7 Dec 2025 · 60 min
Emily Morse and Menace cover what actually affects how you taste and smell down there: diet, hygiene, and shaving. Pineapple juice and cranberry help. They also share what they eat daily, from Greek yogurt to Thai takeout, and why vegetables matter for sexual function.
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Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex.
Eyes that Mock our sacred institutions.
Bedroom eyes, they call them in a bygone day. Hey, Emily, you got a boyfriend? Cause my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute.
A girl's gotta have her standard. Oh, my.
Do women know about shrinkage?
Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean? Like laundry? It shrinks.
Can we not talk about sex so much?
Are you kidding me? Oh, my God, I feel so good.
Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.
You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex, relationships, and everything in between. For more information, go to sex with emily.com and a lot of you might be at sex with emily.com watching the show live. Thanks everyone for tuning in. We appreciate it and for watching the new show, which is awesome. We love it. And thanks to everyone who's become a Friends with benefits member. Today's show will be reading your emails that you sent to feedbackexwithemily.com or a lot of people. You can find me on Facebook and Twitter. Sex with Emily. That's always a fun way to get in touch. Topics on today's show from feedback from the emails are how to get or have a threesome, how Kaggle camp can change, help change. The minute man is emotional infidelity, cheating, being attracted to older men, and female ejaculation, which is a very popular question we get asked. So we're going to get into that today, and we'll also be talking about how to. We're talking about hygiene. Okay. So I've done a lot of shows where I've asked people, what. What is like, the big number, your number one turnoff? I used to ask all my guests, what's your number one turn off? And everyone said, bad breath, odor, deal, body odor, whatever. So today is a hygiene show. We're going to tell you how your hygiene might be affecting your sex life negatively and how to turn that around. For example, we'll be talking some things that you might never even think about, like your semen. We could make your semen taste better. We can tell you what you need to do and some of the challenges with hygiene and for women, too, there's some food you can eat, things you can do. So we're going to get into that later. And of course, some sex in the news. So, okay, as I talked about yesterday, I was so excited because I have these amazing interns, Kelsey, Aaron, and Michelle. They're amazing. And I decided we should go on field trips. Like, you know, this is part of the whole sex with Emily experience is doing. You know, I want them to learn about sex and to experience a lot of different things. So we were going to an oral sex class at Good Vibrations. If you've never been to Good Vibrations, it's an amazing sex store in San Francisco. And it's. It's one of these really cool sex stores that, you know, like, growing up in Michigan, the sex stores were always, like, these crazy, weird things on the side of the road. They were more like peep shows for men to come in and, like, show their. Like to go in and, like, pay a quarter and watch a movie. And then there was, like, sleazy sex toys, and you just. But. But I moved to San Francisco and I was like, oh, my God, Good Vibrations. You can go in there, you can say to them, you know, I'm. I really want to learn to how to have a G spot orgasm. And then they have, like, 100 vibrations, and you just feel safe and comfortable and warm and happy. So. And my interns hadn't all been there, so that's where we went to the class. And we showed up very excited to take our oral sex class, which promised to teach us about fellatio and cunnilingus. We got there only to find out that the class was canceled because not enough people had registered online. At first. Apparently, we were supposed to register online, which we didn't do. But several people showed up. We were all there. We were all like, we're here for the class. But we didn't register, so the teacher didn't show up. Okay, so what happened is it ended up being a hilarious night. Hey, Menace.
Hi. How are you doing?
I'm good. How are you?
I'm, like, getting caught up every day trying to get up here. Like, at the time, it was a water guy that had, like, seriously, like, 15 water jugs. Anyways, it's good to see the story.
Okay, so. Okay. I just was starting the story. Okay, Menace. We went to Good Vibrations. You know, I love Good Vibrations. And interns were my. My little mini. We're driving. We're blasting music. We're so psyched. We're going to the oral sex class.
Yeah.
And. And we get there, and it's canceled because not enough people registered.
Well, did they find out because a woman is teaching it and she.
No, no, no, no, no.
On how to give a blood.
No, that was not.
So. You know, I'm in sex school. I haven't been going. I'm getting my PhD in human sexuality. And I talked about that. I know, but I didn't. I don't have time to go to the semester. But a lot of my friends from sex school are in the country, so they. So it's three times a year and students fly in from all over the world and they were in town. So two of my friends from sex school happened to be Good Vibrations as well. And it was hilarious because we were all like, they're very out there, as you can imagine. Like, they. I honestly, around my sex school friends, I kind of feel like a prude.
Really?
Yeah, a little bit.
Like, well, yeah, I've met them before and they.
They're out there.
Get down.
I know. So I was like, okay. So it was great for my inserts. We just were all playing around. All the toys are Good Vibrations. Like, they've just. We were just having fun and laughing. And then my friend from. From sex school decides that she wants to buy a strap on. A strap on with a dildo.
I didn't know which one this is. Go ahead.
Which friend this is?
Yeah, the one that was. Been on the show before.
No, no, no, no, no. Not her. Not Sarah. That's the Sarah show. People can go back and look for the Sarah show. It's on our.
One. I can't say her name. I'm going to call her Stacy. So Stacy's like, I always wanted a strap on and she bought a little dildo that goes on it because she's always wanted to penetrate a man or a woman with it.
Does it like twist on.
How does it twist on? It twists on to the strap on. Yeah. So. So my interns, like, why? Eyes wide open. I don't think they had ever really met many people like my sexual friends. It was very fun. So then we. So then we bought the strap on and bought some toys and we decided we're gonna go get dinner. We went to get dinner and drinks at a Thai restaurant because I figured we'll just talk about blowjobs right at dinner. Because they're like experts. And so, you know, they were all experts, I guess. You know, we're in sex school. So we went and we talked about a lot of things. And it was really interesting because one of the. One of the women in the class, one of my interns asked her, said, what is the craziest sexual thing you've ever done? It was like being on the Texas Family Show.
So she got into her story about this orgy that she was in.
I was just gonna say orgy.
How'd you know, ding, ding, ding. Orgy.
And was she in the Houston 500?
No, she doesn't live here. She lives out of the country. Yeah, no, she. She's a foreigner. I don't know if I should say where she's from because she's gonna be on the show.
That's fine. You already gave in.
Whatevs. So she's amazing. No, I was gonna say because it's.
It's.
It's. It's so her. But I'm not gonna say where she's point. Doesn't matter. She was in an orgy. She said it was her first time. She was at like a play party and these play parties. Like, I've been to these sex parties before, and there's usually a lot of rules around them. Like only couples can come. Only couples can go together. And then single women. But like, you can't have sketchy single guys because every single guy is gonna want to go to a sex party. So there's like, you know, when you have play parties or sex parties, there was always these rules. So she said that she was. Met this guy at the party and he was like, very gentle with her and said, like, what do you want to experience? And she's like, you know, I want to be spanked. And so he was spanking her. And then, like, then they got on the bed and like, one thing led to another and then there was like people, different people just kind of coming up and doing different have. She was having sex with different people. But every time he would, like, he was like her safe place. And he would like check in, he'd be like, do you mind if this person comes? Do you mind if this person. Person. And she said it was like this crazy out of body experience which they call the. What were they calling it again, Kelsey? The submerged wacky room? No, the. The sub. The. It's. It's a sex term. It's like in. You're in the. This like submerged place. Like, you're in the. I can't believe.
