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Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our s sacred institutions. Bedroom eyes, they call them in a bygone day. Hey, Emily, you got a boyfriend? Cause my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute.

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Oh my.

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Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean, like laundry? It shrinks.

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And did you. Yeah, all that stuff. Man, it's good to see you. You just got back from vacay?

Yeah, I've been. It's been a crazy, like, week. I went to WrestleMania, which I'm sure you love.

It's like the super bowl of wrestling.

I'm so. So.

My friends are super into it. I was into it when I was a kid, but where was it? It was in Santa Clara, where the 49ers play in the San Francisco Bay area. And I was there visiting, and they're like, oh, you gotta go, you gotta go. So I went. And they had awesome seats, but the really, like, VIP seats were right in front of me. And I just walked down and I sat down, and no one ever moved me. And it was amazing. There were so many guests, and that came out, and it was a lot of fun. I got to hang out with a lot of my friends, so I really.

That's good. You love San Jose.

I love San Jose.

I think you're gonna end up there. Madness of all the places you've gone, you just. You still love that goddamn San Jose. They know Manus on the street.

Yeah, I love San Jose.

They give them free pizzas and stuff. I know Subways.

I do miss it a lot. But I do love it here in la.

Yeah, we love it.

It is so. It was funny. I was at another establishment that you love, Popeyes Chicken.

Oh.

And it was like 54 degrees outside.

Oh, in San Francisco.

Yeah. And one of the. One of the workers, like, kept on, like, propping the door open while I was sitting there, and I'm like, dude, it's 54 degrees. I know. Like, people are like, oh, screw you, Menace. Because, you know, I live in, you know, places like St. Louis, Missouri, where it's like 10 degrees, right? But when you're living in Los Angeles and it's like a nice 80 degrees, constantly. 54 degrees. It's freaking crazy.

Yeah, exactly.

So I was having this battle because the guy kept on propping it open and I would walk and I close it. And when we did this three times, and I was like, dude, it is. Finally. Before I told him, like, it is cold.

Right.

I understand you're back by the grill and it may be warmer.

Yeah, but what about us paying customers?

Let me close it. But it was a great time. But I don't know if I don't think I've told you this, but tell me. My girlfriend's dad has lymphoma. And so there was, like, an emergency and we had to go to the hospital. So the last couple days I've been in the hospital, like, non stop. And so I'm exhausted, but I'm happy to be here with you.

Okay. I'm sorry.

I had to work, and so I've had no time to rest. So I'm gonna be here with you and try to be focused and not be boring.

Okay.

And have a good time.

You're never boring.

You're fine.

Menace, I'm glad that you made it. My. My best wishes. My best wishes. I might. I am thinking about you and your girlfriend.

Yeah, they're okay. Yeah. He's gonna be cool.

That's hard.

He's gonna be all right. He's gonna go through the treatment, all that stuff.

Okay, good.

We're gonna. We're gonna get through it. But didn't you, like, take a trip?

Yeah, I went to Israel.

No big deal. Israel? It only took you like a billion hours to get there. What happened? Tell me everything.

It took me, like, 25 hours to get there. It was my Family. I. It was my niece's Bat Mitzvah. We had it on top of Masada, which is this magical landmark in Israel where the Jews were free or got killed, a lot of them. But they get killed everywhere in Israel, historically speaking. But we climbed Masada, and she had her Bat Mitzvah there. And then we. I was. Slept in the desert with Bedouin tents, and I rode a camel, and I was in Jerusalem and Tel Aviv.

See, what did I tell you? I'm so upset with you.

I have a million pictures. They're not on my Instagram.

What?

I couldn't get Internet access. It's like a third world country sometimes. What?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I want pictures with you on camera.

I know, I know. I've got them. My brother, you know, my brother, he just sent me the link. We've like 8,000 photos.

Yeah, I want to see.

It's Sex with Emily. Instagram. I will be posting them.

Please.

Dude, I've been busy since I got back. It was very. This is my thing that I was gone for a week in New York, and then I got back. I got a deathly ill that flew, and then I left for Israel. So it's just been. I never take off this much work ever. I can't believe I'm still standing. But it was good to make me realize that, like, I can actually take a break.

Yeah.

And it was great to be with my family. Like, all three of my nieces, my mom, my stepdad, my brother, who you love. Yeah, it was spiritual, too. Like, we picked beets in the fields. We helped kids who don't have a lot of money, don't have family food, picked Shabbat dinner for them, went to school, taught English. It was amazing. It's amazing. Loved it. I came home, though, to a really large, large, large package sitting in my yard.

All right, now, every day.

In your yard? In my yard. Well, you know, my landlord put it back by, like, I live, like, in a. In a house next to his house, Whatever. So in my big box, like, he probably couldn't move it anymore. And now we often get boxes of stuff in the office. In fact, we're gonna do a segment when we start doing more videos on our YouTube channel, which you can check out. I do have a YouTube channel now, sex with Emily. But we are gonna be adding more. But we were gonna do, like, a what's in the Box Segment. Cause you know that we get every day, like, you don't know. You know, like, could be 18 fleshlights a million condoms. Like some weird contraption that no one can figure out what is. So I look at this box. I'm like, wow. Okay. I drag it in my house. I open up. I got the Sybillon.

