you advice, I mean, I don't think that that's. Yeah, he's. For his entire life. So let's say 20 years since he started masturbating. He's probably been jacking off a certain way. He's never had sex.

20 years.

20 years. He could be very anxious about it. That's true. There could be a lot of other things. But I'm just concerned about. Does your mom know you're dating this guy who's 36 year old and lives in the basement?

But no, that's where he hides the bodies in the basement. I don't think he lives in.

Guys do experience this a lot with their penises. Going hard, going soft. I mean, could take Viagra, but I don't, I don't want to go there with this because it's not really your job. You don't want to be in your first. I don't know, this is your first relationship with this serious relationship and the age difference. And then he's got penis issues and I just think they got to end this one.

Call Loveline.

Call Loveline. We'll answer you on a Thursday night.

So you can talk to him.

But really, if someone does have this problem where they can't say hard, that is very common for men. Erectile dysfunction. First thing you should always do is rule out any kind of medical conditions. Dr. Heart disease. Are you taking any pills, medication, you know, antidepressants, anything like that? You could check that out and do that first. I'm not even gonna go into her situation here.

So that was a pretty fucked up one. But you got. You got one more.

I do, I do. Do we have time?

Yeah.

Okay, so. I know, but I feel like.

Okay, what's happening? There's people whispering.

This guy asked about a flashlight. So I feel like it's gonna be like, I'm trying to, but this guy actually asked about the Fleshlights. I'm like, oh, people are gonna think I'm just talking about, like, toys all the time, but it's a good question.

It's a sex show. You should be talking about toys.

I know, but people sometimes are like, oh, you're okay. Hey, Emily. Been following your page for a while. And this was from Facebook and just started listening to the podcast. Perfect length for a car trip to or from work. Looks like I have some catching up to do. You recently posted. About the Fleshlight. My wife and I are looking for ways to not so much increase my stamina, but more so to increase my abilities for quick repeat performance. I like the idea of a toy that's focused on the guy for a change, too. As a couple, would you recommend the ice version or the stamina version? Thanks, and keep up the good work, James. Okay, so here's the thing, is the older that you are. Does he say how old he is?

Did you want to say his last name?

No, I wasn't.

About the old.

No, let's cut that out.

The old flashlight there.

No. So here's the thing. The older you are, it is harder for the repeat performance. I don't know about you, Anderson, but when you were, like, in your 20s, couldn't you, like, your refractory period was a lot less? Like, you could get hard again.

Yeah. Every year it gets longer.

Right? So the older you get, it's harder.

And actually, we've been doing at least 20 minutes now.

Come on. If you go again. Yeah, so. So the older you are, it's harder for repeat performance. In your 20s, a lot of guys get sex multiple times, experience multiple orgasms, but as you get older, it's called kind of like single bullet sex. You just got one bullet, you get it out, and you're done. So if you want to make it count, you want to make it last. And that's why the Fleshlight created the stamina training unit. So you use, like, the stop start method where you put it on your penis and you go, you know, you to the point.

It's like going to the gym.

It's like going to the gym. It is, you know, your PC muscles and your penis, all those muscles, you need to work them out. Just like everything else.

What how the wife would feel about that. I'm going off to the gym, honey. And she goes in the garage. I'm just sitting in the car with the Fleshlight. Well, it's important.

You got to work on every muscle. You want to have a thorough workout. So the Fleshlight stamina unit can help you just control those muscles so you can last longer in bed. It's not necessarily going to help you with your refractory period, although doing Kegel exercises can also help you. I always say to use my iPhone app, Kaggle Camp, it reminds you every day to do them. So I would say the stamina training unit. And also if you want to stay harder longer, you can try promescent. It's a delay spray, helps you last longer. But I would say he wants to know the ice. I'd say just go for the stamina training unit because that's what it's about.

What is the ice one?

The ice one is a lightweight. There's so many different versions of the flashlights. It's more lightweight and sleek looking, I think. But the stanislature.

So it looks cooler.

Yeah. Doesn't it?

Lightweight, clear and like clear frosted looking.

Yeah.

Is that for like when you're traveling and TSA is gonna take it out, you want to make sure you have a good looking one.

That's the flight. The flight is the one that you fly past TSA with not even a glance.

So which one is the ice? Is the.

The ice. It literally just looks like a bigger. The inside is the same as the flight and it's clear. So you can. I guess it's for guys who want to see their penis going in.

Yes, they want to see their penis going in and out. Which men love watching that into plastic. Yeah.