It's like this out of body nirvana experience that I can't. There's a sexual term for. But anyway, you get into this place and you are just like. Because we asked, like, what did it feel like? And she's like, it's just like this crazy blissful whatever. You don't know where. If you're coming or going, there's people you know having sex with you from all sides and all places.
Did it feel like a place where her parents would be proud? Is that the kind of place it would be.
Oh, let's not judge parents.
I'm not judging them to say, would.
Her parents be proud? No, probably not. They're probably like, this is what I raised. How do you think my parents fail? Not that I'm in orgies often. So anyway, it was fun. So we actually did get educated on sexual. But we just didn't really have. But we did talk. We talked about oral sex, too, and we did a little video on it because some of my friends gave tip. Their own sex tip. So that video is going to be posted at this week. It was oral sex tips from women. If you'd like to give an oral sex tip. Menace, since you think that men are better giving them.
I wasn't prepared.
Just give one. Okay. What makes it good. Okay. If someone is performing oral sex.
Okay. Don't be too soft. Too soft is terrible. Don't be too gentle.
Some men like it really gentle.
Well, they're pussies.
No, they're not. No. That's how different men are. That's interesting. But for you, if a woman is with you, she should be hard and fast and lots more aggressive. More aggressive?
Yeah.
Okay.
But the ones that are, like, barely doing anything, then you shouldn't even bother.
Don't even bother?
Yeah.
Like, what do you do if you're having a bad oral sex experience? You just, like, don't bother.
I just.
He's like, yank her hair up. Are you like, just.
Yeah. Like, let's move and do something else.
Right? You're like, it's not working for me. Game over. Okay. No pun intended. What'd you say? You can. You suck at that.
You suck at that.
Right? Or don't suck at that. Right.
So what else is going on in your life?
A lot of things are going on in my life.
It's hump day.
It is hump day. So I should probably have sex today, but I don't know if it's gonna happen.
What. What do you have planned for the day?
I have planned for the day. I'm going to dinner. I'm going to dinner with a friend who is.
Is a guy.
No, a girl. Just an early dinner. Early dinner or someone I used to work with. And we're going to south park, which is right down the street. Such a beautiful day in San Francisco. We saw so many hot guys. So. Okay, so every day I walk here with my interns from my office, which is like 10 minutes away. We walk to the Stitcher studio, where we are right now. Stitcher is an amazing App that you have to download for your. Your smartphone right now, and you can listen to all the Sex with Emily episodes on demand on your smartphone. It's the most amazing app, except for my app, Kaggle Camp, which is also a great app. So. Yeah. What were you saying? Oh, oh. So I was saying.
You were saying.
I forget who was talking. Guess what? It's usually me. So I was talking. So we were walking down the street, and, you know, when the sun comes out, I remember this from college, like, whenever. Like, it was like, winter, and I went to school in Michigan and be like, everyone just looks bad. Like, everyone's just, like, cold, and you're bundled up, and then all of a sudden, summer. So now it's like, summer outside. And I was like, oh, my God, Kelsey, did you see all those hot guys that just walked by? There was, like, seven in a row. It was crazy. It was because. Because it's sunny and people are just radiant. We're so happy to have the sunshine.
Yeah. They, like, you know, women started wearing less clothing.
Exactly.
Just recognize them just everywhere.
Right.
Do you notice that sometimes, like, you get in a slump and you're like, man, there is no. This place is the worst place. There is no chicks here.
You know, Sevens think they're tens. That's what my friend says about women in San Francisco.
Definitely. They do.
Sevens think they're tens. So not typically attractive women in San Francisco. I didn't know. I don't think that's true. I think there's beautiful women in San Francisco. I don't think you can judge a city on that. But my friend likes to joke that the sevens think they're tens.
I want to tweet that right now.
You do.
The reason I was on my phone.
Right now, I love it. Menace has to explain to me, like, I swear this is why I was on my phone.
No, I was on my phone to. I was tweeting to tell people to watch right now. That's why my phone died when I walked in, so I wasn't able to do that.
Oh, do you want to tweet it on my phone?
No, I already did it. That's why I was on my phone. Hello? Anyways, can I. Can I switch to the subject that I was thinking about last night? And I don't want you automatically say no. I want you to really think about it and give a response. Like, look deep into it. Okay.
Wow. Okay.
All right. This is a little mini subject that I want to bring up.
Okay.
When a girl says to a guy, we should get a drink sometime. That means she wants to sleep with you, right? Come on, she doesn't just want to have a drink.
Well, unless it's a work thing and she's trying to get your business.
Yeah, but if it's okay, if it's.
Not a work thing, it's just a random chick that you kind of know and you're friends with.
But even if it's a work thing, she shouldn't say a drink. She said, oh, we should go.
She should get lunch or have a meeting or get coffee.
Yeah, she shouldn't say, drink, let's get.
A drink some time. Means that she wants to sleep with you. Probably eventually. Or she's interested in getting to know you more. And she probably wants to eventually have sex with you if she finds you attractive and appealing.
So getting a drink is an open door.
I think saying like, hey, we should get a drink sometime, is a way of saying, like, I'm into you.
Have sex.
Yeah.
No, eventually it could lead to sex or could lead to her being like, oh, so did a girl say this to you?
No. Well, I mean, girls say that all the time.
Oh, excuse me, but I agree. All the time. Guys say that to me.
Of course they say that like, let's go get a drink.
That means okay, so did this happen to you that someone just asked you last night?
Yeah, but no, I'm just saying people have been saying that, like, oh, this.
Is like a thing, like a conversation you have. Yeah, got it. People. Yeah. I think that if someone says to you or if a guy says to me, we should get a drink sometime, I automatically think, yeah, you want to bone me?
Yeah, but I'm just saying the other way around.
When a chick says yes, for sure. Cool.
So we confirmed that.
I mean, I don't think let's get a drink. Unless. Let me tell you something. Unless there's something she wants from you.
Work.
Tickets to a concert. Let's just say it's menace. She wants some publicity for her company. Like, she wants some work. If there's like something, she wants a job, she wants something.
Yeah, but otherwise put in that work to say, let's get a drink and then.
No, no.
Sometimes you really ask me.
Sometimes you really have work meetings. Sometimes you really do. But if there's no work related, they want to there. She finds you attractive and says, let's get a drink. She didn't say like, let's get brunch.
Hang out with some chick and talk about work.
