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Look into his eyes.

They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Bedroom eyes, they call them, in a bygone day.

Hey, Emily, you got a boyfriend? Cause my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute.

A girl's gotta have her standards. Oh, my.

Do women know about shrinkage? Isn't it common knowledge?

What do you mean, like laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much?

Are you kidding me?

Oh, my God, I feel so good.

Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

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I don't think I look that good on the video podcast because.

Don't look at his parts.

I had on my terrestrial radio show, I had people text in saying that they watched it and they said I looked a little tired.

You're always tired. You didn't even show up the last two weeks.

Well, I showed up for the last half hour.

He's like. He rolls in the last half hour. Which is fine. It's good. We've been doing this for so long that I can do it. I can just pretend that you're there.

Yeah.

And I know what you're gonna say.

It's so weird because. I don't know. For the past two weeks, every Tuesday I thought was Monday.

Right.

Which is.

That's why I remind you now about the show six times.

I know. Remember, we're doing the show. Well, since I gave you such a hard time last time, because you didn't even call me till hours later to see if I was okay, that I wasn't stranded somewhere on the side of a freeway, you just kept on pushing through, which I. You know what? I fully endorse. Because that's what I do if things are going down. I just keep on pushing through and make sure the job gets done right. Exact props on that.

Thanks, honey.

But you're a big television star now. You keep on doing TV everywhere.

What the heck is we I've been in LA the last four weeks. I just go down for a day or two to do the Jeff Probst show. He's the hostess, or he was. He is still the host of Survivor. Yeah, he's going. He's leaving in April and for four months to shoot the Survivor episodes, which is the first reality TV show I ever saw, I think. Or that in Real World, I guess that was. Survivor was like the second reality TV show. Right.

That you watch.

That I watched, but. But there weren't that many before that.

A couple.

There's been a couple in the late 90s, early 2000s. I mean, seriously, it was like Real World. And then Survivor was like, everyone watched the big what up? Big surprise. So he's awesome. He's got this new daytime talk show. It's on every day, daytime. And I've been on, like, probably nine episodes so far. Two of them aired this week, which I didn't know there's still a new show, so they forgot to tell me. Yeah, but we talk about. So, you know, I've been on the show, which is he and I one on one, but then he does something called on the Couch, and it's like he has three experts. And then people get up in the audience and they ask questions about sex and relationships or whatever is going on. And it was really interesting because I was thinking about you, because yesterday's topic was, is there a double standard with men and women? Like, why is it that women have to always dress? You know, women like, try to look younger. And like this woman stood up in the audience and said, I'm 40, I'm overweight, I dye my hair, I do my nails, and my husband wants me to lose weight, but look at him. And he was sitting next to her. He's like, he's 30 pounds over the weight. Why is it the double standard that women have to stay youthful and young and men age gracefully and they're like silver foxes when they get gray, it's more sophisticated, looks better, and it's more handsome and they get better as they get old, better looking as they get older. People say, but women, we got to do all this stuff. So why does that even exist on the planet? Don't you think it's double standard? Why? They curve on fat sitting next to her.

But also, I don't even think. I think they think that's what males are thinking. But I think they also put a lot of pressure on themselves.

Right.

They feel. They feel that they have to be.

Because that's what men like, they like younger. That's why people get their lips injected. Because men are attracted to youth and beauty and women are attracted to stable caretakers.

It does not mean they don't love you and they won't take care of you for the rest of your life. They're not going to run out on you because you're older. But yeah, maybe that's a small percentage. I believe it's a small percentage. But in your mind, it's a huge percentage of guys that are gonna go do that.

I think they do, though. But everyone's like, oh, he's so handsome with his salt and pepper hair and women are not. But then the other thing that came up, which I think I got not in a fight, but a guy in the audience was like, why do women dress for other women? It seems like women, that's what they do. I knew, I knew, I knew this one. I was like, I wish menace was hard, but. And then Jeff asked, he goes, emily, do you dress for women? And I don't.

Ah, dammit.

I knew you'd say okay. I literally never think like, I hope my friends think I look cute. I mean, like, maybe like. But I know when I'm thinking of it, I think I lied on national television. I do not lie my friends. I live in San Francisco. No one cares. I wanna look. I feel cute. I wanna look good for me.

I wish I was in the audience.

I would've been screaming from the mountaintops.

I mean, no way. No way.

Yeah. I don't dress rather way. I mean, like, if I'm going to a party, I'm like, yeah, I hope. But it's mostly for me. Like, I wanna look good for me. I want to die with you. I think if I feel good, other people will think I look good because I'm exuding confidence.

I said, if I ever go with you to the show and I sit in the green room and be quiet, if that was going on.

I would be biting my lips so hard, I'd probably have to walk out of the building for a while and scream, is she serious? Is she serious?

Right, Exactly. I knew that you. Because you probably think that you have a different. You think you know women who are like that more. So.

Yeah, but you're in your. You're in your own little world, which I look. The world that you live in, that people aren't that way is very, very small.

It's true. So I'm not open.

Okay. Magazine or open anything that you see on the shelves. Do you think anybody is rocking the Armes bag or the Louis. Louis Vuitton or whatever. And. And the Chanel or the Christian luge batons. Because they're wearing that stuff to attract women. No, they're doing that because they want to impress other women. Or they're not wearing all that stuff to attract men. I'm sorry. Or they could be trying to attract.

I got a pair of Christian Louboutins that I'm having a frigging heart attack about. Okay, I didn't even tell you this. I don't want to go off on another topic, but because guys are listening to show and they're going to be. What the hell are you talking about? I don't care. See, because.

No, but they're for me. I look amazing.

But Amy, Amy Lawrence, who's on Misadvise me, my Bravo television show, she sent them to me. She's like, I got them, but they're your size. They're more you than me. I'm fucking. I'm friggin dying. You should see them. Oh, pony hair.

I have an issue with Amy Lauren, by the way.

What?

I have an issue.

Talk to me.

You guys had a double party in the beginning of. In the middle of the week some time a couple months ago, right? Double party about your books that you're releasing. Hot sex. Go pick it up right now. Buy it. It's awesome. Amy's book is like how to Eight weeks to Everlasting.

How to get and keep the guy.

Anyways, you guys kept on tweeting me. How come I wasn't there? I get up super early in the morning so I don't go out during the week.

Annoying. Did you get over that already?

Sorry. And so she kept on tweeting me and tweeting me, saying, oh, this is annoying that I have to tweet you to get hold of you, right? So me being nice. I said, okay, next time you're here, I go, I. I sent her a message. I go, here, here's my number. So you don't have to tweet me, right? Never heard from Amy ever again. So I'm assuming in my brain, by me sending my number to her, thinks that I was trying to pick up on it.

No, that's your insecure brain. She doesn't think secure.

I'm not insecure because I. Because if I was insecure about that happening, that would mean that I was going after, which I wasn't going.

Think she thought that she knows.

Me.

