Sex Scandals & Penis Problems

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Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Bedroom eyes, they call them, in a bygone day. Hey, Emily, you got a boyfriend? Cause my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute.

Girl's gotta have her standards. Oh, my.

Do women know about shrinkage?

Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean? Like laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh, my God, that feels so good. Being bad feels pretty good.

Well, you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

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Hello. Do you know where you need to start? Do it right now.

Start what?

The Sex with Emily. Snapchat.

Okay.

No, no, no, no, no.

Hey, I'm all stressed. Really? What about Google plus? What?

No, no Google Plus. No, no. I, I, I. Like, it's been out for a long time, Snapchat. But I started using it for the morning show that I'm part of, and, like, within days, it's already, like, exploded bigger than like all the other social networks.

What do you do on there?

I just, like, share.

Okay, will you just show me after?

Because it's a lot easier to share, like, photos and videos and stuff like that because everything else is such a production. You can just, like, put it up there. I'll show you how to use.

Okay. So go to Sex with Emily. Snapchat. I think I have it. I just have never logged in.

You're probably logging down.

No, I mean, like, I have one, but I haven't used it.

Anyways, you. You start off the show talking about penises. I have a lot of sex in the news penis stories.

Go ahead.

I don't know if you have this one. Did you hear about the first sex? I mean, penis transplant?

No.

That went through.

No.

Yeah.

How did I not happen? Tell me.

Somebody didn't have a penis and now they have one.

He was born with. No.

Something happened where he lost his penis and they, they. They were able to surgically remove a penis from somebody that recently passed.

They need it. Okay.

And they. They put it on the guy and it, like, think without. After a year, it works.

Wow. Like a full on, like, ejaculation and stuff.

Everything.

And did he get a big one?

I don't know.

How big is it?

I don't know if he got enough.

You know, we all want to know the size.

Oh, I. Yeah. So, like, they say that, of course, you know, men can't just, like, get their penis removed and, you know, find.

No, never at the first time. Right.

Get another penis. But, like, you know, there's a lot of stuff that happens, like infection, you know, penises have to be removed. It's.

It's. I mean, that's really exciting. It works like the real deal.

Yeah. So that's. That's some good news out there that, you know, get injured and might lose their penis or ex girlfriend. Ex. You know, lover cuts it off.

Exactly.

Yeah. Because there was this one story not too long ago there, this lady, she cut. She cut off this guy's penis and threw it out the window in a wild. No, no, no joke. This is for real. A wild dog, it was in China, came by and picked up the penis and ran off with it.

Oh, my God. So she threw it out the window and I thought you were saying, like, he sniffed it and brought it back to the owner. Here's your penis, dude.

His penis was done.

Oh, my God.

So, yeah, there's hope out there. So that is something recently heard about.

I've been worried about the men who are Penis less so. I'm glad that you brought this up. It's a very uplifting sex in the.

News story, but, yeah, that I. Again, that was the first, like, oh, guys gonna. You know, they're gonna want to get an upgrade. You're gonna want to get a bigger penis. You know, he just wants. How do you even work that out? We'd have to find somebody that doesn't need a penis anymore. I know, but it'd probably be good for maybe, you know, guys that are going through change. They want to become a woman. They don't need a penis anymore.

Exactly. I was thinking about the transgender people who. Having the operation. Yeah.

And then maybe they could sell it on the penis black market.

I know. Like, the underground. What's it called? The black.

The Black Marsh.

The Black. No, but what's it. We were talking about on a Loveline. The Silk Road.

The Silk Road.

No, the. Whatever it's called. There's different names for it, but the online, like, where they sell bodies and stuff underground. The deep. Yeah. The deep web.

Yeah, the deep web. Penises.

Pretty scary. People were calling that car, you know.

Yeah.

Bodies. And, I mean, I'm not going on that journey.

So that happened. And then. And then they had another story out where. So cute.

I want to pinch your cheeks.

This guy had this kid in high school, had a penis reduction because his penis was too girthy, and you could see it, like, crazy through his pants, and it was, like, crazy.

Like, it just looked like he had a hose or something in it.

