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Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a obsessed by sex.

Eyes that mock our sacred institutions.

Bedroom eyes they call them in a bygone day. Hey Emily, you got a boyfriend? Cause my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kinda cute.

A girl's gotta have her standards. Oh my.

Do women know about shrinkage? Isn't it common knowledge?

What do you mean, like laundry? It shrinks.

Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me?

Oh my God, I feel so good.

Being bad feels pretty good. But you know, Emily's not the kind of Girl you just play with.

You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex, relationships, and everything in between. Sex with Emily is amazing. It's growing every single day. Our listenership doubled last month. We have more traffic to our website because we were putting amazing content up. New videos, new blogs, contests, craziness over there.

There's new content.

Whoa, somebody's already drunk.

I wish.

Friday. So you're getting crazy.

That's true. It's crazy.

But yeah, every single day. That's what's cool about your website now, sexwithamily.com because before, you'd have maybe something up once a week, but now you have this whole team of minions that just help you put content on the website every single day.

Something new, amazing.

And you have a video podcast now with five cameras.

Five cameras. We love it.

Your beautiful face and my not so beautiful face together. You can see your face and it's pretty cool.

Your skinny face.

Do you know what I noticed? I think that on the video podcast, we get a little more raunchier than we do.

Why is that?

Maybe there's a lot more visuals to it.

Because I bring in cock rings and glow in the dark lubricant.

You can bring in anything you can think of to show in front of the camera.

I love the cameras. Everyone's gotta check it out. It's Tuesday, 6 o', clock Pacific Standard Time on T Radio V. You can watch us for an hour and call in.

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It's so cool. I was telling someone this at the dog park this morning. I still have my dog who's in the car. She said to me, yeah, I listen to podcasts all the time, but it's hard because I download. I'm like, no, you don't know about Stitcher. I'm like, any podcast that you need to listen to in the world. You can stream right away. You download it, you don't have to deal with it. You just download the app and listen to it on your phone. She's like, oh, my God, I'm doing that right now.

Yeah, you can search.

How do people not know?

Crazy. Yeah.

You know, hey, people don't know things. I didn't know things before I met you.

We're telling people and we're. Right now we're on Sirius XM165 Extreme Talk.

If you're on Extreme Talk 165XM listening to us right now. Tweet us or send us a message. I'm Sex with Emily Exweethmily on Twitter Menace Ennis M E N A C E. You can also send us email feedbackextwithemily.com we just want to know, hear from our XM listeners.

So how's your life going?

Oh, my God.

What's going on with your life?

I sort of made. I wanted. Okay, I'm gonna give you a scenario that happened today with the guy I've been dating and tell me what you think.

Okay.

I know that you're probably gonna think.

I did something wrong, most likely, but yes, go on.

But I was not being insensitive at all. That's all I gotta say.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

What you view is not insensitive. Okay, good.

All I did. Do you know how I've been talking with existence? No, no, no, no, no.

All right.

Do you know how I've been talking about moving to LA for a few months, not ready to make the big commitment, but, you know, thinking of going.

To la, I think you should just go ahead and do it. Even though I would miss you dearly and I would hate to do the show over the phone or something like that, but I think for you, at this point, it would better your life. So I'm not gonna be selfish and try to keep you here. So go.

Right. Okay, I appreciate that. So Amanda's and I will still do the show Compeller High Water from wherever we are. But the point is, I was like, you know what? You know how in life you think about things, you got ideas, you just got to make one step forward. So what I decided to do is get on my friendly Facebook page and post, hey, anyone looking for an apartment swap, San Francisco, Louisiana for a few months? Let me know, email me.