Yeah, but she hasn't been here. She treated me since I've done that. So then I feel like, oh, now she probably thought that I was picking up with. Picking up on her, and now she.

Doesn'T want to talk to me. We should call her. But she never answers.

Amy, I wasn't trying to. I was trying to be nice. If you look at the tweet feed, you kept on tweeting me saying it's annoying to just talk to me on Twitter, so I was being.

Why are you assuming that she thinks that you were hitting on her by sending her?

Because she never messaged me again.

She's busy. She's in New York now. Wait till she comes back to town. We'll all go out. It'll be fun. Don't worry about it.

Amy, chill out.

Everyone's in love with you these days.

I don't know why.

I don't know why either, but they are. It's cute. And your birthday's coming up.

I know.

It's very exciting.

It's on Sunday.

Are you gonna have another party? No, no, no, because you already. How was your part? Your big party?

It was really cool. I got the. The bar. They. They put a bar in the back, and it was only for all our VIP friends. And I got to bartend. Oh, that's fun, because I got to keep busy. What I liked.

I saw your Instagram feed. You should check them out. Menace. M E N A C E. Thank you.

And I got to bartend for everybody. We went through five gigantic bottles of vodka and one giant bottle of.

In five minutes of Jack.

Like, seriously, so much alcohol. But I didn't get wasted.

You didn't? Mm.

Well, like, come on. Towards the end, it was a little.

Vague.

But you get mute sometimes when you get really drunk. Yeah.

Which I'm happy with. I'm happy that I'm not, like, one of those drunks where I just start rambling and don't remember anything I say, Right? Well, I'm happy.

I beg to differ. Oh. Oh, my God. Dude, you don't even remember seeing me at the bar that night when you came to the Lone Palm in San Francisco.

Yeah. And again, this is not stuff that I'm proud of.

No, he's not. I'm sorry. I don't want to talk about it.

No, no, no, it's fine. But I'm not embarrassed by it. I'll share my stories. I don't care. But the. Yeah.

When you woke up in the morning and you saw, like, oh, I was holding Emily's dog at a bar, I'm like, he will not remember Unless we post this on Instagram that there was a picture of us because you wouldn't remember you were there.

Yeah, and I don't endorse this, like, oh, you should be. Because it's glamorous and fun to go get wasted and not remember anything you do. Nah, that's not cool. But it just happens. It happens.

None of it.

So when it does happen, I share.

It with people I know. It's hilarious. Okay, today's topic, which we're gonna get to a little bit because this is sex with Emily. So check us out@texthelmy.com it's in honor of Halloween, how to handle what could be potentially scary in bed. We're gonna get to some of those things that, you know, come up in bed that you're like, ooh, did that really happen? Or did I really do that? And we're gonna cover that. We're also gonna be reading the emails that you sent to feedbacksexwithemily.com we love answering your emails. And we're gonna do a little sex in the news. And I gotta give a shout out to our sponsors. We're doing this sexpirment. I told you about this, right? So Forta. Everyone should check out Forta online. It's a Natural Libido Enhancer, 100% organic. It is the number one best seller in Canada for men and for women. It helps men. It's like a, you know, all natural supplement for men. It can help in them with stamina, with erections. And people take it every day. Like it's an overall feel good kind of pill that you take that's again, 100% organic. So we got five couples we heard from hundreds of couples, but we picked five couples that for 30 days, sex spearmint, they're going to take Florida. They're couples who are having challenges in their sex life. Either they're not turned on, they're not aroused. He can't keep it up, she can't get turned on. And for 30 days, they're going to report back every week how they're doing with how's their sex life's improving. And I know it's going to improve because it's again, florida online.com, best number one seller in Canada. You couldn't get it into the States in the states until now. So we are going to check that out. If you want to buy some, you can go to floridaonline.com and check it out. So I just want to say that, and I'm also speaking at A sex summit this weekend. Good Vibration sex summit. And if you're in San Francisco. And then I also wanted to say that. What else? That's all I wanted to say about that. And then there's a San Francisco antique show pre. There's a big party gala that I missed this week. But if anyone's in San Francisco, they should check it out. It's running all month and it's really a well known event that happens every year if you're in San Francisco, but people are all over the world. And then. Yeah. So what else I can tell you. Oh, and I'm moving to LA on Thursday.

Now we are going to still be doing the show. Everyone, don't get upset because Menace has promised me. I promise coming to LA once a month. This is to do the shows. Yeah, we'll do four shows.

We'll do four shows. It'll be fun, it'll be good time. And finally maybe we'll do. We've been promising this for, I don't know, three years now that we will do the drunk show. And now, now we would be in an atmosphere where we're be able to do that. We would, because we're gonna be recording at your house.

How are you gonna bring down the equipment on that? And the house is so awesome. We'll just get wasted.

We'll just get wasted. And then.

Yeah, we've been a little buzzed. That one time we were live on Playboy radio.

Yeah, we were kind of.

That was a good time.

Kind of wasted.

So what do you think about all this? We were, wait, like, I don't know who was more Messiah.

Yeah, but it's not fair.

But it was a really good show.

Yeah, but it wasn't fair to our podcasters because it was just live and we weren't able to put that online. So we'll finally do it, I promise. And I apologize that it took so long. And we, we promised that I'd like show 200 and we're what? A show 4?

No, it was show 169. We said show 169. No, we're in show 700 now. We never got totally your fault because you're so busy. You have six jobs.

No, because look, people. Emily doesn't really care about, you know, getting wasted inside corporate offices. So I'm more concerned about that than other people.

I care. I care. I mean, what. Come on, it's cool.

It's gonna get done. We're gonna do it.

But you do work for corporations. I get it. I mean, you are a Big time, man. But do you remember when I used to drink when I we. Oh, my God, you got so mad at me all the time.

I'm like, what the F is this chick doing? This is when, you know, we were first starting our radio relationship. This chick would come in, known as Emily Morris, and she would just bring in bottles of wine. I'm like, what the f. What plan live on. Do you think that you can come into a terrestrial radio station at night on Saturday, huge corporation, and you can just drink bottles of wine on air? That's just not.

I know it's a three hour show and by 1:30 I was like slurring my words. Yeah, but it was a good time. But Manasseh just would. He was not happy with me. That was good times. We've had a lot of fun times. And I'm gonna start bringing back, you know, on Thursdays we release our older podcast. We have 700 shows. We literally have 700. And they're really fun. They're from like the olden days, but they're all really current because it's like sex topics which don't get old.

Evergreen.

Evergreen. They're evergreen. Exactly. We can get in some news, but what do you think about the Giants? We got to say, go Giants. But I'm conflicted because I'm from Detroit, so I don't know what to do.

Oh, something amazing happened with the Giants, by the way.

What?

So sorry that we're not hardcore sports fans, so we're not going to get down to names of players and, you know, statistics and, you know, who got these many home runs or anything, but Taco Bell, I hate to bring it up.

Christ, you can't go one show without bringing up Taco Bell.