Yeah. And the circumference was way too big for him to even have sex, so they were able to, like, shave it off.

Shave it down everywhere. Are so angry with this guy right now.

They're like, man, wow.

Shaved it down.

They shaved down his penis, and now he's.

He's.

He's a lot better, but, like, he.

Couldn'T even get it in.

Yeah. It was just so big.

Wow.

Wow.

That is amazing. Yeah. And hopefully no pain and you can.

Do that, but I know some girls out there. Oh, I could probably get it, like. No, it was, like, crazy. Like a watermelon. Like, crazy thing.

Did you see a picture of it?

No.

No. He probably isn't in high school.

Yeah.

Oh, he is in high school. Wait till next. Wait till he's 21.

Yeah.

Wait till he's 18.

I was the guy that had the penis reduction.

Right, Exactly. That's so funny. You always hear boob reductions, but not penis reduction.

No.

So that's really interesting.

It's so Great to be here with.

I love being here with you.

Our last show was with Ms. Carolla.

Right? Lynette Carolla, which was super cool. Isn't she awesome? Yeah, I love her. That was. She's the sweetest and coolest.

The mangria was delicious.

I love Mangria. It's like eight mangrias. Like, you get bigger buzz. You know me, I'm not a big drinker.

Yeah.

So it takes me, like, a little sip. It's perfect. You chill.

Yeah.

I love chilling.

And you gave her. It's like, it was a little exchange of goods. You gave her.

She gives me alcohol. I gave her vibrators.

Yeah, you gave her, like.

I gave her the Crave Vesper, my vibrator necklace, which you should all get because truly. And it's so funny because everyone knows about it, too. Cause she listens to the show. She's a big fan of our show, and she wanted to come in. And it's like, people are. Wherever I go. They're like, how's that vibrator necklace? Because it is one of a kind, this Crave Vesper. If you haven't seen it or you hear me talk about it, really, it's just like, I wear it every day as a layering piece, and people are like, I love your necklace. I'm like, oh, guess what? It's a vibrator.

Check it out.

Yeah. So you can go to. I think it's lovecrave.com and buy one if you want one. So that was fun. And then she wants to find her G spot, so I gave her a G spot.

That was great.

I'm all about, you know, I'm like Santa.

I know.

I try to help people with whatever sexual desires they have. So where would you like to go next? Sexually menace?

Next Sexually certain thing.

I can bring you, like, a gag and ball.

Oh, yeah. Ball and gag. Oh, no.

But I. Assless chaps.

I've been waiting. And people hear me on the show ask you a billion times for. Because I want to bring it into the office.

Down under work.

No, not down under. You do hook me up with that. Okay, but you say that you had the. The iPad penis attachment thing.

We have one in the office. Madison, you've already done it.

Because I want to show it to my goal.

Oh, no, totally. We'll. We'll bring it in next time.

So if people don't know what I'm talking about, there's, like, the Fleshlight. There's. There's a. Like a contraption on the Fleshlight that you can connect your iPad and it can be like watching a video. They must make special videos for it. Where. Yeah, it looks like you're doing like somebody dog, doggy style or whatever.

Right?

Or missionary or something. And you can be having sex with the flashlight as you're looking at your iPad.

Yeah, exactly. And it goes underneath it so you can stick the Fleshlight in there. It's like you're having sex with your. Can you like have what it's called? What is it called again? It's the, the launch pad. The launch pad, right. And it goes. Yeah, it's really cool. You can like. It's like you, whatever you're watching, even if your girlfriend and you're skyping together.

Yeah.

You can be like.

Because I talk.

I.

You don't think that I love you, but I talk about you at work all the time. I was like. Because there'll be some like weird sex thing going on and I always bring you up like, oh, Emily already probably knows about that. Or they'll talk about like some sex toy in the news. And I'm like, oh, Emily, she already has it in the office. And then I'm supposed to be bringing it by, but I'm like last on your list of people you're thinking about. No, I got this new guy you're hanging out with.

Oh my God. No, no, no, no, no.

She's boning like crazy.

We are boning like crazy. Do you know why? Because it's the first few months.

