7 Dec 2025 · 39 min
Emily Morse and Menace talk sexual wellness products, weekend parties, and reality TV. They discuss Bathmate products and share personal stories about events and celebrity gossip.
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Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Bedroom eyes, they call them in a bygone day.
Hey Emily, you got a boyfriend?
Cuz my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute.
A girl's gotta have her standards. Oh my.
Do women know about shrinkage?
Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean? Like laundry? It shrinks.
Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me?
Oh my God. God, I feel so good.
Being bad feels pretty good. But you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.
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What's up, Menace?
What's going on?
Happy day, man.
My throat.
How beautiful is it this weekend? We've been, what, Eating?
Oh, I was just staying in all weekend. I was getting over being sick.
Everyone's sick. Kelsey's sick today. I have nobody in the. I almost didn't want to go in. I was like, I'll just work from home. But I didn't. I came in.
How is it having nobody in the office?
It's kind of nice. It's quiet. It's. Yeah, I can think. I returned emails. I got stuff done. I kind of like it, actually, but I need my peeps. But then everyone.
Yeah, but there was, like, some things you don't know how to do.
You're like, yeah, I know. I walked in, I'm like, okay, this is bad. I used to do everything with sex with Emily for years. Like the first. You know, five, six years. Not everything. You always helped, of course, but, like, technically I knew how to do, but I had to give it up because there's so much going on. So I don't know technically what to do about posting after the show, but it'll all happen, so whatever.
That's cool. Do you do anything over the weekend?
Yeah, I did so many things.
What did you do?
Okay, well, first of all. Okay, so I saw you on Friday. We interviewed Kandy from Real Housewives.
Yes, Atlanta.
Atlanta.
And it was amazing.
It was amazing. It was so fun. So, like, that kicked off my weekend. We're gonna be posting that interview shortly. Next week or this week or at some point. But she's great. She's on the Housewife. She has a new. Hold on a minute.
She has a new line of toys called Bedroom Candy, and they're super cool toys. So I went. Okay, so that was. Wait, no, back up. So Friday night we.
Interviewed with her, which was awesome. And that was really fun. And then I had a friend in town from Toronto and we went to, like. I went to a party in three bars. Like, I was on the town, drinking, hanging out.
Really?
Yeah, I was in the town. I was like, a bar.
Bar.
Do you go.
I went to, like, three bars. No, not wine. Like, there was a bar. There was, like a bar opening around from another bar that I went to. There was like, bars and parties. It was really fun. My friend was in town and we showed her a really good time. And that was after meeting with Candy and then I went to the Good Vibrations new store opening in Oakland. I went to Oakland and it was amazing. Good Vibrations is go to goodvibes.com, goodvibrations.com it's an amazing sex store in San Francisco. There's also one in Boston and now they're opening up all over the place. You can also do mail order with them. You can order sex toys, they're my favorite. It's like such a warm, happy place. Coming home. So they had a new launch party with Candy and I went and it was friggin crazy. I thought I could just like pull up at seven. It was six to nine. Of course I didn't get there till seven. I'm thinking I can just pull up no problem. It was lines around the corner.
Yeah, it's Candy. You don't know.
Well, I don't know that it's going to be crazy. Like oh my God, thank God I'm pressed. I was like, we're pressed, you know. And we did find a spot. I was with Dexter Video in our video person here.
And it was crazy. So we got in but there was still a long line around the corner and I just. The store is beautiful. And I always love Good Vibrations because the story that I've told about them is like where I grew up in Michigan, it was always like weird random sex toys. Like those creepy sex toy stores in the back, you know, inside of the road with like men smoking cigars and like, you know, like you put a dime in the machine, whatever. Moved to San Francisco, went to Good Vibrations and you have this like incredible experience. You go in and everyone's really sex positive and you don't feel uncomfortable. I was like 22 and I want to buy a vibrator. And they were like, oh well, how do you orgasm? They just make it very. They make you so comfortable and it's disarming.
Yeah.
So love Good Vibrations. So this so happy for them that they have growth in this amazing new store. And I was like kid in a candy store. Because I haven't. I get a lot of the products, the sex toys in my, you know, I get them sent to me and we're actually giving, giving them away to everybody on Valentine's Day. Thousands of dollars worth of products a share. Anyway, I was just like. So we were there for three hours like surrounded by all these, all the good, latest and greatest toys which we're gonna be talking about are out on the market anyway. It was amazing.
