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Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Bedroom eyes, they call them, in a bygone day.

Hey, Emily, you got a boyfriend? Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken.

He thinks you're kind of cute.

A girl's gotta have her standards.

Oh my.

The women know about shrinkage.

Isn't it common knowledge?

What do you mean?

Like laundry? It shrinks.

Can we not talk about sex so much?

Are you kidding me? Oh, my.

Oh, my God. I feel so good.

Being bad feels pretty good.

But you know, Emily's not The kind of girl you just play with.

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Hi, how you doing?

Good, how are you?

Speaking of sex toys, I watched Jackass 3 3D and they have 3D dildos, like through the entire movie.

Really? Three dildo. So they look like they're, like, jutting out of you. Were you having a heart attack?

Your face. Yeah.

Magnus doesn't like sex toys.

There's a lot of wiener in there too, so. Big fan of wiener. You should check out Jackass.

I have not seen it and I probably never will, but thanks for sharing that. I appreciate it. How have you been?

I'm good. Good going shows and stuff like that.

Yeah.

Who do I see recently? I saw she and him with Zooey Deschanel. Who? I'm in.

You love her.

You've loved her forever.

Yeah, I won LCD sound system, Deadmau5, who's a big DJ. And yeah, I'm going to Shakira tonight.

That's great. How's the drinking?

Drinking is.

I'm gonna cut it off.

Really?

Like, no drinking? No drinking game over for a month?

Well, no, I'm gonna cut it off until, like, March because I have to go to south by Southwest.

Right. You cannot drink there. That'd be crazy not to drink in Southwest. Southwest. Right. Okay, I got it.

Take a break.

How about you? I'm good. I've been in school, as you know, and I just finished my three weeks of school. My last day was yesterday. And so I'm well on my way to becoming a, you know, Dr. Human sexuality.

So what about three weeks? And then what?

Three weeks and then I have home study, so I have a bunch of videos to watch, maybe porn books to read till February. And then in February, students come back and we all study again. And then I have again in June.

So do you have. You're doing a lot of home study.

I got home studying.

Like, what kind of home study?

Home studying. Like, I gotta use some sex toys and stuff? No, I don't really know yet. Actually, I'm glad you asked it, because we have a special guest here today. Sarah Miller is here. Sarah's one of my classmates.

Yeah.

And I find her to be one of my most interesting classmates. I was like, you've gotta come on my show. Really? Hi, Sarah. Sarah is a multifaceted woman. She's a pro dominatrix. She identifies as queer, which she's gonna explain to us. And she's into bdsm, kinky sex, all that stuff. So she's gonna get into it, and she's gonna talk to us and join us today and just kind of chat. So this week in sex school, I was taking notes throughout the week about things that we had to do. So we were in this advanced. What was it called? Advanced or advanced skills. Practical skills. We're learning our practical skills. So this is what I had to do this week. I got naked in class. I made a picture of my vagina. I wrote a letter to my body part, particularly my G spot. And I got analyzed by my professor in front of class. She did a therapy session on me naked. I got naked. Okay. So here.

Analyzed Naked.

No, I did not get analyzed naked. But that would have been interesting, so. That would have been interesting, so. No, I mean, it sounds kind of silly because I'm writing this down, like, my vagina. I got naked. But really, it was really about being comfortable with your body, because so many people, you know, we're learning to be, you know, sexologists. And so when you have to be comfortable with your own body, if you've got body image issues, you know, that's a major issue in when you're a sex therapist or sex counselor, so. So it was just like being comfortable with your own body. But not only did we have to get up in front of class, you got up. You could have the option of leaving your clothes on. There was a few people that left their clothes on, but I took everything off except for my underwear. I couldn't quite. Was that bad? What'd you do? I got totally naked. You got totally naked?

Oh, you forget. You forgot.

I didn't forget. You looked hot. I forgot.

No, you didn't.

No, no, no, you did.

Not that I sexualized you, but it was hot. I remember.

Wait, so you gotta get naked, and didn't you just stand in front of everybody?

No. You go to a Mirror. There was a mirror in the class, and you had to talk to yourself in the mirror and be like, well, think my ears are funny. And I don't like my hair. My boobs kind of are this and my vagina. Like, you had to go through your whole body and analyze it. Naked in front of the class, and the class doesn't say a word, and then you sit down. And at first I was. I have to say, I was nervous. I don't get naked in front of people. I don't pose naked. I won't do things naked. And. And I. And. But it was a very empowering experience, getting up there and, like, taking your clothes off and being like, here I am, and here's what I like and what I don't like. And it was. It was a good experience.

Wow.

Don't you think, Sarah, What'd you think of it?

Oh, I loved it. But see, this was like the fifth time I've gotten naked in front of people at school.

So she's a little advanced. She's a few semesters ahead of me.

Just of you. But you'll get naked way more in front of a lot more people, actually.

Really?

Oh, yeah, I think. And it's great because, I don't know, last night, last trimester, I got naked a lot, and when I came home, I could ejaculate. And I attribute that to just being super comfortable.

So you weren't able to female ejaculate before that?

No, not really. Not like, gosh, you know, like, go crazy.

So how did getting naked in front of the class translate to your female ejaculation?

I think it did. And people. Well, it makes sense, doesn't it? Yeah. Being comfortable with your body Completely. I think being able to let go because, you know, when we got, like, we got Nate, You'll. You'll. You'll do it if you want to. I can't. I can't give you more details because it's kind of a surprise.

Okay.

But it's. Yeah. So you, you know, getting naked in front of everybody, it's like you're dealing with your body image issues.

Right.

And so once you've kind of dealt with that, you can get naked from a partner and ejaculate everywhere.

We're getting into that later. So Sarah's actually going to be here with her. We're going to talk more about her sex life and stuff. More towards the end of the show, we're actually going to do another show with her as well, because she's got a plethora. Of information. And then I had to write a letter to my body part that I feel I've been neglecting lately. So I wrote I should have brought it in with me. My G spot. I don't feel that I paid enough attention to it.

You're obsessed with your G spot.

I am not obsessed with it. I don't pay. I just know how I can have an orgasm and it's not usually involving my G spot. So I wrote a letter.