Uh huh. And then you're afraid it's gonna wear off or what?

Yeah, no, no, I don't. But it's just like that's the beginning of this. When you have sex. Do you have a lot of sex at the beginning of a relationship? Of course.

Yeah.

Not in a relationship, whatever we've been looking up. But now we like each other. Yeah, I'm having sex with him. He's good. And it's fun because.

I don't know what this is. It's new and exciting and fun because it's fun when you're at the beginning and you get to kiss and make out and you do all those things and you have a lot of sex. Like we were talking about, you know, on other shows too. It's like at the beginning, you know, you start. That's the thing though, you gotta do what you do at the beginning of the relationship. This is the secret, everyone. It's very simple. If you're in a long term relationship, all those things that you did at the beginning of the relationship that were really hot and sexy. You continue to do those throughout the relationship. You don't stop. You don't say, I'm gonna do it after I do the laundry. You don't say, I'm gonna do it after the kids go to college. You do it now, and you keep doing it. That's what you do. And that's what I gotta say. All right, good people, don't do it. So, okay, I got a little sexy news for you.

All right? What do you got? Hit me.

These are fun. Okay? These are some sex acts that will get you arrested around the world.

All right?

Did you see this?

No.

So, okay, this is really funny. You won't believe some of these laws in countries, in different countries, in different cities. So in Texas.

These all say, the carnal act that will get you screwed. You may own up to six dildos, no more. A drawer full or more could get you a class A misdemeanor, resulting in a fine of up to $4,000. Enter a jail term. Wow. I would be in jail for 26 years.

Yeah.

I mean, seriously, they'd be like, 1, 2, 3.

I know, but I mean, do you. I mean, you do. I don't live in Texas. Yeah, well, you.

Oh. But I am going to a sex conference in Texas.

You are. So watch out. Don't fill your suitcase.

I should talk about this, right? It's April 20th. The sexual health Expo in Phoenix. Yes.

Phoenix.

That's in Texas. What am I saying? Oh, my God. That was.

Phoenix. You guys, I'm really sorry. I've had the flu and I've been on antibiotics. Dude, I can't believe I. That was a blonde moment. Like, I feel like. No, there's not. It's just, like, south.

But you're in Phoenix, Arizona, which is a great place. They have. It's April, beautiful women there.

Saturday, Sunday. That weekend of, like, the end of April. Yeah. Anyway, there's a sexual health expo. I will be there speaking. And that's not Texas. I can bring a lot of vibrators, but anyway, only six. But what's it like? Here's what I want to know. Who enforces these? Like, is there a big. Knock, knock, knock. Hello, ma'. Am. Ma', Am. Look at your door. Okay, the next one is. This is funny in London. A carnal act that will get you screwed is. Sex on a parked motorcycle is a. No, no. But also, listen to this. Never ask a strange woman for sex in a pub.

Why?

I don't. That's what they do in a Pub. You go to a pub to ask a strange woman for sex. I don't get it.

Okay, just FYI, there is a Phoenix in Texas. Just so you don't feel.

Oh, my God. No, but I was literally thinking, oh, Arizona, Texas. It's like people always say to me, oh, you're from Michigan. I love Chicago. I'm like, no, no, no, it's in Illinois, so I get it.

Pretty close to San Antonio, Texas, so you can fly there.

Okay, great. So that's what. I knew they were close.

Shout out to all our listeners in Phoenix, Texas.

Exactly. Okay, Exactly. Phoenix, Texas. But I am going to Arizona. And this will all be on our website. Carnal act. Like, that'll get you screwed in California. You're never gonna. I asked Madison, like, is this really. Madison producer did the research. Listen to this. This is what's illegal in California, which I don't even. I looked it up. It's like a website that says, these are things that are legal. It's illegal for either partner to reach climax before the other one during foreplay. Who the hell is monitoring that?

It's illegal. But how do they even put that in the books?

I don't even know. I don't even know. But this can't be true, because all men would be in jail.

Madison, we got to check your sources.

No, it was like a legal.

You got it from shanann.com it's called.

Bs.Org h8hg.org legal resources.

Uh huh.