No, but I'm saying if there's a rent. No one wants to, but if she. That's what she wants you for. So anyway, that's good. Menace, are you going to go out with for a drink?
No.
I get it.
I'm not saying no one said that. I'm just saying.
Oh, no one said that. Do you want to get a drink sometime?
Oh, my God, you're killing me.
Can we take it a drink sometime? We did. We've been drinking lately.
I know. Drinking is fun.
I like it separate. We explained the last bar we went to. There was, like, 15 boys in their underwear.
I know.
You know, nothing against it. It's just not my thing. You know, maybe we can find a.
We were at a gay bar.
Next time we can go to a bar where there's, you know, 15 chicks dancing around.
Right. Naked. I'm sure that exists.
Except for that cost too much money.
It does.
The drinks were two for one.
I can get us into Mitchell Brothers anytime.
I can get into Mitchell Brothers anytime.
But that's not what you want. You don't like strip clubs, do you?
I can't.
Remember, I get confused with you. I'm like, I know you don't like porn and you don't like strip clubs.
Yeah, because strip clubs are the biggest. Like, blue balls, dry hump. Ridiculous thing where people spend hundreds of dollars for. For some girl to, like, rub against you. That is so stupid.
Right?
You might fellas dude pay, like, okay, I don't know. That's like $25 now take to a movie. Maybe got a chance that you'll actually have sex with them.
Would you be psyched if we went to a place in the city, then a bar, we walked in and women were all, like, dancing, scantily clad in, like, lingerie. That would have been cool.
Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't, like, be.
Would have been better.
Yeah. I wouldn't be, like, gawking at chicks.
But I'm like, oh, that's right. Probably a little cheesy, but it could be cool. Got it. Okay.
It's called Hooters. Anyways.
It's called Hooters. Exactly. I have a Hooters T shirt and I wear it to the gym all the time just because it's one of my favorite T shirts to work out in. But I wonder if people know that I'm, like, being ironic. Like, I'm not really a Hooters girl, but it's a Hooters. It's the real shirt they wear.
I think you work there.
They probably do, but I don't. I don't look like a Hooters chick. I don't have, like, big boobs like that or anything.
I dated a Hooters girl.
Of course you did.
From. She was from Alabama.
What was she like?
She was really cool, Southern chicken. Cooked me dinner and stuff like that.
Wow, that's awesome. That's good. Hooters, check.
You would never cook me dinner. You don't even have food at your house.
I know. I have no food at my house whatsoever.
When's the last time you cooked a guy?
I never have in my entire life. I've never made a meal for a man. I've never provided for a meal in that way.
You are a cheaper.
Well, it's funny. I was just talking to my friend who's a chef. She might even be watching right now. Adina, shout out to you. Love you. So I was talking to her about today's topic, which I already said, but I'm gonna tell you again, he doesn't cook. Yeah, well, it kind of came up that way. All right, this is how it came up. No, I don't cook. Like, I mean, bad. Like, there's a whole foods block from my house, but I've never cooked anything in my life. I know. Just, like, I never got around to it. Never learned. It's not like I'm a bad cook. I just never tried to cook. But we were talking about this topic of the show because she is a. She is a holistic chef, and she does these cleanses.
More hippie crap.
She does all these. No, she's amazing. She does all these cleanses, and she cleanses people. And I was asking her about hygiene because our show topic today, our sex tips that we're getting into later, is hygiene. All about hygiene and sex and how, like, you know, the number one turnoff is, like, people are like bad breath. But also how you can actually change the. I wanted to confirm with her, like, can you change? Because there is a lot of information online, like, you can change the taste of your semen. And women, if you were into that, and women can change their taste, how they taste like you are. What you eat, the foods that you eat. And she was like, if you're eating toxic foods, then you're gonna. You know, that's how you're going to taste. It could be more toxic. So that's what we were talking about, food and hygiene. How did that even wrap around?
I don't know. I don't know.
But what did you say? What did you say a second ago?
I was saying how you don't cook.
I don't cook. So then she said to me, emily. Oh, okay, I'm sorry. I'm going to get there. Ready?
Yes.
We were talking about taste of semen, and then we got into the taste of semen. I'm like, but I. I've tasted semen. And I don't think I ever. I don't think in my life, in my career, I don't think I could ever say, oh, his semen was particularly good, or this semen was particularly bad, or this one was more like pineapple esque. And this one had a little mango flavor. Like, I don't think. I can't remember that. And she says, well, you don't cook, and maybe you're not as sophisticated. I said, yeah, maybe you need, like a semen. Like an acquired palate for semen. Like, to really taste the difference between it all. So we were talking about that. Other than that was my conversation this morning with my friend. She's like, am I on the air? I'm like, no, I just actually really needed to talk to you about this.
All right, so you don't cook and you don't do anything else other than sex. What can you bring to a relationship?
That's a great question. We should call up some of my exes.
I have great tasting semen. No, I have. No, exactly. No, I think I bring a lot to the table. Just my. I'm entertaining.
Do you clean?
Yes. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes.
Oh, no, you're not making.
I clean and I'm fun. And I'm actually really. I think. And I think every chick thinks this, but I'm kind of very low maintenance. I'm a low maintenance chick. Like, I'm not. I'm not like, ooh, when are we gonna commit? When are we gonna do this? Can we come meet my parents? I'd like to meet your parents. And can. Can we do this, this and that? I'm not, like, a demanding girlfriend. I'm not a. I don't, like, put pressure on them. I'm very casual. I'm easy to date. Not easy.
I think you need to take a cooking class.
I know. Is that bad? I think so, too. And I think. You know what?
I can't believe you never cooked ever, once, for a guy. That is crazy.
But I always date guys that can cook, so it's awesome.
So what? I can cook like a mother effort. But I gotta go.
I can order in. I can order in really well. I can buy foods. I can get stuff at Whole Foods. That'll look like I made it and you won't even know. Wow.
You should just stop talking. Whatever.
It's not my forte. That's it. We should get into some sex news. All right. There actually wasn't like a ton today, but we found some. We found some goodies. But, you know, whatever sex news is. Okay, so there's a Catholic university getting rid of co ed dorms to stop people from hooking up.
Like that's gonna work. They've come up with an ingenious way to battle the college trend of getting super hammered and sleeping with that guy you met at the thing or whatever. Get rid of co ed dorms. This is what college president John Garvey announced on Wall Street. I know it's countercultural. More than 90% of college housing is now co ed. But Christopher da da da points out that 41% of students in co ed dorms report binge drink link. Binge, binge drinking. And students in single sex housing, only 17% of them binge drink. And so that's what they're saying as the reason why they shouldn't be in coed dorms. They're still gonna find ways to have sex.
Yeah.
That's stupid.
Nothing. That's. That's stupid. But anybody going to college wear flip flops when you go in the shower at the coed dorms because you'll get, like, fungus.
My dorm was co ed, but it was every other floor, right? Is that how yours was?
