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Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Bedroom eyes they call them in a bygone day. Hey Emily, you got a boyfriend? Cuz my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute.

A girl's gotta have her standard. Oh my.

The women know about shrimp shrinkage.

Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean? Like laundry? It shrinks.

Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me?

Oh my God, I feel so good.

Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

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You'll also get the report. The five biggest mistakes Men are making in bed or the five biggest Mistakes Women are making in bed. We send you emails from time to time with information that will change your sex life and your world, which is why you're listening to the Sex with Emily show. And if you love the show, you should also tell your friends, send it to them. Cause I think that, you know, people having bad sex in relationships, it's just. It's a bummer. And listening to the show, the emails I've been getting lately from all you people, I feel like people's lives have changed. Menace. I'm here with Menace because of the show. I'm getting some very nice emails lately. They're like, I emailed you three years ago, but then this has happened. Now we're so happy since we help people.

Yeah. I love getting the feedback, especially on Twitter and Instagram.

Yes, we read all of them.

I forget how many people from the show follow us online.

Yeah, a lot.

And they mentioned something crazy from, like, a podcast maybe a couple months ago.

Yeah, exactly. I know.

We've been doing the show, what, eight years now?

Eight years. Menace and I have been doing this a long time. And Menace is in Los Angeles. He moved here. He won't admit it. He got some other job. Whatevs. But really, he's here so he can do more shows with me. So we'll be doing at least one a week. Yeah.

And it's crazy how the stars aligned.

I know.

Here. And then you're.

I never thought you'd leave the Bay Area. I didn't beg. I just preferred if you lived here. And then he's like, I'm moving.

Yeah. I got a wonderful job. I'm gonna be on every morning on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles. It's gonna be called the Woody Show. There's a group of. Other group of people that I cheated on.

I just feel like the Woody show, you just sit on boners, but no other people you cheat on me with. Yeah. Not as interesting.

Morning. So if you live in Los Angeles, please listen. Or if you want to stream it, it's on the iHeartRadio app.

Exactly west coast time. Do it. Just do it. Listen to Menace. And it's not until a Few weeks. Right?

Yeah. Just to warn you, we don't talk about sex. You know, we don't. We don't delve into Emily's realm. So this never.

Then maybe I should come on once a week and get you guys talking about boners. Because.

No, I mean, we talk about sex once in a while, but that's not like the.

The sounds boring. Topic of was like, like pop culture.

It's pop culture.

I don't even know what they're talking about. Wait, wait. What just happens? Okay, so we're recording at the Podcast One studios. Yeah, Podcast One is another place where you can. It's an app and they host a lot of podcasts and you can check them out. But podcast1.com. But. Okay, okay. So before the show starts, I don't even remember the story.

Of course I'm here on time. Or even before on time.

You were way too early anyway.

What are you talking about? I was like five minutes early. Anyways. Fred Armisen was here using this very studio before we got in here. And he is from. He's from Portlandia. And what was crazy, I was on my way here listening to Howard Stern and he was doing an interview with Howard Stern. There was a replay.

Okay.

And he just left the office. And of course you were late, so you missed him. And then other people in the office like, oh, you know, Fred Armisen was here and all this stuff. And Emily's like.

Who?

I know. Menis goes, she don't know who that is.

I go, she will not know who.

I don't know who that. But who is it?

And he's the leader of the band for Seth Meyers late night show.

Well, my goal, I actually just saw a quote on the way here. It was. God, I remember it. It was goals are dreams with deadlines. Have you heard that before? If you have a goal, you can have goals, but you need a deadline. I might have messed it up. But the point is, one of my goals and I should set a deadline to this is to. Is to really watch more television and to relax more and not be working all the time.

And I told.

And we've been saying this for years.

And I've told you this for years. For anybody that just, you know, if there's tuning in, the audit in the audience that, you know, if you're. You're in a workplace and you know, some people are obsessed with pop culture. I. I'm not obsessed with pop culture. I just have to keep on, keep up with it if it would work. But it is so easy to keep up on it. It'll probably take maybe three, five minutes of your day to keep up on pop culture. Okay, super simple. When you. When you wake up in the morning and you're on your. Your. Your Facebook or your Instagram or your Twitter, anyways, you say you don't have time, but you do. So when you're on the line, just go on over to like TMZ.com. that was one of my favorite.

That's my point.

Just skim the top.

My point is I don't want to know pop culture so I can talk to people listening to sexual pop culture. Because there's a gazillion other places they go. It's that I want to. There's some good television on. I've never seen a lot of the great shows I've never seen. What's that one that everyone saw?

A billion of them. I don't know which one.

A billion of them. Anything. The. The druggie, the. You know what?

Rehab. Slumber.

Rehab. No, no, no, no, no. Not true.

I mean, all of them. All the Real Housewives this season are amazing.

Really? Yeah. I'm gonna be a. Brandi Glanville is gonna be on the show. Do you wanna be on when she's on? And then I'm gonna be on her show. She also has a show on podcast one. Oh, she's in the Real Housewives of Barrel Hills.

Yeah, that'd be good. Because I would know what to talk about.

I've seen that. I mean, there's like really good Mad Men, for example. I saw the first two seasons and I loved it. And I haven't seen it. Whatever. So my goal with a deadline is that I should just start trying to watch like an hour a night. Because what happens is when you're running your own business and you're an entrepreneur, I tend to. To work at night or I go out or I just come home and read. I don't really turn the.

So everyone that watches television is losers and you just.

No, I wish. What I'm saying is my goal is to get into the habit of watching more television. Even when I did the Bravo show, you know, Menace. And I want a Bravo show called Misadvised. You can download an itunes if you missed it two years ago, a year and a half ago. And it's called Miss Advised. And you know that before I even did the Bravo reality show, I'd never seen a Bravo reality show.

Yeah. Like, it's crazy.

And they were like, I know.

And you had all your Stupid hippie San Francisco around you telling you how to act.

I don't think television's evil. I just think that I just don't make time for it because I've been obsessed with trying to make a living doing my passion, which is sex. Emily, I didn't do this to get rich. Clearly I did it so. Because I loved doing podcasts. And then the whole story is that I started doing it in my living room. And then soon after, I was lucky. Seven months later, I got a call from CBS Radio in San Francisco and they said, do you want to do your show live? We love your podcast. That's when Little Menace came in and he was sleeping at the radio station. Was that your first job at the radio station?