I mean, dude, fact checking. But how many. It is fact checking. But Madison's on this stuff. She's a little researcher. But here's the thing. You can't. Neither partner can reach climax before the other. Happens every day.

Yeah.

So whatever. We'd all be in jail. Okay, here's another one. In Hungary, the carnal act that will get you screwed off with the lights and keep them that way. In Budapest, sex is only allowed in the dark. Even in your home with your wife.

I'm down with that.

I hate that. I cannot listen when the lights are off. I can't find the penis. I can't find the lube. I can't find the toys. I'm like, I hate the lights off. I need candles. I need something. Little Rock, Arkansas, Cardinal act, get you screwed. No matter how suave you consider yourself, keep your pickup lines to yourself as a lascivious banter. Lascivious banter. Like being like, you know, hey, lick your ass in public is prohibitive and may put you behind bars for 30 days. Which means Bill Clinton would have been behind bars when he was president.

What's your best pickup line?

My best pickup line?

Yeah.

I don't have a pickup line. Mine's just like, hi. Sex with him. Oh, you know what it is? I give him my card and I go, oh, I'm sorry. I said, I'm not. This happened to me recently. I was in New York and I was like, talking to this guy. We're flirting. He's like, okay, I have your card. I'm like. And it's always that moment. Because my card says sex with Emily. And on the back, it says, the best sex talk you'll ever have.

Yeah.

So at first, before they turn it over, I'm like, hi, I'm not a prostitute. Sometimes they don't even. Like, I hadn't even looked at the card yet, but I say it prematurely.

Well, you should. I was like, whoa. This escort, I wonder how much she runs right.

Okay. How much she runs right? How much I cost? Is that what you mean, how much I run?

Yes.

Is that a term for prostitute?

It just means how much it costs.

Oh.

How much it runs.

I should have done that. I would have a down payment on a house or something now. Okay, Virginia, carnal, that gets you screwed. Don't cheat. Adultery. 250 bucks. Class four misdemeanor.

Dude.

Who's gonna cheat less? Oh, I'm sorry. I would cheat on you, but I'm gonna get a 250. No.

And then you can sue Virginia, right? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I have heard this. Yep.

Yeah. Where you can, like. Let's say. Let's say some. Your husband's cheating on. On you with some chick. You can sue that chick and get money out of her.

I've heard about this since we talked about this years ago.

It happened on the Real Housewives. On. Oh, yeah, yeah, right.

Like Nini or something.

No, not Nene, but the blonde.

Right.

Some other people. Whatever.

Okay, in your way. Here's one more. I like this. If you get caught in the sack with another man's wife, it's totally within his rights to either kill the both of you or to castrate you and chop off the wife's nose.

Where?

Uruguay.

Okay.

Why the nose? Why not the boobs? Why not?

Why not?

I don't know. Whatever. So that's. That's my little sexy nose. I could go through more and more. I know you'd love to hear more, but we gotta move.

Sounds uplifting. Chopping off the noses.

Let's move into something better here. How about Facebook? Which you love. Facebook helps maintain long distance relationships. I'm not sure that I agree with this. Social networking sites such as Facebook can help maintain romantic relationships whether individuals involved are geographically close or in a long distance relationship, a new study is found. So the study compared the relative importance of social networks and explores the role they play in helping to maintain a close by versus a long distance relationship. And it talks about the differences in intensity of use of these types of sites. And they report how the use of the sites allows individuals to access information about and monitor the activities of romantic partners and how to gauge their partner's involvement in a relationship and loyalty. But the thing is, is, like, I think if anything, if you're in a relationship and you guys are Facebook friends, obviously you probably are. You don't put all this stuff on there. You can be like, oh, yeah, he went home from work again. Yeah, sure, he's at the bar. He's like talking lascivious.

No, he's talking to you on Facebook, but he's checking other chicks.

I know. So it shouldn't make you feel any better. And in fact, there's been all these studies lately how going on Facebook makes a lot of people more depressed. But just know that everyone's inflating what they're doing in their life. Okay? Everyone's inflating it, making you look better. Your life is fine. You don't want to be anyone else but yourself. Okay.