Okay.

And then I drew a picture of my vagina, which was kind of lame because I did it. I did it five minutes before class. Like people did elaborate like vaginas, like where they like went and got play doh. And like big feathers and they made amazing sculptures. But I'm such a last minute person that I just do a rainbow. Did you see that one?

No.

Did you? It was a rainbow shaped vagina.

Did your G spot write you back and say about time you paid?

Not yet. I'm waiting for the letter. I don't have the letter with me. I'll read it next week. I'll read it next week. So we're gonna talk to Sarah. We're also gonna read some sex news today and some of your emails that you sent us. And. Yeah, so it'll be a good day. So what else did we do? Okay, so I got analyzed with a professor in front of class as well. So I. She wanted to use me as like a subject about a sex issue that I was having. And so I had to just. It was like a. Wasn't it like a full on therapy session?

It was an intake. I think it was going through like your basic sex history, like in front of everybody.

Yeah, this is what I've been doing. Sweet, intense.

Sharing is caring. Why don't you share some?

I did share. I talked about just my like my first sexual experience. What I remember like this girl when I was in third grade putting her hand on my boob and it felt really good. And then I talked about the fact that I didn't know how to master like masturbation. Never occurred to me until I was like 18. I didn't even think to masturbate. Didn't even. I didn't have like Catholic, you know, any kind of like Catholic or religious upbringing. I don't know why I said Catholic, but any religious upbringing that was like, don't touch yourself. My mom was very open. It literally never occurred to me you just accidentally met.

Like you didn't accidentally orgasm?

No.

Like climbing up a rope.

I hate those People. Oh yeah, Yeah. I was like, I was like riding a horse and I had an orgasm. Like that never happened to me.

Yeah, my best friend can do that with like leg lifts and shit.

That used to happen to me at the gym. I. There was this one machine. We've talked about this before. There was a machine at the gym when you put your legs in and out. And I would have an orgasm that way. But it doesn't happen anymore.

See?

What? It's not that easy. I'm sorry.

Wow.

Okay, let's get into what you saw.

My comment like last week about the scientist because I said it in a podcast and somebody tweeted it out.

No. What was it?

I go, the new scientists have found a new way to make women orgasm.

Yes.

Throwing Gucci bags at them. Yeah, people loved it.

I said, don't throw them.

Oh, throw them.

No, you should gently place them in their lap. Yeah, that was really funny.

And then some girls are like, oh, I'm a Chanel girl, blah, blah.

Right. That's funny. People like you, Menace. That's really probably your. But it probably is your strategy, isn't it? What are you sleeping around?

No, never.

How's it going? How's your sex life? Mine's non existent, so I have nothing to say right now.

Mine is good.

Good.

I mean, I don't have anybody serious, but okay.

Anyone you're throwing known you're throwing Gucci bags at.

No Gucci bags. Only the, only the girlfriends get the Gucci bags, not anybody. I don't need to throw a Gucci bag just to have casual sex with somebody.

No, it's just when you want the real relationship. Yeah, that's great advice. I was like, oh look, Menace is doing. It was a tweet that he sent out, which is white. Menace is your tweet Twitter. And it was like, how does. And I was like, oh, I'm good for menace doing a sex tip. It was like sex tip. And then it was like throw Gucci bags and like figures. Lame, Menace. Lame. Okay, let's get into some sex in the news.

Okay.

All right.

Okay. So mother of teen sex addict sues the Tyra Banks Show. The tyra Banks show. TV producers who kidnapped sex addicts. The mother of a 15 year old son, self proclaimed sex addict is suing Warner Brothers Entertainment Tyra Banks and executive producers for a Talk show for $3 million for featuring her child on television without consent. So apparently they had, they flew this child out with getting parental consent, put him up in hotel and she claims that she Was promoted as featuring a 15 year old sex addict on the show. And her biological mother and legal guardian said she didn't like it at all. The show was undoubtedly watched by sexual deviants, perverts and pedophiles alike, argues the complaint. So I don't know. So allegedly the producers say that they didn't know they had to get permission or something. So they're suing it for $3 million. That's pretty amazing though. That is a little like 15 year old kid flying out without getting parental consent to talk about their sex addiction. People do for content, I guess, good content, but that's not.

Yeah, but I have to. I mean, at work I have to get anything signed off by somebody that's underage.

Right. This is what I understand. Anytime you get paid for something, if you're underaged, you have to get paperwork signed.

Yeah.

So they're saying that they didn't. Can you imagine turning the TV and there's a child like, I'm a sex addict at 15.

Yeah. Even if I give away like tickets to a concert to an underage kid, like I have to get their parents to sign off on giving them tickets. Like that is just dumb. Really, whoever did that.

I know, but probably nothing will happen. And $3 million is probably nothing to them at all.

So they'll be like, all right.

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Okay. Next story is sex survey at D.C. school sparks controversy. A Washington D.C. middle school is under fire after distributing a survey to seventh graders asking both boys and girl about their sexual orientations and whether they knew how to put on a condom. Among other questions, the students were asked about their genders, whether they're male, female or transgendered. And they were asked to identify themselves as straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, or not sure. Other questions included, how sure are you that you know the difference between oral, vaginal, anal sex? Would you know where to get condoms if when a friend needed them, can you correctly put on a condom on yourself or partner? The survey also asked about the student's history of sexual activity. The problem was they sent a letter to the parents, like at first saying, do you approve of this study? But the same day they sent the letter to the parents, they gave the study out. So the parents are pissed off. So unfortunately, the opt out letter to parents regarding this unit in the health class went home on the same day that the assessment was administered. As a result, there was not enough time to allow for parental response before the unit began. So I think it's, I think we need more sex education in schools though. So parents probably would have been up in arms, but you need, you know, it's good that they're asking these questions. I never got asked these questions. We talked a lot about this in school, how there's not enough sex education.

It's good, but it's still, it's underage kids and parents need to, to give the approval.

But that's, I mean, how do we know what, you know what I mean? Like why they didn't get approval to learn about like World War II or something like that.

Yeah.

So why wouldn't, why would you need approval to learn about sex?

