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Yeah, you get main priority.

You get priority. It's like a free sex therapist in a way.

And it's 15 cents a day.

15 cents a day for 15 cents a day. All your sex issues. And I know you have them because you email me about them and you call me about. Oh, you can call us right now.

That's the new thing.

That's a new thing. You can call us right now and I'll tell you what our number is. Do we have it up there? Okay, I got it yesterday.

It's on sexwithemily.com, the main part of the list.

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Did you guys figure out if it was international or not?

It's on the list. Can we figure out if it's international or not?

I think it is because I was playing that part yesterday when I was.

Asking and I said the same thing like, I'll figure it out. I can't remember things that you tell me during the show to do after the show. So you gotta, like, email me later.

My assistant was laughing because she could tell I sounded annoyed that you didn't.

Know that I didn't know what international.

If it was international or not.

I didn't know. Well, you do get annoyed. Yeah, Menace's assistant is here and we.

Were just trashing Menace, ripping on me for like.

Well, you're such. You're so ripe for it, Menace. Because I just think that you have the issue. I think you have like deep seated issues with women. And I think, yeah, no, I do.

See the issues with things that are real.

It's this way that you talk about women, like they all going to steal my wallet or I'm afraid they're going to like, tie me up and leave me and they just want Gucci purses. No, but you're joking. But you always have the same. It's the same. You're sarcastic, but you're not.

The women are like that. That's all I'm saying.

95% of the women are going to steal your wallet.

There's a good 5% out there that you guys can date. You just got to find them.

Yeah, right. So we feel the same way about men. Not that they're going to steal our wallets, though. Or that. No, I don't think you can say 95% of women are like that. But see, this is so. That's so. That's so great that you just said that, because now we really know how you feel. Like it's true that you believe it. Oh, God.

Can we put Vanessa on for a second?

Sure.

But that's a.

Come here.

Do I.

Do I. Basswell is very impatient.

What?

You have no tolerance for certain stuff. And you say. I like saying things only once, and once I have to repeat myself. You're kind of done.

Done.

You're dead to me.

You're dead to me. Exactly. You're dead to me.

Am I really that mean to you, Vanessa?

No, not to me.

But, like, I just observe this behavior and this tolerance for callers. If they don't know your.

Your.

Your formula to a good phone call. On to the next.

Next.

Thank you for calling. Goodbye.

Or he gets annoyed. Yeah.

And if he does it, you know, describes a task and someone comes back and does it wrong, he'll say, okay, I'm gonna tell you this, please, you know, make sure I don't have to repeat myself. And if you mess up again, I'm probably going to rip you a new one.

You say that to people? I'm rip new acts. No, that is how he asks. He's pissed off our guests. Whatever. We had a guest show up with a dog here, and they're not supposed to have dogs. And he was like, sorry, they can't be on the show. I'm like, they're our guests.

They're being on the show.

He's like, tell her to leave.

First off, I think that telling her to leave.

Dog. Didn't know.

First off, my entire radio career, I've never had somebody show up with a dog. Okay. That just kind of threw me off. And then dogs aren't supposed to be here. And then so she said, well, I can't be here if the dog can't be here.

And then it's like, see ya.

And then I go, all right, see you later.

Right, I know. But anyway, back to your deep seated issues around women.

I don't have deep seated issues. I do.

I think that you have unresolved issues. Okay, so my mom always says, and I know this is true in a lot of, like, literature, that look how a man treats his mother, and that's how he's gonna treat you. And I think you have ambivalent feelings towards your mother. Is that.

I never treated any of my girlfriends like crap or anything, but how do.

You treat your mom? When's the time you talk to her that way? Yeah, exactly. Why not?

Why not? Because she's always giving me crap about something every time I call.

Exactly. Women are nags. That's how you think women are. Women are annoying. They're nagging. You just want them to shut the f up. That's how you feel.

No.

Yeah, it's true. That's exactly my mother. It's a mirror menace. Yes.

No.

Anyway, it's okay. You'll work it through. You're young. I mean, just because eventually you'll be in a healthy relationship.

Just because we have issues.

It's true. For the women listening or the guys listening, it is how you are. It is your primary relationship with a female. And I think that until you work out the issues with your mom, you're still gonna have issues with me. Why?

Every single girlfriend I ever had always wanted to get back with me. Because I'm an asshole.

Yeah. I don't know. No, because you are. Because you're never available. So it's those with their own issues. There's nothing to do with you. It's the fact that you're the dude that's not available and women want to be with a guy. That's unavail.

No way. Yeah.

You're not available, you're busy, you're working.

No, I treat. I treat the women that I am with. With respect, that they should be treated with.

Right.

That's it. But I'm just saying, I don't take any shit. That's the problem. See, that's where you go, well, if a girl cheats on you, you know, then you maybe will work it out and see what they are. I'm like, no, I'm not gonna take that.

Yeah, I understand that. That's a hypothetical. I understand that if a woman cheats on you, she's out the door. Or if she writes you an email with a spelling error, she's fired. Definitely not for me. I'm the worst. I know, I know. I'm kidding. But.

But I'm saying if. If I treat a woman very well, I expected to be treated the same way. And if she's gonna start giving me some crap, I'm not gonna Take that. I'm sorry.

Don't take that crap.

I don't take that.

Don't take that crap from women. You shouldn't. How's your love life? How's it going?

It's all right, I guess.

Yeah. Do you date?

I have a lot of people.

Yeah.

You have a lot of people.

Yeah. But why are you not. You're not. See, this is why I feel like there's something you're not sure. Like you have a lot of women that are coming after you right now.

I just don't care. I don't care.

You' so much.

It's just so much issues with really, you know.

No, I don't know.

It. There's. Because they're pain in the effing ass, man. And I got shit to do.

Oh, okay. Okay. That's how you feel about women?

Yeah.

95% pain in the ass. They are interesting. Okay, let's talk about today's show. Now that we've analyzed menace. Although that could be the whole show.

Oh, my God. Let's. Let's turn around and analyze you.

Go ahead.

No, because I do it all.

I know. You analyze me all the time. What? That I really want to be in a polyamorous relationship and there's nothing wrong with that, right? Okay.

There's nothing wrong with that.

Not necessarily true, but you can say that. Topics on today's show. We're reading your emails that you sent to feedbackexwithemily.com and I have to find.

Oh, my God.

I'm not rolling my eyes, by the way.

No, roll your eyes at me because I don't know where the hell I put them.

It's cool.

I know, but I don't know.

How was your day yesterday?

My day was awesome yesterday. What did you do? I.

I ran with my dog. Like, I finally, like, took my dog for a run and it was really good. And we did stuff like that.

So you just ran around the. You just ran around town. Did you meet any guys with dogs?

Oh, my God, I met. Yes. I've met a ton of guys because of my dog. It's awesome.

Are they stopping you to check out your dog for an excuse to talk to you?

Like, there's a really hot guy today that I was like. And I ran this morning too, and I was running and he, like, gave me this look. And then he checked out my dog, like, to see if I had a wimpy dog or a cool dog. And I think I have a cool dog. You liked my dog?

Yeah. Your dog is very Cute.

Yeah. And so he was like, oh, cool. Cute girl. Cute, cute dog. Like, he. And we had this little moment, and he was like, I like your dog. I'm like, thanks.

For some reason, I think a girl with a dog would be in a relationship. I don't know why I get that kind of feeling.