What? No way. Are you serious?

Yes. I got the Sabine. I am one of three people they've ever given a free Sibian to. So I almost feel like that's, like, the biggest honor I've ever been bestowed.

You have to loan it out.

I can't let this. I mean, first of all, you know my place. You've not been to my place in Elliot, which hurts me.

I know. Well, you haven't been to mine either.

That's cool. Whatevs.

But listen, it's small. I don't know. They gave me 26 attachments to it. It's. So we have to explain what the Simeon is, because a lot of people might have heard of it through Howard Stern. I think he made it famous. He used to have one in his office in his studio, and he'd have, like, porn stars riding the Simeon. And it looks kind of like a horse mount. And then, you know, all these little attachments and all these little attachments to it. But mine's really cool. It's like blue leather, you know, it's. It's with drawers to put on the attachments, but it's very powerful. Vibrator, but machine actually, with. I mean, with all these things, every orifice that you'd ever want to be penetrated or you'd want to be pleased will happen. And if you've never had an orgasm, you can use it with a partner.

Yeah.

Pleasure. It's pretty. It's like my new furniture, but I'm like a dinner party and be like, oh, you have to sit on the Sibian. It's the last.

Yes.

That is huge.

But it's famous. It's infamous. And so I'm really, really excited. I need to try it. I need to lock all my doors and make sure that nobody sees me using it. But, you know, here's some, like, testimonies on it. Like it says on their site, we've been married for 17 years. I always thought our sex life was okay, but I didn't get too excited about it. So I decided to humor my husband when he eagerly presented me with a Sibian for our anniversary. I can hardly describe the feeling I had when my body just exploded. It was unreal. What happened to me.

Wow.

I soon realized, at the age of 38, with Sibian, I had my first Orgas ever I mean, you guys, they're not an app. They're not a sponsor of mine. They just. I know that I've met them. They just sent this to me. I've now started having orgasms while making love to my husband, and I have the Sibylian to think. So it can, like, train your body to have these crazy orgasms.

I don't have to see this thing in person.

Dude. I know. We should do, like, videos and stuff. I feel like part of me was like when I, you know, I was like, should I bring it to the office? But they like how, like, okay, you know, Madison, I'll be like, I'm leaving. And you guys, Madison's turn. We'll be back in an hour. But anyway, I'm honored to have the Sybian.

Wow.

So. And I actually met when I was in sex school getting my doctorate. The owner of the creator of the Sibian came in to talk to us, and that was a big deal.

People need a Google Sibian right now.

To see if you can.

Yeah.

Because you don't understand. It's S Y B I A N. So just check it out.

If you're a big Howard Stern fan, you definitely know what this thing is, Right?

But otherwise, people don't. So.

Yeah.

So. And then what else was I going to talk about?

Real quick, about your trip. Did you hook up in Israel?

No.

I did, you know. You guys want to hear something funny?

Yeah.

So I went backpacking through Southeast asia probably about 15 years ago, and I was, you know, you're friends with everyone on Facebook. And I had Israeli hookup with this Israeli guy, and we're friends on Facebook. Haven't seen him in 15 years. And so I posted a picture on my personal Facebook page of my brother and I, you know, in Jerusalem. And he messaged me and said, hey, you're in. I'm in Tel Aviv. Come see me. And so it was awesome. Cause I hadn't seen him in 15 years. He's like, I just got married to a woman from la, and I think you'll really like her.

A woman from la. Random.

So I went to meet him, and we had the best time. It was so fun to see them. And we talked a lot about, like, the difference between, like, dating Israel. The two of them met on Tinder, and they're getting married and.

Tinder in Israel, Dude.

Yes. I should have done it.

Tinder's taking over the world.

I know it is. But you know what's so interesting is why didn't we go to the great startups why not? Dude. Yeah, Waze. I met the people started Waze. They're Israeli. I mean, they're all. There's a lot of really big companies that got started there, so that was interesting. So, no, we got. We got reunited and we hit it off, but there was no hooking up and there was no time. I was on a blast.

But, you know, maybe next time.

That's great.

I loved it. I loved every moment of it. And I was again. You know, in life, you just think about. They always say, like, on your deathbed, do you wish that you worked more? Do you wish that you spent more time with your family and your friends? And it was hard to take off and to leave the country, all that stuff. But I just have a hard time. A workaholic. And for me, I just think it was very therapeutic and healing and cathartic. And I still don't have all the. I know things have shifted in my brain in a good way.

That's great. Yeah. I'm happy you got to spend time with your family. That's cool. I got to see my family, too, when I was up in San Francisco.

Did on purpose. You saw them?

Yeah, I saw. Well, my dad and my. My sister and it's so funny. I. It felt good because my dad is not tech savvy at all. He barely even knows how to use computer. He's been working the same job that he's had since he was 16 and lumber yard. He, like, builds, you know, fences, cuts, you know, 2x fours for people.

Handy. Okay.

Yeah, but he's not tech savvy at all. My dad, like, he has this amazing, like, surround sound system, like DVD player, CD player, record player, and all this stuff. But it wasn't, like, hooked up right at all. Like, his, like, Netflix and Hulu. Like, sound would only go through the tv. It wouldn't run through the. Through the. The surround sound system. So I spent the entire day. I went to, like, Best Buy three times to get all the cabling. And I cooked it all up for him and made it super simple where he doesn't have to press a bunch of buttons. He just, like, turns it on and everything works. And he was like, is he dying? He couldn't even believe it.