That's cool.
It was candy.
Yeah, it's candy, everybody.
I can't believe how many people were there? Like a thousand.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's.
And they were like pissed. Like people are like pissed. Couldn't get in.
Yeah, it's a big deal.
But they finally did get in because.
She, she's on Bravo, which is one of, you know, the biggest networks for reality television on a very popular show. And you know she's gonna draw a lot of people. Exactly, yeah. And she, they've been showing her like working on these toys on the show.
Right.
Wow. So now that they're finally out, I'm sure people are really excited.
Yeah, yeah. And they're so cool. And I got one, they gave me one as being part of the press. They had a special goodie bag for me and I got some vip, like gift bag thing.
What?
And I got her vibrator that looks like lipstick.
Oh, you like that one?
I love that one.
So we're gonna air her when? Friday. Cool. We videotaped some of it and I was working on it this weekend and my laptop finally just.
Dude. So you're finally getting a new laptop?
I hope if I can get my company to buy me one. You know the corporate world.
Do you want me to call him? Cause like, you need a friggin Mac. Everyone knows you're the Mac man.
Yeah, I don't know. It's always been this whole ordeal. I mean, I can't do this. But when I. My old company, I mean the company I work for, when I first got hired on with them, they asked me, you know, part of my job would be like doing some video for them.
Right, right.
And they asked me and they said, what equipment do you need? Just write down. I said, okay. So I gave them the list and they came back and they go, well, we really want you to go PC over Mac.
So corporate.
And I said, I can't do that.
Right. Can't have this job and do that.
They're like, no, well, we just don't want to spend the money on the Mac. So I got on the, I got on the radio the next day and I said, my company wants me to go PC, I want to go Mac. And I don't know what to do, guys. I go, I'm not going to do it. Somebody from corporate office. Apple was the one that sent me the laptop.
So let's call him again.
I can't.
Why?
To say, oh, hey, give me another free laptop.
No. Let's work out this angle. Or why don't you. Can you do that again on the radio?
No, I don't, I don't have that much.
Say it here. Say it on this radio station. Menace needs a Mac. Does anyone want to send us some money so we can buy him a Mac? Or if you have a connection at MacBook Pro, he'll talk about every day he promotes it. We love Mac. Send Menace a Mac and I'll take one too. But I want him to have it first because I love him.
It's very hard to get an endorsement through them. I've actually been up for endorsement throughout through Apple.
Five times and I've never gotten it. And you. And I'm the Mac person. I love Mac products.
How much is the, how much is that?
The, the cheapest one that I want is 1900.
Okay, we'll get it for you. Someone sent me $1900.
Thank you.
Okay, so can I share some information? Oh, please do. Oh, you're about to fucking attack me.
No, no, I'm just saying because you're from the east coast, so you might not know the history. Midwest somewhere over there. You might not know the history. But I got a call today. So anybody that's a huge Disney fan, I got a dinner reservation. This is actually a dinner reservation that I'm excited about. This is probably one of the hardest place in, in America to get a dinner reservation to.
Okay.
It's Club 33 at Disneyland. It's the private.
It's a private restaurant inside Disney.
Is that where like Mickey Mouse eats every night in Donald. Doc.
This is a special place that Walt Disney made for. It was supposed to be for business partners.
Right.
And then after he died, they open it up to only 400 people that are able to get a membership. To apply to get a, to just apply to be. To get this membership you have to wait 14 years and at the end of 14 years you pay $10,000.
That'd be a good friggin meal.
Yeah. And then you have to wait till somebody else dies before you go.
I've heard about these kind of clubs. Okay, so you got in. That's amazing.
Yeah, so I get to go and have dinner there.
When are you going?
At the end of February.
Oh, fun.
Yeah, I'm so excited.
Better be a good friggin meal. If it's that big. The best place. It's not probably the food is probably not that good. It's just the fact that it's at Disneyland.
Yeah, if you Google Club 33, I'll tell you how hard it is.
It's like French Laundry. Do you know French Laundry?
Like the amazing French Laundry does not have a 14 year waiting list.
They have a year waiting list. But madness. That's fun.