A girl with a dog would be in a relationship.

Yeah. That she would currently have a boyfriend.

Oh.

Oh. Because she's thinking of nesting, and she's thinking. It's true that a lot of couples start out getting a dog before they get married.

Because you don't find too many singles that have animals. I don't think so. Everything. Every person I can think of, most.

Of them with cats. Single woman with cats.

Single woman with cats.

There's a lot of those. That's why I didn't get a cat. Don't want to be that girl. Don't want to be that girl with cat.

Catwoman.

Don't want to be crazy Catwoman.

Like my Vanessa.

Vanessa, you crazy Catwoman. But she's so. She's so cute.

She has a ton of cats. But her boyfriend hates a cat right now. He loves it.

Okay, well, speaking of which, let me tell you, this is what just happened on the way over here, so I have to just kind of get it off my chest.

Okay.

I was walking over.

You seemed kind of irritated when you walked in. Not because of me.

Not of you yet, but no other things.

You're slamming stuff and making her upset. Yeah. Oh, I could tell when you're not in a good mood or bad mood.

Oh, I'm so perceptive of you.

Yeah.

Aw, you're sweet. No, I'm not.

But when you're in a bad mood, I like to egg you on because it makes a better show.

I know.

Go ahead.

No, I'm not in a bad mood, but my friend just called me. She texted me, and she said, I'll call him. Michael, her boyfriend. She said, michael just broke up with me. I'm devastated. So, of course, as a chick, I have to call her. Yeah. Walking. I'm like, okay. What? She. It's my friend in LA.

Right now. We could call her. She would totally talk, but it's sort of this whole, like, convoluted, obscure story. But basically what he did. They've been together for months. They were in a serious relationship, and. And he called her, and he's like. He's like a business guy, and he, like, runs this big company, and he was like. She said they had an amazing weekend together last weekend, and Everything was fine. And he called her and said in his, in his like boardroom voice, like he was like running a meeting. He's like, well, yeah, the last 48 hours I've done some serious thinking about our relationship, but just not working for me. So I think we're just going to end this and not be together anymore. Thanks. Got to go. Bye. It was like on the phone and he's like, done and done after four months. Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah. I don't think the phone break up, but he like, want. He's like, I wanted. Okay. She has a baby, a year old baby, but he's got three older kids or two kids. And she has two dogs that are kind of yappy. And the yappy dogs were upsetting his children. So he's like, I think you should put your dogs in a kennel for the weekend. And she's like, I'm not putting my dogs in a kennel. She's got two. So there was like dogs and kids and issues and whatever. But still, just to be like, I've thought about it, like, you know, those men can just turn on that. I don't think, I don't think that you get like this. You're not that kind of dude. But there are those dudes who can just kind of like, I am emotionally attached right now from the entire situation, and I'm just going to tell you what I think. And this relationship. So she's devastated. So I'm gonna see her in LA this weekend because she lives in la.

Yeah.

That's. That's harsh. But, but, but in a way.

Like, look, because. Well, how old, how old are his kids?

Maybe like they're three and six and her kids, like one.

Yeah, it's. Then that doesn't make sense. I was gonna say it's like if they're really older. He's like, I already been through all this stuff I don't want to go through.

No, right. I thought all that too. But it was more like he wanted her to be able to be like, available when. And she's like, I got a kid, I got to stay home. Yeah. So I mean, there's a lot of when you have a kid, it's not easy to date.

Yeah.

And I think it's fine if he realized that they're not right together after four months. Like, better four months than eight months. Like, why waste another few months, you know? But it's just harsh. Like, breakups just hurt. Yeah. Not that I know.

Got dumped.

Got dumped. She's like, got dumped. Yeah.

Sucks.

It sucks getting dumped. I think. I don't know. I need to get dumped. I need to get dumped. I think it'd be good for me. I've said that, but I never get there. I'm never with a mom.

So let me guess. She's putting it up on her Facebook status that she's single and she's ready to mingle and she's gonna go party with you this weekend.

Yeah, she's like, we're going out Saturday night. We are. I get to la, I'm leaving Saturday morning, if you want to come with the dog in my car.

Saturday morning Now?

Yeah. Because I got invited to this. Really? Co.

You're gonna laugh. No, not an orgy, but I am going to an orgy. But that's a separate thing. This is it. My friends having a dinner at his restaurant. This, like, wine tasting thing. And there's, like, wines from all over the world, like the best wines that have won all these awards. And we're gonna drink wine. Barf. So I'm staying Friday night, but I don't want to drive late at night anyway to la. So I'm gonna have lots of meetings.

And so you're going Saturday and what time. When are you coming back though?

Tuesday. Oh, yeah. You can't be gone because I'm gonna be on Play By Radio and I'm gonna be on the Heidi and Frank show on Monday.

Yeah, they're fellow Knox people.

Exactly.

Run this show.

Right, Exactly. The show. The show. I know it will be good. What are you gonna do? What are you doing? What happened to you in the last 24 hours?

Last 24 hours? No, Wednesdays are my busiest day's.

Your busiest day of the week?

I do four radio shows in one day.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, so this is. I'm on.

So why didn't you seem stressed when you walked in? Because when I walked in.

Just life, man. Just enjoy.

It's cool, man. Just chill, man.

We could be doing so many other things right now. You know, we walk by, all the people are doing construction and I know such hot, like, guys. Yeah, it's hot outside, man.

Sometimes.

Yeah, they're in freaking factories and they're working and, you know, I got to give it up to them. And if. If I'm miserable about what I'm doing, then I'm an asshole.

Right, Exactly. No, you're right. We get to, like, talk to people and right now we're talking about sex. It's pretty awesome. Okay, so today's show, let me tell you some of the topics, I did find my notes there. Menace. Which would make you very upset if they were. I wasn't in the right place. I have to move them.

Okay.

Some of the topics include strap ons, performance anxiety, body image, and comparing your current partner to your ex. Those are some topics in the emails. And our sex topic today is breasts. They're not just for your viewing pleasure. Today we'll be talking about to actually touch them. No, we're going to talk about touching them today. And you know women. The second most common way for a woman to have an orgasm is through her breasts.

Really?

But you didn't know that.

I did.

No, you didn't.

No, I had.

Have you been with a woman who had orgasms through her breasts? I think those women are awesome.

Yes.

I want to know those women.

I want to call one that I dated.

Oh, I did. I tried to call my friend to be on the show who always has orgasms through her breast, but I know she has a really busy day, so she couldn't be on the show. We could just try and see if she answered. Not right now. When we get to that part. People are going to have to wait for that.

So tell me about the orgasm through your breasts. I would really like to.

I'm like, could you just. Yeah. She's a really private person too, so I don't know if she can do it. But all I know is that like, oftentimes she. A guy just touched her breast. I mean, not like instant, but for a while.

Oh, I was a really interesting question. And maybe people can answer this. If this happened to them. If that happens to them. Email us feedbacksexwithelmy.com and if they had breast implants afterwards and they can still do it, because the girl that I dated, she didn't have breast implants at the time. And then that happens to her. She would totally.

I can't believe that a woman. Right?

And then she.

Can we call her.

She had breast implants. No, she has like some super overprotective boyfriend now. And now she's not even.

He wouldn't want her talking to her ex orgasm nipples her like she orgasmic.

Nipples changed her number. And like, really?