What?

When I met you?

First job? No, no.

Second, you just were sleeping at the radio station. You don't make any money in radio is the point.

Yeah, I did make money in radio.

That's why I'm at Menace. And I'm still trying to figure out how to monetize this stuff. So I appreciate when you always support our sponsors of the show. Cause that means that we can keep doing the show for free. Like promescent. Promescent is a mild delay spray that allows men to last longer. It's the only FDA approved treatment for premature ejaculation. It's a delay spray. So it's like not even if you're like a minute man. If your woman takes, you know, your partner takes like typical woman 15 minutes to orgasm and you take four, well then you've got an orgasm gap. And so if you use promescent, it's just, it's like a mild delay spray. It's like desensitizing. But you can still feel everything, trust me. And then you can last as long as you want. So it's promescent. It's a P R O M E S E N T. Right. So anyway, that's the story. That's why we have to do these things anyway. And I would like to, but I do have a little bit. Today's show, we're going to be reading your emails that you sent to feedbackexthelmy.com because I think that a lot of people appreciate the male female perspective. Even though I'm usually right, they sometimes like to hear from Bennis too. So we're going to be reading your emails that you sent. We've got a lot of them. So please always email me@feedbackexlme.com someone wants to know about what is sexy and, and wants to know why another guy wants to know why he always falls into the father figure role. And someone else wants to know about a foot fetish. And we've got some other sex. Penis size. We've got a bunch of things. But first, I do have something that is a little bit pop culture y. Okay, we can talk about Gwyneth Paltrow's conscious uncoupling from her husband, Chris Martin.

Everyone knew that they were getting together.

They've never.

They haven't been together for like two years.

Right.

They haven't had a photo together in forever.

I know.

Everyone says that, you know, this is through the grapevine of pop culture on television and stuff like that. And they've been talking about this for years. That Quinn of Paltrow is super high maintenance and pretentious and, you know.

Right. But I don't know that.

I don't know her personally. I never met her. So I can't say she might be difficult.

She seems like she's type A very, very driven perfectionist, like, you know, all that. But the point is, is that on her website, goop, which she probably did this to get more traffic to her website, that's where she announced it, but there was an essay alongside of it from Integrating Eastern and Western Medicine by two Doctors. Total hippie stuff. But I kind of believe this. And it's funny because Lauren, my assistant, she's like, yeah, it's kind of crazy what they're saying. And I'm like, I kind of agree with it. That expectations for a lifelong marriage need to evolve along with humans expanded life expectancy. And that a successful marriage could be redefined not by how long it lasts, by how meaningful and fulfilling the relationship was for both partners. And I've always said that if someone's been married for a while, like, you shouldn't look at divorce as a failure. Because I do think that if you're married to someone and you guys made it work and you did your best and then it didn't work, so, you know, you move on. We do. We are living twice as long to expect to be with one person forever. When people do it, it is amazing. And I'm not saying anyone should get divorced, but I can kind of see the perspective when, like, people wrote all these marriage laws who were, like, dying at 50.

I know, like, now we're living till.

90, they hate each other.

What guy are you gonna find that's gonna be able to deal with the female species for, like 40 years or just.

Right. I mean, it's a long Friggin time.

So you can't find that guy because he killed himself.

Right? Exactly. I mean, you met us for the first time on last week's show. It was very interesting that you kind of.

Sound like me and I kind of freaked out that you didn't get married.

No, see, you picked.

I loved it.

You picked. No, no.

This is what you do too though.

You picked it out to hear what you only want to hear. I said that I to get married, not that I don't want to get married one day. It's that it's a total financial burden and I just don't want to do it.

I got it.

But the thing having kid is a financial burden also and all that stuff. And I rather have a partner that I can go travel with all this. Right, you just don't want a partner in general?

No, I do want to.

You can call once in a while.

No, no. I call people. I got. Oh my God. Oh. So last week I did my Tinder date. I was talking about on the show last week. It's actually, we just released the show, so if you want to check it out. I had a live Tinder date in the studio and we lit like my Emily. Okay. So I made it a real date. And it was actually, I mean, it was a real date. He came in, I'd never seen him. I met him on Tinder. If everyone knows a very popular dating app right now, they call it like the hookup app, which I think that's a choice.

Go ahead.

I mean, I'm not hooking up on it like per se, but like I think people do often. Cause you're just swiping left or right if you think someone's cute or not. So this one guy suggested to me, he's like, well, I guess I just have to come saying I'm doing. And he's like, I'll just come on your show. So he comes in, I don't see him until he walks in. I'm already starting the show and talking and I have candles lit, I have wine, I have my Emily and Tony seductive massage candles which were a total hit. They smell amazing. They are kind of seductive. You, when you smell. When you. I'll talk about that in a minute but. Because I have a funny story about that. But he was, he was nice. We had a full on date. And it's funny because I haven't listened to the show because sometimes you know, you know when you're in a zone of doing radio, like you forget like I was just playing but it was like a real date. I can't remember Lauren, though, my assistant. Could she come on the mic here for a second?

I don't have the mic set up.

But she came next year. Lauren, come here. Lauren. Okay, so Lauren had a very. She was there the whole time and she thought. She's like, I didn't like him. I did it. And I was like, oh, my God. I thought he was nice. So, Lauren, what did you think?

You think everyone's nice.

I know. That's the problem. I'm too nice. Lauren, what did you. Cuz. Cuz I was like, full on, like, into it. Like, I was focus.

I thought he was way too cocky. Honestly. He was giving you way too much sass. It was your show and I don't know.

Too much sass about what, though? Give me an example.

He was giving.

He was just trying to be confident.

Every time one of our amazing advertisers got mentioned, he.

He was like, oh, God. Well, besides that. Because he's just. He didn't realize the importance of reading our sponsors. Besides that, he wasn't mean to me.

He should have said like, hey, bitch, if you want to pay my bills, then go ahead.

Yeah, Excuse me, dude. F you. But. But I didn't think he had a total attitude the whole time. But anyway, it was. It was. It was kind of funny because it, like, I wasn't very conscious of that. I was doing radio, but he was like, asking all these questions and it turns out he was married and at the end, divorce. He has a kid and then he lost a kid. Like, so it kind of got heavy at the end. And then I'm like, gotta go. Time for sex. And then we had a drink after the show.