Yeah, I'm really excited about that.
I'm really happy for you.
I thought you would at least be excited about the whole me going, am.
I going with you?
Reservation. No.
But then I'm not excited.
And there's a dress code, so I think I might wear a tuxedo.
No way. Who are you taking?
I'm somebody's plus one.
Who's the plus one?
Three of my friends.
Whatever. Okay. So I was thinking about you because I.
You know how you don't. So these. Okay. The rest of my weekend. So when I went to this party, Good Vibes. It was crazy. It was insane. We took. We did a really fun video that we're going to post as well about the event. The craziness, the madness to get vibrators. It was a beautiful sight on Lakeshore. You know Lakeshore Drive in Oakland? I never go over there.
Lakeshore Drive? Yeah.
Where all the stuff's happening.
Yeah, yeah.
There's like a gap and then a Good Vibrations. Like, I love our city. So anyway, so it was amazing. But after that I was late because it was obviously Good Vibrations. I had to go to a birthday party. It started at seven. You know, do you ever have this scenario when you get somewhere. There should be a name for this. The party started at like 8. I got there at 11. And everyone was wasted and useless to me. Like, I was not on their plate. I'd been working. I'd been shooting video. I was at Good Vibrations. You get to a party when everyone's already drunk. It's kind of a bummer.
And you're. You're sober.
I'm sober. I'm completely sober. Everyone's like, literally, they're like almost out of alcohol already. Like, it was just a bummer. And they had sushi earlier and the sushi was gone. I was eating crackers. It was the only thing I could find. I was so hungry. I was. I didn't want to.
I'm late to the game, though.
I know, but it's like such a But. But you realize also when everyone's really drunk, not as interesting.
Oh, no.
It's like people that I really liked. And then I'm like, I'm bored by all of you going home with my dog.
It's terrible. Yeah. You kind of just you just kind of show up for like 15 minutes and you bounce once. You.
You. I know, but I was looking forward to it. But I didn't realize how late the Oakland thing was going to take. Cause Oakland's on the other side of the bridge.
Oh, my God. It's 15 minutes away.
It's. I know, but it was like so much traffic getting there. Not getting home, though. I don't usually go over the bridge.
I know.
You.
You need to watch this video that up on YouTube. It has all these people.
I did the shit that people say.
Yeah, the San Francisco version.
It's hilarious.
It is. Because it's definitely. There's so much in there that you say on there. It reminded me so much of you. Oh, I don't go to Oakland. Oh, I. There's this new cleanse. All this stuff that you see.
Reservation for an hour and a half. Oh, it's only an hour and a half to get in this restaurant. Okay, no problem. And how about when she holds up? Okay, so this is what we're talking about. It's on YouTube right now. They have. It's called Shit People say. And they have one for San Francisco, one for New York, and one for la. And the San Francisco one is posted on my Facebook. Sex with Emily. No, it's on my personal page. I'll put it on my Sex with Emily page. If you don't like me already, go like me now.
So many San Franciscans are pissed off. That just shows that people in the.
Pissed off about the video.
Yeah. They're saying, oh, it wasn't represented. Right. Oh, it's not that funny. Blah, blah.
It was so funny. They're like, I'm only going to eat half. And they hold up the hugest burrito you've ever seen. Because San Francisco is like amazing Mexican food. And these large burritos, the little things that only we find are funny.
I definitely thought it was geared really to the area that you live in. Noe Valley.
Right.
I definitely believe it was.
No, it was more Mission. Mission District hipsters. It was more hipsters.
No, no, no, dude.
Those were hipsters in the video. And then the parking ticket. Meanwhile, I got two parking tickets this weekend. P.S.
Oh, no. Are you serious?
I am. I am on such a bad.
I am on a really bad, bad schedule here when it comes to the law, I realize. And I don't think I've shared all this on the show. This has nothing to do with my sex life.
Oh, I forgot.
No, listen, I got an $85 ticket. I got a $65 ticket. I was in an hour zone. I went to Dolores park, which is this really fun park. It's a hipster ville. When it is warm in San Francisco, which it was this weekend, it was like 60 degrees. And it was 60 degrees. What are you doing? Letting it out.
Stopping drinking water. Yeah, I'm writing out.