Why did you stalk her? Yeah, you had a bunch of girls with fake boobs that you dated.

We have a.

We have a call coming in that's amazing.

You want to take it?

Yeah, let's take it.

How about that? All right, let's. Let's try it out, see how it goes.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Can you hear us?

Can you hear us? Hi. You're on Sex with Emily.

Yes. Hi, this is William. How are you?

Hi. Good.

How are you?

Listen through your phone, not through the computer.

Okay?

I'm sorry.

Listen through your phone, not your computer.

Okay? I'm not at my computer at the moment.

Okay, cool. How are you?

I'm doing okay. How are you?

Good. So how can we. What's going on? You have a question?

Well, I guess this was about the email I sent last week.

Okay.

I guess I was unsure of what to do.

Okay, let's talk about it.

What was your email?

What was your email?

I'm sorry, what was your email about?

This was, I guess, basically just like starting out.

Are you the virgin?

Yes.

Right. It's the virgin William. Awesome William. Right? It's okay. I know it's hard to say. When I was. When you were saying that, I'm like, he's not going to want to admit it. He said starting out, so he's a virgin. So William doesn't know. Okay, so let's recap. William. So you are a super smart guy. Like, you graduated from school early. Like, you're really like ahead of your game. Right. In many ways. Right. Except for sexually. You've never, have you ever fooled around with a woman before?

Maybe like twice, I guess.

Okay, and how was that?

It's okay, you know, but that was like, you know, back in high school.

Right, Right. And now you're. How old are you?

19.

You're 19, but you just graduated from college, right?

I will be in May of this upcoming, after this academic year finishes. I will be graduating in May.

Right.

Sweet. So how's your daily routine? Like, like how many women do you come across in a day?

Well, basically I wake up about six in the morning, leave to.

Go to work and I come home maybe about 5:30.

And that's about it. I have a other appointment that I have to attend to.

Throughout the day. You're asking me to quantify how many I come across?

Yeah. Like, do you talk to women? Like, basically what we're trying to say is that you need to like. I know that your question was, and if I can, if I remember this correctly, is like, should you just go out and find any girl and sleep with her? And I just, I wouldn't advise that. I would say just get more comfortable around women. Like, do you think that you have like an inherent discomfort around women? Are you more comfortable? Do women friends. Female friends? How are you just around the whole female population?

I think I'm okay with more with the Friends and I guess with the.

More than that.

Right. So I think you just have to get your confidence up and just be more comfortable talking to women and approaching women and then just like asking them out. It just has to be. It's like a muscle that you've not exercised and you have to start exercising it and you have to just start even, you know, just talking to the woman who gives you coffee in the morning or that cute girl in class that you have never really talked to just to go up to her and say hi. I mean these are the little things. Like I think we don't want to tell you to just go jump in the sack with someone. I think you have to like practice those skills of being comfortable and then it'll happen more naturally.

Right. So how often I know if I'm exercising that muscle the appropriate way.

Also, you can't be going home at 5:30 every day.

Yeah, you should be taking some classes or doing something. Go to the gym.

Not the gym you should go to. You know, you can meet chicks at the grocery store.

You can meet chicks at the grocery store. I've met a dude at the grocery store before. Like I've had guys ask me out in all different places, you know and.

Really?

Yeah. Oh my God. Grocery store. Like getting coffee.

I say it all the time. I met one of my favorite ex girlfriends at the laundromat.

At the laundromat. Do your laundry. You have to start looking at. It's like, you know what they say when you're looking for a job, you should always like tell everyone you know that you're looking for a job. And like no matter whatever opportunity you have, you should, you know. And I feel like it's the same with dating. Like you should let everyone, you know, like, I'm looking to be set up. Or maybe you could date online. How are you? You're probably a good writer. Like you're probably, you know, you could probably do a nice profile and start, start meeting some women that way if it's not working for you, the other way. Have you ever thought about dating online?

Right. That's actually how I first started those two other things when I was in high school earlier.

Okay. So perfect.

You keep those two things. Got started.

So why do you not want to do it again?

I don't know. I got creeped out once and it just.

Right. But now it's changed. It sounds like you did a few years ago. I mean it's like, where do you live?

Where do I live? I live in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania.

Okay, got it. I would say. I would say you should date online again. I think this would be a good thing for you because it sounds like you have a lot going on. You're graduating early. I mean, you know, you're. You've a lot in your life that's happening. So I think if you just, like, commit. I know you. You got creeped out. You had a bad experience. But that doesn't mean that all dating online is going to be like that. So I think first you should just start dating women again, and then we should talk. So we do that. Will you go to your profile, find a good website? There's a bunch of them out there.

Okay. I think that's when it's too soon.

Or not to sleep with them.

I'm sorry, you mean how I know. How will you know when it's too soon to sleep with them or not?

Right.

I think you'll start to get the. The feeling from her. I mean, like, they say that, you know a lot of people. What was our study that came up? Like, people usually sleep together on the third day, third or fourth date.

If she's grabbing on your wiener, dude, you're good to go. I'm just saying that's a.

If she's touched your penis or something or you've touched her breasts, you're probably pretty good. Like to go, but don't, you know, don't force it. I would say after a few dates, let's get the dates first and then we'll talk once you get the dates and we can talk about the situation. Because it won't be the first time. You can call us after the first date and let our second date and let us know what happened, and then we can help you along there.

You need to take this. You need to. Because I think you're looking at this whole. For. This is the last thing I'm gonna say you're looking at. This whole virginity thing is like, oh, my God, it's gonna be. If you've made it into this huge thing that it's like your virginity, but I'm just trying to break it down into smaller parts for you, that you just need to meet more women and you need to get more practice out there. And it's not about just having sex, because that will happen. So it's a little later than some people are. Whatever. I mean, it doesn't matter. It's not. Not even that much later. What is the average, like, 17 or something? That people have sex? Yeah. So you're. You're okay Dude, I don't think there's any problem here. I just think that you need to get more experience and then you'll know what to do.

And wear a rubber, dude. And practice putting it on. Because, you know, even. Even me sometimes, you know, when I'm not paying attention, you put it on backwards.

Right? Yes. Condoms are. Practice with your condoms. That's a great point.

Your first time, you might even. You won't have extra condoms on you.

Didn't you mess up your first time menace that you put a condom?

Yeah, because I had my autistic friend go to the liquor store for me and buy it, and he bought. He bought unlubricated condoms and I didn't check the packaging.

Well, you probably wouldn't even know what that meant then.

Yeah. And I was screwed.

Or not.

So don't buy. I was not screwed. Also, you know, I say this, and I've been bringing up on the show lately, and I know it's the dumbest thing coming from me because I don't like this kind of stuff. If there is, like improv classes in your area, just take one. It will totally build your confidence. I ended up having to take one college, and it totally built my confidence to be in public and talk to people.

Yeah, that's a great idea. I've done that too. I think improv classes are awesome. They totally break down all of your inhibitions around talking to people.

You probably take one for like 30 bucks.

Yeah. All right. Okay. Good luck. We'll keep talking. Keep us in K. Keep us posted. Yeah. Go day in line. Okay, thanks. Bye, William.

Thank you.

He likes saying okay a lot.

Yeah. Okay. So he's a virgin. He doesn't know what to do. And I just think, you know, you can't make it a whole thing. You gotta. You gotta break it down. Break it down. All right. Okay, let's get into somewhat. How we doing here?