There's a new thing with Facebook too. If, like, you feel suicidal or you're making, like, suicidal comments, like, people can inform Facebook and it'll lock you out of your account and make you go through like a whole, like, rundown about being suicidal and how to be happy and all kind of stuff.

Really?

Yeah. And then they also might do a welfare check on you.

A welfare check? Yeah, like, to make sure.

To make sure you're okay. You're not gonna do anything.

Oh, but not like, like, do you.

So you see, like, yeah, if you see somebody posting on Facebook, like, oh, my life sucks. And, you know, I don't think I can go on. You can like, flag that and then they'll like.

That's good. Because a lot of people do just kind of. You just post something and, you know. Yeah, that's. That's a good service.

Yeah.

It is for humanity. Definitely. Yeah. I mean, I try not to post. I did post.

People get so emotional and sharing their emotions and things on social media, which they shouldn't be doing.

I know.

I mean, yeah, that's. That's a good service. When it comes to, like, to being suicidal and things like that. But like, if you're having a fight with your boyfriend.

Yeah.

Or your girlfriend and you're like crying about it, like, come on, please. Like, seriously. Yeah. I see it like time and time after again where somebody that's been in relationship for years and every time there's any little argument, they're crying about it on social media. It's ridiculous.

I know it's true. And you shouldn't, like, I mean, I don't know if that's share with your friends personally exactly.

Or keep it secret.

I even felt bad, like I posted about my flu because I had a flu for a week and I was just like bombed at home. And I really, I really wanted to know when the hell was it gonna end. Cause I was on all these and I was like, oh. And I was like, oh, I sound like Mr. Bum. I'm the flu. And I hate that I did that. But I actually got good advice from people. But that was about the most emotional I've ever gotten.

Do you know what's the thing that I was just talking about that's being done on a public level constantly is Chris Brown and this chick that he's been dating, Karrueche.

Okay.

And they always sounds like a hoochie. Well, I don't know her personally. I can't call her.

I'm kidding. I don't know her either. You think I fucking know? Okay. Yeah.

Well, I'll tell you what happened. Social, they go like back and forth all the time, bitching and complaining on Instagram and Twitter and all this stuff. Well, they were always getting on and off again, getting back together. And now he just recently found out that he had a kid, like, ding dong. Nine. Nine months ago. And now he has that kid. So she like broke up with him.

Okay.

And now she was like posting on social media just recently on how, you know, women do this a lot where they just get out of a relationship and like, oh, I'm gonna go party, blah, blah, blah, blah.

You always talk about this. So they're like, to nuts, girls. Nuts. Yeah.

And so she was doing that and he went on there and was like commenting and like, oh, you're special. You don't need to be doing all this and stuff. I'm like, I think you have her phone number, right? Text her. You don't have to.

Why would you date Chris Brown though, after all that?

I don't know. Because you're thirsty for fame. I reached.

People really are thirsty for fame.

Yeah. Well, the.

The Crucie chick, she was working at, like, Nordstrom before she met Chris Brown.

It's a good gig.

Yeah.

20% off, maybe. Oh, yeah, love Nordstrom. Okay, that's. Anyways, okay, good story.

End of story. Don't cry on social media about your relationship.

I don't. You're gonna. Because you know what happens Even if you post on social and you delete it, it's still out there. Yeah.

Or even that too, is like, okay, yeah, you do get out of a relationship. And then, you know, of course, that's the first place you're gon go is your social media to look like for potential new mates. And these people are gonna be like, oh, this chick or guy is crazy. Kids are always crying about. I'm not gonna want to hang out with them, you know?

Exactly. Okay, Got it. Good to know. Okay, let's move on to some emails.

All right.

Okay. So everyone, I love you. I love my listeners, and I've been being really super. I'm always grateful for you, but lately I. I just am just love you guys and I appreciate all your support all these years. And I thank you for emailing me@feedbackexwithemily.com they're super cool.

Always hitting me up on social.

Menace is menace on social media. Hit him up. Tell him how much you love him. Tell him he should tweet. He should Twitter and Instagram the show more.

I do.