It was like 60 degrees, 60 something. We were all in the park. We were drinking. It was Saturday during the day, and it was so beautiful. And.
Wait, what was my point? What was I saying?
That you were getting all these tickets.
Okay, so then I was parked in this one hour zone, but I didn't realize it was a Saturday. It applied on Saturday, so I got a $65 ticket. Then I. Last night. Oh, I went to Pier 23. I had such a San Francisco weekend. You know Pier 23? Yeah, it's that bar, right, on Embarcadero. My friend has a band and he was playing in a band, so I went there and we were listening to music. Apparently meters go to 11. So then I got another ticket, a $75 ticket. But here's the worst thing that happened to me. So in the last two weeks, I've gotten pulled over by two cops. I'm gonna be honest now. I haven't told you all this. I was driving down Market street and I went left on Market.
Can't do it.
You're not allowed to go left on Market. It's like illegal. It's like, don't make a left, don't make a left. Don't make a left. But I. There was another car that did it and I did it. And there was a cop behind me and I got pulled over. So I got a ticket for that. Then I drove on the shoulder of the road. What, going to work the shoulder? Well, I was getting on the highway and there was a cop and he thought that I was gonna hit him. And he pulled me over and said that you almost killed me. Almost killed me. And what would my wife do? And this is worse than running red light. And then I was jaywalking and I didn't get a ticket. Are you concerned? I'm concerned.
You got a jaywalk?
No. The cop yelled at me for jaywalking, but I didn't get a ticket. So I realized that in one day, one of those incidents, two of those things happened. And I thought maybe something's wrong with me.
Four tickets? That's crazy.
I know. I'm just telling you. I just feel like I need to be a better, more focused driver.
You need to get the. There's an app, ticket stopper. You need to get that app. It'll explains. It uses GPS and it explains like all the parking situation.
Okay. Because it was confusing.
Yeah, yeah. Some of the. It's really confusing.
It said 7 to 7 and then it said 7 to 11 and I filled it till 7, whatever. But that was fun. Going to. So anyway, I did a lot this weekend, which is unusual because lately I've been just working, blah, blah, blah. I was like, you know, eff it. I'm going to Pier 23. It's on the water. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful night. I never do things like that.
Yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, it was fun. What about you?
I did a lot of errands.
Fun. Like Bed bath and beyond.
Bed Bath and beyond type stuff. Just going to Tarjay and all that kind of stuff.
Love Target.
I watched what's your number? I think we should watch it together. At the party? Yeah. At the party is hilarious.
Oh, the party's tomorrow night. Okay.
It's all about your sex number starring Anna Faris. It's pretty funny.
It's all about how many people you've slept with, which is a topic that you should never ever talk about with anyone.
And she declares that she doesn't want to go over this certain number. And she says, I don't want to go over this certain number and having sex with people. So I need to go look at my exes. There's something that I must have missed.
Oh.
So I want to try to see if I can work it out with one of the exes. And it was all about that. It was free. It was pretty movies. Yeah, it's. Yeah.
You saw it.
It's on demand. And you have cable now, so we can watch it. It's hilarious.
Well, I would love that.
You love it. Oh, my God, it talks about so much.
When did it come out?
I think it came out a couple months ago.
Okay, let's do that. Because we are having a sex with Emily reunion party special tomorrow night.
Party special.
Well, it's all the interns that have been with me from the beginning. Not all of them, but for like the last year, which is a lot. And I love all my interns. They're frigging amazing. And they're coming over and I'm getting Thai food from really good Thai place. I hope you like Thai food. Lots of alcohol. I'm making jello shots.
Oh, no.
Because jello shots are fun and I love them. And I found the Cups. You never just see jello shot cups. And I was like, this is a sign. I'm making jello shots and lots of alcohol. And I figured it's this reunion, we could do fun. Make some fun videos of the night at my house. You're coming?
Yeah, I'm coming.
And I'm sorry that it's on school night. Yeah.
So I don't really know if I'm gonna get hammered, so I can't.
Everyone can crash in my house. I told them.
Yeah, that's really fun.
Yeah, that's gonna be really fun.
And then I nerded out for anybody that's iPhone fan out there, because I know a lot of people are iPhone fans.
Yeah.
I found this website where you can buy replacement parts for your iPhone. And I can change the color of my iPhone to be like, bright green.