We're good.

We're getting to some sex in the news.

What's in the news?

Yeah. Lesbian couple, believe this or not, in San Francisco. When I first heard this, I was like, where did this happen? I can't believe it happened. Happened in San Francisco, of course. Lesbian couple got kicked out of a Gertrude Stein exhibit for holding hands in San Francisco. But sadly, homophobia exists everywhere. So Gertrude Stein is a famous gay writer, actually. And a lesbian couple found out the hard way. So they were kicked out of the San Francisco's Jewish Museum for holding hands while strolling through the Gertrude Stein exhibit. This is according to the San Francisco Chronicle. They were holding hands, and the guard told them they couldn't hold hands in the museum. So I don't know if it's like a homophobic thing or you're not allowed to hold hands in a museum. Like, I've never heard that as being a rule. I can't imagine in San Francisco that the guard.

Is it, like, Jewish thing?

No, I don't think it's Jewish. Because I would know.

Yeah.

Being a Jew.

And is. It's for an exhibit for a gay writer.

A gay writer, Exactly.

Huh.

They said they're not leaving.

Actually, right down the street from us, right across.

It's a beautiful museum. And they said they were not leaving. And they want to talk to someone in the authority right now. And they said the security guard will be reprimanded.

I'm sure that they weren't being super loud and they were holding hands. And then they blamed it on that. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. But I doubt that the Jewish museum in San Francisco and a Gertrude Time exhibit was being homophobic, but it was in the crime, so I thought I'd report it.

People love twisting stuff.

People love twisting all the little things that you say and making it crazy. I know. Okay, so next is the gay Archie character, which I didn't even know exists. You know, Archie comics. There's now a gay Archie comic character, and he's getting married. I used to love Archies when I was little. Did you? I didn't even know they still were around.

Yeah, I don't.

Did you like Archie's? I don't know why I liked Archie's.

I don't want to date you.

But why?

Because Archie's not around my time.

Oh, really? It's around my time. No, it wasn't. Archie's came out in the 1900s. I had my, like, my great grandfather's. It wasn't popular when I was growing up either. It was the old ones that my grandfather. No, I'm really like. Like, no. I swear to God. My. My grandfather gave me, like, his collection that he had, and they were all from, like, 1906 and, like, 1920s and 1930s. The early archies.

That's cool.

So anyway, he's getting married. The gay. The gay. The gay Archie.

Dude. I felt old today.

It's never fame. I don't feel old.

When Vanessa didn't know who John Denver was.

Love John Denver. I love John Denver. That's so sad that you don't know who John Denver is. No, it's okay, but I'm not gonna make fun of you because that would just be like menace and she needs lots of love. Yeah, yeah.

I've at least heard of Archie though, right?

But I don't think Archie's ever been popular, like, except for like he's underground. Yeah, Like Archie's never like kids are really into maybe in the 50s.

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

Yeah. But I got into them for some reason because I got them.

You weren't into them in the first 50s?

No, I wasn't. I wasn't alive. But I got a ton of them given to me and I was obsessed, I don't know why. For like a year. Okay, so he's getting married and he's gay. Okay. Moltzencours is introducing anime, a new beer for women. There's a new beer for women.

It's called anime.

Anime. A N I M E E E. Which is interesting because anime. I'm trying to remember this from psychology in college is something is has to do with.

It's Chinese animation.

No, but anime. But it also means it's about your female side. Young would say Young. Carl Jung would say that your anime. I'm going to say this wrong, but it's like your female side for a man, it's a female. Or it's anyone's female side being present in a certain situation. So like in a dream, your anime side was like your female side. Everyone's got a female side and a male side. Anyway, that's what it means. So there's a female friendly beer called in the UK this fall, helping to swell the ranks of British beer drinking women. There's gonna be so many contrast. Only 25% of Americans women drink beer, but in the UK they all drink beer.

Yeah, I don't think that's true for at least the area that we live in currently.

You think a lot of chicks drink beer?

Oh, so many chicks drink.

I don't know. None of my friends drink beer. They did in the Midwest growing up. Like, we all drink beer, but I don't feel like I think all my friends, obviously, you know what they drink?

Wine.

Wine or vodka or tequila.

Let me guess, a vodka. Vodka soda maybe.

What else is there?

There's so many good drinks out there.

Oh my God.

You promised me a margarita. Didn't get a margarita.

I told you I could do it tonight. But you're busy tonight. I said I would make you a margarita tonight and you're busy. Excuse me for being so busy that you're so busy. I can't I couldn't do it the other night.

Do four radio shows one day on Wednesdays.

Yeah, but I thought you don't have to be there for one of them.

Yeah, but I still gotta put it together though.

Whatevs.

You'll do it. I'm saying, see, you guys always plan all these porn pizza parties and all this stuff on days I can't go.

Cause you can't go any day of the week except for Friday or.

That's the main night that people get together.

No, that's JV night.

JV night.

Yeah. Okay.

What are you doing?

Thursday nights are the best nights to go out.

Well, not in college. That's when college people go out.

Yeah. I don't know. No, the weekends are late Saturday nights.

You.

Anyways, what planet am I on? So no la, but in la I'm gonna go out and have fun. Okay, one more. Birth control is cheaper than babies. Thanks to the Obama administration sponsored government panel's new recommendations. Free contraceptives for women in all health insurance plans they're putting out there right now. So they're hoping to act. There's a recommendation by Obama to make birth control women female birth control free. Which is like currently. Last time I took it, which I don't take it anymore. But it was like 35 bucks a month. And it can be. It depends on your insurance is. It could be $10 a month but still they're gonna pay for it. That's awesome. Because they're cheaper. It is true. Than getting pregnant because a lot of women say that's a barrier to entry. The reason why I. I'm not having sex or the reason why I got pregnant is because I couldn't afford birth control.

It's definitely. And then, you know, there's a lot of babies that they have to give up for adoption and then we're end up gonna have to pay for them anyways.

Exactly. So that's what they're saying.

That's a good idea.

That is a good idea. So that's what I got for Sex in the News. How about that?

I enjoy it.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. I.

What? It seems like something's on your mind.

I was just thinking of anything that I knew in Sex in the News and I. The JLO stuff. I was just talking about it this morning.

What happened? Which new stuff?

They're saying how. Why they broke up and why the rumors are that, you know, that he was very controlling and crazy. And then. So it's funny because before that news story Came out the day before. I was talking with people because, you know, work in the industry that toads.

You know that.

No, people that know. People that know JLo and they said that he was just. They called him gangster, where he was just like. His attitude is like, bitch, you need to shut up and get in the car right now. Like, that's how he would talk to.

His little switch, supposedly. Right.

Gangster.

No. What do you say? He looked like Skeletor.

Oh, he looked like Skeletor.

Yeah, he looks like me. He does. Is Skeletor, like, amazing?

But then he said that he would, like, he would be at American Idol every day, want to be on the show and all kinds of stuff.

He just seems kind of weasel.

Yeah, but he is one of the. I know. You never heard of him before.

I didn't know that he was. That he was a big singer. Vanessa. That fist feels better. You don't know who Jack. You don't know who John Denver is. And I didn't know that he. I didn't know he sang.

Yeah, he is.

I know he sang, but I didn't know he was, like, famous.

Yeah. He can sell out like, you two arenas, like, huge arenas.