Look. So Taco Bell, they promised if some guy stole a base in one of the games that they would let everybody in America have a free, free Doritos Locos Taco. So on the 30th of October, wherever you're at, wherever you're listening to this show in America, you can go to Taco Bell and get a free Doritos Locos taco.

Because someone's solo base.

Because someone eats solo base. Because the Doritos Locos taco, if you don't know this Doritos is orange. The shell of the taco is orange. The Giant's colors are orange. So I think that's where all the tie in was.

Oh, that sounds so disgusting. Don't eat anything orange unless it's an orange.

Orange is the powdered cheese that's on Delicious taco.

That's disgusting. Look, are you gonna go get one right now? Just thinking. No. Is there a nocturnal? Is there? Is there, Is there, Is there? I mean, I guess it's. I mean, seriously, that's crazy. But we are going to.

But since they're still winning. I bet since they've been winning all these games and you know, they must be getting people laid because everyone's just.

In a good mood and so happy. For sure. People are going insane. And everyone loves all the Giants players. They all have crushes on them. We have a blog post about it on our website, sexy.com. yeah. But I haven't been paying attention. I just know that my office is next to the ballpark and it's annoying because everyone's trying to get to the game and I'm trying to find.

You're screaming.

I know. Yeah.

One of the offices I work at is right next to a bar, so all you hear is screaming. And I'm superstitious.

I hate the sound of people watching sports.

I'm superstitious that if I watch a game, people will lose. Because every time I watch a game, people lose. So I don't watch the game, but I hear everybody watching it.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you probably are bad luck.

Speaking about overhearing things. I swear there's, like in my apartment building, people are just going banging, going crazy, not caring about, keeping it, keeping it down.

It's hard to keep it down.

Is it?

Yeah. Let me tell you what I learned in sex school.

Okay.

Weeks ago. The reason why, because everything that we do sexually comes from evolutionary, Evolutionary bio. It's biology. It's. It's. It's her. It's, you know, genetic. It's. It's all about evolution and stuff. So here's why women, initially, Women make. That's true or not true. As you would say, women. Women make more. More noise. Louder noises during sex. Consistently.

Yeah.

Right. Like men. Maybe at the end it's like quite quiet. Right. But women tend to. So there's the sound of women. So women make sounds during sex because it's sort of a mating call and they're letting their other suitors know. This is like back in the times when women were sleeping with everyone. Like caveman times. Women would. Their sound that they would make during sex, the louder they were, they were sleeping with a man that was in a higher level status of the tribe. So don't bother me now. I'll bone you later. So that's why women are genetically, you know, developed to make louder noises during sex.

Well, let me tell you, it's like.

Don'T come in yet, buster. I'm banging your friend, but I'll bang you later.

Well, the funniest thing is one time when I walked out in the hallway, the power went out. So it was pitch black. And everyone's like walking into the hallways to see what's going on. But these other people in some apartment was just still going at it. They didn't care that the power went off.

They probably didn't even notice.

And then. Yeah, and then. So here's like 15 people in a hallway listening to all these people bang. It was pretty funny.

That is so funny. They didn't even know. But people, is there some etiquette to that? Like, I think we've all we live in, you know, if you live in a big city city, you live in small apartments within. Yeah, my apartment buildings from the 1900s, I've got lesbians next door and lesbians below. So there's a lot of noise when.

They'Re all going, oh yeah.

But they don't have sex that much because of lesbian bed death syndrome. Lesbians, it's known that they go crazy in the beginning. Yeah, at the beginning, when they're first together, they have sex. Then there's something called the lesbian bed death syndrome. And I know it's stereotype. There's a lot of lesbians who still have a lot of sex, but they say that the sex just dies after a while. That you stop having sex after you move in together. And they usually move it. They say, what do lesbians bring on their second date? U hauling a cat? That u hauling their cat? Anyway, whatever. So it's lesbians. But when they do, I think it's hot. My agent was over once. I think I told you this, but my agent was over once. And we were having a meeting in my apartment and we were just talking. He was in town and he was like, wait, is there some women having. I hear women having sex. I'm like, yeah, it's my lesbian neighbors upstairs.

And next I remember this other apartment building that I was in. It was super solid, like thick cement walls. But when I went into my. I had a walk in closet. When I walked into the walk in closet, I would always hear people having sex because I think the apartment right next to me, the bed was against the wall that was facing my closet. And like 24, seven, no matter what, no matter when I walked into my closet, these people were banging. And I think there was threesomes going on because I can hear how fun.

I wonder if they were taking Florida online. Yeah, that's funny. That's crazy. I think that there is. I actually can't live for the day when I live in a house with no one. Next. I don't share walls with anyone.

I mean, I mean, this is kind of a dumb question to ask you, but I wonder. We can ask other people. Do you do get offended that people don't try to keep it down. Maybe this is dumb question to ask on this type of a radio show.

It's sex with Emily. I don't get offended, but sometimes it's an. It's just annoying because you're trying to do something and you're like, either getting turned on. Because I think sometimes it can be hot to listen to people having sex.

Of course.

You're just, like, annoyed. Yeah, you're just annoyed. What, are you gonna sit up, warn. I'm like, text everyone in the building and say, hey, P.S. we're going at it in three minutes. You know, what do you do? Yeah, you're not gonna warn them and you're not gonna not make noise. But I think since you can't help yourself, especially women, it's our mating call. Don't come in. Don't come knocking. I'm banging someone else. That's how we do it. Okay, we've got a little sex in the news today. Terrifying sounding G spot injection claims it's like Adderall for your orgasms.

What?

Doesn't sound that bad. The G shot, not to be confused with the G spot, is a surgical procedure available at medical centers across the nation. Temporarily augments your G spot with collagen, allegedly engorging it to the size of a quarter and prompting spasm of orgasmic delight. The treatment takes 30 minutes, costs around $1,000. So someone else said, after I got my G shot, I got a sexually aroused performing yoga. Some woman had constant multiple orgasms, which are on for hours, which sounds kind of scary. It's like those people take Viagra. They're like, you might have an erection for 48 hours. Stop taking or whatever. I still have multiple orgasms every time I have sex, but they no longer leave me flat on my back. So, I mean, the G spot Menace has a great idea for an iPhone, the G spot locator. Because it is hard to find the G spot. Not every. Every woman has a G spot, but there are even some scientists who say the G spot doesn't exist. But believe me, it is there. It exists. It's 2/3 up the wall.

They just want to find it.

Walking in the vagina. You put your fingers in a come hither motion. The best way to find it with your partner is to use your fingers. Actually, it's hard for the penis to hit the G spot. It can, but it takes some practice. So if you're with someone right now and she wants, you can go excavating, spelunking and find her G spot. It could be fun, or you could get a shot.

I'm thinking, how can we make this even better?

The G spot locator app.

Yeah.