Oh, cool.
So I can have like an exclusive iPhone.
Oh, that's cool.
There's this website, it was like if you Google colored laptop, like, my dream is, you know, to have a MacBook Pro. But there's this special website where, like, celebrities get their laptops colorized so you can have like a blue one.
Right?
Like, that's so cool.
And you can't just. You think that you could just do that?
No, no. It's like you get the metal dyed a certain.
Let's just get you a laptop that works and then we can talk about coloring it.
Yeah, so I. Yeah, I'm all like, nerding out over the weekend.
That's awesome. And then what else did you watch? Because we both watched Da da da Kardashians. I.
All of a sudden, I didn't watch the final. It was this weekend. How was it?
It was good because as you know, I'm slowly, slowly moving into television watching. So I've had the TV now for like seven to eight months. And I've took me a while, but now I'm like, okay, I'm turning the TV when I get home and I have things in. My DVR is full already. Right? Yeah, it's crazy. So I watched a little bit of the Kardashian thing and you see the demise of their relationship. He's young. This is my whole take on their marriage. He's an idiot. He's a young kid who, like, doesn't even know what hit him. Grows up from the Midwest, like, just moved, got this big contract, whatever. Like, doesn't have a lot, hasn't been out. But like a midwestern guy, like, where I grew up in Michigan, small town guy. And he's like a dude who, like, kind of like, there's certain, like, don't tell me what to do. Or, like, you know, like, he needs to get back.
This was the one part, though, that I like about him is he's innocent.
He's, like, kind of just not that smart, not that mature. He has. Not that he hasn't been out in the world yet.
And Kim is so used to guys kissing her ass. And this guy just doesn't listen to him.
He doesn't know how. He doesn't get it. Like, it's not even. Like, he probably would, like, if he had known that that's what she needed. He's so young.
He doesn't bow down to her at all.
No, but he doesn't even know how and doesn't know that's important. Doesn't know that sometimes you do need to bow down to a woman and that women like to feel cherished. It's okay. Like, he just doesn't get it. He's young, she's more sophisticated. And you could see that she just. All of a sudden, the demise was over her, like, inability to have a conversation with him. She was like, I have nothing to say to this guy. Like, she'd be like, so, how was your day? Like, she literally. They weren't connecting on an intellectual level, which is such a. If any of you have ever been on that date when you're just sitting there and you have nothing to say to each other and you're like, this is just a bad person. I don't want to ever want to go out with them again. Like, that was their relationship. They had nothing to talk about. And I think she was like, he's not what I thought. And she's like. And she's full on. Am I telling too much if people haven't seen yet? No. And she's full on telling, like, the demise of the relationship. She could feel it happening. And she was like, I don't know how I feel about him. I rushed into it. She totally admitted it. She's like, I shouldn't have. I got caught up in the wedding. I got caught up in the wedding and the planning and the fairytale. She said, but I don't think I really know this guy. And so she really, like, broke down. She broke down, literally broke down on camera and was hat. And you could, like, you saw it just break down over that whole episode. And then they left New York, and she's like, I never want to come back here.
Oh, really?
Yeah. So anyway, that's why they think she realized, like, she's kind of married a tool.
That he's a tool?
No, that he's just young.
Yeah. He has.
He's not mature, and she married somebody who's not emotion. He might be. Whatever, but he's not emotionally mature. And I'm not saying that Kim is, like, at the pinnacle of her emotional maturity, but they're not. He's a kid.
Yeah.
And, yeah, he got blinded by the light, and then he realized it kind of sucked.
And she hangs out with high society, and his whole goal is, after he's done, he wants to move back to Minnesota.
Yeah, she's not going to Minnesota. But the alarming thing and the disturbing thing about the show was that there was so much reference to.
Like, she didn't know that he wanted to move to Minnesota.
Like, they didn't want to kid.
They didn't type on one thing.
Mm.
My alarm's going off.
Oh, God.
Why would that be happening? So they didn't tell me anything before you. Okay, let's learn a lesson from Kim Kardashian. Before you get married. Have some conversations, simple conversations. Where are we gonna live when we want children? It's dumb.
I think she was also just so busy that she never even had time to have these conversations with me. I know, because she would be off in, you know, Dubai and all this stuff. There was a lot of time apart, even between when they were getting ready to get Marri, you know?