Wow.

Yeah.

It just didn't work. It's hard getting two strong personalities, like two celebrities staying together for a long time. It's challenging. I think. I think it's. I don't know. Yeah, it's a tough match. Tough match together. You both are about your egos. You're both, like, trying to be famous. You're both, like. It's like. It's a tough entertainment, as we both know, is a very difficult industry to be in.

Yeah. And keep track of what I've said about celebrity women.

What about them?

Once they started getting.

Oh, here we go.

They list the A list other dudes, they dump their dudes. Just the same people. You can follow that on tmz.

But maybe he dumped her. Maybe he dumped her.

That he dumped her?

Yeah.

I doubt it.

You think she dumped him?

Yeah.

Yeah, but. But we don't think. I don't know.

She's at a wedding right now in Russia making a million dollars for singing.

I just heard that in Ukraine, she's making a million dollars for going to a billionaire's wedding.

Yeah.

That's awesome. I want to make a million dollars just to go sing some bad songs. Do you like her music?

Yeah, she makes hits.

It's okay. I love it. I was going to say something. Oh, I'm going to counter your thing that you think that all women when they get powerful. And I said this yesterday. I'm gonna say it again, that I think that men are threatened by women's power oftentimes. And so if you're dating a woman who's getting more and more famous, let's say, or it's getting more and more successful more than she's surpassing you, that men feel like their penis is shrinking, literally, probably like they feel like they're getting less of a man because their females is. Is usurping them.

I don't doubt that at all.

So. So it's not because the woman. But. No, but what you say is that the woman gets so successful. No, no. I'm just trying counterpoint. Counterpoint. Women get super successful, and they dump their guys because they're so cool, but it's like their guys are, like, being wimpy pussies because they can't handle that a woman is more successful than that.

I'm sure that happens sometimes.

Yes. Okay, so we're gonna. Later, we're gonna get into breasts, not just for your viewing pleasure. We're talking about how to actually touch them. But first we have to talk about the results of our latest poll on the Sex with Emily website.

Okay.

What piece of lingerie do you find the sexiest?

Here we go. 11% said garter belt. I guess the garter belt's going out, huh? 13% said bra.

16% said nighty. 22% said stockings. And the winner. The most people find sexy. 38% said panties. What?

No way.

Although we had an art. We had a discussion in the office earlier because, you know, we have a little mini focus groups with the interns that guys really don't pay attention. And we've talked about this in the show that guys don't. Enough. I was just happy they agreed with me. I love when people agree with me because I know that I'm right. You love it because I'm right. I didn't even try. I didn't even try to make them agree with me, but it was like one of my interns. Like, why don't guys ever pay attention to your lingerie, what you're wearing? You don't care. We matched our panties and our bra. We took some time out to, like. And you're just, like, peeling it all off together. And we just want you for a moment to look at our beauty and be like, wow, you look hot in that matching thing that you had to pull the underwear out to find the bra to match the underwear, and then you took a minute to do that. I appreciate that.

Did you?

I appreciate that. And I'm not going to rip your clothes off right away. So.

Is that what you want us to make, that statement?

Yes. I'm very angry about it. I want men to pay attention to my lingerie, whatever I'm wearing.

What about if I find your lingerie hideous?

It's not hideous. No. What laundry is hideous. I'm. I'm cheating.

Lacy stuff. That stuff is hideous. Man, that changes.

I'm not wearing, like, garters and things. I can't even figure out to get the garters on. I've tried. I've tried to do it. No, it's not. Women still do that sometimes with the thing or they do the thigh high stocking things or whatever.

And I told you, I like the boy short stuff. That. That's cute.

I know. Boy shirts are cute and I like.

The cotton, but do you.

But you like it.

I like the shiny lacy crap. That's terrible.

Yeah, but do you. Either way, pay attention to them? Are you like, oh, that's cute. I'm just.

I. I don't mention it. But I. Oh, like, oh, that looks hot.

You should mention it. Yeah. You just say it out loud as part of a 10 compliments a day plan. Tell her that her underwear looks hot. Okay.

Ten compliments a day. Everyone emailed back and said you were high on that one.

They said maybe two at most.

Great. At least I'm getting my point across. Two is better than none. Which you. In your brain. You compliment women in your brain and you don't tell them how hot they are. You need to do that.

Sorry, I was on my phone because I wanted to pull up something for you. I'll show you a very hot picture of Mila Kunis. And she's in panties now. This is hot. And I would tell her that she was hot.

I bet you would. If you ever got in bed with Mila Kunis. This is like a hypothetical. I hope you tell her she's hot. You wouldn't get in bed with her.

Unless you say you can show it on the camera. Maybe I'll. It'll come up.

She's in panties. I know some panties.

They're satiny and shiny. Honey. You wouldn't like them. You're wrong.

Yeah, but see the counteract. Oh, yeah. It's because it's too bright in here.

Okay.

You can pull it back. Anyways, people. I'll. I'll send you the photo so you can post it on the.

She's hot and. But they're Shiny.

They are shiny. But see, she's wearing.

You just said you don't like shiny.

I know, but she's wearing like a shirt that's not shiny. That kind of counteracts it. So that's fine.

Look at you. Okay. Yeah, great. You would have sex with Mila Kunis in those underwear.

I think I might have sex.

Okay, and then this is our new poll. What's your favorite pre sex activity? Taking a bath or shower? Dinner and a drink? Watching TV or watching porn? What's your favorite pre sex activity? I know you weren't listening. Taking a bath or shower, Dinner and a drink. Watching TV or watching porn?

Huh? Just eat. No, you can skip dinner. We can just have a drink, right?

You'd rather. This is your favorite one. So you'd rather have dinner? Skip a dinner.

I need a moment to cut out the. The food part.

But you're not gonna buy the drink. Maybe if it's someone you're sleeping with.

I told you, if the woman comes with me to any event that I'm paying for everything, that's fine. But if I'm going out to a bar by myself, I'm not buying random chicks in the bar.

Except for you to buy me a drink, which is awesome. But we're friends. It's different.

No, I only bought you an effin Drake because you said you were gonna buy me another one, which you never have.

I was gonna make you margaritas tonight.

Lying.

Dude, I have a whole new recipe. I'm making you margaritas and I have a blender. I can make them all. Blender? Yes. And I have ice. I have ice.

You find out when I'm not available and then that's when you invite me to your stuff.

Okay. Hey. Okay. Let's get in some emails.

Okay.

Okay. Hey, Emily. I hope you had a great weekend. I did have a great weekend. I've been looking at sex toys again and I found these interesting on Adam and Eve. So he's been looking at strap ons. This is from Tom in Sydney, Australia. He's a premium friends with benefits member and he likes the menageritois DP strap on. He'd want to be the giver in this one. The inked glass probe. He talks about anal play a lot. Anal play is an art after all. Titan Men Tools. Anal Rough Riders.

Wait, so he wants to get.

These are all the ones he likes on Adam and Eve.

He wants to strap on to penetrate him.

Well, I think he'd like to be penetrated. Yes. It seems like he's very Interested in these things.

So he's just on adamaeve.com to seeing which ones he'd like to be.

Exactly, exactly. So there's a unique. So the strap on for him is like. Okay, so. Okay, hold on. So yeah, Anyway, he was AdamAndEve.com. can I just say that you can buy any anal toys or any strap on toys or anything you want, Adam, Eve.com if you use coupon code Emily checkout.