Cause I need a new app because my new app just came out. Sex drive. Just let me see if you have an iPhone. It's called Emily's sex drive. Get it in the itunes store. All I'm gonna say is, it's gonna improve your sex life. It's really cool. If you're with a partner, even if you're with someone for a night or you're in a couple, it gives you suggestions of what to do to spice things up in your relationship or in your sex life. Every day you can commit to a sex drive. You can commit. It's anywhere from five days to 30 days. And you can be like, I want to improve my sex life. So for five nights in a row, we're going to do what Emily says. And I'm telling you, I've got some good suggestions for you. So you should download that app. Go ahead.

I have some brilliant ideas that I'm about to lay on you. No, you're going to love it.

Better than the dump truck vibrator.

Don't bring up the dump truck. It's very hard right now. It's still in development.

No.

Check this out. How about this? How about this? I'm gonna blow your mind right now.

Ready?

How about the Jeep spot locator is actually attached to.

Let's say, what is a company that you work with with sexual.

Jimmyjayne.com Everyone, best vibrators out there.

Okay, so Jimmy Jane.

We love Jimmy Jane. Go ahead.

Imagine if Jimmy Jane had.

One of the devices, Bluetooth enabled, right? And it could send information to the cell phone to let you know where the G spot is.

It's able to read where the G spot is and give you the information on the phone.

That's good.

That might be a little hard, though.

That is hard because the G spots are generally in the same spot in most women.

How about this? Okay, here's another one. This will be a lot easier. Super easy. And I think guys would dig It. How about whenever the devices are turned on, you get an alert as a guy, like, oh, your lady is using the device.

Oh, using, like, a Jimmy Jane form, too.

Yeah.

I wouldn't want anyone to know when I mess, my guy leaves and I start math and I, like, pull out my vibrator and I. Would he.

Yeah, but then that might give him, like, the bad signal that he needs to come back and take care of business.

I don't want him to come back. That's why I waited for him to leave. Honey, is that a new iPhone that you're waving in my face?

The iPhone 5?

Yeah. When did you get that?

I got it a couple weeks ago.

I didn't. Never know. Well, it's big.

Yeah, it is bigger. You like that?

Oh, I like it. It's long and thin, you know, it's more about girth, though. Is what the thing that matters next to penis. Honey, this is so cool. What's your password?

My password?

Don't tell me, because you'll be telling America. Do you like it better or worse?

I love it.

Can I explain many differences? Yeah, probably not.

No, just that it's like, why would you.

It's just longer. I just. I'm able to put more information.

Bigger is better. Speaking of which, our next story. Penis size does matter according to study. Women love big penises. According to a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, women who have frequent vaginal orgasms, AKA the G spot orgasms, are more likely to climax with larger penises. But then you'd have to believe that vaginal orgasms, as opposed to clitoral orgasms, are even a thing. The concept has been widely debated. So Stuart Brody, a psychologist, said asked 323 female students about their past sexual encounters, penile vaginal intercourse, and whether penis length influenced their ability to orgasm. He found that women who reported the highest amount of vaginal orgasms were more likely to say that longer is better. Like your iPhone 5. Longer. Longer. This might be due at least part to the greater ability of a longer penis to stimulate the entire length of the vagina and the cervix. But the question isn't about penis size, but why are they men researching this? Who does this research help? Women who have slept with more than one man probably know what they like. So whatever. I still think that the penis size issue is men are more concerned about it than women. Because, I mean, yes, size is nice, but that's not what it's all about. It's really not. I mean, there's so Many women I know that they've never.

I mean, I've heard you've been saying this for years. I don't know if a lot of guys believe me.

They don't believe me. They don't believe me. I think it starts from, you know, the locker room when you get teased or you think your penis isn't as big as the other guys. But there's a lot of women who don't, who just have orgasms. Like, I have a friend who has an orgasm when the wind blows. Like, guy sticks her penis inside her, she has an orgasm, like it doesn't matter. So I'm just saying, for a lot of women, it doesn't matter. And you shouldn't stop worrying about that. And you should start worrying about how to please her. Stop worrying about your penis and start worrying about how to perform really, really, really good oral sex on her, because that's really important. You know, if. If you do have a penis size issue and let's say you're having a problem with your girlfriend, Let me just tell you about the Jimmy Jane form two vibrator sex toy. It is amazing thing to use during toy to use during sex because. And they have a bunch of them@jimmyjane.com and you go to my website, sexwithemily.com, just click on their banner and you can get a little special discount. But form two is so awesome because during sex, you hold it in your hand. A woman can put it over her clitoris and it's like barely there and it just feels amazing. Or the guy can do it because most women need. I'd say, like the majority of women need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm during sex. Even before they have the vaginal G spot orgasm, their clitoris has to be stimulated. Well, a lot of times a penis and cannot stimulate the clitoris as well or as much as a Jimmy Jane form two. So I'm just saying that's what they should do. They should get that. Okay, we can get into some emails. What were you gonna say? What are you doing?

I was.

Getting my schedule together. I'm gonna be in Las Vegas at the end of the month.

Oh, fun.

Be in Vegas.

Oh, with your sister?

No.

Oh, that's a different trip.

That's for New Year's. So I'll be in. I think I might be in Vegas within two months, three times. And then I'm gonna be at Disneyland once. I just got a message.

I had me and you Disneyland. I'm gonna be in LA when you Go to Disneyland.

I'm gonna be in Disneyland.

Don't try to fake it that it's. Look at you. You don't want me to take me. I'm in la. I'm gonna be in la. I know Menace goes to Disneyland like every month. He's got like the frequent Mickey card, Mickey Mouse card, and he's pee in a phone booth.

I don't have a. I don't have a season pass, but I know people that can get me in for free. December, not in December.

Look at. You're trying to figure out when I'm not gonna be there.

No, no, I was trying to think.

When I was going, okay, whatevs. Let's get into some emails from the listeners. You know, we answer our.

It's towards the end of November is where I'm going.

I'll be there. I'll be in Mexico from the 17th to 24th. 17th.

Oh, yeah, that's when.

27Th. Shut up. That's so rude.

I'm playing. I'm joking.

I would love to go to Disneyland with you. Okay, so let's read your emails. We're gonna answer your questions. Bur questions that you have about sex, relationships, dating, marriage, love, cheating, whatever it is. You can email me feedbackexwithemily.com and I will answer your emails. You'll hear from us if we read it on the air, we'll let you know. And here we go. You'll appreciate this one, I think. Menace. Dear Emily, why do girls feel the need to leave their underwear at my house? I've had roughly six girlfriends in the past nine months, and every one has left a pair of their underwear in my house. But all also, most recently, I found a pair in my car. Don't get me wrong, I love the attention and I think it's sexy, but I don't know if there's an expected response from me or if I'm supposed to give them back. I've hung onto most of them just in case I need to give them back if they ask. And I essentially have a drawer of them. Thoughts? Jeffrey, 27 in Chicago.

God, Jeffrey, I love this email.