Yeah.
But you saw the signs so quickly.
So quickly.
Like, if you watch all the other episodes.
I saw, like, the first one, so I caught up on that. I watched the Real Housewives of Atlanta. They went to Africa.
Yeah.
Oh, my God. This is. I haven't done any of my sex videos.
I love all them.
Yeah.
I love all the shows.
Well, I started to watch it because Candy. Because we have her on the show, so you have to watch Mob Wives.
You think the Real Housewives are crazy mob wibe, and they're real.
It's reality.
Oh, yeah. It's. It's super real. They actually after it already. They've already taped it into. It's in the middle of airing, and the main chick is on tmz. Her husband ratted out, like, half her family to the DA and now they're all in prison right now.
Oh, my God. Yeah. That's crazy. I have to watch it. Okay, wait. We. We've been talking for a while now.
Yeah.
But I haven't got into anything that I. Well.
Oh, real quick, though. Sorry. Have you seen any of the photos online, who they're saying is Khloe Kardashian's real dad.
No.
He looks just like her. It's ridiculous. It's Kris Jenner's old hairdresser. His name is.
He wasn't gay.
He wasn't a gay. You would think that. And his name is Alex and her middle name is Alexandra and they look identical.
Oh, my God. And it's a known thing that she had a fling with her hairdresser. Was.
She admitted having a fling with some other guy, but you know, the times didn't match up because she had a fling with the sky, like way after she was born.
Okay.
So they're saying this is the real dad.
Wow.
And he was in that whole. There was this video that Kim posted that her mom made when she turned 30 about. She made a music video to play at her party, her birthday party.
Okay.
And she had like all these people in it and this guy's in the video and.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
These sounds like conspiracy theorists who have no other time but to scavenge around the Internet to find.
Wait till I show you this picture. Go ahead and talk about your other thing. But then I'm gonna.
Okay, this. I wanna say this tomorrow or. When's the 1st of February? Wednesday. We are launching our. There's 30 days in January. 31 days in January.
Are you low energy today? Your tone is a little low. Are you okay?
And my throat. I'm sick. I'm a little sick.
Okay.
My energy's lower. My tone's low.
Your energy.
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Okay, are you ready? I'm trying to.
Take. Get this photo ready for you. Okay, ready. So any. I know we're doing audio and you might not be able to see this on the camera, so get on the Google and type in Khloe Kardashian's real father. And you know this guy Alex, who's a hairdresser from Los Angeles, who was friends with Kris Jenner at the time of her birth as apparently the real father. So here. Ready?
Ready. Look.
They'Re saying that's the real dad.
I don't see any resemblance.
You don't see any resemblance?
No resemblance?
What are you talking about?
Not even. Not even. Not even an iota resemblance. What? Nothing.
Are you on the Kardashian payroll or something?
Look.
Not at all.
They don't look like. Are you serious?
I'm serious. I don't know Khloe Kardashian that well. Even.
You might watch her more. So you see it more in him? I'm just looking for the first time and I don't see it. I think it's conspiracy theorists. What's she saying about it?
Well, she's not saying anything because apparently it's gonna be part of the plotline of one of her upcoming shows because she's coming back with her husband, Chloe Lamar. See, the Kardashian train never stops. Once one show ends, the other one starts, right?
That's amazing.
So this show just ended with Kim and Kourtney, and now her show's gonna start with Kim.
Wow, that's cool. It'll be great, right?
Yeah.
You're gonna watch them all, aren't you?
Oh, hell yeah. I'm gonna keep them millionaires. Come on now.
Oh, my God. It's crazy how much money they make. Like they are everywhere.
So, like world, they made 65 million last year, but Kim alone herself made 30 million.
Seriously?
Yeah. Like even the little. The, the girls that are like 14 and 17, like they are. They already made like way more money than you and I have made in our lifetimes.
That is so unfair. What do we do? What are we doing wrong? We're making content every day. That's very entertaining.
We do just. No one has recognized us except for our hardcore listeners that we think especially for today.
Because if I am a little low energy, I'm sorry, but I don't feel low energy. I feel so energetic and happy right now.
Okay, good.
We should get in some emails. Sorry about my throat. And the topic is casual sex that we're going to get to in a little bit.