That's like, me, dude. Remember when I got my cable, you helped me. So it was just one button. And even that was hard. But you. That I could see that changing someone's life. Like, your dad's probably, like, on. Off. On switches.

He's watching, like, all these old school TV shows. On Netflix. I like taught him how to use Hulu. Oh my God.

It was unbelievable. Like he was stoked that the VCR worked. You know, I'm like, he goes, I can watch all my old tapes. All right.

All right, dad. Have a good time. Good to see you.

Oh, it gave him so much entertainment.

I know. That's what we're good for.

I can't believe it.

Every time I go home, I teach my mom one new thing on the iPhone. Like she's like, do I have a flashlight on my iPhone? Yeah, mom, you just shift that up.

I know. I tell my girlfriend's mom that you can do voice to text. She didn't even know.

Yeah, and it changed. It's so great. You just talk and then it comes up.

Okay, but let's talk about sex.

Let's talk about sex. So Taylor Swift. This is some sex and news buys domain name Taylor Swift porn. Did you notice there's this new domain's coming out? So Taylor Swift knew these domains names were trouble when they walked in. The singer's team has purchased the web address. Taylor Swift up porn. So do I have to buy Emily.

Morrison reference to one of her songs?

I get it.

Yeah.

Huh.

Prior to becoming available public. Whatever. And she bought it first. But so what do you think about all these new names that are coming out? Like dot sucks.

And I don't know, like, because, alright, so back when like dot TV was a thing probably like early 2000s, right. And it was gonna, you know, it was huge, like tv. Like, oh yeah, I'm gonna get a tv. And the problem was.

Like people go. So there was this show that I worked on, it was called the Chop Shop. Right. It was a mixed music show and we couldn't get chopshop.com and like nothing was available. So we bought Chopshop TV. And then we go, all right, Chopshop TV. And they go, okay, tv.com.

Oh right.

People were so confused.

People didn't understand it.

I think they still don't.

Yeah, I don't think they'll get that. But just like a year and a half ago XXX came out and I think people understand that.

Yeah.

That they can get. But I don't know, like dot porn, you know, porn maybe. You know, but like it's still confusing for a lot of people.

Yeah, I get it. Okay. I don't know if I need to buy dot porn.

Well, no, I think it'd be good. I think a lot of people check out Emily dot porn.

Just them trying. They probably would.

Yeah.

I Just got to put something on there.

But we'll just direct it to your website.

Isn't it way for like, godaddy, just make more money the Internet companies to make more money by, like, offering.

Yeah, of course.

But, you know, whatever.

But a lot of those. No matter what you can think of, a lot of domains are already taken. It sucks.

Every domain's taken. It kills me. Okay, there's a poll. 9% of Americans have participated in a sex party.

All right.

Which isn't very. I don't know. I don't even know if I believe this. YouGov and the Huffington Post.

Well, how many sex parties you been to in your life?

Well, but I, of course, have been to sex parties because I have to for my job.

Yeah, that's my office.

Parties. The Huffington Post connected a poll. A thousand Americans. Brooklynites actually do with that what you will. So if they're in Brooklyn, they're probably more. Maybe more likely artsy to.

All right.

Asked what they think of open relationships and sex parties, for the most part said Americans weren't into either of the thousand people, 906 provided answers. The others declined due to the sexual.

Nature of the questions.

Sorry, just 13% of Americans were currently in an open relationship.

Urban.

At some point, what were you gonna say?

I was probably like, Europeans and stuff that are more into it.

Exactly.

You know, but I don't know. I don't really think it's a big, big deal. Like, some people are, like, randomly having sex in the corner. I know it's shocking. I don't know. I don't really trip off that at all.

I know, exactly. They said Americans aren't into it. I think that Americans aren't into it.

They just don't want to write it on a piece of paper.

But they also don't get the invites. I get invites to these parties. I don't get to go to all of them. But, you know, I think if someone got invited that you don't go to a sex party. You have to have sex. It's not a prerequisite. You can just go and watch, which I think a lot of people would like to do as one of those experiences you know, have before you die. But yeah, so it says sex party is defined as a party where people engage in sexual activity with multiple partners. 89% never attended. 9% said they had. 9%. That means nine out of every hundred people you meet have been to a sex party.

Wow.

Yeah. But 13% said they try one at some point. So I wonder, like, if they did this in la. If the number would be triple or like double.

I think so.

Yeah.

My one of my co workers has like this party where he said that an ex girlfriend invited him and he goes there and it was like 15 girls and he's like that. It was just like a pool party barbecue thing. And there's like 15 girls and like two other guys and he goes, suddenly girls take like this huge bucket of dildos. It's like throwing them in the pool and like everyone starts using them and all this stuff. And then his ex girlfriend asked if like he wanted to join in with this other girl and he said that he chickened out and ran away. He like left. Yeah, he left the party.

Oh my God.

It's not for everyone. Yeah, but it's interesting, those pop up sex parties. You're like, yeah, I thought you were having a barbecue.