You hate children, though.

I love children. No, I don't want my own children. But I'm fully aware of the fact that if I do end. I don't wanna say end up. If I do date someone long term, then he's probably gonna have a child or be divorced at some point soon. Doesn't be someone with a child, right? No.

Yeah.

I mean, I just. I don't think that I'd be great with my own child, but I'm great with other people's children. I'd be a great stepmom. Halftime. Okay, so, yeah, that's conscious uncoupling of Gwyneth Paltrow. That got us off on that. Oh, and this was. I can tell you about the candles. Is that. So I had these massage candles. What?

I was gonna say one thing about Gwyneth Paltrow. Go ahead, everyone. Another thing that they say about her, that she's had all the golden dicks in Hollywood.

She's like, oh, she has been Stiller.

And she dated everyone.

Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt. She dated who else?

Yes, I even know everybody. Oh, oh, I know one famous.

Can you look it up? You're on the Internet.

She, she has slept with so many. Like, okay, Brad. I remember when she dated Brad Pitt and then whoever else we just said.

You said Ben Stiller. I don't think that's right.

It is. No, she did date Ben Stiller.

She did.

Look it up, Lauren. Totally. Wait, she's gonna look it up. And she's dated everyone. She's hot.

Do you think she's computer so we can see it.

Do you think she's hot?

Oh, yeah, she's extremely good looking. But remember, with me it's, it's all about attitude. If you're a pain in the ass, I don't care.

Yeah, but you think every woman is a pain in the ass. I'm surprised you even have a girlfriend.

So romance said. Wait, wait, right there, right here. Chris Martin. Okay, duh.

Right.

Brad Pitt. Ben Affleck.

Oh, Ben Affleck. That didn't mean Ben Stiller. I meant Ben Affleck. See, I suck. Luke Wilson's hot. See, Okay, I meant Ben Affleck. Did I say Ben Stiller? That was a mistake.

Yes, I was like, I don't think.

Who else? Okay, wait, what was Luke Wilson. I love. I would totally bang him. And he's in la, but I think he got married. No, he's not married.

Robert Leonard. I don't even know who that is.

Keep going.

Sean Leonard.

Who else?

I don't know. More people. This is what Google this pops up right away. But anyways, yeah, so that's the deal.

She slept with a lot of people and I'm sure she'll has many in the future.

A lot of famous people.

A lot of famous people.

You wouldn't care about that.

I wouldn't even know they were famous. Yeah, I'd be like, oh, you're famous.

I wonder all the like people that are listening, would you care if you dated a chick? A famous chick who dated a bunch of other famous people. So no matter where you go, a television walk by a newsstand, go on the Internet, nothing, Anything you would see your girlfriend's ex boyfriend, Would you care about that? Email us feedback. Yeah, calm, because I'm not even gonna bother asking Emily because she's like, I don't care. I mean, what about people that you know? I want to hear your feedback.

I think that a lot of guys, I think that men do not like to ever picture their girlfriend's exes, right?

No, but you want to go on vacation with them and shit like that.

Oh, no, my ex boyfriends. I do.

Yeah. You convince your current boyfriends to go on vacation with your ex boyfriend.

That was a fun trip to like.

No, it's in to Mexico.

I know, because he had a new girlfriend. But the point is, okay, besides myself, most men cannot. They don't want to picture their girlfriend with any other penis. And that's why a, you should never have the conversation with your partner of how many people you slept with. Okay? Never ever ask. And don't ask, don't tell. This should be one of those questions that you just take off the. Take off the radar because it never suits you. It never benefits your relationship. So I think that men in particular have a hard time because like she was with someone else. Was his dick bigger? So I think, yeah, if you know that she's dated a bunch of celebrities, that, that would be very challenging for men who are not confident.

No man wants a constant reminder.

Because I mentioned it. Here's the thing. I mentioned to the guy, this guy that I dated someone and I guess I don't want to mention it, but it was someone who's sort of famous and he went home and did all this research. He's like, so he did this, this and that. He's really good looking and he did all this research on him. And so I. That was just the day after I told him. But he wasn't annoyed. I think he was just interested in who this. This guy was. Okay, But I think that he. That a lot of guys do could think that women are like comparing their penises to the last penis and they always worry their penis isn't big enough or like.

No, they just don't want to hear about it.

Right. Well, yeah, some guys do want to hear about their exes though. Some guys want to hear about past sexual. Some guys get turned on when they hear about their partner's last, like a sexual experience.

It's okay. So your girlfriend now, you don't know anything about her past?

I don't ask.

You know, do you know what she's done?

I don't give a.

Do you ever google her?

No.

Do you think everyone googles people that they date?

Maybe, I don't know. Maybe that's like your 20, 30 something thing right now.

Right. But my Life will don't show up on Google either, unless they've done something. Yeah.

And I think probably if you're in your 40s, I don't think people are really googling.

I think people Google everyone and I. It's kind of a bummer for me because if people trying to fix me up, like, just Google her. And then it's like, oh, great.

That Netflix movie, what is it?

I'm a sex addict.

I'm a sex addict.

It's a good movie.

That's probably why you get asked out a lot.

Oh, right. Exactly.

It probably opens the door.

It opens something. And they think my other doors are gonna open as well for them.

I know. Like, how do you find a legit person?

It's hard. I have to say, I did have one date this year.

I told you this Tinder thing is stupid too, because every guy on there is just liking every single photo with all numbers and then whatever girl likes.

They don't like ugly photos.

Huh?

They like even people they don't find.

Attractive, but they liked. Yeah, but just don't think like, oh, I'm gonna go on Tinder and I'm gonna like one photo. Like guarantee 15. They've liked 15 or 20 other photos, I'm sure.

I like photos too, but I just get matched with everyone. But I don't have time to. I have not made prioritized responding to other dates because I don't have a lot of time right now. I'm going to Las Vegas on Sunday. Check out back. We're gonna be doing some live reporting from the international lingerie show in Las Vegas, which is mostly sex toys, actually. And I go every year and you see the latest and greatest toys and all that cool stuff. So we'll be doing videos and Instagram.

And I've been researching the past couple days. I just got to go to Guitar center and figure out.