I don't know. I guess, I guess I'm glad that they're teaching this in school. It says they're local.

Sorry to interrupt. They're having sex. I mean, learning about World War II is, there's not really many consequences in that. And having sex. There is.

Yeah. So wouldn't you want to learn more about sex and protection?

Yeah. But still they, I, I'm not gonna go tell another person's kid in, you know, what to do with their life.

Well, they did, but I don't think in that survey they're doubting letting the.

The parents, the parents know first.

Right. The parents are concerned. The survey revealed too much information for a 12 year old. But their local data showed that almost 23% of middle school students and this was in 2009. So they already had sexual intercourse once. We know that we have an STD epidemic. That's 16 times the national average. That our pregnancy rates are three times the national average. This is in D.C. so what we know is that young people are sexually active. And we need to work together, parents, schools, all of us, to make sure young people get the information and skills they need to protect themselves.

And I am not disagreeing with that at all. I think kids do need to be educated, but the parents are still in charge until they're 18.

Did you have sex ed in school?

Yeah, I barely did.

I had sex ed probably in junior high.

You must have skipped it. Right? Given your.

Given your knowledge base. Just kidding.

No, I. I found out about sex when I was like six years old.

Right.

That's all porno. And for some reason in my head, at six years old, seeing the porno, I knew what was going on. It was weird.

That is weird. You're a smart kid.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah. So I don't. We did talk about this a lot in school, that there's just really not a lot of sex education out there for youth. Like, I didn't have any. Like, we watched. It's all about reproductive. It's all about like getting sex, having sex or getting pregnant or using condoms. But it was never about, like, pleasure or masturbation. I wish I had a class on masturbation. I would have had orgasms way before I was 19 years old.

They should be pro.

I'm sort of pissed off. I'm sort of mad at my school.

Yeah, but it's different.

Different times now. That was a long time ago. Yeah, whatever. Oh, okay.

Different times, different mentalities, though.

That's true.

We have abstinence only education still, and it's still being funded.

Yeah, but it's.

In this area. It's. It's based on the areas. I'm sure that's in San Francisco. In San Francisco. That's not going to happen in maybe Missoula, Montana. Yeah.

Well.

No, you're in Colorado.

Yeah.

In Denver. I mean, absence.

Only in Denver.

I mean, there. Well, there's abstinence. There's certain. I think there's certain fun. I mean, I. I wouldn't. I couldn't tell you which school districts have it, but I don't know which. I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of them getting funded still for it.

Yeah.

In which case.

Yeah. Sex education needs to be open. Yeah.

But even, Even in your sexual education, you never learned how to pleasure. Like, you never learned how to pleasure yourself at school in the sex education classes, you probably knew how your teacher.

Yeah, but then, no, see, I didn't know because you have a penis that sticks out and gets hard. I was just like, I don't know what's going on. I didn't even pay attention. I was so busy. Yeah, I was busy all the way till I was like, 18, 19. And then my mom was like, really? And then I started having sex, and I wasn't having friends. Like, we have an orgasm. I'm like, no, what's that? My mom was like. She gave me a book to read, and my friends were all like, you have to masturbate. I'm like, master who? And then I did, and then I. Oh, what have I been missing my whole life?

It's a self pleasure.

Self pleasure.

Self pleasure.

I can't say masturbate.

I don't.

Well, is that one of the words we learned? We've learned, like, there's certain words we shouldn't say in class. Not masturbate, I think.

Yeah, masturbate. Because it has negative connotations.

Because it meant pleasure is. We're supposed to say self pleasure instead of masturbate.

That's the actual definition. Where did it come from?

Pleasure still sounds the same as masturbate.

No, because the origins of the word masturbate is like some kind of Latin origin. Right? That's kind of messed up. Something like that. That. Whatever. I'm not gonna be the PC. We were too busy sleeping.

The number one.

The number one word that people think about. Well, even when you say self, pleasure is gonna go instantly go to masturbate.

Well, sure, but, you know. But you're still saying self pleasure as opposed to.

You're just trying to. You're like. They don't even talking like a politician.

They don't want to say penetration. We. Why am I saying. They were like, don't say penetration. Why not say engulfment? Like you're being engulfed. Like. Like a woman is being, you know, being engulfed. Right. Or the man's penis is being engulfed by the woman's vagina.

I speak at this point. I want to talk about banging. Can you say bangin?

They'd hate you.

They would not let you in the door. Okay, so next story. Beware of the sex killers. If you want to rev up your sex life, first, make sure you don't shut it down. Many everyday items can interfere with pleasure in the sack. Menace, this one's for you. Number one, alcohol.

What?

Yep. In Macbeth. Shakespeare wrote that this substance provokes the desire but takes away the performance. Truer words were never penned. When people of average weight drink more than two beers, cocktails, or glasses of wine an hour, alcohol interferes with erection and men. And impairs sexual responsiveness in women. Drink too much and you'll do it all. You'll do it in the prone position and pass.

Performance enhancer.

Really? That's what you think?

No.

That's what she didn't say.

No.

Okay. Tobacco smoking narrows the blood vessels, impairing blood flow into the penis in men and increasing the risk of erection impairment in women. The same mechanism limits blood flow into the vaginal while decreasing lubrication.

Some people say smoking marijuana that they get, like. They get all horny, heavy and horny. Horny Bill.

But we have a bell. Every time I say horny, we ring a bell, but we're in the wrong office at the wrong studio today.

But I don't see how that could happen. Like, with guys, I don't know how they could get erect after smoking pot.

Why?

I don't know. Because it hinders you and makes you all slow and everything.

Sometimes. It depends who that person is.

I don't think I could get an erection after smoking marijuana.

Right. A lot of people get turned on by having, like. A lot of people, it heightens their sex drive.

Really?

But it's not a good thing, probably.

I think it would make me want to eat Chinese food.

That's what it does. It gives you the munchies, and then you want to have sex. Maybe. Okay. Antidepressants. You want eat Chinese food? You're like, I was gonna have a boner, and I decided to have some egg foo young.

Yeah, that's where I would be.