Yeah. And then suddenly everyone's like doing each other.

Now I gotta get naked and I got barbecue sauce on my hands.

No, I wasn't even dressed.

Exactly what happened? But I've been through. You remember my first actually was when we were first on the air like eight years ago when I. We were on live on the radio. I was talking about with Captain Erotica. My very first sex party experience. We should release that podcast.

What do you have a ponytail? And.

He had a ponytail.

And this is where it all started. Menace thinks every swinger.

No, that's not where it all started. It is just fact that all swingers have ponytails and they wear like tight like leather pants. That guy had like, what? He had like snakeskin pants.

He did.

But he did take me to sex party and it was a good shot.

I'm sure he did.

It was fun, you know, a sex party or like a play party as they call it. Kind of just like a regular party. You walk in, everyone's drinking, and then all of a sudden, you know, instead of just getting drunk. Yeah. You look over, she's giving a blowjob in the corner.

Whatev? Whatev?

It's a good party. I did not give a blowjob in the corner. But what?

Oh no, you just got so excited.

Did you want me to give a blowjob in the corner?

Yes, please do. I'll Snapchat it. I just wanted to give a quick shout out before I forget. There's a big fan of your show. And he like started following me on Twitter. Menace on Twitter. By the way, his name, Innovator of awesome. It's like out of Texas. He like retweets everything I tweet and everything that you tweet. So he's, like, a big supporter of the show.

Thank you so much. Thank you for supporting the show.

That's not his actual Twitter name. That's just what it says. What's his Twitter name?

Let's give him a shout out.

Brooks23rrbrooks 23.

Not to jump in or anything. I think we just picked him to win a social media contest. Dude, if you're listening to this, email me back so I can send you your goodies.

He's too busy retweeting everything that we said.

I know. Read it. You guys, people, we do a lot of. We give a lot of cool products away, so you should be definitely following me. Why aren't you following me on Twitter if you're not? And Instagram Sex with Emily and facebook.com sex with. We have, like, 250,000 likes right now because our Facebook page rocks.

That's producer Madison, by the way.

Producer Madison's jumping in.

I was kind of excited you said innovator of awesome, and I was like, I know that name.

Yeah, but so. But I'm saying we, like. We love to, like, shower you with us. I love giving you guys pretty things that you like, like. Or hot sex toys. Pretty things. I was thinking of the Craven.

Oh, and another thing.

Oh, go.

Sorry.

No go.

I just want to shout out a bunch of people that support the show. I'm sorry. We haven't been together in a while. Also, we had a. I had a call from. Sorry. I don't remember what part of the country called into the radio show that I do every morning, the Woody show, and said that they listened to the pod, to the Sex of Emily podcast. And so we were, like, talking about how, you know the podcast. Because the Woody show podcast is not about sex. It's like pop culture.

And people are cool with explaining, like.

Sorry, I don't want you to get disappointed that, oh, he does another sex podcast. Like, don't do another sex podcast.

No, he would never.

The. The Woody show on itunes, if you want to listen to that. But yeah, a lot of people are listening to both podcasts.

So they called in and said, hey, Menace, I hear you on Sex with Emily. And so I'm calling to say hi.

Yeah, he's calling to say hi. Yeah, calling to say what's up? Saying that he. He streams the show live, too, through.

I think that's cool, Menace. I'm glad that, you know, they're cross promotion. Cross promotion.

I'm digging it. So thank you. I always.

And did your people like the down under comfort, the products you brought there?

I love that. And the candles. Loved it.

The Emily and Tony candles kind of gave it to your work friends.

Yeah, the quiet girl. Her name's Ravi, that's on the show. She's very quiet about, you know, who she's hooking up with, stuff. But she grabbed one of those candles super fast, so we know.

Oh, and now we have. Did I give you the little kits? We have the three little. It's called the menage a trois set if you want to try off free. And they're great for travel.

Nice.

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You gotta get those in those hotels.

I know. I have some in my car, though. I'll give them to you. It's on the list. Okay, so we've got another email.

All right.

About porn. Imagine that. Emily, I'm an Australian lister. I listen to your podcast every morning on my way to work. I love listening to you. I recently listened to one of your podcasts about porn. A few weeks ago, I found porn on my partner's phone, which made me furious and upset. I told him how upset it made me and that I didn't want to see it on his phone again, that if I did, that would be the end of things between us. He understood and said he would never do it again. After watching what I saw on his phone, it's gonna turn me on. Wait a minute. After watching what I saw on his phone, it has kind of turned me on and I can't stop thinking about it.

Wait, so to upset you now.