I mean I can understand if it's biological. Want to see it going into. Plus.

Yeah, you do.

No judgment.

Some guys want to see it, but it's. It's rubber and you want to see your penis. You know, I don't know what men want their think about drinking. So maybe some guys want to watch their penis go in and out. But the thing about the Fleshlight is that it, it's great just as the number one selling sex. Right. For men because it's probably the only one, but the only one that does it.

Right.

They've been doing it for a long time and it actually every guy I've given it to, like straight men, even men in relationships, married, gay, straight, single, all different ages have like love. No one said they Hated it. Let's just put that way. Every guy I know, like, freaks out and loves it, and I think that there might be a stigma attached to it. Like, why should I need it? My hand is fine. Like, a lot of them do look like porn stars. You don't have to get the porn star vagina. You can get the. The flight or the ice or whatever.

My boyfriend loves his.

Yeah. Oh, my God, Madison, your boyfriend tell that story?

I'm a full review, but honestly, my boyfriend is like, she's 24.

Yeah, check it.

He's so happy because he's way more sexual than I am. Like, I'm, you know, I have long days, I get tired. I'm not a machine. I'm not a sex robot. But he is. He can just go and go and go. He's 24, so, I mean, he's even younger than I am. He's 21, so.

Jesus, I didn't know this.

Okay, so he's in his prime. So on those nights where he's like, all horny, he's like trying to poke me with it. I'm literally just like, go get the Fleshlight, baby. And then I just go back to.

Sleep and you don't care.

And then. Yeah. Or I'll be like, go take a long shower, quote unquote. And he'll take it in the shower and come back and be totally fine. And then I get to snuggle with him and go to bed.

There you go.

He's describing like a well trained dog.

I know best of both worlds, honestly.

Yeah.

Yeah. Also, it kind of makes me a little bit competitive. I was reading someone else's blog. Oh, the guy who invented the Fleshlight, he was like, you know, I brought one home and my wife has started wanting to, like, have sex more. And it's because he's sitting there like, oh, my Fleshlight's so good. And I'm like, I gotta remind him that mine's better no matter what. I'm a woman attached to it.

Exactly.

I can keep it. Would it be offensive if, like, your boyfriend cut out, like a picture of Mila Kunis face and put it on the tip?

You know.

Knowing what I know, just working it, I would be able to like, appreciate it from, like an outside perspective. But it would be kind of weird because the whole thing with the Fleshlight is it's just a vagina. There's like, no person. It's not cheating.

What?

Fleshlight with like a hologram that comes out the top.

Oh, it's perfect. You could have sex with Tupac.

Holy hell, Tupac. I think we probably cut him out.

I mean, I just want to say that there is. Try it. Go to my website, click on the Fleshlight banner and check out if you. If you. I mean, the thing is women, we have a million sex toys, lots of different things we can try for all different parts of our body. We've got nipple clamps, we've got the G spot, whatever. Why not try the 1.

Dudes have nipple clamps. We have nipple clamps.

That's true. That's true. I don't know why guys don't. Typically straight men that I know don't. Do you like your nipples played with?

Yeah, it's fine.

What do you mean it's fine?

It's good.

Because I think most men, it is an erogenous zone. And I think that a lot of guys sort of shy away from that and they don't realize that actually they could straight men.

If you can get a lady who's willing to tickle the nip, why not?

Yeah, I've had mixed review. Mixed. Not reviews. I always get good reviews, but mixed experiences with men wanting that.

I can see how some guys would shy away. Guys are weird. That makes me gay.

If you touch my nipple or if you prostate play. We just did a show on that.

Well, that's. That's a difference.

That doesn't make you gay either. In fact, it's healthy to hair in the ass.

Wait, so they actually. Did you say pain in the ass? Did you just say that?

Yeah. No. Did I?

No, you did. They actually created a Fleshlight that's created to get through airport security. That's a real thing?

Yeah.

I mean, I don't think they said.

Like, they were like, I'm trying to get through air, but it looks like. No, but you could. It's lightweight. It's the flight. It's. You can take it with you every.

It's like the terrorist sex toy.

It is the terrorist sex toy. It is fantastic. We just, you know, we just want people to have sex wherever you are on the planet, take it with you.

Wherever you go up. Email. What is it?

And the thing is, what fucked up email.

Most fucked up email.

I'll go Madison.