It's cool. What else? I don't care. You hate me. No, just kidding. Okay. I love you. I love you, Menace. I love you.

I'm radio all the time.

I know his Woody show. Yeah, it's not about boners. It's the Woody morning Show. And they can listen to it.

Yeah, anywhere There's a podcast. It's not about sex. So if you like pop culture.

People like pop culture.

Yeah, but it's funny about sex. When you look at people that listen to our show on itunes, the Woody show, and they go, oh, also downloaded Sex with Elm.

I know, that's funny.

That's cool.

I love it. I wonder if mine says the same thing too.

I don't know.

Vice versa. Check it, check it, check it. That's really cool. Oh, now that you brought that up, itunes. I just thought of my Kegel Camp app just got re released.

Oh, nice.

So Kegel Camp is an app that I released a few years ago, and it's for men and for women. It helps men with.

Ejaculatory control, helps women have stronger orgasms. And doctors will always tell you do them because it helps with prostate health, blah, blah, blah. Point is you don't remember to do them. It's five minutes a day. My app has my voice, pops up, walks you through it. Brand new version, people are loving it. Buy it in the itunes store and then when you're there and you listen, you can also review us on itunes.

Can you do a demo of what the app sounds like?

Yeah, I could play it for you.

No, no, no. Do it live.

Okay. Hey, welcome to Kaggle camp. First session, first set, ready to begin.

Alright, deleted it.

Okay, first set, let's begin.

Keep on going. Oh no, that's after. Okay, first set, ready to begin. Okay, tense, relax.

Tense.

Relax. So basically what you're doing is, come on, you can do it. Is that it's five minutes a day and it's those pee stopping mus. Stop and start the flow of urine. So like if someone's knocking on the door, so you tense those muscles, you relax and it's really easy. And just after a few weeks you will. Your ejaculate will be shooting across the room like you were 12, 18 or whenever it happened. You'll last longer in bed and women will have stronger orgasms. If I'm wrong, your money back.

All right.

Whoa, that's a big. You got to stick to it though. Every day. Okay. Emails from the peeps, which I love you all for writing me and. Okay, here we go. Dear Emily.

Hi, I'm trying to find the, um. Alright. Oh, it's about penis size. Imagine that. I'm a 24 year old man who has a question about my penis size. I'm about 6 inches in length and have a girth of 4 to 5 inches. Is this a good size? Because sometimes I feel that it's small. Otherwise, sexually, I love to perform cunnilingus on women and I've had to help my partners achieve multiple orgasms, something I love to do. So what do you think? I know, I'm like, dude, you give me your number.

Good. Am I good down there? What do you think? Thanks. Ball. Ball. Dude, is that really your name? Dude, you're fine. He's 6 inches, which is above average and he's 4 to 5 girths.

I know this is porn that messes butternut squash. If you meet a lot of porn guys too, they're like tiny guys. They have normal sized penises but they're.

Like the camera angle.

The camera angle objects in the mirror closer than. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not tall. They're tiny. They're tiny.

Dudes, right?

Not all of them, but.

Yeah, don't.

So their penis looks. They have an average sized penis, but it has looked bigger on camera.

Okay, well, it's true. It does look bigger on camera. And also, like most men in the world, your idea of the average penis size is so skewed. So a recent study came out to give guys.

I'm just wondering if he has to come in or not. Okay. Luckily, a recent study give guys everywhere a peace of mind, because according to a study published in the BJU International, the average penis is 5 inches, 5.16 long, and 4.6 when erect. So this guy's, like, above average. And as you can see, you're average in girth and a little above in length. So penis size, though, not the most important thing we know. What matters is how you are using it. Are you using your hips during sex? Are you stimulating your G spot? It sounds like you're doing fine. And you're an oral master, which any guy who's worried about sexual performance, either you come too quickly, whatever it is, make sure that you just please her and she has her orgasm first. And you're all good, you can do whatever you want, but you are totally fine. Men worry. I mean, okay, guys, stop stressing about your penis size. Because Studies show that 55% of men are dissatisfied with their penis size, while significantly less women care or even notice. We don't care. You care. Worry about something else. World Hunger Ball. You're fine.