Twist, twist, turn me on. I have no idea how to approach him, to tell him that I wouldn't mind watching it with him because it turned me on. What should I do? Please help. Regards, Alicia. This is awesome. This is a twist I did not see coming. First of all, okay, we've talked about this in the show, that a lot of women who find out that their partners watch porn are surprised for many reasons. They're upset and want to know why. Maybe, you know, there's a lot of different reasons why women get upset. At least she didn't say here why she's upset. But I think it's because, you know, they think that the guy's preferring the woman over them or they want her to look like the girls in porn, or she's not pleasing him enough or. But I'm going to say this, and until you guys hear this and you understand it, that men, they were watching porn before they met you While they're with you, sometimes they could have the best sex with you and leave the room and go jack off. It has nothing to do with your relationship. So I don't know why you were so upset about it. I mean, I do know why. What I'm saying is. But this is an interesting twist because, like, I also tell couples is that it can be really hot to find porn that you both like to watch together. And meanwhile, you already know you're turned on by the same thing. And the reason why that's cool is because you just turn it on and you guys are like you're watching it together and it's something new and it's spontaneous. It might give you some ideas for what you want to try in your relationship. And I think that's totally hot. I just watched porn with a guy the other night. The guy that I'm seeing, you telling me that he saw a porn with. And I love it. Like I don't do it enough, watch enough. I always am hard on myself. I know, but I really am hard on myself that I don't watch enough porn. And he was telling me that.

I always. I'm gonna get back to your question, Alicia. But he saw one with the magic wand. He'd never seen the magic wand vibrator. And he's like, it was really hot. I'm like, let's watch it. And then we watched it. And then I'm like, well, here's my magic wand. And so it was cool. Cause I didn't bring it out ever. I mean, we played with all my sex stories to watch it together and discuss it. Now there's great sites like Good Vibes After Dark. There's female friendly porn. Alicia's lucky. Cause they like the same thing. But a lot of times you might be turned off by things, but you can find something that you both like. Okay, so what should she do? Let him know that it did make you feel a little insecure and uncomfortable to find out. But then you started to think about it and you might be open to experiencing it together. And I think he'd be excited about it. It's not unusual at all for women to be turned on by porn. A lot of women watch porn, so this is positive. I think this has a great twist to it. Watch porn together. You don't love porn, right?

No, I don't really search out porn.

Okay.

Now I have my own memories. I don't need to watch really.

But you never were into like Playboy or anything.

No, I wasn't. I know it's weird. Sorry. But, I mean, I support it. I went to film school. I was thinking, I was like, man, I should. Because, I don't know, like, it really doesn't affect me to see, like, other people having sex in, like, front of me and stuff like that. So I was like, I could totally, like, shoot porn and, like, make it, you know, But I want to know how to set up the whole paywall thing online.

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Oh, yeah. So I personally love the Fleshlight. My boyfriend has two, just in case, you know, he wants to switch it up. But I like them because my boyfriend is a lot more sexual than I am, and he craves sex a lot more. His work is extremely different.

He's younger, right?

Yeah, he's a younger man. No, but I think he just came out of the womb jerking it, to be perfectly honest. He's. He's sexual. He's 22.

Oh, my God. When I was 22, oh, my God. I was like, it didn't matter how many people I was having sex with. I was still, like, masturbating 24. 7.

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I find lube all over our bedroom, the bathroom. Not like. I mean, like, Bottles of lube. Like, he has them tucked into different places so he can masturbate in different rooms. And I go around my apartment picking them up, and I'm like, all right.

She's like, basically ice skating through her house, Right?

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He's holding it. You could, like, with the other hand.

No, I mean, basically, like, I'm, like, watching Empire on TV or something.

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Okay. Dear Emily, I want to know if it's normal for women to think it's gross to play with themselves. Seeing a female do it turns me on. But every time I ask my wife do it, she tells me to F off because it makes her feel uncomfortable. Then she tells me to jack off in front of her and see how it feels, but it backfires. Cause I do like it.

And ideas.

Cause she's really uncomfortable with a lot of things. Except for the usual positions. But I love trying anything and everything. What should I do, Adam? I know it's very common. A lot of women do feel shame around their body parts, their lady parts. And she could have grown up somewhere where it was, you know, religious or seen as dirty. And for many women, masturbation still is taboo. I'm wondering if she does masturbate on her own or if she just doesn't.

Because sometimes, well, if she's not into it, you know how it's like, you can't force people that, right? Like, I know this watch. Like, we're talking about porn. Just watch people do it on the Internet, you know, like.

If you keep on bringing up and they're not into it, you're just not gonna change their mind.

It sucks.

I know. Sorry.

The thing that happens with the sex talks, if he keeps demanding it, like, babe, do it, babe. Do it. Like, I wanna see you masturbated. I want you. I want you. She's gonna. Every time you do that, your chances of her actually masturbating from you go down. But if you talk to her in a way that you're like, you know, I really love pleasuring you. I love your body. I love turning you on. And I just wanna see how you touch yourself. Cause I feel like I could learn a lot about you, and I think it's really hot to watch you. But maybe she does something with her fingers and the way she touches her clitoris. Cause that's the thing about mutual. I mean, they're married. But I'm saying, even in couples, if you watch each other masturbate, hence mutual masturbation, it's a great way to like, oh, he touches his balls when he's. That's. Next time I give him a blowjob, I'm gonna play with. You know what I mean? It's informative. But if you can. Maybe it's the way you're asking her. Because again, I find a lot of men are very. Do I get a blow job tonight? You're not gonna get a blow job. That's how you ask. It's gotta be like, you know, that makes me feel. Whatever. It's in the delivery. But again, you're not gonna force it. But ask what she does. Like, I mean, what would she be open to doing differently in expanding her sex life? Because I'm just. I'm gonna go on a lim here that this is probably not the only thing that you want her to do that she's not doing that she's not doing or not participating in sexually that you want. And this goes back to, like, sexual compatibility. A lot of couples aren't. But maybe you could slowly open her up to new things that eventually she'll come around to diddling herself. Yeah, diddling.