Every other floor?
Like, men, women, Men, women. I know. I don't think we had men next door. No.
I went and stayed with my buddy in San Diego at his dorm for like a week. And it was co ed dorms, and it was just crazy.
Oh, my God. So fun. It's the best part of college. I mean, that's ridiculous. Don't go to this university. Okay. It's okay. Wiener. A little bit of wiener. A little bit of wienergate. A little bit of wienergate. But we're actually taking you to another level. Is sexting the new age version version of infidelity? So he's admitted to inappropriate telephone, email, and Twitter conversations with six women in three years. He said he did not break any laws and will not resign from office. The big question here is whether online virtual sexual activity and viewing pornography is cheating on your partner. So does sexting constitute cheating? Clinical sexologist says that while flirting can make people feel good about themselves, hiding flirtatious behavior from your partner is cause for concern online or not. So she's saying it is cheating.
I Don't know about, about pornography, but what he was doing. It's really a toss up for me because I always think cheating as physical. But some people say even emotional cheating.
Right. Emotional cheating is cheating. It can be cheating. If you're violating that bond that you have with your partner and you're something that you. You're hiding and you don't want to tell them, then it's cheating. I think, I mean, it's cheating. There's different degrees of cheating. There's different, like, gradations of it. It's not like, I mean, there's actual like, penetration. If you make out with someone, if you send them a tag, a flirty text. I mean, it's all sort of under the big umbrella of cheating.
So if you make out with somebody, you're cheating.
Yeah, it's a bummer. I hate that I wish you could just make out and that it wasn't cheating, but. Yeah, it usually is.
No, I.
It's not that I ever knew that.
My views have changed on this because I used to think it's just strictly physical.
Right. It has changed in recent. This is. Right.
Yeah. But if it now. Yeah, it was like, then you really step back and you think, man, if, you know, my girlfriend or my wife was like flirting with some guy even though she wasn't a job, that would not be cool.
She was sending him pictures of her, like, naked body.
Yeah.
Her breasts.
Yeah. She would be out the door.
Right. So it's cheating. So. But that's 10 years ago. Fifteen years ago, this wasn't an issue. So now there's all these ways to cheat.
FYI, I don't take no crap either. 13. They're gone. There's no, you're done. There's no other. I'm not gonna work through it or anything like that. I don't care if we were together 15 years and blah, blah.
I'm like, I know you say these things, but who knows what could have been happening in a relationship? Okay, that's fair. Okay.
I'm like Shriver. I'm out.
She out. What's the latest on her? I haven't read it. What's the latest?
She's gonna cash out, dude.
Yeah. How could she ever be with him again after sleeping with the maid?
Yeah.
Okay. We have polls. Okay, so we talked earlier about the Friends with Benefits program and how sex with Emily is the most amazing place you can go right now. Sex with emily.com. thanks, Menace. And we have polls every day and we need you to. We need you to Weigh in on our polls. So here's the result from our last poll. Ready? And I could have called this. And I vote.
I voted on this last poll.
You did?
Yeah.
How did you meet the last person that you dated? Okay. At a bar. So, okay, the number one. Okay, where should I start? The number. Okay, the number one most popular place that people.
Oh, you should say, oh, the least. Number one.
Well, they're not in order. I don't know. Okay. 12%. This is the. This is the. 12% said at work.
Work. That would be my number one.
That's five. I know. That's right. 12% at work. 18. No, no. 15 at a social event.
Nah, that would never happen.
18% at a bar.
Okay.
26% through a friend or a relative.
That's always good.
And 29% online.
Hell, yeah. Because you can filter through so many chicks at one time, you can send.
Your bulge to as many people as you want. You can do, like, a mass email bulge.
The online thing is so easy. You can. You can practically. They don't have this on Facebook, but back in the MySpace days, you loved MySpace. MySpace was amazing. Before it got all spammed out. Like, people can't say they didn't like my. I know it's cool to hate hate on MySpace now, but back when MySpace was so popular, you were the king. You can. And you can hate on it, but this is what was cool about MySpace, where you can practically make the chick that you want. You don't understand what I'm saying. By. By the search. They broke down the search, too. I want to. I want to find somebody that lives within five miles of me. I want them to be this ethnicity. I want them to be this height.
What dating sites do, though, all the time.
Yeah, but this was. This was free.
Oh, right. Okay.
You know, and then you could. You can break down your interest, and boom, there would be 70 people that lived within five miles of you. All the interest that you're looking for, and then that's how you just start talking to them online. So I'm not surprised when they say, you know, that's the number one.
Number one place everyone's meeting online.
It's a little.
I've never met anybody online ever. I would say I'm in the 26 percentile, which is through a friend or relative. That's how I mostly meet people these days.
Well, you haven't even had a television, like, forever.
What does that have to do with anything?
You're not like.
Like what?
I don't know.
The Interwebs.
Oh, good point, good point. I'm not as socially active, but I am. I mean, but I'm hyper, hyper social. Like, I have events every night this week to go to and things going on.
I keep on running into the same people. When you can filter them out on the Internet.
Yeah, I don't, you know, I don't want to do that. Okay. And the new, the new. The latest poll up there is, are you happy with your sex life? And there's four choices. No, I want more.
Number two. Okay, that's first. Number two, I would just be. I would just be happy having any sex. Number three. Yes. But I want to start trying new things. And number four, my sex life is great. I'm having plenty of sex these days. I want to hear from everyone. I want to hear from everyone what that you feel about your sex life.
Are you happy with your sex life? No, I want more. I want more. Yeah, I would be just happy having any sex. That's basically saying they're not having any sex. Yes, but I want to start trying new things or my sex life is great. I'm having plenty of sex these days. Okay, so are our listeners satisfied or dissatisfied with their sex life right now?
I think the first three are like.
You'Re dissatisfied now you have to read into it more. There's nuance. You missed it in the reading of it. What's the nuance? There's. And there's just. There's just subtle. There's subtleties within the language that would. That you will realize that they're not all saying the same thing.
Okay.
Okay. Does that. Is that good?
That has for me.
How do you feel about getting into your favorite segment right now?
I'm all about it.
Yeah. Listener emails. But first, I want to give a shout out to Adam and Eve. Do it because we love them. And you know what I love about Adam, Eve, is that all of our listeners, they actually like, they, you know, you like, you say things, but they're like, thank you for Adam and Eve. I'm so appreciative. I got the best sex toys ever. Blah, blah, blah. So, I mean, people are getting, you know, you can get so many sex trades. You can get lingerie, you can get rings, you can get all lubed up. You can do everything. But the best part about you going to Adam and Eve is that you. They're offering 50% off most items to all sex family listeners. So, like, most items, 50% off, which is huge. And they'll even throw in three adult DVDs and a free gift and free shipping. And all you have to do is go to AdamandEve.com and enter coupon code Emily at checkout. And that's where you should go. Buy your sex toy. And you'll help us. You'll help them Happy plays all around. And you'll have a new sex toy. All right, all right. Hey, Emily. First of all, I love your show. I will certainly be subscribing to the friends with benefits program. Anyway, my girlfriend and I have been seeing each other for about six months now, and I've gotten curious on trying a threesome. I've already gotten a friend who's bi that's interested if my girlfriend is down for it. So here's the dilemma. I really don't know how to bring up the topic. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks, Alex from Louisville, Kentucky.