I was trying to see what kind of case you had.
Is it a good one?
Yeah, in case is good.
Okay.
We're all obsessed with our iPhones now.
Because everybody, it's in Scipio case, ladies and gentlemen, you're not helping my add. What? Go ahead.
What? You finally got an iPhone so now you're all iPhone crazy.
I have an iPhone. I'm obsessed with my iPhone. I'm the last person on the planet to get an iPhone out of everybody. I know I had a friggin Droid and I'm sorry. If they ever want to be an advertiser, I'll say that I love you, but really, I'm so over Droid. Like I can't believe I didn't have an iPhone. Like I'm so Mac. I'm such a Mac girl. Like I've had a Mac forever for 15 years. I can't even like touch a PC. Why didn't I have an iPhone? I was carrying around my ipod.
Because you're sorry.
What a loser am I. That's why now it's my ipod. Like I'm a loser. I'm the only person who's using their ipod.
There's so many people that are just like you because there it wasn't available.
I know. I'm just kidding. Just living in San Francisco. Like everyone's got an iPhone. Mine's white though. It's really pretty. And I'm obsessed with like downloading apps and organizing myself through all these apps. I love it.
I bet you haven't even downloaded your own.
I haven't yet. I need to. So if you haven't downloaded, I'm afraid of it because I made it. I love it. It's called Kegel Camp. It's doing really well. People friggin love Kaggle Camp. Oh, and we're updating it in two weeks so bad. We're updating it. I'm just. You know what, because it's me talking. I should download it. I mean I've seen it of course, but I don't want to. Anyway, it helps you with your. And we're going to talk about these in a minute because this actually is in the next email. It's about Kegels. No, it's not about Kegels. Okay, I'm going to read your emails that you sent to Feedback at sex with emily.com. love hearing from everybody. Why are you laughing at.
I don't know. You're just so ridiculous sometimes.
Dear Emily, Sex question. When I'm struggling with my stamina, what do you think is the best to do? Start and stop every 20 seconds, which is normally what I do and which I know can be frustrating for the girl or not. Stop calm, even if it's embarrassing fast and then hopefully be able to get hard and try again in a bit. Have always wondered this. Thanks. There actually is no name. I assume it's a dude. He's talking about his penis. Okay, here's the deal.
Neither one of those situations are good.
Right? Did you hear his situations that he should he stop and start every twice a day? It's okay. I think that you need to stop and start. I don't know how to make this.
Turn off your alarm, go to your. Oh my God, people. Go to your settings, go to your phone here, go to your.
Just need to do it. Okay, so here's the thing about this. You need to. You could either masturbate beforehand, which helps pre gaming as Menace calls it.
Know when you're going to get off. So know when your point of no return is if you usually ejaculate while penetrating her in doggy style for position, for example, you would save that position for later. Kegel exercises help men stay stronger, longer. I don't know why there was an alarm on. I'm sorry. Kegel exercises are so funny because even a friend of mine this weekend who knew about Kegel camp as a guide and he's like, oh, that's cool for women. I'm like, no. I mean it's funny because I get more emails from men how it has helped maintain erections and stay harder, longer. I literally think that Kegel exercises, like I think I've started a trend. I mean they've always been around but I think they hugely, hugely solve problems that women have with sex and men Kegels.
So it's not a gimmick. You can ask anybody, doctors, everything.
Yeah, it's like doctors prescribe it to you. So that's what I would say. So what I'm saying is there is no win win to this lose, lose situation of you stopping and starting every 20 seconds, which is annoying. Or if you come really, really fast, that can be annoying after a while too. So let's just try to solve the problem here and do one of. Don't have sex the same way you masturbate. Because quick thrusts don't help the situation for her. So just, just, just. We need to work on your Kydols and you need to practice the stop start method by yourself when you're masturbating before you feel like before you're about to have an orgasm, you stop yourself. You start again. We talk about this all the time, but start with your kitles.
What's funny is.
Yes. What is funny?
Everything goes back to the Kardashians. There was an episode.
Oh, my God, you guys.
There was an episode. No, no, but there's an episode with the. With the mother, Chris. And she went to the doctor and because she's had so many kids.
Right.
That the doctor asked, are you doing Kegels and blah, blah. So you know that was on the Kardashians. Yeah. So it is important.