It just came up in my brain. Do it clear though, not the dark.

Do you still love tequila?

No. I can't even drink anymore. I'm done.

Are you really done? Done done.

I mean, I was in Vegas a couple weeks ago and I drank with all my friends and oh man, I was hurting for like two days after. Really? Yeah. And before that I didn't even drink. Was like New Year's, so I'm going really long periods of time without drinking.

You haven't drank since New Year's and it's like April.

Well, no, I did the a couple weeks ago, but before that was New Year's. Yeah. So I wasn't drinking.

Oh my God, I don't even know you anymore.

I know, right? Done. No, just.

Well, you know, first of all, the older you get, it's harder to recover. Yeah, you have to get up at three in the morning to do your thing and I have to get up by noon. But. No, but really it is and just affects your whole functioning. It's not good. Your memory. I don't. I've never been an alcohol fan.

It's fun once in a while, but.

A glass of wine. Okay, so now let's talk about someone's craving more than friends with benefits.

Uh.

Oh.

Dear Emily, I recently discovered your podcast and I wish I had discovered you much sooner. I obviously absolutely love your show and I've been listening to it almost non stop. Of course I also voted for you and hope you win. Okay, side note here, a little segue. I'm going to be in Vegas hosting the podcast boards on April 14th. And now the new. Sorry, I'm gonna get back to this email.

April 14th.

Yeah, right, April 14th. And the new. It was gonna be Dennis Miller is the co host, but now it's Chris Jericho.

Oh, what?

Right. Cause he's a wrestler. I was gonna ask if you know him.

I do know him.

Okay, so I don't. But we're hosting the awards and we're nominated. Sex with Emily. So thank you for voting for us. We appreciate it. Oh, the voting's now closed, but then we actually. I'm hosting the awards and hopefully we will win an award, but whatever. So that's what it is.

Oh, okay.

What?

I'm gonna be in Vegas on the 17th. Dude, come to the book and I win an award.

Okay, so here's my dilemma. He says that I'm divorced mom. Oh, she says I'm the divorced mom. Of two kids with a demanding professional career. And I'm friends with benefits. Relationship with a hot fireman.

Sounds good.

Nice.

Yes. Like many women, I've always fantasized about a man in uniform. We met online and we've been seeing each other for over a year. The sex is amazing. It keeps getting better each time. And we have great chemistry. He's affectionate and funny, and we always cuddle after sex. Sometimes he stays over and we have not. And we have hot sex all night, but it's just a hookup type of arrangement. So you're asking me, what's the problem? Well, I've caught the feelings, and I have a major crush on him. The thing is, I don't want anything serious. I don't have the time and energy right now for commitment. And I think he's in the same place. He told me I'm this type of woman. He's so happy he met me. He really admires me, and he would date me if it was. If he was in that frame of mind. We're not exclusive, but I often feel like I want more than just sex. Like go out together, catch a movie and dinner. Am I trying to turn him into my boyfriend? What do I do? And should I talk to him about this? I'm really bad at expressing my feelings. I don't want to lose what we have because it's seriously the best sex of my life. I'm so confused. Love your show, Dee and Sydney. A lot of Australian listeners. Okay, Dee, so I think that you need to talk to him because you're saying you don't have time for a relationship, but yet you think you might want one. And it could be something. You know, I know that I've done this, did this for many years. I would say I can't be in your relationship. And I believed it. Like, a lot of times, the things that we tell ourselves, these beliefs and how we make our decisions aren't actually true. They're just the stories we tell ourselves. So sometimes you have to challenge your stories. So are you just telling yourself that you can't be there now in a relationship because you're afraid to commit and that you might really want more?

That could be something. And he says it too. And he might also be putting his defenses up because no one wants to get hurt. People kind of say they don't want things, but, you know, I think you've got nothing to lose here. Because the thing that happens in these relationships, usually friends with benefits, ends, is like, one person wants more. And I Think that's normal? Because relationships have to keep evolving and changing and growing, and friends with benefits, it can only last so long. Even if, like, it's just sex. Like, after all. I just think that would get. You get tired of having sex with your friends, but you want it to go deeper emotionally or connected in some way that is just more interesting.

Yeah.

So I get that you'd want it to evolve and you're having hot sex. So I would say you don't have to make the decision. You should just open up the conversation with them. Say, hey, you know, I don't really know where this is gonna. You know, I'm not saying that I know how I want this conversation to end, but I'm having these feelings. I'm not sure. And just talk. What do you think?

I think it's. Yeah, it's very, very rare where you can just be, like, friends with benefits forever. No feelings are involved. You know, where you want to do more that it's so. It's so hard. I don't know. Like, I guess you can have the talk.

Yeah.

But I mean, it's risky. I mean, if you're really into the hot sex.

Here's the thing.

What's more important to you is what you need to ask.

But the thing is, eventually, it already sounds like it's gonna be on a downward spiral where every time she has sex to them, she's getting more attached. So she's gonna need to talk to. I think, like, a lot of these sex talks and relationship talks. We put so much weight on it. Oh, we better make sure everything's set. No, make it casual. Like, it's not like we need to talk. Like, those are the three need to talk. Those are the four scariest words to.