I know. Well, here's the deal. I think this is funny. I honestly. And again, I'm not every woman in the world, and I think that you can comment on this too. Minutes.

Sometimes we're just in a rush to get out or we forget or we. Like a lot of times I put my pants on, I'm like, oh, I forgot to put underwear on. So I think sometimes we can't find it. If it's an awkward hookup, you're like, I'm not going to dig through his bed and find my underwear. But I've never. I'm purposely, like, I'd almost be embarrassed to leave my underwear. But I know that I've done it before, and I don't think it's on purpose. However, at least for me, when I've done that, I have three things to say. That's one thing is that if I've done it, it wasn't like, oh, I'm gonna leave my underwear. So he'll be thinking about me tomorrow. Cause I. Underwear could be dirty. Like, whatever. I don't think that's a cool thing. But here's the second thing that I want to say about that. Is that. Is that the underwear. Oh, that. My ex actually had a drawer filled with women's underwear that had left in there. So I think this is a common thing that some women do. Like, and it was kind of gross. I'm like, just throw them away. He has a one drawer of all the women you slept with, like, six different pairs of underwear and, like, different sizes and jewelry and everything they left. So I think that some women, like, maybe you're messed up or you're hungover and you leave them. But the third thing I want to say is a lot of my guy friends have the theory that women purposely leave something at your house so they can call you and make sure that you'll call and they'll get it back. And I don't know if the underwear, like, I feel like it's more like a ring or earrings that they need back. I can't imagine calling guy being like, I left my black panties there. Can I come get them? Like, I would never do that. So I don't know if that falls under that umbrella, But I think it could just be either they want you to remember them. They want you to find them and be like, oh, she was so hot last night. I'm gonna call her. Or it's a mistake.

Do you know what? Honest mistake, more than panties. You know what comes up everywhere I like to call them landmines is the hair ties.

Oh, right. You're obsessed with the hair ties.

The hair ties get left all the time everywhere. So, guys, if you think, you know, if you're dating multiple people, you need to make sure you check every square inch of your house. If you're not, like, it's so true. Totally open about, you know who.

Which most people aren't.

Yeah, most people, they're probably not because they don't want to deal with the hassle of having to talk to people. So make sure you find all the hair ties, because those things are just everywhere. And then, you know, the parenting happens too.

But you don't have a lot of girls panties leaving over. I know that I've done it. Like, I've been surprised. Like, they did laundry and then they come back and they're like, oh, these are underwear. And I'm always surprised that I left my underwear because I literally don't know how it happens.

I remember many years ago.

I found a pair of panties on the ground when I went to my. To my house when I was coming over with some girl that was coming to my house with me. And I walked to the side of my bed, I was like, oh, crap, there's a pair of panties laying on the ground. So I grabbed it and I threw it in between my mattresses. Right, right. I was just, like, pretending I was, like, tucking them.

Totally forgot about them forever.

Right? Of course you wouldn't be like, oh, gotta get the panties.

And then I remember that I had to move my mattress while another chick was over again.

Oh, no.

These panties just would not go away. And then finally, you know, grab them and threw them away. So, fellas, just. Just throw.

Just throw them away. Because I gotta offer to buy new.

Ones if they ask for them.

Be like, you didn't tell me you didn't leave them there. Just be like, I didn't find them. I'll let you know if I find them. Because here's the thing, Jeffrey, is that I didn't like when I was dating LA guy. And granted, we. He, you know, had a life before me. I understand, but I didn't understand why he had a drawer and he didn't know that I knew this. Just like I'd gone through his drawers, whatever, looking for something, and you open a drawer and this course he leave me. I was there working a lot. I mean, literally, there was must have been six or seven pairs. And I. And jewelry, like, and all this fucking ugly jewelry. And I was like, why look at you with the dairy? Well, I'm just saying I can't eat these girls. Nice. You're like, fake ugly stuff. But I was like, what? I just like, throw them away if you're not washing them. Like, it's sort of disgusting in a health hazard. So, Jeffrey, just get rid of them. And I don't know why they do it. They either forgot or they want to think it's sexy. But don't you ask your question. And when we get to that, you said, should I give them back? No text. You can text them and say, I have your black underwear. Unless you want to see me again. It could be a cute, flirty thing. But here's the problem, Jeffrey. What if it's not that girl's underwear? What if you got confused and you're like, oh, I have your underwear? She's like, I didn't leave underwear. I don't have black underwear with lace. And then you're in trouble. So the best thing to do is to not talk about it and to throw them away asap. That's good. We solved that.

Good.

Okay. Dear Emily, I was on and off with my first love for about five years. Our last breakup was my choice because I wanted some freedom. She ended up getting knocked up, and though she denies it, I feel like she was pressured into marriage. She was married for three years, had a second kid, but he was only around for a year due to military duties. The last year of their marriage, we've been having an affair. He was tragically killed before coming back. It's been a year now, and we are caught in this strange place where she wants me around and sometimes seems into me, and other times she's totally riddled with guilt and only wants to live for him. Is this a situation I should leave or stick out? Truthfully, I would love to be with her and move forward in our lives, but sometimes I feel she will forever be living in the past and due to the way things have played out. What's my play here, Dan? Well, Dan, that's a really. That is a twisted story, because I didn't know where I was going. But, you know, it sounds like to me you've been on and off for five years, and then she got knocked up. It sounds like you guys really have a strong connection, but she's going through trauma right now. Losing a husband, the father of your children, knowing that your children's dad is not going to be there is traumatic. And I would say that you could be supportive of her emotionally, but she should go to therapy asap. If she's not had therapy yet, she can't afford therapy. A lot of cities and counties offer, you know, therapy through the city, and you could find a way to get it. And I think that she needs intensive therapy because that's trauma. That's. You know, even if she didn't love, she's having an affair with you. Doesn't mean that she didn't. She does not have a Very strong bond. She did not have a very strong bond with him. It's father of her children again and she married him. So I would say, you know, you should stick it out if you really love her, but you can't. And this is what. Men fall into this a lot. They want to solve all the problems and you want to make her feel better. And no matter how many dozens of roses or gifts you buy her or how much you love her and tell her that she's great and all these things, that's not going to help the trauma that she's experienced by losing someone that is so close to her. So I would say that. And it takes years sometimes to get over deaths. It's a very hard thing. And so if you're not in for the long haul of this, this is going to be around, you know, the kids. If you become the stepfather to these children, you know, you're not their dad. You could adopt him, but, you know, he'll always be around. There'll be that presence. And I would just say that you, you should make sure she gets some help and gets checked out and has someone to talk to about it, because that's. That's traumatic. But I think if you love her, you should stick with her. That's what I gotta say. What do you think?

Just let her work it out. I totally agree with that. I mean, I've had, in my younger years, when I was in high school, I had three of my friends pass away in three different separate incidents within six months of each other. So it's. And it took. It took years to get over that kind of stuff.

Years, Years.