Antidepressants. Antidepressants are another sex killer. Beware antipregs. They work, you know, they help you with your. Your depression. But they can carry considerable risk of sexual side effects. Loss of desire and difficulty reaching orgasm in both sexes. Impaired erections in men and lubrication problems in women. If you take an antidepressant, what can you deserve to preserve sexual function? So try a drug holiday where you go off of the medication and you see if it can still work.

Yeah, no.

Talk to your physician before you go off any medication.

My buddy was telling me about this. Like, he. He tried two different drugs, and they had two different outcomes. One, he can never, like, rise to occasion, and then two, he could rise to occasion, but he can never orgasm.

He'd just go forever, wouldn't that make you more depressed?

Yeah, exactly. Well, this is the. This is the. This is the thing with antidepressants. It's like this sick joke. It's like, oh, you're suppressed and you want to kill yourself. Well, here's something that make you feel better, and you're finally feeling better. Oh, but I'm sorry, you can't have sex. You can't enjoy sex. So it's sort of like this bad catch 22 or whatever you want to call it. Illicit drugs. There's a good reason why narcotics and tranquilizers are called downers. That's what happens to the sexual interest of people who use them. But uppers are no better. Amphetamines and cocaine stimulate sexual desire but impair orgasm, making sex decidedly frustrating. The most sexually unpredictable illicit drug is marijuana. Some say it enhances lovemaking chemically. It just might. Pot increases blood levels of phlenethylamine. Can you say that? I've seen it before. A neurotransmitter associated with love and lust. Marijuana makes other people withdraw or become anxious or eat Chinese food or irritable, which can ruin sex. Finally, all illicit drugs involve risk of involuntary intimacy.

Blah, blah, blah.

Okay, sorry, let's go back. That's assuming that orgasm is like, the ultimate goal again, because I've had plenty of amazing sex on.

On drugs.

On.

Yeah, yeah.

On a lot of different. I mean, on drugs.

But are you able to. Okay, right. You're right. This is so. Is. This is another thing from sex school. You can't assume. When you say sex, you can't assume that it means that everyone came to orgasm.

But, I mean, I wasn't. I don't think I was ever sexually frustrated when I was 31.

Ecstasy is, you know, people have sex on that all the time, you know?

It feels great, doesn't it?

It does. I don't know. I wouldn't know.

But no, if I did. And maybe some. Mushrooms are acid. It probably.

Mushrooms is good, too. Not that I'm endorsing any of this stuff, but my friend who was really into coke for a long time, he always referred to it as coke weenie, where.

It'S extremely hard, but he doesn't kill him. Yeah, I can't get any.

But it still feels really good. And you still have a great time, I'm sure.

Right. Just because you don't have an orgasm doesn't mean that it's not a pleasure.

It's just. It's got. It's. You can see the, you know, ulterior motives Right, exactly.

But if people are bumming out that they're not able to, you know, this might be why. Because you drink too much or you're smoking too much or.

All in moderation.

All in moderation, exactly. A little bit of this and that never hurt.

Do you know Sarah Gray? I started studying, like studying. I started reading up on her. She's. She's always in Entourage now, but she started off in porn and like Steven Spielberg picked her to being some have a lead role in the movie. So now she's like a legitimate actress. And I watched this video and she talks about the sperm tasting different when people do do drugs and.

Yeah, it's true. Right? Your sperm, the taste of your sperm is affected by what you eat, what you put in your body.

Yeah.

So I mean I've heard there's some foods too and even women like the taste of women too. Like I had a friend who was dating this girl and he literally, she was a total vegetarian and she took all these vitamins and he's like, I could not stand her taste because of the vitamins.

Meat too. Like if you. A lot of meat I think can change, but you know, I mean, I don't know. It's all relative.

It's like in moderation. But really there are some things that can. I wonder what it. Like asparagus. That's your pee.

But still coffee makes you. Your pee stink.

I'm never going to stop drinking coffee. I don't think I'm obsessed with coffee. Like I would get up, I get out of bed in the morning for coffee. Does anyone else do that? You just get up? No, you don't drink coffee. But you. Because you drink Red Bulls all day long.

Yeah. I mean I'll have a white iced mocha here and there, but that's about it.

Yeah, that's good. Okay. I don't know. White iced mocha isn't bad. But you don't need coffee in the morning to get going.

No, I'm fine.

Do you, Sarah?

I'm not addicted, but I do prefer it.

It's so good.

Yeah, I'm not, you know, I doing morning radio forever. So I have like this built in clock. No matter how late I go to bed, I'll still get up at like.

7Am do you really?

Yeah. And I can.

Aren't you tired? See, you're tired though.

A little tired. But I just, you know, it just takes me a little while. But I don't need anything to, you.

Know, I probably don't need it.

I just love It.

I love the taste. And then I get my muffin. They say for me every morning at my coffee shop, my little coffee shop I go to every day, they're like, we saved it for you because it's gone. And then I would. I'm always so bummed my muffins aren't there. Like, I think I look really angry, but they started to save it for me just in case it wasn't there. There.

Yeah, Gotta get that mug.

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Right.

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Why though does it have the CD in it? This one?

No, but I never use that.

You're right. No one uses CDs. I do, but people don't.

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I think you should, honey. And then you should do tune up. Okay, let's move into some emails from listeners. Thanks everyone for emailing me@feedbackexwithemily.com Dear Emily, I found your site on podcast directory and was just looking for new podcasts to listen to. I clicked on by popularity and saw your podcast and clicked on it and I've been downloading for some time now. I just want to tell you about someone that I had met a few years ago. This girl was about 23 years old and had small breasts. A or B cup. We hooked up like what menace means. What does that mean? Menace?

It means they had sex.