I should get every doctor to prescribe my app. Yeah, seriously, if you're a doctor. No, I'm serious. Like, it does have health benefits.
And then we can finally afford to go to French laundry, wherever you are.
Honey, I just. Everyone, if everyone listening bought my app right now, I would buy Menace a laptop first.
Oh, okay. Thank you.
I would.
I greatly appreciate that. You need to take and water though, because I just found out that it's actually pizza.
Oh, yeah, it's amazing.
I thought it was some like.
Do you know that I had a reservation and I canceled the other night?
What?
It was just because my friend Tony, who I'm developing the products with, he was in town and we were gonna see each other two nights, but he had to leave early cause his kid was sick. So I canceled. And I know I could have gone with someone, but I didn't know who.
Well, now they probably won't let you make.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm friends with the owner. Well, it's an amazing restaurant in San Francisco called Flower and Water.
I wanna go.
Do you wanna go with me?
I met Steve Jobs in there one time.
I know. Do you wanna go with me?
Yeah, I'm down.
Okay.
I just wanna go. I'll go.
Dude, I'll take you. Okay. Emily, I Love sex with Emily. I was listening to your show one and a half years ago, and it was the show on the top 10 things that turn men and women on. Number one was doing a striptease for your partner. My wife Nancy had been diagnosed with cancer and was losing some energy, and so we hadn't had sex in three or four months. I told her about the number one turn on, and she rolled hers. Her. Rolled her eyes. So I said, okay, just watch, and did a very average strip tease for her. She wanted to kiss, so we did that and then snuggled and made beautiful love together and both climaxed. She told me that she hadn't even meant to do it, but got so turned on by me stripping just for her. She passed away in March, and that was the last time we had sex together.
Aww.
Please accept my thanks for that time with Nancy, for your show, and for the great work and service you provide. Cheers. Wes from Parkdale, Oregon. He's a premium friends with benefits member.
Thank you so much.
That makes me so sad and happy at the same time. Bittersweet. I'm so sorry, Wes, about your wife, but I'm so glad that you have a really fantastic memory, a fun, loving memory of the last time you guys had sex together.
Does that make you want to cry?
Yeah, I kind of want to cry. And I just watched the movie, and.
I don't ever cry.
I just watched the movie 5050 also over the weekend, and it was about cancer. It's crazy.
So that's so intense. So from listening to the show, like, which we were giving tips about, striptease is the number one thing, top 10 things that turn on men and women, and he just did one of them. That's amazing that I really. I need to, like. I want to stop the show right now and, like, have a moment of.
Moment of mourning for Nancy.
All right, let's do it.
Five seconds.
Just five seconds? Nah.
How long?
I don't know. I thought you wanted to end the show.
You want to end the show?
Yeah. You can't go on after that.
How long is it? How long have we been going?
We're 35 minutes.
Okay. We should end the show.
Yeah.
So we're not even gonna get to the topic?
No, we're bringing up the topic the other day, but want to say thank you to him, though.
Thank you so much, Wes, in park.org, i appreciate the email. That's a great email.
All right.
Okay, thanks. What? Are we leaving the show? Yeah.
Well, we'll pick it up tomorrow. Yeah.
No, yeah.
Okay. Yeah, Good. Noah, is it awkward or do you want to keep on going? You're the boss.
No, I can end it, but. Okay, great. Yeah. No, because you know why?
Why? You need to figure out how to turn off your alarm.
No, no, no, I got that. Okay. No, that's cool. We can end it. Hope you enjoyed the show. Today's show was fun and different.
It was.
It was a lot of TV talk, which. Jesus.
Which you're new to.
I'm new to. Okay, everyone, thanks so much, but I.
Want to thank all the listeners. I'm sorry.
That's okay. I love list.
I love all the listeners. Thank you for listening all the time. We have a great show coming up with candy that you have to stick around.
Yeah, stick around this week. We've got. We've got a lot of great shows this week and especially Valentine's Day, so. And also go to sexemily.com or emilymorse.com same thing, M O R S E where you can see the details of our Valentine's Day contest. Because really, a lot of people are going to win stuff. Like, it's not just, like three people. I think it's like a lot more than that because we've got so much. I have to get rid of all the toys that have come into my office because it's all over the place.
You need the room, so.
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