And you know, you want them to be okay right away, but, you know, they just got to work that out, man. Eventually they will get over it. I'm not saying, I mean being insensitive. I'm being insensitive by just saying getting over it. But eventually they'll be able to move on and get through life, right?

Exactly. And if you love her, just stick through it. Sometimes we are. And you know, you might be going through something in a few years and you're going to want her to have your back. So relationships experience up and down. You want to be there through the good and the bad.

Yeah.

Hey there, Emily. How do you have a threesome? Safely? I am married and my wife and I are worried about contracting STDs. What do you suggest about this? How do you go about asking that to the person that you bring in? Thanks, John. Okay, John, that's a great question. I was Actually, on the Doctors TV show, which is a popular daytime talk show, talking about this very thing. And it is important. I can't. You know, you could ask them if they have STDs. I would ask, you know, if they have, you know, if they're honest and open about it. But I would say you have to use protection. You have to use a condom. If you're having sex with both of the women, I'm assuming it's you're having sex with another woman. Just because that's the way it usually goes when couples. Not saying there aren't two men and a girl threesome, but I'm assuming it's another woman. If you are having sex with both of them, you need to change your condom in between. So you can't stick your penis inside one, pull it out, and then stick your penis inside the other. When you're wearing a condom, you need to change condoms. Now, I know this might be a buzzkill, but, dude, you're having sex with two women, so how bad could it be, right? Life's pretty good. If you perform oral sex on the. On the other woman, the third partner, you can wear protection. She can wear. I mean, you could. She could wear a dental dam. What's dental dam? It's like you can make it out of a condom. Actually, it's latex. And you put it over her vagina when you're performing oral sex on her. And it actually does not feel bad to have the. It's just latex, like a condom.

But you.

You can perform oral sex on her through that. A dental dam. You can buy them at the store or literally, you can cut. Cut the tip off of a condom, open a condom, cut the tip off of it, cut it in half one side and open it up, spread it open. And there's dental dam. So that's what you should do. If you're going to pick someone random, make sure you pick you. You know, you talk to them and you meet with them beforehand and you feel comfortable before you do anything. And you could also make the agreement that you're going to get tested, all of you, before a threesome. But how many people really do that? I'm going to tell you to do that, and that's what you should do. But are you really going to do that? I don't know, but I think you should. And this is a good opportunity to mention this, that a lot of. So a lot of women don't love performing oral sex on men. So I'm sure you're hoping that you know, during your threesome that you're going to get it. They don't. A lot of guys only perform on oral sex on women. But I want to tell you about masque M A S Q U E. Masque strips for men.

For women.

I mean, it's called. It's your mask is the website. But anyway, they're like these little strips. They're like those breath strips that you put on your tongue and dissolves, but they're for oral sex. So if a woman, if you're with a partner and she won't perform oral sex because she doesn't like the taste or she doesn't like doing it, they have four flavors. And when you. When she's performing oral sex, the next time it'll taste like a chocolate milkshake comes in chocolate, strawberry, mango, and watermelon. And they are amazing. Go to your mask or go to my website, satchthelpme.com and check them out, because I'm telling you guys can write me all the time. I've been married. My wife won't perform oral sex on me anymore. What do I do? Or I'm with this woman. So that's what you do. You pop a mask strip. It lasts for 20 minutes. It masks the taste of semen. Yeah, they're awesome and they taste delicious. That's what I got to say about that. Okay, let's move on to what's your favorite? My favorite mask flavor. Yeah, I really like the strawberry.

And the mango.

Yeah, you seem to bring up the mango a lot.

I love mango everything. Like, give me a mango, I'll eat a whole. I buy mangoes at the store. I'll eat a whole entire mango. Like, delicious mango and mango shakes. Mango smoothies, Mango mask strips. Delish. We have really fun videos that we've been doing them that are also on our website.

Oh, did you see the claymation one? Yeah, I was about to bring the claymation.

Did you like that?

Yeah, that was cool. It was claymation done by one of your interns, right. And they put it up on sex with emily.com and it shows all these different sex positions. That must have took so much time.

I know. I wasn't even there. They, like, I was off and I was in LA and they put it together. Kyle, my. One of my interns in Kelsey and her friend, they just spent the entire day making claymation and they never have done it before. And it looks amazing. Like people are loving it, I think. Amazing. It's so funny.

It was good.

I know they loved It. Okay, let's move into our topic. Some scary things in honor of Halloween. It's October. Okay. How can you handle what could be potentially scary in bed? Because, you know, sometimes things happen. You know, you never know. Like, you've heard things. Have you ever been embarrassed? Menace. In bed.

In bed?

Yeah.

Embarrassed.

Like, has anything ever happened? You're like, oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed that happened.

Not that I can think of. I'm sorry. I wish I had a story to share.

Really. Okay, good. Just.

How about you?

Yeah, I've made strange noises and stuff that I'm not proud about. Some people are afraid to spit or swallow, right? Some may, you know, not like the taste. We said the taste of semen. That's why they might use mask strips.

But it's nothing to bers.com or. You're a mask. No, go ahead. It's nothing to be. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. Exactly.

Because you don't like to do something, right.

Exactly. But here's one thing. This is. This is scary moment number one.

All right.

Poor timing. This is for a guy. Is he a one Minute Man? This was. This is a topic that I discussed when I was on the doctor show. The most embarrassing. This is when I was on it again. The most embarrassing bedroom moments. So I think that if this happens to you and you're a guy, I think guys are mortified. Hasn't this happened to you, Menace? What were you ejaculate quicker than you would.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Minuteman, right? The Minute Man. Guys freak out. They think she's gonna leave, she's gonna never have sex with him again. Not true. I'm telling you. And it's. In a way, it's like, I don't know, you're like, fine, whatever. Like, you know what you should do then? You should perform oral sex on her. Make sure. Whip out her. Her Jimmy Jane vibrator and make sure that she gets off. But it's not a big deal. She can say, you know, you could say something like, that's great. Let's. One minute. Let's go for 10. Or something like that, Man. If you have an ongoing problem with this issue. I'm not even saying it's a. If it's something that, like, you are the Minute man every time you have sex. You can try supplements. You can talk to your first. Go to your doctor, get checked out. And this is where for the supplements come in forta. Online. We talked about that earlier. You can order them now. They were not available in The States. You can get them at the Forta website, and they're 100% organic. So it's not like Viagra, where you have to get a prescription. And then you might have a prescription and it might last your erection, might last 48 hours or whatever the commercial says. But these are like. Actually, they make you feel better if you take them. You can take them every day, and they give you energy and they help you with your erection issues. So that could be a scary moment. Poor timing. Scary moment. Number two, someone passes gas.

Yes.

What do you do? You just. You just laugh, keep on pissing, keep on pushing on, keep on keeping on. Ignore it. Pretend it didn't happen. You know, guys, I just think that with these bodily emissions that come out when you're having sex, that everyone. It happens. It's part of sex. There's something that's gonna come out of you or some weird things gonna happen, and you just gotta keep going on. And I don't. I think that the person that happens to, like, if. Let's say I passed gas during sex, I'd probably be embarrassed for like a second. I'd be like, whatever. But keep. I mean, do guys really care? Madness. Are you ever, like, gross, I want her to leave now and take her panties with her?