Men on the planet.

Right. So just say, you know, hey, babe, this has been so fun.

The.

God, that was so hot. Don't have these conversations in bed. Maybe we're on a road trip, but just, you know. I know we both say we're not ready and life is so busy, but I'm feeling like I'm getting attached. Definitely attached. Don't say I'm getting attached, but I really like spending time with you. Are we still in the same place? Why?

Well, no, definitely don't have the talk right after you have sex. Oh, that's the worst.

Nobody wants to talk after sex. Yeah, well, I do.

But no. Well, you just want to talk 24 7. It doesn't matter.

But I would just say, you know, and also, they never go out. I get that, like, I get when you're having hot sex with someone, you're like, sometimes we could get a meal. So why don't you just casually ask them and say, hey, I got tickets to this thing Friday night, this show. Let's go and see what happens and then just see where he's at. So be honest with yourself and with him. Be honest with him and yourself because this is just the beginning of it. It's gonna keep festering. Yeah, I think, you know.

Agreed.

Okay. So you've got more emails.

Yeah.

Should we. Okay, emails. Here we go.

Alright.

Pre sex worries. Dear Emily, I've recently started seeing a guy and not long ago we had our first sexual moment.

Ooh, floozy.

I gave him a bj. There was only one problem. It didn't last long at all. With things still new between us, how can I make him last longer without making it?

Oh, he didn't last very long.

Well, during a blowjob.

Yeah. But do you know what? Check this out.

Well, no, it happens. It happens a lot with guys. If you hang out for a very long time, they get super excited. If it's the first time and it happens. It's happened to me.

Yeah.

You know, like if you're, if there's, you know, the, the courting phase, you know, and then finally it happens and.

You'Re like, the anticipation isn't building.

Yeah, yeah. And then the guy didn't pre game, you know, as he should. Pre game, meaning that you, you master baby before you hang out. And it just like it just comes and goes. Which sucks because you don't know if you're gonna have an opportunity to get to have sex with that person. Exactly.

I know. But you never know. You gotta be prepared. So I. So I would say that. So she's worried the same thing that's gonna happen. Did I read that one?

When they actually have sex.

Yeah. So she said. The only problem is it didn't last long. With things still new between us, how could I make him last longer without making it awkward? We still haven't had sex. I'm a little worried the same thing will happen again when we do. Please help. I like this guy. He's amazing. I want him to be amazing in bed as well. Sincerely, Jessica.

I think that Jessica.

You don't even know. Don't start featuretipping.

I think she's the premature one here.

She's prematurely escalating, jumping ahead of herself.

Calm down, dude.

People, even if you have things to worry about.

Yes. And even if you have sex with him the first time. And he doesn't last that long. I would say by a couple of times after that, if it's still repeating, then you should get worried about it.

Exactly. But don't. Don't trip on this because you gave a blowjob for the first time. I mean, who wouldn't come?

He probably had an erection the entire time he was hanging out with you until you gave him the blowjob. So of course.

Right.

You know, he's gonna last. Like.

And some guys do come quicker during blowjobs or during sex, I guess, but whatever. Every guy's different.

Yeah.

So I don't think that necessarily his. Whatever in her mind, it was too quick. It's gonna happen during sex. You don't even know. Just think about how excited you are to have sex with him and trying to make it a really special, amazing, hot experience. And don't already be judging that he's. She's already worried. It's like over. She gave him a blowjob. We all trip on the negative things, and half of our life is spent worrying about stuff that does not even happen. So let that go, Jessica, and wait until it becomes a problem and then email me. And if second or third encounter. He's still a minute man. There's lots of ways you could help him. But he can do his Kegel. Kegel exercises. I do my iPhone app. Kegel camp reminds men and women to do them Stop start method. And then there's permeescent, which is the delay spray. Men can last longer in bed. Premature ejaculation spray.

Just spray it on when he's not looking.

Yeah, spray it on. Feel it. But just have fun and don't trip on this. You guys are both new at it. Great. It means you gave him a killer blowjob.

Yeah. You're a pro, dude.

Pro, pro, pro.

Okay.

I think that's all we got time for. Manus.

Oh, man, that's fabulous. It was great seeing you.

Oh, but I don't.

Yeah, yeah, it was great seeing you. Don't want it.

No, we had something else. We were gonna talk about the vagina, but I don't know if we're gonna.

Have time for it. The vagina. We can talk about next time.

Yeah. All right. Yeah. Cause I think we gotta.

Producer Madison is on her ass.

She is on my ass.

I mean.

Cause the vagina thing, I think we just. Just not.

You spend more time on the vagina.

I gotta talk about it.

Well, no, it's a teaser for next time we hang Out. You wanna. All right. If you wanna blow your load, we've got time.

I thought there was time. I could be wrong.

Fine.

Okay, ready?

Let's talk about the vagina.

It's actually important.

All right.

Men's okay. Anonymous service.

Yes.

Allows you to send a vagina cleansing kit to a stinky vagina in your life.

All right?