Alex is. He wants to bring in another chick, right?
Mm.
Yep. So here's some tips. Ready?
That's a tough one.
This is the way you do it. You just say to her, first of all, I think what you do. He wants to ease into it. It is a tough one, first of all. I mean, I'm gonna get into that in a second about like. Like, first of all, threesomes have broken up many relationships. I know. It's a bummer. It's men's number one fantasy is to have a threesome, and yet it's a huge cause of people breaking up. So what do you do there? So you got to get into it. You into it very, very carefully. You got to ease into a threesome by making it just a fantasy to begin with. So just talk to. Talk to your partner and say, hey, so what you've ever any fantasies? And she might say, yeah, you know, I've always thought about being with. This is your perfect scenario is when she says, oh, yeah, I've always thought about being with another woman. And then you're like, really? Well, would you ever really want to try it? And then you slowly do it. You don't just say, hey, my bisexual friend wants to join us. Like, you don't jump into it that way because that's what he says. He's got a bisexual friend. So kind of just make it a secret, Like a kind of a secret fantasy between the two of you and talk about it for a while. Like, don't just rush into it. And then, like, if she seems interested in the real life, then you can plan the details and discuss how you both envision it. And if. And if you do agree to the Threesome, You've got to have rules. Like, she might not want to see you with the other, having sex with the other woman. Maybe you're not allowed to kiss her. Whatever it is. We've done a lot of shows on threesomes and we'll continue to do them because it is one of our main questions that we get asked. So just ease into it, be careful, and just make sure if you get to the point where she's down, you're down with it. You have to set ground rules.
This is the strategy I would take.
Why do you roll your eyes every time I say that?
Why? I didn't roll my eyes. It was with love.
This is the strategy I would take. You cannot bring up the threesome. You can't say, I want to.
No, I didn't. I said that too.
You gotta let me finish.
You can't bring up the threesome. You can't say that you have the girl that's down to have the threesome. All that stuff that is going to blow up in your face. Yeah, totally. Because she's going to become jealous of the bisexual chick and not want her around or anything like that. So, you know, have a couple martinis or whatever. And then you suggest, like, you know, have the bisexual girl, you know, kind of, you know, oh, you know, we should. We should kiss to the. To his girlfriend. Right? So you should kind of just like, kind of imply that they should make out. So once they get comfortable.
Are you 12?
Making out.
You want them to get drunk at the bar and then both of them say, it'd be cute if you guys made out.
Or just like it. Just be in on it with.
Okay, my chick.
Hold on. God, let me finish. Be in with it with the bisexual chick. Have the bisexual chick, you know, flirt with your girlfriend. Like, then they start kind of like maybe making out, and then you can see if she's at least open to it.
So that's when you get to the stage of it. Right, but I'm saying discuss it first.
Then you go in for the kill and you.
How does this work for you?
I'm just saying this is how it's gonna work. If you get.
Have you ever practiced this?
No, but I'm just saying you've never.
Had one and it doesn't work for.
You because women, oh, let's get everything out in the open. Blah, blah, blah, blah. That is not gonna work.
Communication is a lubrication.
Oh, my God.
Are you on planet.
Are you living on, like, seriously, like, if you say, I want to Have a threesome with my friend that's a bisexual. Down. Are you down? I'm just trying to give a different.
I got it, I got it. But what I'm saying is ease into it. Talk to her. Have you ever had a fantasy? A lot of couples never discuss what their fantasies are like. She might be appalled by it. And then he doesn't ever suggest that they get kiss at the bar. That's what I said.
That's why you should see if the friend can get her into it a little bit and then, then you can find out if she's open to it or not. And then they're comfortable with each other and then you can go in. That's all I'm saying.
Okay, I hear you. Thanks. Hello? Okay, my. All right. I've been listening to your show stitcher for about four months. I love the show. My question is about two months ago, you talked about how the muscle that controls one's urethra can also help a man not be a one minute man and how to exercise it. But how do I know if I'm exercising it correctly? I followed the directions as you said them, but I worry that maybe somehow I'm not doing it right. Thanks for the advice, Emily. Adam M. In Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Well, first I was talking about the Kegel exercises, which I have an app called Kegel Camp which you can download. It's only for the iPhone right now, but it is awesome. And it's the PC muscle. So that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the PC muscle. It's the one group of four muscles that make up the pelvic floor. So this is where how men can find it. It is located about an inch behind the scrotum. And you're probably most aware of it during ejaculation when it involuntarily contracts. Okay, if you're still a little unsure about the location of this muscle, the best way to find it is to voluntarily stop the flow of urine midstream the next time you're urinating. The PC muscle is a muscle you feel can trapped in the no man's land between your scrotum and your anus. It's that pee stopping muscle, like when you have to pee and then you stop because someone's walking in the room. That's the muscle that you exercise in. You breathe in, you breathe out, you contract it, you release it, you contract it, you release it. And that really helps. Men with premature ejaculation, guys call it the taint. Sure. It's taint. Taint this, taint that, or whatever. So that's. That's my response to Adam. And did you ever. Did you. Do you want to disagree? Where the.
No, no, no. I'm just saying that the street terms are called taint.
It's true. You're right. You bring in the street.
The street term.
I love it.
Just in case he doesn't know the. The medical term of, you know, your PC.
Exactly.
That's all.
Appreciate it. Hey, I'm Leah Menis. When I first found your podcast, my wife and I were going through a rough patch in our marriage. And your advice has really been helpful in turning everything around. Your advertisements for Adam and Eve were excellent, and we purchased some really fun games and videos. I took it upon myself to listen to a few of your older podcasts, and I have to say that the episode about emotional infidelity truly hit home because my wife was beginning to have an emotional affair without even realizing it. I believe it was Menace that said emotional infidelity was not actually cheating, as it is not physical. I personally feel that emotional affairs are just that, affairs. While they may not be physical, they can cause the person caught in the affair to become distant from their partner and may eventually lead to the end of a relationship. I'm curious as to what your opinions are on the matter now and if Menace has changed his position on the matter. Keep up the great work, Tyler from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
Well, we have. We just discussed that I have changed my views.
Yeah, we said. Right. With all the online activity now and how you are connecting and sending intimate emails and texts and pictures and all that stuff, I think that it is cheating. Yeah, we talked about that a little earlier on the show. That, that I think it is cheating. And it's. It's whatever makes you feel. I mean, if it makes you feel your wife was dishonesty, if she's been dishonest to you in a way, or she's creating a secret intimacy with someone else, not sharing that with you, I would say that's cheating.