Oh, the best way to do the mic to record.

Yeah. For your laptop. I've been.

How about that?

I've been trying to find it online, but I can't.

How about that mic that I got, Lauren? I gave to you?

No, but having like your own like mobile setup where I want that. Can you make that happen stuff? Yeah, I just gotta go to.

Come with us.

We're drive to Vegas.

Yeah. It's like four hours. It's so easy from here.

I know.

From Los Angeles.

April is next week and that's when I'm gonna get going on my new job.

I know. And I'll never see you again. Okay. So We've got a little bit of sex in the news as well. This is what I got.

I like Gwyneth Paltrow, by the way.

I do too. Whatever she's putting. They never seemed happy. I agree.

I can't even make a. I've never even seen them together so I couldn't even.

That's why they wouldn't take pictures together. There's been rumors me who don't know about remember hearing like they're not happy. Whatever. Okay. A desperate 75 year old mother dressed up like Mickey Mouse to find her 40 year old son a wife. Yang. Let's say Yang was so desperate because I can't read the last name, was so desperate to help her son find a girlfriend that she donned a Mickey Mouse costume and took to the streets to beg for change. Yang, who is 40, thought his 75 year old mother was just joking when she mentioned the endeavor. A far cry from a gag. Zhang was actually posing with tourists in a local park in central China. Her one mission was to help her son get his life on track. The money she raised by dressing as a beloved Disney character might one day help her son support his presently non existent family. The desperate mother is quoted thusly. I felt really sorry for my son because he's 40 and still hasn't managed to get a girlfriend. He's a very good man and hard working but he struggles to get a good job to earn enough money to be able to support his wife. So he has difficult getting a partner. I wanted to help him but at my age it's hard to find a job where I can earn money. That's sweet. I. That's totally awesome. She went just like Mickey Mouse financial. But he's not. The reason why he's not married is he's not because he doesn't have money. That's possible. Dated, they have no money. It has nothing to do with money. It has to do with like confidence how you, I mean some women are all gold diggers but I don't know, I've dated guys with money, without money. I think that men use that as an excuse personally.

It goes back to dressing up, like going dressing. How far do you would go for somebody and you, you would dress up for them? This has always been something that we talked about probably for the past couple years. I said, you know, for new listeners, since you've been on Loveline, you're on Loveline all the time, right?

Thursday night.

There's a bunch of other people listening to the show now. I've asked Emily, this one question, and she's always said no. I said, emily, you found the perfect man, the love of your life. He is absolutely perfect in every single way. But he has one thing that he wants you to do.

Mm.

And. And he wants you while you guys have sex just like maybe a couple times. Not every single time.

Of course not. That'd be aggressive.

He wants you to dress up as the Hamburglar from McDonald's. And you again, once again not saying that you're self absorbed. But you said, I wouldn't do it because it wouldn't make me feel sexy.

No, but that.

Well, but if you have the audio, listeners can pull it up.

I think I said I would do it, but maybe I would make it a sexier version. Like it's a black and white striped thing. I would make it. I would make it sexier. I would be the hamburger mask, but I'd make a sexy little like leotard with stripes and make like a tight little thing that's hot too. But I'd wear the hamburger mask. Well, at first it just felt like this big fuzzy outfit. I'd be hot, sweaty. I get it. What about you? Would you dress up as little Bo Peep? If that's what your girlfriend wanted.

If it was the love of my life. And would you take pictures of it.

Then? Probably no, just initially. But now I would make it sexy. I'd have to make it sexy because, you know, sex is a two way street. Although sometimes you do do things for your partner because it turns them on. But I think it could be a win win. Good sex takes communication and compromise. So I would be like, I will be the hamburger, but I'm going to wear white. Go go boots, thigh highs, all black and white stripes still, like the Hamburglar. Is a Hamburglar still around?

I mean, he's around.

I mean, isn't he around?

Not as prominent.

Google the Hamburglar. You'll know what we're talking about.

All those characters went away, but I did. So in downtown Los Angeles, I found a new character. By the way, I know this is not very sexy and fine.

What abs.

We were. I was in downtown Los Angeles in the fashion district, which is, you would think, what? It's very fashionable. But it's actually like the. Absolutely like the hood of Los Angeles almost. And they had prominently on the front of their McDonald's was the hash brown guy. Never seen the house.

I've never seen the hash brown guy.

They highlighted the hash brown guy. He has like his own. He's part of the sign it was crazy Hash Brown guy.

They're just introducing him. I've never heard of it.

No, I guess he's old school.

No, you love your fast food.

Love it. Taco Bell.

They did tweet you that, right?

Oh, talk about tweet me all the time. I here's something that I'm gonna have to confess. I actually moved to Los Angeles so it could be closer to the. The Taco Bell hq.

Really? Do you like camp out there?

Yeah, I mean I was. I was really, really close to getting invited for a visit once, but didn't.

I get you in there?

Could ya?

Totally. I could get you. It's easy. You just go in, smile. I wear my hand. I wear my hand blower uniform.

Good like that.

I'll be the Hash Brown.

But by the way, they have breakfast menu now.

Oh, sorry. That was Taco Bell. Sorry, you're right. Whatever. I just got excited. Okay, so some other sex. The news is a group of male strippers use their looks and muscles to stop an armed robbery. If you're going to rob a group of ridiculously jacked Australian men, you better be good with a gun. This was not the case for the unnamed man who attempted to steal a suitcase full of costumes and props used by an Australian male exotic dancing tube Thunder from Down Under. The man reportedly missed a shot he fired at one cast member's head before having the crap beaten out of him by six guys last Tuesday at the Excalibur Hotel and Casino. Excalibur Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. So one of the troupe members knocked the gun out of his hand after the bullet hit a wall. The group then held the man until security arrives.

What's the guy doing at the Thunder down under show anyways?

I don't know. He claimed to have purchased the show director approached the subject who claimed to have purchased the items for his girlfriend. Girlfriend who was taken from the former's dressing room. The six cast members approached the subsect backstage, tried to take their money, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, can you imagine like these hot like hunky down basically Magic Mike.

If you go. If you ever go to Las Vegas, they have billboards all over the place and it's just like these ridiculously buff tan dudes.

We should go to that. I've never been to like a male shop. We're going to what? Lauren's excited. We've never thunder from down. We gave him down under comfort.