No. Guys don't care.

Right?

Guys don't care.

You're not, like, judging for that.

Women, you just think so much that we care about so much different things. It's just like, we don't. You stop putting so much pressure on yourself.

Right? So you really don't. You're speaking for men now, and I'm speaking for women. I'm saying that we don't care either. We know that it happens. We all. It happens to us all. I've never done it in my life, but I know that it happens.

I think also, I just want to put it in a general thing where, you know, women need to stop putting so much pressure on themselves to think that they know what guys want. Or like, guys, right?

What do you mean? Like, just that women just in general.

Like, oh, no one's gonna sleep with me because I'm hideous. Or, I, you know, I'm 15 pounds overweight. No, guys are just not.

It's all about confidence.

Yeah.

You're 50. You think you're 15 pounds overweight, but you feel good and you're confident. Don't you think that you've seen the woman who is 15 pounds overweight, but she. The way she carries herself is so strong and confident, and you're Attracted to her, like her essence and who she is. You're not like, oh, but she could lose 10 pounds. Like, I think that women are obsessed with their weight. They're obsessed with all this stuff and they just don't need to be. They don't as much. And men don't have to worry about their penis size. And you heard it here. Okay, scary moment number three. He suggests something you're uncomfortable with.

Are you really that scared? Was this suggestion that scary? So have you ever suggested. No, you probably don't suggest something to women or the other way around. A woman could suggest something to a man and he could be like, that could be scary.

Maybe the suggestions regarding anal sex or some other moves you've never explored, I think that comes up. Anal guys are like, oh, would you ever try this? Guys are obsessed with anal sex. Many men are. We get a lot of emails about that. So the Sinclair Institute, I'm in love with them because they make education sex sex education videos. So you can watch one to learn and be more comfortable with trying new things in bed. We have go to my website, click on Sinclair Institute. You can get half off a dvd. We've got some special discounts going for there. But they have like so many sex education DVDs. They're sexplorations ones. If you're just somebody who's just starting to have sex and you're not that comfortable. But like I'm telling you, watching porn is fine. No problem with that. Not the way to learn how to have sex. Because what you see in porn is people going at it in different positions that look good visually. Because men are visual creatures, so are women. It's not necessarily the position that's going to get her off. However, if you watch a Sinclair Institute education video, you can get it on any topic. Sexplorations is one that's very popular. You can watch it with your partner. It's real people having sex, but it's the right way of having sex. So please check them out. And also if you're uncomfortable, my sex drive app makes. It's called Emily sex drive. Get it in the itunes store. Makes trying new things fun. Fun. Like it makes it fun. You're like, oh, Emily says we should do it. So it's like, you know, it explains to you how to walk through it. And you don't have to bring it up. And she doesn't have to bring it up, but I'll bring it up in my app. So another scary suggestion could be the pop. With the popularity of BDSM and 50 Shades of Gray, more people are participating in bondage practices. Do you know how crazy. I mean, literally, like, every single day, I get an email from, like, someone who just wrote a book or who's, like, teaching a 50 Shades of Gray class. You've heard all about 50 Shades of Gray?

Yes, of course.

And I actually read it for once. I never have time to read, but it's good. It's hot. And everyone I know has read it. My mom's read all three. She's 70.

Your mom.

I know it's about a BDS bondage dispute.

Your mom is a freak. And I'm not saying that in a bad way.

It's because she made a sex tape.

Yeah. I think your mom is maybe more sexually progressive than you are.

Cause I've never made a sex tape.

I think your mom may need to fill in a couple times on the show.

Oh, my God. Do you remember that moment? You were there. That was, like, five years ago. My mom was on the sex with them. Weren't you there?

Yeah, I was there.

Do you remember this? Or we just.

She's like, I made a sex tape.

Yeah. We were live on the radio, and my mom was in town, so I brought her on the air, and this caller called in and said, you know, we're thinking making sex tape. What do you think about that? And I was like, well, you know, just be careful. Make sure you destroy the evidence. All the stuff that I usually say. If you're making a sex tape, be careful. And I'm like, mom, can you believe that? Would you. Would you do that? She's like, oh, maybe. Maybe I've made a sex tape. You made a sex tape? She's, yeah, well, we were afraid you kids would find it, so we destroyed it, but, you know, we did. So she is a little more progressive in her little Michigan accent.

So. Yeah, that's true. That happens. Okay, the other thing is queefing.

It happens.

Almost every woman has experienced the infamous trapped air sensation in her vagina, which can lead to noises that sound like gas. And the annoying thing about that is that it's like, you want to be like, first of all, again, keep going. Like I said, when you pass gas, you don't have to be. Just stop. Stop the presses. I just queeved. Oh, my God. Not a big effing deal. But it does sound like gas. And so then you're embarrassed because you're like, no. But I don't know what's worse, because sometimes I want to be like, oh, no, no, that was. That was. That was this the vagina with the air, not the other. But then just better keep going. Like, don't even try to explain it. But it does happen. It's air. It's because your penis is going. Your fingers, your hands, or a toy is going in and out of her vagina, which creates air bubbles which come out and sound like you're passing gas. Big deal. Don't stress on it. So it's. Just giggle about it. And it happens, and it really isn't a big deal. So awkward moment number five. Getting your period during sex, it could be an uncomfortable topic for people. So it's important to talk to your partner in case he's not comfortable having sex during your menstrual cycle. There's a lot of people. A lot of guys are not into it. They're, like, grossed out. Leave my house. Not. You know, I'm not down with those guys. Whatever. We're having sex blood. Not. It doesn't ever hurt. You wash your sheets after what side of it that's happened to you? I'm sure. Yeah, we know women. Sometimes it ha. What are you gonna say?

Oh, no. I mean, sometimes women just don't even tell you.

Sometimes we don't know. Sometimes having sex will bring on your period, and it's really annoying because you're like, oh, I think, you know, by the way. By the way, you might have to.

Go to the drive etw.

But. But the truth is that I like to say, if I'm on my period, I will say, oh, I'm, you know, having my period. And then he could be like, oh, that's cool. We don't have to do anything. Or you might be like, I don't care. So I think I just. Yeah, he's like, great, great time for oral sex and those mask strips. But. But I don't know, how do you feel about it? You don't like it? I feel like you. You're the kind of guy who's like.

No, I kind of just leave it up to them. If they. Whatever they want to do, it's fine. If they want to go to Pound town, let's go to pound town. If they're not into it, I will enjoy receiving fellatio.

Right. Thank you very much. I will always enjoy featio. Do you know how many people I have saying pound town now because of YouTube. You didn't make that up.

Pound Town. Taking them to pound town.

I'm not gonna give you credit for that, but I never heard it. So I love It.