And this I'm so offended by, and I think it's horrible. So this stupid company. How do you tell someone you care about that they're down there Situation is actually a debilitating issue to your sexual relationship. Answer you don't you let an anonymous do it. For $15, you can send the most passive aggressive, probably emotionally debilitating gift imaginable. If you never want to have sex. I'm not giving the name of the company.

Ah, damn it.

If you never wanna have sex, to give with that person again, that is. So there's a new company that allows you to send a douching kit, which meanwhile, douching is not good for women. It has moisturizing cream, soap, personal message from you if you choose. So. So in my opinion, you guys, here's the thing.

Medicine. Can you send me a link to that?

No, don't.

I will, but we're not gonna say it on the air because they don't deserve it.

You guys, here's the thing. Here's the thing. If you're with a woman, the vagina naturally cleans out itself. You know, there's certain things. If she uses a douche, it can disrupt her ph balance and her vagina, which naturally cleans and she might start getting some infections from there. I have to address this whole vaginal hygiene situation because last year I had an email from a listener whose boyfriend told her that her vagina smelled and it made her so insecure she didn't want to have sex anymore. So seriously, guys, if you want your partner to keep having sex with you, you should probably skip the rude, passive aggressive gestures. Suggest taking a shower together. A lot of times women just don't, you know, whatever the day good men's balls stink, they use down under comfort. A woman just might need to shower. They don't know this. But here's the other thing. If you're with a woman for a while, I mean, I get if you're with someone and it's always bad every single time. So maybe it's always to you offensive or it doesn't smell good. Try taking a shower and see if that works. However, if you're with someone and it changes this usually means that she has some kind of sexually transmitted disease. There could be something going on she could have. So you could say to her, babe, you know what? It kind of smells a little different down there. You might want to get checked out by your doctor. And I know it's hard to say that, but that's much better than. And then she gets checked out and she's fine. So don't trip on this. And don't be sending her anonymous vagina cleansing packages.

Moral of the story, it's important. That's why I pushed for it.

Yeah.

Guys need to know.

Guys need to know. And don't install Survivor. She'll never get.

Tough conversation. I felt like talking to a woman about her lower back hair is tough.

Talking about, have you done that?

Oh, my gosh.

What'd you say?

Well, you're comfortable with them.

You're like, hey, you got a hair.

Hey.

By the way, just send them an anonymous shaving kit, right?

I'll be like, yeah, here's a razor.

Hairs grow where you don't want them. They don't grow where you want them.

Look, the eyebrows. You need a little, you know, touch of water.

You say that. Yeah, I don't want to hear that. I hope I take care of stuff. Jesus. But don't insult the vagina. And so. Oh, oh, and I had this one more thing. When I was in Israel with my Israeli friends, we had the same conversation because there's actually another company they mentioned, which is so funny, which is what I thought Madison was talking about when she found this article. There's a new company, of course, from the Bay Area. I'm not gonna say their name either. I don't know it, but it's a pill that women can take every day to make her. Apparently it makes her vagina smell like roses or whatever.

Oh, wow.

Which is also. Oh, wow, every guy wants it is FDA approved. Again, it's so offensive to a woman. And we got in this huge fight with all these real. They're like, what do you mean? It's like Viagra. I'm like, no, no, that's different. This is a woman. Like, women have so many insecurities anyway. And like, we can't. Like, it's our vagina. Like, it's. If you either love it or you don't love it, but it's something, you know, it's the center of our goddessness, of our human. Of our human sexuality. And we.

Have already a lot of self conscious about it. We already think. You don't necessarily find it beautiful. Or want to be down there. And then if you're telling me to take a pill, which actually is really harmful because again, your vagina cleans itself out. It's the natural. It keeps its ph balance. Unless it doesn't and you catch something. So I don't know what this is. This is a bad movement. Save the vagina.

Alright.

Okay, so everyone. Thank you, Menace. Thank you. You guys. Check it out. Check us out on itunes. Review us.

Oh my God. I was on itunes last night checking out the page. So many reviews on there. That's amazing. I remember like when we first started asking for reviews, it was like at 60, it was like almost, like almost 700 when I checked last night. That's amazing.

I love you guys.

I know.

It's a lot of effort to go and you gotta sign in and write all this stuff if you really don't want to. You can be anonymous, I think.

Yeah.

And write really good things about me. Say all the things that you hate about Emily. It's fine. But I can take it.

I was reading with Madison because I don't really look. No, I'm pretty. My ego. I'm like, I know I talk too fast. I know that I cut my guest off. So, like, I know things. I've heard this. I'm working on it.

Yeah. Oh, really? They said all that?

Oh, yeah. I mean, people, you love me. Tear me apart, you know, are you perfect? I'm doing the best I can, people. No, but I appreciate feedback. I do. I love feedback.

I remember when I read them, like, oh, menace bags on like crazy sexual stuff and I go, do you know what? It's just like everyone has their own opinion. Who cares? I'm not gonna. If you disagree with me, I'm not gonna be upset, you know, but some people get upset when you don't have the same opinion as them.

I know.

Which is crazy to me.

It's just like judgmental and open your eyes, people. That's what we're trying to do. We're trying to open your eyes to have better sex and relationships. So check out our newsletter. We love it. If you like it when you get the newsletter. People love our newsletter, which makes me feel good.

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Thank you.

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Oh, you did?

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