Those like crazy yoked out guys.

We should. Oh, she does dude. Her Tinder.

Wish I could just like, get her back here. We got to talk about that real quick.

What?

She's, like, obsessed with those guys. You guys are like, idiots.

No, no, she likes bodybuilders.

I know, I know.

And the Tinder's grunts. Hello. Like, on the.

On the Tinder idiots.

But she doesn't care.

They are idiots.

They're idiots. But don't you want a guy who's like, can talk and you're smart, who's compassionate? Yeah. You have intelligent conversations? Or is it truly that you're like, he's so hot, I don't even care. I just want to bang him because I'm so attracted to him.

He keeps me on my toes.

They all. Because they're hot.

Because they're so, like, pretty. You have to, like, keep up with them.

But you are so pretty. Lauren's so pretty. But why? But. But there's nothing inside. Yeah, maybe they're peeking in their pants. We are looking for more now. I'm gonna. I'm gonna teach her. Yeah.

That's why Tinder. It's like a hookup app. I think so.

Yeah.

My people.

I'm glad you didn't go with that one guy who, like, was grunting at her like she wasn't asking, because here's the thing about Tinder. You have to leave a message that's interesting. Like, someone just says, hi, Emily. We matched. I'm like, like, no. Or if he says, great pictures. I'm like, obviously you like my pictures. And Lauren had a guy. She's like, well, he was a hot. All. He had pictures of his body. So, okay, this is how. If I see a picture of a guy on Tinder and his profile has him with a shirt off, I automatically say, no, Lauren.

Lauren, the. The intern, she was like, well, she's.

You just moved la.

Yeah, I just moved.

She wants free training sessions.

LA is awesome. I realize. And what am I? Yeah, free training sessions. I learned how to work out because. Because of my last.

Her last boyfriend. So that's a bonus. Yeah. You learn something from each guy that's good. Like, what did my last boyfriend teach me about doing shots? Better, I guess, because he was kind of an alcoholic, but that's it. But no, it's good to learn about bodybuilding. That's really good.

Yeah. And not all of them are dumb.

No, I'm kidding. We're not all dumb.

He's ridiculously.

Oh, my God. He works out for, like, three hours a day.

He's one of the co hosts on Loveline that you do the Show.

Yes, that's true.

And Dr. Drew.

And he's not an idiot.

Yeah, he's not an idiot.

No, I'm just kidding. Not that everyone, but I'm just saying.

He does make crazy sounds.

The only reason I always said that to Lauren is because. Because she said it is so hot. And he's not really asking me any questions. I'm just asking him questions. In their first dialogue, which is if you want to date online, do anything. You gotta like put it out there. You gotta make it interesting.

At least have like a chick friend write the stuff for you.

Yeah, have your best chick friends look at it. Be like, what should I say? There's a lot of material. Listen to my show. I've done a ton of shows. Online dating.

Don't try to write it by yourself.

Right. Don't try to write about yourself. Don't post pictures by yourself. Talk to like your sister, good friends, all that stuff. Stuff. So that's what I got for you. Okay, thank you, Lauren. Okay, we're gonna go into some emails now.

Okay, good. Can you go ahead and read the email? I'll listen. I just want to double check Something.

Turned on the air cuz I'm freezing. There's something blowing. Okay, like seriously, I'm shivering. Do you know how to do that?

Yes, princess.

Oh, baby, it's so sweet. Okay, can you hear me when I. Okay. So dear. Okay, these are. Thank you everyone for emailing me feedbackexwithmily.com I also, you can send me questions on Twitter, which is Sex with Emily, and Facebook is our Sex with Emily page, which you should like. And Instagram, I guess people don't ask questions on Instagram. Oh, and YouTube. We're putting up more videos on YouTube too. So all that is sex with Emily across the board. Dear Emily, I was listening to your show, which I love. Okay, here's my question. I'm blushing now. You've taught me so much. But I've been thinking about asking you about beauty and what a slut is. I mean, you tell them so much about how to date, but the one thing I don't understand is the beauty of sexual. I guess the media has brainwashed me a little on what a sexy image is, what a sexy person is from the media versus what we actually find sexy. Thank you. I'll send you more questions and keep watching. Love you, Sydney. Okay, that's a really good question.

Sydney, because first of all, you're asking two questions here. What is the idea about beauty and what a slut is? So I Just think that like slut shaming is horrible because a guy, you know, there's a total double standard. Like a guy can go around and sleep with a lot of women and it actually makes women more interested in. But women, they get this reputation as a slut. I don't even know. I guess it's from like sleeping other people or rumors. But I think that people, women should just, you know, own their bodies and make right choices about sex. Now if you're someone who has a lot of one night stands and then you regret it in the morning and you're like, I don't feel good about myself, then maybe you shouldn't sleep around. And you know, maybe that could be, you could be labeled a slut. However, if you are fully owning your sex life and you're making good decisions, you're making decisions that make you feel good about yourself sexually, then, then, then you're fine. And if anyone calls you anything, who the hell cares anyway? But still, slut is a ridiculous word. I think like women who are called sluts this. So I just think that the thing is about, don't ever care about anyone else things. It's more about what you think about yourself. So, so again, if you think that you're making the right choices when it comes to sex and you're. I don't care if you're sleeping with a different person every day. You're using protection and you're happy and satisfied, fine. But if you have low self esteem and things don't feel great, that's when you should question it.

You don't think there's actually true like sluts out there? I mean male and female for sure.

No, I mean, I mean yes, of course. I mean, how would you define slut.

Probably? I. The only time I think somebody is a is when they probably sleep with people that know that might have like repercussions with you know, friends and family and stuff like that.

You mean like if they sleep with their brother or something? Or their brother in law?

Yeah, yeah, probably like their brother in law. They're just like sleeping with people. Maybe one of their like best friends, ex or something, all that kinds of stuff. Doesn't think about, you know, how that would affect people.

Right.

Probably. That's who I think.

Right. But sure, people maybe sleep, but like.

Chicks are just like banging guys because they're single then, right?