Other couples think that he knows in the past, so, you know, that's good that they got over it with Adam and Eve.
Some Adam and Eve sex toys. I want to know when he said that he bought some really fun games and videos. Yeah, there's so many fun. I think that, like the sex dice that I brought in, Menace wants to create his own sex dice. It just says blowjob on it and one side and shut. Shut the F up on the other.
And clean something and cook Dinner. I told that those would be my.
Biggest nightmare sex dice. It'd be like cook. I'm like, sorry, I can't do that. Can we roll again?
Like I rolled the first dice. One side of the dice just says blowjob. So then I get the blow job and then I rolled the second part of the dice and it says, you know, clean kitchen.
Right. Awesome. But the thing about sex games is that they do have these really fun sex games where you can ask your partner different questions and you can learn like truth or dare or they're these little like erotica cards that I did a show on this a few weeks back and you just how you find out more about your partner. I know you think it's silly to talk about it, but a lot of times men can't just dive in with threesome. Like here, look, I found my bisexual friend. Would you like to have a threesome? You need to like ease into it. Like she might have. That might already be your fantasy. Like how psyched are you if you've been dying of a threesome and your girl says to you, yeah, I've actually always thought about being with a woman, which is like a number one woman, like a top fantasy for women. So might be your in, you know. Yeah. Hey, Emily. What?
I was trying to think of a game that I can make in the sexual game.
I want to make a sex game. I know I say this every day.
Or dungeon interaction that I want to make.
Yeah, you know, exactly.
Just a dirty version.
A dirty version. You can turn everything into a sex team. But. But Adam and Eve does have a lot of really fun, just like games for couples, like how to loosen up sexually. So helps Emily. I accidentally stumbled upon your show. What?
I always laugh when they say that.
What?
I accidentally stumbled upon your show.
I know. We always laugh at that. We're like, what were you searching for?
Yeah.
I accidentally stumbled upon your show on my Palm Pre app and I can't stop listening. I'm a 20 year old female and I can't remember time when I was ever attracted to a man less than 20 years my senior. I'm currently dating a 44 year old with whom I worked with for a year and a half. We were dating for about four months before I decided to move on to a new job. He's truly phenomenal person and our relationship only continues to get stronger. We've been together for a year now. I think it feels great. Go for it. Keep up the great talk. Em. Signed Lauren. So Lauren is saying I should date Someone older, too. I should go for it. I think if it feels right, go for it. Or she's just saying in her life, it works for her. She's. Wow, 20 years. That's different. That's a big difference.
Don't you think you want to get with an older man?
No, I. I mean, older than me. I would, yeah, but not like, super like, not. I can't imagine her old. I can't imagine. Although he's single now, I can't imagine dating anyone 20 years older. I think that is. And I have tons of friends who have. I mean, many friends who have. I just think that that's a huge, huge each gap.
That's.
Yeah, that's generational. It's like.
Yeah.
What do you. What do you talk about?
Like, you know, I. I don't know what you would talk about.
I don't know.
Like, I used to have a cassette tape.
I still have one.
Tapes. I know exactly. It would be sort of whatever, but. But it works for her. So that's what I'm saying is that in love and in relationships that I give advice all day long, but, you know, there are no. There's no rhyme or rule. There's no.
It's.
It's not set in stone. Sometimes people find great loves with every different kind of person.
Okay. Hi, Emily. I just got into your podcast. I have great parents that taught me gradually about sex from a medical dictionary textbook. They also said sex is fun and that it's better when you love the person. I hit puberty before all the other girls, and I had an orgasm from masturbating just doing what felt good and had a small orgasm without knowing what it was. I've recently, within this year, started being able to ejaculate. Could you please talk a bit more about it on your show? Also, oh, my. Which is a brand, makes some great vegetarian lube that has grapefruit juice in it and you can actually eat it if you really wanted to for oral. I just wanted to mention that since you mentioned some girls, guys taste odd or gross. That's funny because we're doing a hygiene show in a few minutes. I don't remember saying gross, but maybe you did. Okay. Could you possibly talk about allergies and sex? Because I couldn't use. She gets another thing. Because I can't use latex condoms or vinyl. Keep it up. It's enjoyable and funny and educational.
Jane, what do you use if you're allergic to latex?
Well, thank you. That's a good question. You can tell if you're. This is how you can tell if you're allergic to latex. There's a protein in the latex that you use to make condoms. And so people are allergic to this protein. Symptoms include like a hive. Like a hive, like rash, itching, dryness, and sometimes shortness of breath, welts and eczema. But sometimes women think they're allergic to condoms, but they're actually not allergic to latex. But it's not actually the latex. It could be the. It could be the spermicide or the lubricant that's actually in the condom. So you just should switch brands. It doesn't mean that you are not. But there are other options. You can try lambskin or polyurethane. Polyurethane condoms. But the problem with those condoms are they're a lot thinner and they could break easier. They could tear easier. So it's kind of like make sure that you really do have a latex allergy before you move on to lambskin or polyurethane. Because they. While they are good, they're not. There's a lot of studies to say they can break, and that's a bummer. Right? But female ejaculation, you just skipped right over that menace.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, you went right to the condom.
I just want to know. I just educate people.
Because there's lots of women. Right? Because there's. Right. Okay, so.
I need to hydrate to talk about female ejaculation.
So, okay, here's what it is. Do you know what it is? All women. I'm just going to tell you a few things about. They have a functional prostate gland about the side of their thumb that surrounds their urethra. Just like the male prostate gland. It produces fluid beginning at puberty. So within the prostate gland, there could be an area of increased sensitivity more commonly referred to as the G spot, when the prostate. So this is when a woman can ejaculate when the prostate gland is stimulated. Many women experience female ejaculation and a distinctive type of orgasm. It's the vaginal orgasm. And the liquid released during female ejaculation is not the same as urine. So there's, like, a lot of a debate out there that people think that it doesn't really exist, but it does really exist. Female ejaculation. And you can practice, you can learn.
So they're really peeing on you?
No, they're not peeing on you. They're really not. I mean, they might be if that's their thing, but it really is a whole different fluid, comes from a different place, a whole different thing. And usually you can learn to by, like by stimulating the G spot with your fingers or with a vibrator. You can, like, learn to make yourself ejaculate. You can learn it. It's a learned skill. You just have to practice. So that's where it all happens. That. Yeah. What?
That's it for emails?
No.
Okay.
No, but we have to get into. We've got. We've got a lot about.
Hi, okay, can I.
Then we'll. We'll do one more and then we're gonna get into. Because I love. I love the topic of today's show. Go ahead.
Well, I don't know what your last email is about. What's your last email? Real quick?
Erogenous zones.