Yeah.

Okay. I mean, you're totally. Seriously, dude. Right? I mean, come on.

Tell him to come in. We want to talk to him. Oh, we keep on talking about it. No.

Who is it? Ross Matthews.

Yeah, Ross.

Do you think he. I don't know.

Ask him if he wants.

He's prepping for a show. He's prepping for a show.

All right, fine.

Okay. He's from.

Don't ask him. Be too shy.

He's from.

Hello, Ross.

Hello, Ross. Yeah, he's out here. Podcast one. I know that because I know a lot about social. I know a lot about pop culture.

But she can't recognize anybody.

No, I know. I just didn't know if you needed to get in here because. Okay, subject. Here we go. Coming clean about faking O's. You know how I feel about that. All right. Hey, Emily. I just finished listening to your podcast for the first time, and already you have my head spinning with questions. Something that I've struggled with is having an orgasm during sex. And until listening to your show, I thought I was one of the few and I'm really self conscious about it. I'm no stranger to self pleasure, enjoy taking matters into my own hands. However, climaxing during sex is not something I am achieving because of this. I've been faking it since I started having sex when I was 18. Now I'm in a relationship with someone I care about and the sex is amazing. However, I do fake it. We've been together 10 months. I guess my question is this. Am I too far on this to come clean or should I just woman up and come out with the truth? Any advice you have is helpful. Thank you, Tameka. So Tameka, thank you so much for emailing this question. It's funny because you always think, I mean, I know you're just listening that I thought the same thing. A lot of women and you hear this all the time, they just think, what is wrong with me? We beat ourselves up. Everyone else is having orgasms during sex. My friends porn, you know. And let me tell you, like I said, just to reiterate what you learned on the show you listened to women who can have orgasms during penetration alone are in the minority. It's 30%. And of those 30%, it's not every single time. Okay? So I'm glad that you know that and you feel good about it and so you're ahead of the curve because you actually have taken matters into your own hands. So I'm assuming since you've done that, you know how to make yourself orgasm. So here's what you do with your boyfriend. Now you can say, you know, I have to say that when we're having sex it feels amazing and I've had like these little orgasms and I have. Or you can say it feels amazing and sometimes I feel like I'm orgasmg. But I realize that you can either just come clean and be. Listen, babe, I gotta be honest with you. I listened to this show and she told me to come clean and so I. Our sex is friggin amazing. And I think sometimes I feel like I'm gonna get there and I don't and I faked it. Or whatever you want to say, you could be totally honest or you could just say, you know, what do you think? Menace? Would you want to be totally honest? What if she was like, listen, I realized that I have stronger orgasms on my own and so I want to. Or I have different orgasms and I'd like to practice what I do during masturbation while we're having sex. Can we try that?

Go for it.

Would you want to know that she was faking it for those 10 months. Male perspective.

Oh, no, you don't have.

It's like telling your cheating. Yeah, you can leave that part out. So just say, you know what? I want to try something new. Because I realized. So what you should do then, Tamika, is whatever it is you do during masturbation. Whether it's, you know, because a lot of women, the reason why they don't have orgasms is because during intercourse, because their clitoris needs more stimulation that it does not get from intercourse alone. So you could be like, start rubbing your clit, use some lube, use a sex toy and say this with your penis inside me. And clitoral stimulation. I'm gonna have a mind blowing orgasm. And I thought we should try that. And I want to see what you think. I don't think that any straight man that you're with is gonna say no. He's gonna be psyched. So don't trip on the fact that you're faking it. It's 10 months. That's fine. And I would just say I wanna try something new. And so I'm guessing it is clitoral stimulation that you've had a problem with. And since you know how to do it, you know, then do it on your own. Do it. So make sure that you're already aroused too before intercourse begins. So he could go down on you. Use oral sex. He can use his hands and then just continue to stimulate the clitoris during sex. And if you want a great toy for that, Jeju Mimi, my favorite, go to jeju j-e j o-u e.com use coupon code emily. They are my favorite toys for. Because it's a rumble, not just a vibration. And this combo of being really aroused and continuing to please yourself externally should get you there. Please keep me posted on what happens with this. I'm very, very interested.