And again, that's fine, that's your 20s or 30s, whatever, it doesn't matter. You're going through divorce and you go through divorce, they sleep with Everyone, as long as you're using protection and it's kind of fun, but everything gets old after a while and you kind of need to mix it up. But her other question for Sydney's is, you've taught me so much. She wants to know about beauty. She thinks that the media has sort of brainwashed her into knowing what beauty is and what is sexy, what a sexy person from the media and what we actually find sexy. So I think that's interesting. I think it's like that I heard that a lot of women now, like maybe who are just starting out having sex, are having sex like AKA porn stars, because that's all they see and they think that's what's sexy or what's on Victoria's Secret is sexy. So that's what one women are learning, is sexy. And I think that that sexy to me is something that when you have confidence in who you are and you are, carry yourself in a way that you feel good about yourself and you wear things that make you feel pretty and sexy. I mean, I think it's a case by case thing, but I think the media don't pay time, never pay attention to the media. I have no idea what sexy is. I don't look at clothing, magazine, whatever, you know what I'm saying? You just gotta own it and know yourself. I think that the media does a disservice a lot to women. I mean, like the media of, you know, magazines and all that, that you're supposed to look a certain way or act, act a certain way. And I think you got to find your own style, your own groove. And a lot of what is sexy is women who know their bodies and are comfortable in their bodies and they sexually know how their body works. So a lot of women don't take the time to figure out what makes them feel good sexually and that they're worried when they're having sex with a man or woman, whoever they're having sex with, the whole time. A they're wondering, like, how do I look? Like, is he noticing that I gained a pound or am I performing? But they're not thinking like, does this position feel good? Am I, you know, getting the most satisfaction I can? And I think that women who are confident in the bedroom and they know themselves, it comes across as sexy all across the board. What do you think is sexy, Menace?

What do I think is sexy? Women with jobs.

Right?

Yeah, it's so funny. Yeah, you're right.

Like, no, no, just like women that are like in powerful positions probably, like, are not Even powerful, but just like, cool.

Yeah.

Like have stuff going on.

Right. Be busy, have a life. Don't just give up everything.

Like no ton of hot women that have absolutely nothing going on. They just want to party. Like all.

How do they support themselves? Rich boyfriends. There's a lot of that in LA too. Have you heard about that? Oh, I'm sure there's like all these buildings. Like my friend Point, he's like, yeah, that's where all the, you know, the kept women stay. Like men of like mistresses and they like stay there and they give them like.

Yeah, I'm sure. But like all over too.

All over the place world, of course, but la.

So if you're probably attractive, you're probably gonna disagree with me, but I'm gonna say a lot of stuff also is like kind of handed to you too, you know, you don't really.

Stuff. I know guys carry heavy boxes for you. At least.

When I would be in like the, the club scene, because I worked at like a top 40 radio station, we'd always have to be in the clubs. Women that would go to the club with maybe $4 in their purse, you know.

Well, yeah, that's one of the.

Expect to get. Get free. Free stuff all night long.

Yeah, I mean, you just do. Yeah, that's true.

No, you just do. But, you know, I mean, that's how you get by. No, that's how you entertain yourself.

No, I never expect to get free.

And then when you do meet a guy, the guy's paying for the movie and the, the dinner and all that kind of stuff. So it's actually not really hard to get by. And most likely you probably live with your, your parents.

I don't know. I mean, I do think if you're.

A little bit older, then you probably have like some, some kind of crappy job that, that pays the rent and all the other stuff. The entertainment factor in your life is probably mostly free.

Yeah, maybe. I mean, if you're hot.

If you're a hot chick. I don't know, I mean, I, I guess I always just worked. I don't know. Yeah, I think there are a lot and I think you see that it's funny because this guy friend of mine said he moved to New York. He moved to LA from New York and he was saying like the Latin. Granted, this is his choice of women, but like two women he dated like in the last six months, asked them to pay their rent. Like they were like models, actresses and were like, would you mind helping me out with my Rent. So I think, like, I've never heard of. I don't know. I don't know any women who do that. I'm like, maybe that's women you're dating when you, like the model dating.

They actually asked.

Well, he was like, they're like, man, I'm having a hard time. Maybe you can help me out. Yeah. So I think that that does happen. I think that women. You should always.

For me to offer to pay.

Exactly. Or whatever. He was like, totally turned off by that. But I do think that, yeah, a woman with a job is sexy. Totally. Women should always. I think you got to take care of yourself before you can rely on anyone else to take care of. Of you. That's how I feel.

Yeah, but you take it to the extreme.

I know I do.

Destroys all your relationships. Go ahead.

Okay. It doesn't destroy them. I just don't get into them. But maybe it does destroy them. Okay. Dear Emily, I'm 62 years old. You know me from three years ago when I found my wife of 30 years in bed with my best friend. You and Mendes gave me advice, I divorced her and now she pays me alimony.

Hell yeah. That's what's up.

But my dating life has been. Let's just say I can't get past a second date. Date. I'm a very successful person, but it's been difficult to remember how to attract and behave on a date. Many of my dates look at me as if I was their father. Let's just say the most common thing I hear is you're really sweet, you're the nicest guy in the room, but I don't want to have sex with the nicest guy in the room. Advice. Signed nicest guy, be a dick.

But not like an extreme dick like the one that you had on the show. Apparently a couple shows ago, off Tinder.

He was confident. Yeah. Okay, here's the problem. This is kind of like the Friend Zone show, which is we're gonna do this show soon, but it's kind of like guys who fall into the friend zone. So a my question for you, nicest guy, is you're 62 years old. You didn't mention how old the women you are you are dating. You might be dating 30 year olds who actually, they might look at you like a father figure because you could be their father. But if you're dating women who are age appropriate.

Who are established and already have a life.

You know, that might not be the case. However, let's just assume you are dating women who are age appropriate or, you know, and that they're still thinking that you are the nice guy. This is because you're allowing yourself. You're not putting forth a attractive, like sort of a mysterious, interesting side of yourself. You're putting aside. You're putting it the nice guy. You're being sweet, you're being caring. Maybe they're complaining to you about their ex boyfriends or whatever and you're listening and you're helping them, but you got to be aggressive and confident and let them know that this is a date. You're not out to make friends, tell them they're attractive. You just have to like, be. Make it known that you're not going into the friend zone, that you're not, you know, he sounds like he's a really nice guy and he doesn't have experience dating because he was white for so long.