Okay, well, we'll save that for a second. What about my big idea? Oh, how are you just gonna blow over a million Because Billion dollar idea, everybody that I came up with yesterday for the show where there's a USB machine that will have sex with you.
I didn't understand that.
What do you mean you didn't understand it?
I just forwarded you the email, so one of our listeners forward us.
Well, okay, let me break it down.
Break it down.
I understand this. All right? This is how it goes.
You're surprised.
I don't get it. So I came up with a million dollar idea for having a sex toy that you can plug in USB to your computer that will have sex with you while you're listening to the Sex with Emily show.
How do you have sex with it?
You put it on your. On your wiener. Or it could be like a dildo and it has sex with you while you're listening.
Right?
So you want me to demonstrate? Everybody, I have a iPhone plugged into a USB right now, right? So pretend my iPhone is a sex toy.
Okay?
We're talking right now. While the show's going on, your iPhone is having sex with you.
Okay.
And you didn't even look at the email that was sent.
I just forgot I was.
No, there's something out there that is exactly like that.
Right? Okay.
I had huge response on my Facebook yesterday about this.
Oh, you posted it?
No, but people listening to the show.
So there's some kind of menace. Wants us to sell some plugins so you can have sex while you're listening to show.
I think you're blowing over something that people really enjoyed. That's all. A lot of people hit me up on Facebook.
I don't get it, though. I Don't get it. I don't get it. But if you're a man. If you're a man and it's plugged in, like your iPhone, how do you have sex? It's like a.
It's like. Like one of those pocket vagina.
That's what I thought.
But it looked hard.
It looked hard.
Didn't you see the whole lady and.
I just forwarded to you. No. Okay, whatever. But thank you for sending it. Whoever sent that in, we should give a shout out to him tomorrow.
Yes.
What? I think so many things. I did.
Yeah. That you didn't look into it. Because I thought.
Because, I mean, I didn't respond to it.
People responding.
I didn't think you were being serious.
I'm not serious. Like, I really want to make it, but it was funny that I talked about it, and there is something out there that's like. That.
I know. That is kind of crazy.
That is.
It's. I wonder where you can buy. Like, there was a special website for it and everything.
It was crazy because the website looks so generic and like a business website.
Right, but it looks like a medical device.
Yeah, but it's an actual USB device that will have sex with you on your computer.
Why? You listen to sex with Emily. Why not have sex? I like it. Mess. I like it. It's growing on me. It's growing on me. It's good.
Okay, let's get to the androgynous zones. I don't ex and stuff like that.
All right.
No. Okay. We don't have time. Let's go into the other thing.
Oh, my God, you're hilarious. It is about kissing. Next menace.
I know.
Why do you have a problem with kissing the neck?
I don't have problems with kissing the necks.
We're to get to those emails tomorrow.
I don't want to hear somebody crying about how their neck is not getting kissed. That's all.
That's not what it was about. But you have to tune in tomorrow because we're doing a daily show. Do everyone realize this is daily. This is live. There's video. We have cameras in the studio.
On top of it being an audio podcast, it is also a video podcast that you can carry with you everywhere.
Everywhere.
And you can even watch it on your television if you wanted to. And Emily's gonna be responding to all your emails via the website, the polls. There's so many new things. And just working out everything with Stitcher, too. So if there's, like, some weird stuff going on, you can still listen with The Stitcher app on your smart device. And the app is free.
The app is free, right? And you just gotta join and become a friends benefit. Support us. Support our work like we're changing the world one orgasm at a time. We are helping everyone with their sex life. We've helped millions of people with their sex life. And hopefully, you know, you learn something, it's worth it. And you want to pay and sign up. We totally appreciate that. We want to do that. We love that. Ready? Top six person. Okay, so we're talking about hygiene, right? Yeah. So here's just some personal hygiene mistakes, right? I'm just going to run through these real quick. Hair in the wrong places. Don't have hair growing out of places that shouldn't. You should trim. We've talked. We did a whole trimming show a few weeks ago. Stench. Don't stink. Use deodorant. Wear cologne or perfume if necessary. These are just complaints in the top. Hygiene mistakes.
Bad breath.
So brush your teeth. Smoking. Avoid smoker's breath. Or don't smoke. Oily, greasy hair and creepy fingernails. Those are the top six personal hygiene mistakes that people are making. And so I thought that was important just to bring up because you should examine all those things that, you know. Do you have hair in the wrong places? How do you. Do you smell bad? I mean, people promise people don't know they smell bad. How can you tell them?
Oh, my God, I don't know how to tell people.
How do you do that? When a guy like, you know, there's the guy that you always see and you're like, oh, my God, he's coming closer and he has the worst breath ever. And then you have to hold it in your breath because you really can't.
Stinks.
How do you. How do you tell someone? You don't.
I don't.
So everyone is listening. You might have bad breath and you should go talk to your best friend and breathe in their face and ask them.
Yeah. Well, no, I ask people all the time. Does my breath sting? Please tell me.
Do they tell you?
Yeah, they'll tell me.
Oh, they will. You've good friends like that. Oh, good. So you should do that. You guys, you should do that. All your friends ask them, do you have creepy fingernails? Oil or greasy hair, whatever.
So I ask you, what is the perfume that you wear, if you wear any?
I do. I wear two different perfumes. I wear Jo Malone, which is my favorite? Jo Malone. I wear.
Nectarine and Honey Blossom.
Where's that from?
Neiman Marcus.
Yeah.
And then I Also wear Gucci for men.
Gucci for men.
Yeah. But it smells amazing. I don't know. Because I love it. Like, I love it, love it, love it. That's what I wear. Steve, what do you wear? You always wear something I wear. You smell good. I never.
Chanel Platinum.
Did I ever tell you that you smell good?
Thank you.
You do smell good. Always.
Thank you. Yeah, yeah, it's Chanel Platinum. I used to wear Chanel Platinum and then switch off between Dolce Gabbana, but the Dolce Gabbana was just. It smelled good, but it was just too strong.
Okay.
I just put on, like, a dab, and it's like. You think I took a shower in it.
Got it. Okay. So, yeah, wear cologne or whatever if you need to. Okay. We're going to talk about how to make your sperm taste better. Because here's the thing. Let me tell you this. You got to take care of your body. And if you are eating things or eating foods or putting things in your body, you're not working out, you're not exercising, you're not getting rid of any toxins. Toxins in your body. If you have a toxic diet or a toxic life, it's gonna come out in your semen. So there are some things that you can do to make it taste better.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
Cut out and. Okay. This is. I'm not saying you have to do all of these things. These are just some suggestions because I could never cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine. I can't cut out any of those. But anyway, I don't know. But this is. We also are gonna get into how to make your vagina taste better, too, in a minute. They're all pollutants, so cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs. Drink lots of water, one to two liters a day to flush out body toxins. Eat plenty of fruit to sweeten your sperm taste. Pineapple, papaya, cranberry, melons, mangoes, apples, grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high enough sugars and offset the bitter taste. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm, there are vegetables to avoid. Are you listening?