They had sex and I disagree. Okay. And we were kissing for a long time and then I worked on her breast. We did not go all the way that night, but I did make her orgasm just by sucking and touching her breast for over an hour. She spent the. She spent. She was spent after that and we hooked up the next night. She went wild after half hour of messing around. All I can say is that things were very wet and no extra lube was needed that night. All just from sucking on her breasts the night before. I dated her for almost a year before we went different ways. I've always found that if the woman is pleased, then she will do what is needed to please you. As far as when I like to have sex. Morning or night? Yes, both please. Lol. And the touching of the balls. Ladies, go for it. I have no problems with it. I think menace is too uptight and needed to just get drunk and let it happen. Then Emily, you need to be there that night and give him the best handjob that you ever have given to a guy to shut him up. As always, thanks for a great time. Chris from St. Petersburg, Florida. So he brought up some interesting points. So, Sarah, we gotta bring you in. We've had this hand job debate going on for probably a year now where I think that hand jobs are not a replacement for oral sex, but they're a great way to. A great addition. Like give a guy a hand job every once in a while. Or like, you know, like, it's a nice thing to mix it up a little bit. To mix it up a little bit. And Menace thinks that. No. Menace thinks that women can't do it. Like, they can do it. So why even bother?

No.

Okay.

If a girl is giving me a hand job assisting fellatio, fine. Cool.

Yeah.

But not just a solo hand job. Just on its own, by itself.

What if you're, like, in public, in.

A car, at the movies, In a car.

Again, it's too messy. You can't just give a solo hand job. You can't.

What? Why?

Why?

Because. Are you circumcised? It's not. Yeah, but it's not. It's not.

As good as a guy can give it to himself.

Okay, so why don't you just give their ongoing thing. But this is interesting.

Fellatio. Fellatio.

Easy cleanup.

Do both. I'm just saying, don't only do. Don't. Don't keep doing the same sexual routines over and over and over again. That's my point.

Hello.

And I give a killer hand job. Okay.

Right? That's what they all say.

Yeah, dude. It's true. So. And then he hooked up with a woman who had orgasms through her breasts. I have friends like that. I can't. Can you have an orgasm through your breasts? I wish.

Well, I can't say that I can't because I've never had anybody, I guess, focus on my tits that much.

Wow. I would love if someone did that.

Yeah.

Men do not touch breasts enough.

How, though? A lot of. A lot of times people just don't know how.

Do you teach them?

I mean.

No, but see, I think it's just the guys are afraid because they don't know the timing. Because of. How long do I make out with them before I start?

No, no, no. Because they'll start going in, thinking, like, maybe they'll, like, make you look away or something.

Yeah.

But then. But then they're doing it wrong. Like, even if it's like, you know, even.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I think they're afraid.

They're afraid. I think that men do not spend. Period. End of story. Men don't spend enough Time on the breasts. They're like. They're like boobs, vagina sex. And I'm just like, spend some time. I love this guy. Chris from St. Petersburg.

I don't understand the words.

I would like a man to spend two hours on my breasts. On one breast.

I understand.

And then move to the next one for the next two hours.

There's only one part of his email that he has to mention that she has small breasts. Is that like. Is he trying to figure out some scientific studies?

No, he was just giving us some background. He was giving us background.

The breasts were smaller.

Well, I mean, I think there's probably myths, maybe that women with smaller breasts have, like, more sensitive breasts versus larger.

Is there a myth about that, Sarah?

I don't think it's a myth necessarily. As. I mean, it might be. I don't know how true it is.

I don't know either.

I think it depends on the person.

Could just be a myth. Okay, thanks, Chris. Appreciate it. Okay. Emily just wanted you to know that from a true player's point of view, Menace is right in almost everything except his reservations towards pleasing both holes.

Okay.

Also, any guy who says there aren't different types of vagina is not your sort of guy. As he rushes in without worshiping the vagina to see that they are all just so different, beautiful and ugly.

Finally, Menace for the hand job debate that would change your perception on handjobs. Why not emulate Emily and have a trip to Southeast Asia? Great show, peeps. Keith. Me laughing. Signed freelance.

I gotta go to Southeast Asia.

Why? Maybe I don't know. But Menace has criticized vaginas before. And I'm like, there are no ugly vaginas. They're all like snowflakes. Like, you can't say they're. And he's making a face. So whenever we. Vulvas. Vaginas, whatever. Oh, we learned in class too, that we shouldn't call them vaginas.

Some of us learned it in class. Some of us have known that for I.

It's a car.

Some is great.

Well, we were told that in class. A Volvo, a Volva. It's a vulva. But I'm not. I'm not gonna change. Saying vagina.

No one knows what that means. A vulva.

Go open that. Open the door. Hey, you know what a vulva is? No one's gonna know.

Wait, so you don't worship both holes? What do we.

What do you mean? I don't understand what that.

I don't know. I think he's talking about both Holes? I don't know. Because we don't talk about anal sex that much.

I worship all holes.

He worships all holes. I didn't understand that either. I thought you were gonna understand that. Nah, But I understood the part about that you're mis.

No, he's misguided.

He says you're true player, except for pleasing both holes, which I don't know what that means.

I don't understand either.

Hey, Emily. Menace. I'm a recent proud owner of the new iPad Touch and just discovered your show by chance. Absolutely. Love you guys. I come from Asian background where openness about sex is extremely forbidden. And I appreciate your openness and your discussion about your past experiences. It helped guys like me to learn more quietly and privately. Menace, dude, you are a great man. I totally get along with your ideas.

Thank you.

I just heard. I just heard a past podcast where people don't understand. You're thinking that there can be ugly vaginas. Oh, no. I, on the other hand, agree with you. There are some out there. Don't get me wrong. I love vaginas. I just get going down on a woman. I just love going down on a woman. There's something about the taste of a woman's vagina. Women's privates. It just gets me off. Especially after she had. That's me. Oh, my phone's ringing. I have a new phone. I forgot to turn it off. Okay.

What an annoying ring that is.

There's something about the taste of a woman's privates that just gets me off. Especially after she had some chocolate or ice cream before sex. It's just great. Hold on.

Damn it.

But, you know, there's. There's ugly penises out there, too.

Yeah.

I mean, I've never seen an ugly.

Okay. I've seen some ugly pornographic films.

There's crooked ones.

There's.

Like a necktie out of.

Yeah, okay, I'm turning this off.

They look like pretzels, I guess.

What makes. What in your def. What makes a post, like, what makes a vagina?

Really not talk about this right now.

Just do it. Do it. Do it. Menace.