And if you're afraid what they might say and then they might walk off, then, then fine, because that's not what you wanted anyways. And that actually took me forever to, to get over because I was the, you know, super nice guy. Always got in the friend zone. And then eventually, you know, I said, eff it. You know, I, I don't want to be their friend. I want to be more than their friend. If they're not interested, then they're not interested. They just gotta.

But I think you also, you gotta just make the move. Here's the thing. At least I think that. At least just the tip. Just the tip. No, but I think that what you're also doing is, is.

You have to just assume the, like, be that confident man. Like, kiss her at the night if you want to kiss her. Like, let her know that you're interested in her like that way. And don't just be like the nice, I don't, you know, guy. Like, don't just, you gotta like, lay it down and don't like, for example. I think the difference, like I said, is like, as a woman's like, complaining, you're like, oh, you're trying to help her, help her. Let's not talk about that. Let's have fun. Or like, just try to turn the conversation away from you giving advice or you being the support. Not that you shouldn't be that eventually. But if you're starting out with someone, you want to establish on the first date that, that there's an attractiveness, that you're the man. And you know, I would, I would just look back at your behavior on the former dates, let me know who the. How old These women are. Email me back and give me some more information, and then we can go from there. Right, but don't you think that you also got older and more confident and more.

Yeah, probably.

But he's confident.

He's out of practice, and he's older. The only problem is he was married for a long time.

I think that's the thing. That nicest guy is that you're just a little bit out of practice. And now that you know this is happening and you've recognized a pattern, you just need to go into it differently. Like, don't be too nice. I mean, you should definitely pay for the dinner. You should definitely make plans. You should definitely be aggressive. But don't do the things that you would do with your girlfriends. Like, you know, look them in the eye and let them know, touch them. Lean over and touch them and start building that chemistry. Start building the attraction. We've done a lot of shows on that too.

Are you just say, are you dtf?

You think he knows what that means?

He can Google it.

Are you dtf? I'm just trying to think about the guys that fall in the friend zone. Like, there's so many guys, and it's. You know what? They just might not be attracted to you either. And then you keep moving. That's true, too. They're trying to think guys that fall in the friend zone. I'm just not. Sometimes I'm not attracted to.

No matter what they do. Then if they're super cold, they don't totally run away. And then, yeah, you can. You can be friends with them.

And sometimes it reverses for women, too. Like, I know that I've had people in the friend zone, and then eventually. But that doesn't happen very often. So women are more fit. Like, men decide in three seconds if they're gonna sleep with someone.

Probably like two seconds.

Yeah. Women are like, oh, yeah, maybe. I don't know about a few times. Okay. Dear Emily, I've gone through the whole Kegel Camp app, and I'm on level 12 again. How often and how long do I need to rest? Can I do them every six hours? And then with more Kegels. I also noticed sitting on a rolled towel, I can better feel them. The tensing. Is this good or bad? I want to feel the muscles getting stronger and feel like I can use them in new applications. Does it do any good to do them individually? Like holding the muscle tense between traffic lights, which is six blocks. Thanks for your help. I don't know if this is from a man or A woman. I don't see it signed, but because men and women. Okay, so I have an iPhone app called Kaggle camp you can download in the itunes store. We're soon going to be having it on the droid. I know everybody's been emailing me about that for like two years. And we actually are on that. But the thing about the Kegel exercises is that they're so important to do. And doctors for men and for women, you have stronger orgasms, you can last longer in bed. Women, if you had just had a baby and you have urinary incontinence, it's like any other muscle in your body that you have to work out. So, yeah, my F1S app is called Kegel Camp. And the difference is it reminds you every day. Like every day at 11:30, it says time for Kegel camp on my phone. And then for five minutes, it's my voice walking you through it, it telling you do it. And it's five minutes a day. And I've had people like, my friend Jordan did it and he emailed me. He kept sending me the screen grabs of each level because there's 20 levels. And he was like, oh, my God, I'm shooting sperm across the room. Like, I'm like 18 years old again, because he's like 30 or whatever. So it does make your orgasm stronger. Because today. I'm going to get back to this in a minute, but I did an interview with Cosmo and they were talking about how women can have more G spot orgasms. And it is true. By strengthening your Kegel muscles, if you do them straight for just a few weeks, you will feel stronger and have stronger orgasms. Okay, so. So back to this question. You know, you could do Kegel exercises, I'd say up to twice a day, you can do them every six hours. Actually, I think our next version of the app is gonna have a two times a day reminder. So you can do them twice a day. And sitting on a rolled towel, I mean, if that feels better for you, I think that's probably really good. I'm trying to think. If you're sitting on a toddle, you're leaning back. I mean, that's totally fine. I have no problem with that. And if you wanna feel the muscles getting stronger.

I mean, you probably should feel them getting stronger at this point.

You want to know if it does any good to do them individually. Like holding the muscles tense between traffic lights. Six bucks. Yeah, you can play around with it. I mean, the thing about it is it's those P stopping muscles. So every time, you know, you stop and start the flow of urine. So the thing about the app is like why it has 20 levels is because like they get harder and harder. So you hold it longer and then you relax it. Tense, relax. So if you play games with yourself, like you do it at the traffic light and the next traffic light, I think that's fine as long as you don't hurt yourself. So you just gotta be careful. Now another amazing thing, if this is a woman, there are so many great. And I've been using these. There are great exercisers, these Kegel balls. They sell like every single friggin toy design, toy company makes kegel balls that you put like Jae Joo, who you know, I love. If you go to sexwithemily.com goodvibes and you google Kegel exercises, they're like these weights for your vagina and you do exercises with that and they make you strong. You can walk around with them for like a few hours. And you actually don't even have to do the Kegel exercises. They just work out your vagina for you.

That's crazy.

And I'm telling you, I think I.

Was washing the Kardashians and one of the balls got stuck in the vagina.

Really? Well, these have strings that you pull.

Out like tampon, and it like fell out eventually or something like that.

That would hurt. Well, you know why they're so popular now? Well, because every sex toy company now makes them is because of 50 shades of gray. Because in 50 shades of gray he puts like, they call them the Benoit balls. He puts them inside of her and he like spanks her and she has an orgasm from him, which I have not tried yet. I've just used them for kaggle exercises. But you could try that too. You could you like a pair for your girlfriend?

Of course. Really not.