Yeah.

You get 50% off most items.

That's cool. How about that item I asked you guys to look into for me yesterday?

What? You wanted an item, right? Write this down. Oh, here's us being famous in Spain.

Okay, that's cool. I asked to see if they had the pheromone perfume because I want to try it out. I wrote it down and our intern yesterday said. Yesterday said. I didn't mention Stitcher at all on our podcast. And I did in the first five minutes.

Okay. So I'm just saying Stitcher's behind my head of everyone. Do you see Stitcher? Stitcher.

Stitcher is an app that you can download for free on your smartphone and you can listen to the podcast every single day.

So easy to do when you become a friends, benefits, member, or any. Any. You can listen to the sample podcast that we do on Stitcher. Because today my friend was driving to Sacramento and she called me. She's like, how is it that I can listen to your show? And I'm like, download Stitcher right now. And she did. And she was, like, listening to the show within five minutes. She's so happy. It's so really easy. So. Okay. Thanks, Tub. So he's. Yeah, he likes Adam and Eve and he likes the anal toys, which is awesome. Cool.

We have your friend that would probably do it. She wanted a penetrated guy.

I know, I know.

You gotta keep up. You gotta keep up with her and make sure she.

I have to see if she. Actually, she came to the States and she's from Australia, and she came to the States and bought this pink strap on so she could anally stimulate a man, which is very common that women do that and that men like that. More common than you think.

I wonder if a gay man would let a woman penetrate him with a strap on.

I wonder.

You want to call a gay guy? No one.

Yeah.

Okay.

Right now.

Call him. Yeah, I'll let him know. We'll ask.

I love that menace. Just, like, whips out his friends. Okay. Okay. Emily, love the show. And now I finally need your help after years of randomly hooking up with women and being selfish in relationships. I took some time off. I was tired of hollow relationships and wanted something more. I stayed away from women for about a year and now have finally found a person. The problem is now that when we're intimate, I'm having issues performing. I don't know if I'm nervous, have been away too long, or the year off of porn and masturbating has messed me up. I don't know what to do and I don't want to mess up a great girl that I've wanted for years. From Jeff. Wow. He took a year off of sex and masturbation.

And masturbation, yeah. How did he do that?

I do not know. I do not.

This guy hanging out with the Dalai Lama or something.

I know, it's really impressive. I mean, I took. I took my six months off from having sex, but I was still masturbating. So that's. Do you remember last year? Yeah, yeah.

You're having your little manatorium. How did that ever go for you? Because you were on that manatorium, then suddenly you were dating some guy. So I don't know. Really.

I know. And he was the worst guy ever.

Remember, we don't have to get into that, but I'm just saying, like, how did. It was a good experience jump into another relationship for being off the wiener for that long?

I can't remember. Yeah, yeah. I think it was a good experience just to be alone without a man, my life. Because I feel oftentimes men and women, we want to fill our life with someone and we don't know what it's like to be alone and to not have that. And I always had guys in my life. I was always like dating someone or I had a boyfriend and I was like, I just want. Without no man, no penis, nothing. Like just. Just be with myself. And it was great. It was a great experience. And then I got into a shitty relationship. But besides that, it was a good experience because you realize all the time you spend thinking about relationships and thinking about that, and it's like when you don't have that, you can fill your mind with other things and it's. You don't obsess about a relationship. Okay, so here's his help. So I think that he might be having issue. I think that anytime that you have sexual concerns or he says he's having issues that I think that you just slowly should start. I'm not sure what issues you're having performing. I'm not sure if you're having issues. If you're prematurely ejaculating or if you are not getting hard or what the issues are. So it's kind of hard to say. But I don't think that I want to know if you had this issue before ever. If you never had this issue before, then I would say that you just need to get some more practice in that the way you can stop this issue from perpetuating is Jeff. When you really are concerned about it and you think a lot about it and you really think that you have a problem, it kind of can self perpetuate it because a lot of sexual issues have to do with our brain and our mind and we get nervous, we get anxious about it, we think it's going to happen over and over again. So I would just like chill. It's okay. It sounds like maybe it just happened once or twice and I think you're going to get back to your. Your rhythm again. So I think that, yeah, that maybe not having master weight, not having sex, you would. Might be a little premature right now and I think you'll get back into your rhythm again. Wouldn't worry about it. Okay. Emily just discovered your podcast a few days ago while I was searching for sex podcasts so I could improve my body image and confidence. The past few years I've been having a really painful emotional battle in my mind getting a labioplasty. Between getting a labioplasty or just leaving my body the way it is. Labia means that she would get her labia cut, her labia trimmed up a little bit. I'm 23, never had children, have never had a large number of sex partners, but I have had a larger than average inner lady beyond my whole life. I had a boyfriend in the past break up with me and tell me that the rest of the high school about my beef curtains. That is sad. I'm laughing, but I'm not laughing at her. I just think that sucks. I'm about above average attractiveness in other ways, but I'm so incredibly sensitive to letting any boy touch or perform or. Or on me. My last few boyfriends have begged to let me perform oral have begged to let them perform or on me. But I'm terrified and horrified at the thought to the point of fighting back tears when they try it. It breaks my heart when I see the look in their faces of rejection. I'm not sure what to do. D from Philadelphia.

Well, we talked about this before on the show and there's guys out there that love it.

Yeah, there's guys that Are way into it. Guys that wouldn't even be like, concerned or anything. So I think that you are having. I wouldn't.

But I don't know. I don't think it's actually up to people that you're with. That's. I think it's totally your choice. And what makes you feel confident? Because women, not. They do all kinds of things. Their body to, you know, nose jobs, boob jobs.

Right.

Everything that they. They want to do, because it's about them. It's not about other people. So.

So I would say I'm not against, like plastic surgery or any of that stuff. Like, I totally get if it makes you feel better. But I would say that you had a bad experience in high school. And a lot of times we had stunted sexually in high school. Like, think bad things happen in high school or earlier than that or middle school, and something bad happens to you, then you get made fun of because your penis. Your penis is too small or your penis is weird or not circumcised. If you're someone like, you know, like. Or you get teased on the playground because you're fat. I got teased when I was on the playground, like, for being fat. I was chubby kid, believe it or not. I was. I went through chubby phase.

Is that why there's no food in your house?

No, I don't have food issues. I just was like. Went through a chubby phase. I don't know. Just never been food in my house. But the point is, I would think that.

That.

That she's 23. Like, this thing happened to her years ago, and it left these really bad scars. And now there's boyfriends that are begging to perform oral sex in her. And I'm sure they've had sex with her, so they've seen her. Some guys look at the vagina, like, when they're having sex, they can see. So I would say that this isn't this. This. It sounds more like it's. Yeah. For what. What the guys are thinking. And I would say you're young, you're 23 years old, and you'll find someone who loves you and your labia. And I wouldn't worry about it. I wouldn't rush into surgery right now. Now, if you are having pain or you're having some other concerns, you know, I would. You know, that would be a problem. But right now, because you had this one bad experience, I would just. I would just be confident about. Be like, look at my labia. Suck that.

All right.

Suck my labia. Baby, that's what I'd say. Emily and Menace love the show. Keep the great work. With all the risk of getting STDs today, how have you managed not to contract an STD? How do we know that Menace hasn't? Do you ask your partner beforehand?

It's ridiculous.