So I actually think that you guys answered this on the show, but Lauren and I for a while were just kind of like, oh, my gosh. What do you even say to that? It was about the guy who is in a relationship, but he says he's in a relationship with an absolutely amazing woman. He turns them On. We both want to avoid having kids, so we only do hand jobs or anal sex. That's all they don't want to have. They don't want to have kids, so just hand jobs and anal. They don't even. They don't even fuck with blowjobs.

Yeah, I know.

Labs are a little too risky. What about birth control and condoms?

That's the thing is, it's like. And then he goes on, he's like, my problem is that I can't ejaculate in front of her. I'm like, that's your problem.

You've got bigger problems.

You're only having anal sex. Someone missed the day where they did sex ed in class and told him about contraceptives. Or even the fact that you can apparently get pregnant from anal sex.

Much easier to get pregnant from anal sex.

But no one can get pregnant if you can't ejaculate.

Exactly. He also can't ejaculate. Did we answer him? You did.

I think it was mutual masturbation. And then make. Master. You said make masturbation part of your sexual routine. And then at the very bottom, because I wrote the notes on this, I go, blowjobs, birth control, condoms, anything. Anything other than what you're doing right now. But that was like, you can't ejaculate.

Who cares?

Oh, and then at the very bottom, also, I'm on antidepressants.

Oh, my God. There you go. I mean, I'm surprised even wants to have sex. Yeah, that's gonna be a problem, too. Everyone remember, if you are on any kind of medication that could have an impact on your sex drive, your desire, all that stuff. So, yeah, that's what we got for you, Anderson.

I just heard recently, actually, a couple people have somehow gotten pregnant from oral sex. Forget where I heard that. I'll look that up. I'll talk about the next time. I'll bring you.

He got pregnant from performing. Maybe, like, they rubbed his semen and they.

Like, maybe they sneezed right after.

I don't know. I don't even understand. Maybe, like it was still on him and then they had sex afterwards. There's just a semen on his penis. I don't know.

Or he was touching himself and gave her a little interaction, and then maybe.

He had a cup of steam in his hand and just shoved it up inside her when he was finger. I have no idea. But that's interesting, Anderson. You'll have to find out.

I'll do a little research on that later tonight.

Okay, that sounds Good. Yeah. Well, thanks, Madison, my amazing intern. Thank you, Anderson. You rock. And for this show. This was fun. Everyone, as you know, you can always email me feedbackexmily.com and follow me on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Sex with Emily.

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So last time we talked about some sex mistakes, and these were big hits. So what are some other sex mistakes that we didn't cover last time?

Guys sometimes get hung up if a woman doesn't get slippery enough for sex and for penetration. They think, oh, my God, if she's wet, she's turned on. If she's not, she's not. But the truth is, every woman is different. So you really can't judge the fact that she's wet. I mean, yes, she could get wet and turned on, but other women might be really turned on, but they don't get wet. So don't make assumptions. Even if she has natural lubrication, it can change from day to day as well. So women change on their menstrual cycle. I know talking about periods isn't sexy, but it is true there are certain times a month where women are wetter than others.

Yeah.

And also alcohol.

Right.

If you're like. I definitely recall, like, women who are really drunk and stuff like that. Not when they're really just drinking.

Last time I day raped. Just kidding.

But like, you know, if you drink a lot, you're dehydrated and stuff, you can. It can be pretty dirty down there.

Yeah.

Sahara, actually.

True. Exactly. So that's why we say use lubricant. Use emilyandtony.com lubricant.

Actually, just put a little spit on it.

No, I'm serious, though. That lubricant. Actually, most women report that using lubricant during sex is more endurable. 70% of women said that using a lubricant during sex enhanced their experience, even if they were already wet.

That's good.

Yeah. Good to know. It's not. If you're dry, it's not if there's discomfort, it's to make sex better. I think that there should be lubricant on every nightstand.

There you go.

In America and the rest of the world.

The whole world just lubed up.

Exactly.

Got it.

Let's lube up the whole world. Also. Here's another one. There's another big mistake that guys make. They think they have to be silent. They think silence. Yeah, you do. That's hot. We don't even know. Did you orgasm? Did he not? You didn't make a goddamn noise. Why are you. You know, it's. It's hot. Just like you think that it's hot when women make a noise. We want to know if you had an orgasm. If you don't speak up, we have no idea. So I'm not saying that you need to, like, you know, you know, scream or anything, but you can let her know how you're feeling and do a little talking, a little moaning.

Gorilla.

Yeah.

Thumping.

Got it.

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