Why? I'm just saying. Some. We've talked about this before. You haven't been here.

There's a personal experience, though. There's somebody in your life.

Have you ever seen a roast beef sandwich? That's all I'm saying.

Okay.

I'm just saying. And now you're gonna call that.

No, no, no, no.

I'm just saying it's funny because I think. I think somebody was talking about My roast beef lips. This really class.

Who? Someone you hooked up with in class?

No, in class when I showed my.

Girl, I missed it. I wasn't like, I wasn't looking at your. But I wasn't looking at your vulva or your beef lips.

Really? Roast beef. God damn it.

I don't.

I think mine is. I don't. I don't know. I don't. I actually had to look at it when I drew my picture because our assignment was to go home and look at your vagina vulva in the mirror or your penis. There was one guy in the class, he had to look at his penis.

Wow.

Anyway, so we had to look at it and really look at it. And I'm like, it's not what I thought. I thought it looked different. I was really surprised how it looked.

That's the last time you had saw before that?

Long time ago.

What?

I mean, I look at it, but I wasn't like, not with a mirror. I actually took pictures with my cell phone so I could draw the picture accurately.

Ah, wow.

Okay, let me finish this letter. We gotta go back to the letter because my phone rang. He said, don't get me wrong, a lot vaginas just love going down on a woman. There's something about the taste of a woman's privates that just get me off. Especially after she had some chocolate or ice cream before sex. It's just great. Emily, you're great too. Love your show and your talks. And I have a question for you. I've now been in a relationship for three years and I just love this girl. She's great, loving and wonderful. We have great sex and love every minute of it. But I have an issue. She doesn't like the idea of masturbation. She's fine with oral sex, but not at all with masturbation. Every time I try to finger her, she removes it and says no. I tried talking to her about it a couple times, but she always gets pissed off and refuses to discuss the topic. And I am a dude who loves to see a girl fingering herself. It's just so erotic and exciting to look at. So how do I get her to be more open minded? Should I even bother bringing it up, the issue? Or should I just leave it alone and forget about it? Thanks in advance for your help. Keep up the good work and looking forward to your new episode. Sincerely, Namsu from Pakistan. Okay, Namsu. So I would say, I mean, first of all, does she have orgasm? Does she masturbate on her own? There might be some I don't know. I mean, there might be some reasons that she's not comfortable with it, but I would try to talk to her about it, see if she masturbates. But if she's not comfortable with it, you can't force her into it either. There's got to be other things that you find. There's lots of other things you could do that would be erotic. And maybe you'd have to ease her into it. If she's going to feel pressure from you, like, baby, why don't you do it? And you keep trying to stick your finger, and then she doesn't let you. You're not going to get anywhere. So there has to be some time. You're just, like, slowing down and you're not trying. And maybe you just try other things for a while. Because if she's, you know, she has to get there on her own. Right. Sarah, you're nodding. What do you think?

Okay. First thing that came to my mind was maybe you're doing it wrong. Not doing it wrong. Maybe you're not fingering her. Maybe she doesn't like the way that you're doing it. Is the first thing that comes to my mind because there's good ways to get fingered and there's really bad ways. And I've experienced that the amount, like, the ratio of people who know how to finger correctly is.

That's true.

You might be hurting her.

Yeah. So. I mean. Yeah. And if you've ever accidentally hurt her before, like, you could have been at fingernail whatever, you know, how are we gonna trust you to stick it back in again?

So maybe I would start slowly, too. Here's the other problem with fingering Namsu is that a lot of women. It doesn't. It feels okay. But really, where women are gonna get a lot of sensation is in their clitoris. So I would start gently by, like, rubbing her clitoris with your finger. See how that works? And then maybe you move into the fingering, but just to go jam a finger up there. Doesn't always feel so good.

Doesn't really know what you're doing.

Yeah. Unless you know you're doing. What do you mean? You know you're doing. What's the right way?

Well, no, I've just. I've recently had a few lovers who, like, I could not even be turned on. And it's like, if they know how to finger me in a way that I'm just like. I ejaculate five minutes. It's amazing.

You and your ejaculation.

It's a new phenomenon. But it's, it's for me, I mean. But it's amazing.

I am, I've done it.

Maybe you should look at your pussy more.

I have to look at my. I know. I seriously don't look at it enough. And I'm gonna go home tonight and look at it. That's my Friday night plan so we.

Can look at it together.

I'm really. Do you want to look at it?

Yeah.

You tell me it's pretty even if you think it's not.

I think I probably will think it's pretty. I like roast beef, so I think it's okay.

I don't know.

Excuse. Something else.

Yes.

Just thinking about this and I never asked you this before.

Oh.

On all these emails that we get and it was just talking about how a woman didn't like something and not to be sexist because I never am but why do you think women have the most sexual hang ups?

They don't. More than men?

Yeah.

Are you kidding?

We live in a patriarchy.

Go through the emails.

Well, maybe it's a lot of men writing in. It doesn't mean that the men. We have a lot of male listeners. More male listeners, I think. And it doesn't mean that. That's just what I'm hearing.

Like society and like television is like she doesn't want to have sex and blah blah. What do you think?

I mean I think that it's men and women have hanged. I think maybe women are more verbal about it because women talk about their issues more. But I think there's a lot of who are premature ejaculators or have other sexual issues that they don't really talk about. Erection problems, Issues, concerns. Erection concerns. And they don't really talk about it. So I would, I wouldn't say, I would say that it's probably about equal but just that women, you hear more about it. What do you think, Sarah?

Yeah, I think, I think it's also. We have this perception that most women are like frigid or they, you know, whatever. They're supposed to be there for receivers anyway. Our job is to get pregnant. But men, it's kind of like your job is get a boner and then you orgasm and you're done. And men, it's not socially acceptable for a guy say, you know, I can't get it up and if he does you should just go get a pill. So that's a problem.

And there are no quick fix pills. I think, I think we started hearing less, a lot less about it. Because of Viagra and pills like that that men can just take and women. It's not that. It's not that easy to fix.

Yeah, because it's all in the brain.

It's all in the brain. Our largest sex organ is our brain. Okay, so we should get into some Sarah stuff here.