But you do give me credit for it, right?

Always.

Oh, better, better.

I do give you credit for it. I give you credit for everything.

Take them to Pound town.

Okay, now, if you have your period and you still want to get it on, but without the mess, you can try soft cups. These are similar to menstrual cups but shaped like a diaphragm. So as it's further up in your vagina over the cervix to collect flow while still allowing for penetration. Diaphragms, that's a birth control method. They can also be used like a menstrual cup to collect the flow while still allowing for penetration. And then finally, there's female condoms. Have you ever seen the female condom goes inside of her? Many couples prefer these as they transfer heat. Better. Don't restrict the penis. And the man can remain within the woman after ejaculation. And they're expensive kind of female condoms, but I don't know why they haven't taken off. You'd think that women would just be like carrying them around and sticking them inside, but we're so used to the man doing it. But women have all these issues around wanting to be seen as slutty or whatever. But female condoms are a good option. Male condoms. You won't get blood on your penis if you're using a male condom and you won't contract an std. You should always be using condoms anyway. Here's another thing. She's menstruating. Have sex in the tub or the shower.

Have you ever done that? Yeah. That's a good one.

Yeah.

You know, I'm big sex in the shower supporter.

You love that. Why is that?

What do you love about sex in the shower?

I love being in the shower. You know, I take a couple showers a day.

Yeah, you are one of those people.

Yeah. I don't know.

As long as I'm in here. Come in here.

I feel comfortable. I feel comfortable. I feel relaxed in the shower.

Yeah.

Don't you. You don't like the shower?

I like it, but it's harder to.

I mean, it's harder. It's hard to perform. I'm not gonna say it's easy to have sex in showers. Not at all.

Right?

It is. I don't know, I just. I like being shower. I like water.

Right, right. Yeah, yeah, the whole thing. It's popular, actually. My book, hot sex. Over 200 things you can try tonight. It's amazing book because it has really great illustrations and they're beautiful illustrations. We took real pictures of People having sex. And then we illustrated them. And people just loved the illustrations. But the point is, it tells. And there's words because I wrote it. But there's a whole thing on shower sex and how the best ways to have shower sex. So you can, like, bend down, the woman can just to brace herself because it can be tricky. Didn't you have someone pass out in the shower once?

Yeah, because of the heat.

Right. I think you and I know every sex story in each other's lives.

Yeah. I was in Palm Springs and it was like hundred and something degrees, and I like taking hot showers. And I thought I killed somebody.

Oh, my God, that would be so bad.

With my penis.

But did you kind of feel good in a moment too? You're like, she's dead. But she died in a really good way because my penis was inside of her. But I'm glad that didn't happen. But you kind of brace your put your hand bend over. A woman can brace her ankles. This is a good way to have sex in the shower so you don't fall over because it can't be slippery if you put your hands on the wall. Like, you could slip around. You just got to be careful. And it's a good place to perform oral sex. And there's actually a guy. Do you know that a lot of women take baths or use the shower nozzle that comes off to have orgasms?

Oh, yeah.

So I met this guy when I was in Las Vegas at the sex conference. He's making a new vibrator that has. That is mimics that the flow of water comes out of it, and it mimics the shower nozzle.

People think of everything.

I mean, they bring that up in movies all the time. They do shower nozzle thing.

Yeah, it works.

I mean, the most. The most recent thing that I saw in was the last American Pie movie.

Oh, they did that? Well, that, like number 10, American Pie. Yeah.

But it had all the original cast in it, so I had to see it. It was all the original members, and.

They'Re all, like, married and divorced and stuff.

Well, a couple of them were married, and they're revisiting relationships from the first movie. I know you think it's ridiculous because it's not. You know, it wasn't in the Cannes Film Festival, but it had a lot.

Of the first one. Yeah, but he had sex with the pie. That's still funny.

You oversee these movies because of who's in them or what the titles are or things, but there's a lot of stuff that's relatable to this, to your show that you would like to bring to the table. So in this movie she was masturbating with the shower head. Right?

Right.

And the husband was in bed masturbating. They were masturbating at the same time.

But not having sex because they're sat. Right. That happens. That is such a common issue that is there.

Why do you think that's happening?

I think that couples stop connecting intimately. You know, sometimes they have children, this couple of kids. I think it gets in the way of their intimacy. They just don't want to. Something happens sometimes. Like, you know, he's holding a grudge, he's holding a grudge. Things have been building up over months and months. Doesn't happen in a day. There's probably issues in the relationship that have gotten them. They've just pulled apart and they haven't been able. They're like, you know what? It's easier for me just to do it on my own because then we got to be intimate. And like the couples just get. They just. I mean, seriously, we've received 15 emails the last week from guys who can't. Who wives wouldn't have sex with them or haven't had sex. I mean it happens after time and you've got to. I'm telling you, if you are in a relationship and you're not having sex with your partner, that is a problem. It's not okay. Like it's okay every once. So I'm not saying it's bad to masturbate without your partner, but if this goes on for months and months and months and you're not having sex together, like that's going to wreak havoc on your relationship and it's going to be a problem. So you need to like go see a sex therapist or you need to talk about what the issues are. Maybe you're too busy. You think the kids are going to come in, whatever it is. That was another issue in Jeff Probstow. They were like, oh, the kids are going to come in. I'm afraid to have sex. I'm like, people get a lock on your door. What is the friggin problem? You know what I mean? That's what people worry about. So you just got to work on it, you got to talk about it. If you can't talk about it, go to therapy and talk about it. But it's not. People make excuse, it's fine. Like my friend who's married, they barely have sex. She's married for 15 years. She's like I've had enough good sex in my life. This is what she tells herself. I don't really need it anymore like you do. We all need it. We're human, Creed. Like, you need to connect. You both need to connect on that level. So finally, scary moment. Last one. Drunk and can't get it up. Menace can't relate to that at all.

They can't. Because. No, because I told you.

Oh, but you have the opposite effect.

Yes, it does. I swear to God. On everything. On everything. Alcohol does not affect. It actually enhances. But that's just me, and I'm not endorsing it.

Right?

Try some shots of tequila sometimes. See how much it spices up your sex life.

And remember, if you can't get it up, then I would say that you should just make sure that you give her pleasure. If you have a problem with it, be like, hey, babe, I'm gonna go down on you for an hour. That is no problem at all. We will not have a problem with that. We will not argue. So that's what we got time for today. This is the Sex with Emily show. You can check out all of our shows@sexwithemily.com youm can download them on itunes. Just go to my website and figure it out. We've got hundreds of shows. We will improve your sex life just by listening. So thanks everyone for listening. Was it good for you? Email me feedbackexwithemily.com Good Vibrations carries the hottest toys and vibes. I love the Jaejoo Mimi because it's discreet, yet extremely powerful and great for couple sex. Find out how much pleasure your body can really handle. Use coupon code Emily for 15% off@sexwithemily.com goodvibes.

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