No. Oh, dude. Okay. Foot fetish. This is our favorite topic, right?

Because we can never crack the foot fetish.

The foot fetish code.

I know we've asked and asked and asked.

It doesn't matter.

Because.

What about it turns you on? That's all I want to know.

It doesn't. Makes no sense. I mean, it doesn't have to make sense, dude. It's like he saw a sexy foot when he was in second grade at the beach. Some woman had a foot and maybe his mother, like beat him with his foot. Doesn't matter. People, people fetishize. A lot of fetishes come from early childhood things that happen.

It matters to me and I just want Them just to say, oh, I just.

Well, he would probably tell us. Luke. This is from Luke. Let's email him back. Okay. Dear Emily, I've been dating a woman for a few months now, and we're starting to get sexual. I have a foot and tickling fetish. I want her to tickle me, and I want to play with her feet. I want to share my love of feet and tickling with her. How can I incorporate erotic footplay and tickling into our relationship? Thank you, Luke. So we don't have to get into the when and why and how he developed this fetish. People have fetishes about a lot of things, but the thing about a fetish is it's not like you have a fantasy. It's like a fetish. Like, he got. Luke requires this to have the most fulfilling sex, and he can't let it out of his mind. Here's the issue. You've been dating her for a few months and you're just starting to get sexual. I wouldn't necessarily bring this up right away. Like, say, label yourself as a foot fetish. Maybe you could say, do you like foot massages? I'm hard pressed to find a woman who wouldn't like a foot massage. And you could start massaging her feet and see how she likes it. You don't have to get into the whole thing. And then maybe later, you know, you could bring up the tickling thing. I'm wondering if you need them congruent. If you can just deal with the feet for now and just kind of see, ease into it. And that's gonna turn you on. You can be like, wow, it really turns me on. Because for me, aside from the hamburger suit, if I do, I'm. And I think a lot of people like this, that if I do something that a guy thinks is super sexy or turns them on, I'm gonna do it again and again because if he's turned on, I'm turned on. So if she sees you turned on by her feet, you know, and whatever. I think that that's a fine way.

To go by a really busted pair of feet. Because I just had a flashback of when I was probably in my early 20s and I saw a girl that I liked at the pool and her feet were like.

Was she like a runner or something?

I don't know. Was wrong, but. But it was pretty blood.

You were instantly turned off by her reptilian almost. Really?

And then you didn't even like her anymore.

God, women are so. See, I've dated men with like, really bad feet. I don't care. Men are so particular. No, they just have, like, rough feet. Like, men should get pedicures, too, I think. Why don't men get pedicures? Cause they're gonna touch you in bed and stuff.

I make sure. My feet. I'm really crazy about feet. I don't like them.

Do you have a foot fetish?

Oh, no, I don't have a foot fetish. You don't want to see them like.

You wish that you wish you could have? I don't walk around.

It does nothing for me. I mean, I like. I like. I. I appreciate women that have style when it comes to their shoes and stuff like that.

Like my kicking boots. Look.

Yeah, those are cool.

They're awesome. What do you mean?

They're all right. Cool.

Who makes them? Some fancy designer that I got half off. I don't know who it is, though.

Okay.

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

McQueen.

No, no, no. I wish. That'd be nice. So anyway, I would say that's it. You incorporate eroticroplate. But again, this is something that you need. So I would try. With foot massage, you can use a. So this is what I was saying earlier. That. Is that my candles, my Emily and Tony massage candles, which look like rather. Have you used the candles yet? They're beautiful. They turn into.

I have used them. I haven't used them sexually. But they're.

But you just light them, right? Because they smell amazing.

Nice. In general. Yeah.

So they smell amazing. And it's funny because I've been lighting them in the office every day, and I got in the. Because one of them is vanilla. And I got in the elevator and this guy's like, wow. It's like chocolate because someone's baking cookies. I was like, it's actually my vanilla candle because it smells amazing. But you can also.

I pour it on your penis right now.

I said I actually can pour it on. But no, because the scent just gets. It's like aromatherapy. But you could light a candle and you could also, like, start. It's warm. It turns into, like, the most, like, luxurious massage oil. And so you could light some candles for atmosphere, and then you could pour them on her feet and start massaging with warm oil. And I'm sorry, I don't know any woman who wouldn't want that. And then start there. And then if she's open sexually, you could start talking to her. Because I believe that you do have to start pretty early on talking to your partner about what you want sexually. I mean, don't wait too long because if you're not satisfied, people go go years and they realize they're not satisfied. Because you can be satisfied with someone for like six to eight months. You're going to have good sex the first six, eight months with almost like with a fricking tree. Right? It's hormones. Everything feels great at the beginning, but when it starts, you know, just start talking early on. And again, if you want one of my candles for your foot fetish to give someone a massage, It's Emily and Tony.com and use coupon code Emily and get 20 off because they rock. Okay, that's what we got. The other one more thing I have to talk about is Mr. Skin. Do you know Mr. Skin?

Of course. He's famous.

He's so, so famous. And we. If you go to sex with emily.com MrSkin you can check out his site and it's been crazy because he was on the show a few weeks ago and he's basically been fat. His whole tagline is like fast forwarding to the the best part. Since 1999, he's on Howard Stern all the time. So, like, if there's any naked celebrity that you've ever. You're like, oh, has Angelina Jolie ever had a nipple slipper or whatever. You can see them all, like, literally from like the beginning of time. Every actress and I have a login now. And I was like, I was on it for like an hour. You know me, I don't spend time online. It is so well done, this site. I'm like, people don't even care about it. Like, checking out their breasts. Like, I don't know. Have you gone on it? It's very cool.

I haven't, but it's. It was even. It was hilarious. It was part of a movie.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was knocked up. Yeah, they used his. His job that he literally made up. So Anyway, check out Mr. Skin and if you sign up for it, you support our show too. So we can keep up doing the show for free.

Yeah. Sexelemy.com Mr.

Skim and Menace. I love you. I'm so glad you're here back. And anything else that you'd like to say to the. To the peoples?

Well, follow both of us on Instagram. Emily has been Instagramming lately. It's sex with Emily. I'm Menace. M E S. Yeah, you were like on the street or something just recently.

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If you want to see it, go to Sex With Emily and I'm just menace. I usually just post photos of food or some wacky event that I'm at.

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