Yes.

That was some good mail. Okay, Sarah, and then we're gonna talk to you a little more later. But let's talk.

Okay? I want to ask you. Sarah. I want to ask her a question.

Go.

So what did you think of Emily when you first met her? No, what was it? What was your perception of Emily?

That's a good question.

I do interviews all the time.

Like five minutes ago, and I was kind of like, I don't really remember.

When we walked in, I'm like, did you think I was.

Oh, this bitch is crazy.

Well, no, no, no, because I had saw. I saw like, your little headline of sex with Emily on one of our classmates. Like, like, whatever.

Right.

Computer. And so I was just like, oh, you're sex with Emily. I saw you, like, on the Internet, so you must be famous.

Cool.

I think that's. I think that was it.

Right? But in class and stuff. Like, you didn't think I was like, crazy? Menace wants to know you to say that I was crazy.

Crazy. Yeah.

She's out of her mind.

She's hilarious.

She's very energetic.

Oh, yeah. Well, see, that's the thing. Yeah. She gets really energetic and then she just falls asleep.

We were all partying the other night and I fell asleep because I was. We got there at 5:30.

So crazy. And I had to, like. I had to like, help her not fall out the window.

I was laughing so hard, I almost fell out the window several times. It was so fun.

I like, sat on you a few times just to be like, okay. Just to protect your life.

I was wearing high boots. I was wearing high boots and they were slippery on the carpet.

Is there like a dress code?

You get high boots naked all the time.

Like, it's a fun school, man.

I wish it didn't end. I'm just saying I wish it's not over. I'm like, sarah, don't. I know I still have like three more. I'll be in there for the rest of my life.

What brought you to this school?

Well, okay, so I actually learned about it from Annie Sprinkle. Sprinkle is porn star. She got her doctorate degree there, and I had brought her to Denver for some stuff. And so I was like, doctorate in human sexuality. Where does that exist? And then I applied and got in.

Sweet.

I was like, sweet.

Yeah.

So what do you. Okay, what exactly do you do? You do a lot of different things. But what about. Let's talk about the sex. Let's talk about you being a dominatrix.

Okay.

Okay. Pro dom. So men pay you, women pay you. Mostly men.

So I worked for a house that I don't work for right now, though that may change, but I don't know. But so when I worked in the house, I guess I'll tell you. So I worked in the house of domination. So it's kind of like I don't want to associate with a brothel. But like in a brothel you have a madam of whores or whatever. And then so you have like a house of domination. So you have a lot of girls who work in the house or women who work in the house doing pro dom work.

So men come in and do they. Do you know them ahead of time?

Well, it can be men or women. So the way in which our house functioned was that my madam essentially, or the. Or the mistress of the house, she would do like the advertising and booking and stuff like that. So she couldn't, you know, people would call or people would email or call and say, like, you know, I want to see. My name was Lady Bandita, which I'm still in the scene known as Lady Bandita. So I do performances and stuff like that now. But so what do you do to these men? Yeah, okay, that's cool. Whatever. Anything. I mean, the majority of things you're gonna find, I think probably with most pro dominate or you know, with dominatrixes is that they're gonna find older white men in power who want to be pissed on or humiliated or dressed up like a girl or fucked in the ass.

Really?

That's the most typical.

And you did all that and were you wearing leather and the typical outfit I usually wear.

I usually wear vinyl.

Yeah, Vinyl. The Tim men.

Yeah, vinyl. I mean, you know. Yeah, you can wear leather, vinyl fishnets, high boots. Oh, yeah.

Do you have a whip?

Oh, God. We have. We have tons of. I mean, anything. Like I. Yeah, like we had 15 foot bullwhips or we had, you know, floggers, paddles, canes. We did have a taser. I did that TENS unit. I did that on somebody's testicles.

I've done that before. That's nothing.

And your testicles, you tasered your balls?

Yeah, from doing morning radio. I've done that like 10 times.

What?

It's not that bad.

Okay.

So you're like, whatever, menace. Tasers is balls every Tuesday.

Yeah.

Tuesday must be Taser Ball Tuesday. Taser your testicles on Tuesday.

There's videos out there of me doing it.

Really? You gotta find those videos and exploit them. Okay, so men come in and you would. Like, sometimes they went. You'd piss in their mouth and you would.

Yeah, I was gonna say coffee. Yeah. I made somebody gag once when I drank coffee before a session and peed in his mouth. It was. Yeah, it's sucked, but whatever.

Wow.

But, you know, you get pee in your mouth, expect to gag.

Do they come in? Do they have to swallow? Do they swallow it or do they.

Some of them, yeah. Oh, yeah.

And do they want to have sex with you?

Well, I hope so.

And you would have sex with them after all this?

No.

Never. You wouldn't. So were you turned on at all during this?

Or is it just a gig, just a job?

No, no, no, no. I'm really into BDSM in my personal life, so I absolutely do love it. But. Yeah, no, I mean, sometimes, like, I had. Oh. I had one fella who was extremely attractive who wanted me to walk on him. That was it. Naked. And I just walked on him. A lot of money. Yeah, it was great.

How much money? I mean, I'm looking for work sometimes. I don't know.

Oh, I'll tell you. On average. Probably on average, prodoms should charge or do charge, 200 to 350 an hour.

How did you learn it?

I apprenticed for a year under a prodom.

So.

So she'd be peeing in someone's mouth, and you'd be standing there going, excuse me, how much pee did you.

Yeah, no, no. I mean, I learned more things. Like, I learned how to pierce from a professional piercer. I learned how to do rope bondage. Professional rope bondage artist. And so she would teach you, like, appropriate, like, met, like, you know, healthy ways to kind of beat people up and. Or, I guess not healthy ways, but, you know.

So it's mostly it's like the cliche of the man in power who. White man in power in every area of his life. He's in control. He's got the wife, kids, the family, but he wants to be dominated.

Yeah, well. And you have to look at the fact that. Who's gonna fucking pay 200? Who has $200 to, like, spend on an hour to get, you know, beaten up?

So what about your personal. Yeah, exactly. So what about your personal life? You're into bdsm. Explain that. What that is, people don't know.