Do you. Do you. Do you. Do you ask your partner beforehand? Do you do a strip search? Do you take a chance? What recommendations do you have, if any?

Anthony, what kind of question is that? Like, everybody has sex. I think she. They're implying that we're huge.

Why?

By saying, how do you not contract an std? Like what? That's so weird, right?

I don't know.

That's what they're talking about.

Oh, because we talked about the fact that we didn't have STDs during a show.

It's calling you. It's basically calling you a whore.

I'm used to it. Aren't you? Okay, so one in five Americans have general herpes. Did you know that? Yet at least 80% of those with herpes are unaware they have it. So one in five have it. But 80% of those people are not aware that they have it. So you have to always use protection. Like, you have to always use condoms. And I'm. So we're doing a condom show in a few weeks because we're so tired of, like, men who are like, ouch, it hurts, or I can't wear it, or I don't have one, or, like, men are just such pussies about it. They can be. It's the second time I called men pussies today. I don't usually do that. I'm feeling. You're right.

You're such a man hater.

I'm such a man lover.

God.

So use condoms. The number is higher for women. One out of four women have herpes. That may be due to the fact that male to female transition is more efficient than male than female to male transition. Did you know that? So it's easier for women to get herpes than men. So I would just say, Anthony, you got to always. You got to be religious about using condoms. Even if she's on the pill. Then you have to ask your partner if they've been tested. I mean, you have to believe them. Hopefully you're with someone that you really trust when you stop using condoms. Because of course you can.

If she's on the pill, you can safely. You can, you know, have sex without condoms. But I would just again, wait to see if she's been tested. You've been tested. It's very important.

Another way to avoid STDs is find out where your partner. If you're in America, find out if your partner went to UC Santa Barbara or not. And if they went to UC Santa Barbara, do not have sex with them, because one of one out of every three people has an STD there.

I don't believe that.

So do not do it. Avoid anybody that went there.

We're in California, so we have more risk of that. Dudes, too, or just chicks.

Did you just say anyone who went there?

Yeah, UC Santa Barbara.

Avoid it.

Good to know. Okay, so did you hear that number?

100% guarantee you will get an STD.

Oh, my God, that's bad. We can't do that to a whole entire university.

Okay, let's get into some breast facts. I know. Can we talk about the fact that we're big in Spain? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, you brought that up quick.

Three times. No, no, no. That. That we're in Spain. That they listen to it. We're like number seven on the. On the Spain podcast. It's so weird to me. We never get emails from Spain, though. We get emails from all over the world, but not a lot from Spain.

Really.

No, we don't. So it's interesting that they love it in Spain.

That's really cool.

I just wanted to share that. Why are you laughing?

Nothing. Somebody said something really bad about Spain, and I can't really share it on the show.

Okay, good idea. We don't want to offend our Spanish fans.

Yes.

Okay, so here's some quick facts about breasts. Menace, how do you feel about breasts? I know you've had a lot of women with.

Yeah.

For some reason you've dated a lot of women with fake breasts.

No, I dated women that.

After you broke up with them, they got booed. Fake boobs. What was the story?

No, the story is that I dated women.

I love this story. I don't remember it, but I know that I love it.

I know one of the best plastic surgery surgeons in Northern California, and they find this out and they say they really want to get a boob job.

And, like, three girls you've dated have gotten boob? Two.

Two. And one was after I. I broke up with them, years after I broke up with them, and they go, hey, can you give me in contact with him? I want to get this done. And then one was while I was dating her, but I never encouraged them to get it done or anything like that. I. I don't care. But if that's Something that they want to do for themselves. That's fine with me.

Right?

And you're thinking like, oh, yeah, you're probably like, so men's probably like, I.

Really would love you to have sex.

You know how my attitude is. I don't care. But you asked me yesterday if I what kind of boobs I prefer. And I said, remember I said proportional. That's fine.

Yeah. So if they're proportional to their body.

To the body.

What if she was a really small girl and had huge, huge boobs, but she was still really small, but big boobs, huge. You wouldn't like that?

No, I honestly, I don't really care. I'm not going to date somebody because of the size of their boobs, you know?

Okay, so here's some facts about breasts.

Titties, cans, whatever you want to call them.

Some women love to be touched on their breasts and others don't.

Okay?

So some women actually, as we were saying earlier, it's the second most common way for women to orgasm is through their breasts. And I have a friend that I wanted her to be on the show today. Maybe she'll do another day, talk about the fact that she is orgasmic through her breasts. So find out their sensitivity levels by asking or trying a few of the tips that we share here today. So you gotta ask first, like and don't like. I think guys, like typically like to like to do like things to breasts that just aren't good. Like they like to like to really squeeze on them. Squeeze them or turn them. Like just start. Like everything's actually starts slow and starts off.

What about nipple play? Nipple play is awesome, but to some.

Women, like it, but it can be too hard sometimes. But you have to test it out. So don't ever start with the hard stuff. Start, start soft, Softly and slowly.

What's your thoughts on motorboating?

I don't know what that is. Oh, you don't know what that is? I do know what that is.

What are my thoughts on it?

Yeah. Motorboating vote.

Yes. I don't know. Why not.

What about.

Who does that, though?

You've been asking a lot for some reason about the titty effing. For some reason.

Right, we're gonna get into that too. Yeah, we've got a lot here to get into.

Okay.

Okay. Do you have any more questions?

No. Well, I want to get through this and then my buddy said it's okay to call him about that, that once.

Well, we're not going to get through that. I mean.

Okay, yeah, no, let's go.

Okay. So any surgery on the breast can result in the breast and or nipple being overly sensitive or not sensitive enough. Some women might lose nipple sensation after surgery. I cannot believe that the girl that you dated that could orgasm through her breasts took that risk and got fake boobs. We don't know that she can or can't orgasm. So there's a myth.

I can talk to her sister or maybe her sister.

Right. There's a myth. The bigger her cup size, the more sensitive she is.

That's a myth.

That is a total myth. So women with small breasts, large breasts, medium breasts, they're all sensitive. Have you heard that before?

No, I think they would be less sensitive because there's so much there.

So statistically, the left breast is bigger on most women, and it seems so. In a study, Researchers found that 29% of women had experienced a breast orgasm at one time or another. So you can have them like at once or twice and it's not all the time. So it's so possible if you have never had one, you could try just play with the nipples and play with the rest.

I did have a girlfriend that had a left breast that was slightly bigger than the other.

It's more common.

Yeah.

Did you know that every woman has like, I think one bigger than the.

Other and she had big boobs and she wanted a boob job too?

I don't know. Menace with these women that you're dating. Because there is a certain type of woman, I think, that gets boob jobs. I don't know what that type is.

Are you calling them whores?

Nope. Not at all. No. Calling you calling them whores?

What kind of type of.

I don't actually know. I actually don't know. I'm speaking more statistically speaking like that. There was a study done and you looked at women who got boob jobs and women who didn't. We probably find some similarities. And I literally don't know what they are.

You don't know?

Nope, I don't. I don't think it has to do with whores at all. No, I'm not saying that.

Okay.

Okay.

But they're most likely to go down on you.