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All right.

Because I feel like we got a little 10 minutes. Yeah. So let's see a question that we could do here that would be a little more.

Easy to. This would be good. Okay. Paying for dates. Hey, Emily. Massive fan of the show and it's helped me greatly in my relationship, so thank you. However, there is one thing that's bothering me and I'm wondering if you could have. Now, I dated my girlfriend for a month and she has been my girlfriend for two months now. And everything we do, everywhere we go, I pay for it. It didn't bother me at the start because I see it as the guy should pay for the first dates, et cetera. But now it's been bothering me too long. Literally anything we do, meals out, cinema, pubs, events, I pay for. I work full time, study part time, and I don't. And I have to pay for courses regularly. Paying for everything, getting way too much. I can't even go out with friends due to the lack of funds. Is there a nice way of asking to go ahead and pay for something or should I just tell her what's bothering me? I'm afraid it might sound pathet. I don't want her to pay for everything, but going halves for something every once in a while would be an amazing night for me. Now, I hope you find the time to help. Thanks so much. Love the show. Madness is awesome. Ben 22 from Liverpool, England. Thank you for telling us where you're from. We always want to know where you're from. Madness. What do you think? It could possibly be an awkward conversation, but if it's really bothering you, it's so tricky.

Give a short rundown.

Okay, here's the thing. You've been together two months. It is nice for a woman to offer. She should. I think the guy should pay for the first. If you do the asking, you should pay for the first few dates. It is nice for her to offer up sometimes. And I don't know this one, but there's some women who are like, no way, no how. Never. I will never put down a dime for our date. And then there are other ones who are like, I get it, babe. You know, we're struggling. We're students, whatever. And so I think that if it is bothering you, though, it's just gonna fester and it's gonna make you feel worse.

Yeah, but it's two months. I have to know how serious it is.

Yeah, I mean, it seems like you're.

Just going on dates.

Then take her somewhere. Don't take her anywhere. That costs a lot of money.

Yeah. You still. I don't know. I've always been the guy. It's never made me a rich man, but I've always said, like, look, I. I'm fronting the bill, you know, it's just.

You always pay.

I always pay. But now that I've been in a relationship a long time, that. That does go away.

Right?

You guys start.

There's some parody.

Yeah, you guys start.

Pain equally.

Right.

You know, but it's just not until you get into a serious relationship that really starts happening. If you're just dating, then, you know, it sucks as a tradition, but you just. You just gotta do it.

Yeah, you gotta do it. Or you gotta, like, maybe make her dinner at your house. But again, you've been together two months, and I think, you know, in the early stages, like, it's hard, but unless you like Kardashian money, you know, I get it. So.

Yeah.

And you pick a neutral time to bring it up. You can be like, you know, I mean, I don't know. It's hard because you're like, I have no money. But what. Don't bring it up.

I don't know if you have to have the discussion, like, well, you need to start, you know, putting down on. On the bills or something like that. But I. I go, you know, be more creative. Or like, also, if you, like, become in a relationship. Yeah. You also hang out a lot at the house where it doesn't cost you any money. You know, movie, dinner, cook, find out if this is something that you know you want to pursue and make, you know, a solid relationship, then eventually it's gonna cost you less money. But again, when you first start dating, it does cost a lot of money. And you're just gonna have to suck it up and find creative ways.

Right? I've talked about free tickets to movies. You can.

I lost my job, I freaking lived in my car. But I still found creative ways to go do fun things.

Right?

You know?

Exactly. There are creative ways to do it, but if it keeps festering and festering and you find yourself resenting her, you're just gonna have to find a neutral time and be, you know what? Money right now is a little tight. And I'm just, You know, I think we're gonna have to. You can even just say we're gonna start doing a little, you know, is that cool if we do a little less? It's hard to ask a woman to fork it up. I don't know, maybe she's a cool, independent woman, but she hasn't even offered. She hasn't even done the reach. You know, we talk about the reach and then the guy goes, oh, no, no, no. But. So I'm sorry about that, dude. But just see what happens. Okay, we gotta wrap this up.

Yeah.

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