Bdsm, like, bondage, domination, discipline, sadomasochism. Like, it kind of. In a nutshell, that's what it stands for. So kind of. Gosh, I can't say certain words.

I can't. You can say whatever you want.

No, I can't say, like, alternative or deviant.

Oh, we learned there's words you're not supposed.

You can. On this show.

We say everything.

Variant lifestyle choices.

You have a variant lifestyle. Kinky sex.

Kinky sex.

So is all your sex, like. Do you ever have just, like, vanilla sex?

Oh, yeah. I mean, see, I don't know anymore. I can't. I don't know if it's. If I could define it as vanilla, because I'm sure when I'd say, like, oh, yeah, I had vanilla sex the other night, we were still, like, standing up or, you know.

Right.

What is vanilla sex like, to tell me what vanilla sex is?

I think it's just, like, basic penetration PV sex.

I mean, is it like missionary position?

Yeah, I think missionary, doggy style. Like, I think just the basic three, four positions that people do without whips and chains and urine.

Yeah.

Let me. Let me ask you this, and I. I'm not saying that this is not everywhere, because it is, but were you doing this, like, in another state? You said you're from Colorado. Was. And then coming to San Francisco, where we had known for being crazy. Did you see the level of. Or was it the same as it was in Colorado? That it is in San Francisco. So this is kind of funny, the level of craziness.

Oh, see, okay, so I can tell you kind of a funny story, but I went to a convention in LA, actually, for Dom. It was domcon la. But anyway, so we, you know, we went to a bunch of classes or whatever, and people were doing demonstrations around different things you can do. And the people who were from Colorado did the sickest shit. So we were the ones who were like, piercing testicles and teaching you how to play with blood and, like. Like, you know, suturing people's vaginas and. Or, like, vulvas or whatever. So we were. What's that face? I'm just looking.

I'm learning.

Okay.

And, you know, so it's. It's funny because we always joke, like, in Colorado, what else is there to do?

Yeah, maybe. Yeah.

So you're gonna figure out, like, the best way to hurt people, so. No, Yeah, I don't. I mean, there might be certain things. Yeah. I found that it was you. I think when you come to cities more like here, or even in, you know, like in LA or New York or whatever, it's more. You find a lot more costuming, you find a lot more glam. So like in Colorado, you're not gonna go to a play party or to an event or whatever and see a lot of people wearing like rubber and amazing outfits. They're gonna be actually doing, you know, sick shit.

They're not just right.

So they're not getting the money to go down.

Yeah, they're not in for the glam.

No. They're really like, that's what turns you on. So what kind of relate. Do you have committed relationships do you have? And you identify as queer? We should go there first. What is that? How would you describe what queer is?

So queer is kind of all encompassing. So a good way to kind of break it down a little bit. If you're for example, say if I was trans. So if I was a female to male trans person and I was having sex with a woman, what kind of sex would be having? You know, if I was genderqueer, if I was sometimes male, sometimes female. So it's all encompassing. If I say I'm having sex, I'm having queer sex. Because that can mean I'm having anal sex or vaginal sex or oral sex with whoever.

With men and women.

With men and women or trans individuals who identify as trans or people who identify as genderqueer. Which means that they, they don't specify their gender from male to female.

That makes, that makes sense. Okay.

When did you adopt this lifestyle?

At what age did I adopt the lifestyle? I started?

Think you've already. You've always.

Yeah. Were you always a little kinky?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Actually looking back. Oh, what was my. I came up with a memory and I forgot what it was about. Like, just funny, you know, like when you remember when you're a kid, you're like, hahaha. When I was doing that, that was really weird.

Remember when I tied dad's balls together? That was funny.

Knew I was kicking away.

There was never like a certain point in time. Time where it's like, okay, I'm just gonna go full in. It was just like from the beginning.

For BDSM or queer. Yes, yes, anything. Actually, that's what I remember. I think I've always been into chicks. I think I've always been into women and men. That's pretty great though. I missed out on all the childhood stuff. Like you think like girls always talk about how like, oh yeah, we got naked and rolled it. I was like, I missed that boat. I never got to roll around naked with my girlfriends when I was a kid. That why it just never had, like, it never happened. Like, I think if some. If I think of a girl was like, like, let's get naked and roll around, you know, I probably would have been okay with that or probably would have. You know, I just didn't have any cool friends like that. Sorry. Thanks a lot.

Yeah.

I had my one kid and it turned you on.

It turned me on. That's what I said in class. It was my first sexual.

Do you like girls then?

I like girls, yeah.

Like to have sex with girls I've had.

Yeah, I like. No, no, no, no, no.

Do you like to have sex with girls?

I have. Okay. I don't do it enough.

Oh, my God.

Okay. I like it. Yeah. No, I do. I do.

Me too.

Yeah, it's cool.

But it's not like. Not enough. Like I haven't had enough experience. I think I have, but not like a million times.

Yeah, we gotta wrap it up.

On that note. We gotta wrap it up. Okay. Thank you so much for Sarah. You're awesome. And is there any websites people can find you? Do you have anything yet or. We'll just.

I'm on FetLife, so you can look me up on FetLife fatlife.com f e t l I f e dot com. It's basically Facebook for kinky people. And I'm Lady Bandita.

Lady Bandita. And we'll also put this on my website where this podcast will live. Thanks everyone for listening to the show. Appreciate it. Thanks. Madness. Love you. Mean it. Thanks everyone for listening to Sex with Emily. Was it good for you? Email me feedbackexwithemily.com.

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Sure thing, Halbert. I've been down here plenty of times.

What's that?

Oh, it's nothing. Just people setting off Dynamite. You was 16 once, now you're 46. That's a 30 year difference.

Mr. Cobry.

Oh, no. We tried. Told you. We're gonna die.

Now just hold on a sec, Helbert. This here's the McCaffrey National Seaman Cave System.

Yeah, so?

So, you dummit. That means we can lick our way out of here. It's only 30 or 40ft of crystallized semen to the surface.

I wasn't born yesterday. Cold.

You.

I know.

We can lick our way out of here. I just can't stand the taste.

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