No, I don't know. I actually don't know. Maybe they're women that are really like. Not that they were kind of prudes and thought that having large breasts would make them more sexually adventurous. I really don't know the answer to the question. So turn ons. Breasts are closely connected to the primary libidinal zones, like the libido Labidal zone. So breastplate is a great way to get her started. Men require visual stimulation. Apart from genitalia, breasts are women's most well defined physical features. So once he sees those perky breasts, his switches turn on. 78% of women and 39% of men said that once aroused nipple and or breast stimulation can further increase their arousal. So don't be afraid. Also women, a lot of women touch their breasts during sex because it makes them feel better. I've got a ton of stuff here, but if your friends waiting for us to call, we've got like a few.

Minutes and then we can get back on the breasts tomorrow. We can finish it up.

We could get back on the breasts tomorrow.

People love breasts. Maybe people can email us feedbackexwellmy.com and say what they like people to do to their breasts.

I forgot what we've been talking your friend about.

We're talking about if he would be willing to be penetrated by a girl with the strap on. Just a quick question. Okay, people, whatever.

We'll do more breasts tomorrow, I guess.

No, I really want to hear from the people what they like. Like what do they like? I mean, there's not too many options of stuff that you can do to the breasts.

Yeah, there are. Like using your hands, using your mouth. Use the tip of your tongue to circle around the darkest part of the nipple, also known as the areola. Let your tongue glide over nipples very lightly.

What? Yeah, I want to know what the people, what our listeners like.

What do the people like? Email us feedbackexthemily.com that's some survey. Is your friend gonna be cool? And he's gon be like, you'd be cool. I don't think he'd want a woman to penetrate him. I say no.

We'll say like generally, let's say is.

He bisexual or gay?

He's gay. You know, I got cool friends.

You got gay friends, you got black friends.

My friends are so eclectic. I got autistic friends that buy me condoms. All kinds of stuff. Hello. Hello, Jose. There's another Jose.

Yes, different Jose.

It's a different Jose.

Hilarious.

What's up, dude? Hey, we had a, we had a question here. The other.

Emailer said that he wants to be penetrated with a strap on. So a strap on has to be done by female. Now do you think anybody in the gay community will let a female penetrate them even though that they're gay?

You know what?

I think person would have to be really, really desperate to do it.

Desperate because they're not attracted to women. So the whole thing wouldn't be. Wouldn't be. Hi, Emily. How are you? So the whole thing would know. Go ahead.

Because I know I. I wouldn't want to do that.

You wouldn't want to do.

There's no way. There's no way you would catch me.

Doing that to a woman.

Say it again.

I said it wouldn't be fun.

It wouldn't be fun.

No. You wouldn't be turned on. Right. You wouldn't be aroused. You wouldn't be. Because you're not attracted to women, Right?

Of course not. Yeah. It's not my thing.

Okay, got it. That's what I thought.

I say. I say you let Menace do it.

Oh, no, I don't.

You think that Menace would like it? A lot of men, as you know, but a lot of men do like anal stimulation. Straight men, gay men, whatever. Menace should try it, don't you think?

Hey, Menace, don't knock it till you try it.

Oh, exactly.

Exactly. My man.

It was a bad thing. Time to call.

I'm just saying.

Thank you so much.

Okay, no problem.

Bye, Jose. Have a good day.

Hi.

Your friend's name Jose?

Yeah. No, not all my friends.

Okay. Hey, Jose.

Two people we called this week are named Jose.

Okay.

But I would love to get him on the show and talk about gay sex because he would be hilarious.

We have someone on the show.

He was on iPhone, so he's kind of cutting out.

That's okay. But we have someone on the show Tuesday who actually wrote a book about called Ex Gay. No way. Like, about his experience. People trying to change him from being gay. He's gonna be on the show.

He's gonna be serious.

He's totally not serious. And he's like a gay. He went to go see my school and he's got a big following.

Gay men are hilarious and they have.

Oh, he's super hilarious.

I love to have a hilarious gay guy.

I think he's funny.

Okay. Yeah, we might have trouble, but.

Okay, so breast don'ts. Here's some quick don'ts. Don't use your nails on her breasts. Don't twist her nipples. Don't slap her boobs. Don't treat her breasts like toys or use rough biting. Okay. Don't do any of those things. So undressing her. If I haven't made this clear. Okay, slowly, slowly take off her top. Linger a few moments. Add some kissing. Then unclasp her bra, but do it slowly.

All right?

Everything slower.

Slower.

Yeah.

Okay. Don't talk to her breasts. Talk about Them gently comment on the size, shape, softness. I love the way your breasts feel against my chest. Your breasts are the perfect size and shape. This is part of the compliment section. I love to touch them.

Huh? The complimenting, you had to throw that in.

Start with soft touching before you get into squeezing or nipple plates. So start softly, cradle, kiss, or brush up against her breasts. Bathing together and soaping up each other's breasts. And you know, men always do. They always want to do the. I remember Sarah Silverman had this in one of her stand up routines. She was like, why is it when you get in the shower with a guy, they want to like stunt up your breasts? Like, you're like, they're like headlights, headlights. Like, why is that? What? Why is that fun? Why is that, you know? But that is a nice thing to do.

Do.

Feels good.

Now when a man wants to, you know, come to completion on your breast, does that show appreciation? Do you find that? Sure.

Because yeah, I think it's hot. They think it's hot.

Celebrating. Do you feel as that to be a compliment?

I don't know if I'd like put it in the compliment, not a compliment category, but yeah, if a guy. Yeah, no problem.

All right.

It's not like.

So you're not offended by it?

I'm not offended by a man calling a breast. No, it's one of the options, like if you are.

Not using. Well, if you guess if you're using condom or not, you can still take off the condoms. But I think a lot of guys find it hot to come on the breasts.

Yeah, it's like fireworks, right? It's like a celebration at the end.

It is.

Yeah.

But yeah, so that's awesome. That is. People love that stuff.

Good. We only have 30 seconds left.

Oh, that's so sad. Oh my God. Okay, tomorrow we can recap some more. Yeah, but please, like people, email feedbackexdelmd.com I know we want to hear about your boobs and what you like.

Do you like putting food on it? Like chocolate syrup.

We're talking about chocolate syrup. And, and, and whipped cream. Actually, that's part of my tips that you should put whipped cream and chocolate on because you can't just one thing about food and sex. You have to really care about putting sugary things down like on her vagina. For a woman, it can get like really bad infections. But you can play with food on the breast, no problem. Like, like whipped cream and chocolate and peanut butter. I would like, like make like a.

Hawaiian pizza slice maybe just like, you know, because it's like a landing strip. It can sit on there and I can eat it.

You want to eat a piece of pizza off her breasts? Yeah, great.

Pizza, whatever.

Sounds fun, man.

It's good times. What they do in porno's. Pour champagne on it and stuff.

Yeah, you could do that. Do you like champagne? You like champagne?

I love champagne.

So wouldn't you love to lap champagne off a woman's breasts?

I would love that. Like a rap video. That'd be. Oh, my God. It'll be a dream come true.

I know. Menace, we're expanding your horizons. It would be awesome. Okay, everyone, we gotta go. That's all we got time for.

Thanks so much for running out of stuff. We get such people were commenting yesterday on my Facebook on how good the show was yesterday.

Really?

Yeah, I didn't feel like it was.

I didn't think so either, but people seem to really enjoy it.

What happened yesterday?

I don't know, but we seem to be moving through stuff that we're running out, which is really good.

It's really good. Yeah, everything's going strong.

We're trying really hard to give you guys a good show every single day.

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