Yeah.
Any vegetables from the cabbage family are big offenders, including cauliflower, broccoli or asparagus.
It's gross. Anyways.
Cut out red meat. I don't. You don't eat? You don't eat vegetables? You're yelling at me. Do you eat vegetables? Do you cook? Do you cook?
Yeah, I cook.
You do? Can I come over for dinner?
No.
Hungry all the time. I can't cook hungry all the everyday. I'm hungry. Cut out red meat. It's one of the main offenders. It says. Yeah. And make sperm taste like salt.
I just recently did that. I went back to cutting that.
Oh, you did?
Yeah, I went vegetarian for like a year and then I had to do some TV show and I ate a steak and it was delicious. And then I went, I went back to eating meat. But then probably about a week and a half ago, two weeks ago, I started cutting out red meat again.
Wow. Oh, because you love red meat. You're a big red. I'm not a big random meat eater.
Yeah, I love it, but it's just not lean enough.
Okay, well that's good because it'll make your sperm taste better. Avoid heavy spices such as garlic and onions. They're big offenders when it comes to sperm taste. Everyone eats garlic and onions, like in all the food.
Like so much that it affects your sperm.
Yeah. On a daily basis for sure. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better. There's no evidence they work.
Okay, then what's the evidence that eating different is going to make it work?
Because it's true. You are what you eat and what comes out of you. So here's a story. Ready? So I have a friend who was dating a woman for a while and he is a very close friend of mine. And he was like, you know what, Emily, I think she's amazing. Whatever. But I got it. We were talking about their sex life, of course, because that's what I talk about. And he said, I don't like the way she tastes. So when he's performing or she's a veget. She was a vegan.
Oh, yeah.
She took tons of vitamins. And he's like, she tasted horrible. She tasted like vitamins. And so you mean you are what you put in your body and that's what's gonna come out of you. So I thought that was a really interesting story. I was like, God, yeah. Note to, like throw away vitamins, you know, I don't know. But I don't take vitamins.
I'm saying not to get, not to.
Bring me down, but what?
Vegans have the worst smelling farts on the planet.
They do.
Oh my God, it's so bad.
Didn't know that.
Work with one. And he would. And then apparently vegans fart a lot too.
And it was so beans and fiber.
So bad. It was, it was like.
So I wonder. Okay, so maybe.
Maybe.
Right. Okay, so maybe they smell bad in that way. But their semen's amazing.
No way. You're just saying that they're. They're nasty tasting.
No, I didn't.
I'm not knocking vegans. I mean, if. If you can eat that lifestyle, try.
To meet as natural food as possible. Okay.
I'm just saying, you know, if you break wind, like, you know, find the hazmat suit that you can put on or something.
That's crazy. And you knew it was coming from him?
Oh, yeah. It was so bad. It was going around the office or like, dude, it would. One of the bosses said, like, hey, you're gonna have to go somewhere.
Really?
It was so bad.
That is bad. Maybe he had a problem. No, this is beyond the vegan thing.
Yeah.
Okay. Here's how to make your vagina taste better.
Okay. I really want to make my vagina, dude.
Women want to know proper hygiene. While the inside of the vagina usually keeps itself clean, the outside can use a little help. Sometimes wash every day with gentle, additive free soap to keep it fresh and smelling nice. But don't use those douches and all that stuff because that stuff is BS and it's bad for you. Shaving. If you don't mind shaving, consider that once the pubic hair is gone, things like sweat won't get trapped in that area. That's another reason for women to shave it all off, I guess.
Good job, ladies.
Shaving will also improve the taste much the same way it improves the smell. How about that? Flavored oils. There are flavored massage oils available that can be used on the vagina to improve the taste and smell. But these are only to be used during sex, not during everyday activities. So there's special things you could use. But again, check the ingredients. Be careful with stuff like that. But if it says it specifically for that, I'd get a second opinion. Check it out. Make sure the kind you get is specifically. Yeah, exactly. Intended for sex. Drinking juice for women, same thing. Cranberry and pineapple juice have both been reported to improve the taste and scent. Yeah, even if you only drink a glass of one of these juices a day, you can still see changes. The pineapple juice trick works for men too. So if you live with your partner, consider getting him to try it with you. I think this would be a very interesting experience.
Overall. Stick to a diet of lots of vegetables, fruit, and whole grains. And try to avoid foods that affect your breath and body. Just eat fruit and vegetables. We should all just be healthier. I know. No, they're not. I'm Like, I know. No, they're not. I love. I want to, like, do a whole juice cleanse with my friend I was mentioning earlier, Dina. She's an amazing cleanser. Like, I really.
You guys can go do yoga and meditate.
Exactly. What's wrong with that? I think it's just. This is another reason why people should just. You just try to be healthier. If you're complaining about your sex life, and I'm not saying it's because your semen's bad. I'm not saying that I've ever even complained about a man's semen or anything and that you have a problem. I'm just giving you suggestions here. But I think that, really, the healthier you are, what you eat, if you exercise, it's going to bode well. Better for your sex life, for sure.
Are you going to plan on changing your diet at all?
No.
Okay.
What's your usual diet?
I have.
You don't have to pretend that you eat all healthy and all that stuff.
I don't, dude.
I'm real.
I have. Every morning, I get the same scone from my coffee shop. I get a medium coffee from Martha's Coffee in San Francisco, which is the best coffee in the whole world.
Martha's.
Martha's. Shout out to Martha's Coffee Muffin. And then I usually eat, like, a yogurt, like a Greek yogurt.
Okay.
And I like to put flaxseed in it for fiber and honey. It's like a good breakfast thing, too, like, later in the day. Then, like, yesterday, I had Quizno sub.
For dinner?
No, for lunch. I had a quiz, no sub. I last night, had a light day. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I went with the interns. We went out for Thai food. We went out for Thai food, and I had Thai food. Just a little bit, though, but not enough. So then I went home and I ate more, but nothing that healthy. Just what I had, like, string cheese and. Yeah. Not much food in my house. Tuna fish. I didn't eat it, but I could have tuna fish. I have times where that's the only thing I have in my house. Edible. Like, if there's an earthquake, it's, like, just me and a can of, like, Charlie Tuna, and I'm like, that's me. That's all I got to eat. You do?
I seriously don't.
Come over.
My house. That's all I have. Well, that's all I got to make for you next time you come over. But we can go to Whole Foods. It'll be awesome. Okay, that's what we got for you today on today's show. Yeah.
Good for you.
Was it good? Was it, Was it good for you, Menace?
It was good for me.
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Yeah.
Yes.
Because you got a whole team backing you.
I know. Finally. I've been doing it myself or whatever. And you. Okay. Lots of love to everyone. Thanks for listening. Was it good for you? Email me feedbackexwithemily.com.
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