Two seconds later. I get a text from my guy that I've been dating and he says, you're moving to la. Apparently he'd received like Three texts from friends within the minute that I posted saying, when's Emily moving to la? Emily's moving to la. So he's like, I just wish that I would have known. And I'm like, you knew? I. That I'm talking about it, but I put it out. Feeler. Yes. I've said to him, I think I should move to la. I'm not sure. I haven't said for sure. But then I posted on Facebook that I'm just wondering and turns out, cut to an amazing place in Venice that, like, I think I'm gonna do a swap with, like multiple bedrooms, beautiful and right near the beach. And you'll come stay with me. It'll be fun. But anyway, was that wrong?

I love Venice Beach.

I mean, how many conversations have you had about la? And how recent was last night? Last night?

Then you know what? If it was last night and you posted something today.

Then I don't really see a problem.

Thank you. Madness when madness takes my side I want to do a dance I want to dance I want to dance.

If I had a conversation with some chick that I was dating, she was thinking about moving to la and she posted on Facebook the next day, right then. Then, yeah, okay, yeah, maybe a couple of my friends would see it and they would probably ask me like, hey, so what's going on? What's going to happen between you and you and blah, blah, the movie? That was something that I have to deal with. But it's not like it was totally out of the blue that I didn't hear that the girl that I was dating was just moving, you know, so.

Exactly.

All right, take your side.

Thank you. I love it. Menace takes my side.

As long as you're telling me a one on how it went down, okay.

I'm telling the truth.

You're O for 1000, I'm 1 for 1000.

One for 1000. Menace never agrees with me. So there's that been going down. Been shooting videos today. You know, we've got this amazing new sponsor, Sinclair Institute. It's called the Better Sex Video Series sexplorations, volumes one, two and three. And so anyway, their videos, as we've talked about, they're not porn. They are instructional educational DVDs. Which also sounds boring, but they're not because they're sexy and they're hot and you watch real couples having sex and they break down how to do things every sexually, like, like the, like, tips and turn ons and how to push your relationship to the next level. There's some d You know, explicitly, explicitly demonstrate adventures, new techniques. So, like, everybody who emails me, like, what's some good oral sex tips? How do I do mission more interesting? Like all these DVDs. So if you're interested, go to Sinclair Institute, use coupon code Emily50, and you get 50% off any one item. And you must have more than one item in your cart. So the point is.

I know that these DVDs have been around. This Sinclair has been around for a long time. And I've always wanted them as a sponsor because I thought amazing work. Because porn is the worst way you can learn. If you've learned anything from porn, we need to talk. Because what they show you in porn is not necessarily watching a guy pound a woman in a certain way is not necessarily feel good for that woman. But these DVDs help you. So if you're in a couple or you're alone, doesn't matter. And you want to spice up your relationship, your techniques, you want to update your sexual bag of tricks, go to Sinclair Institute. That's all I got to say about that, because I love them. So anyway, we were shooting a video for them today, and Steve in our office is very funny, and we were doing some funny things which everyone will have to see shortly.

I know. When you do the videos with the interns, I am blown away every single time.

I know. Aren't they great?

Yeah, they're really good.

Steve has got a chance job, though. He did.

Aw, damn it.

I know. I love that guy.

You hate it when interns get jobs.

I know, but they get jobs and it happens and they move on. But it makes me sad.

What's he doing?

He's going to work at the big fb.

FB what?

Yeah. Wapa. Whoa.

That's huge. That's awesome.

Facebook. I'm really proud of him.

That's badass.

And he said he still. You know how everyone says when they leave, we're still gonna do videos, we're still gonna dip da. But he's gonna be working at Facebook, which is kind of major.

So that's hella major.

Hella major. I'm so proud of him. Cause he's super smart and like, I can't believe he worked for me for so long.

I'm so lucky he's an intern.

I know that's kind of a dumb move, but okay. And also, I'm. This is so crazy. I'm conducting a sex spearmint, which I talked about. We've gotten so many emails from people, so we're conducting a sexual experiment. We want to know if forta f o r T a it's an all natural sexual enhancement supplement. I want to know does it help couples have better sex and in turn improve your relationship? It's a fast acting, all natural, 100% organic sexual enhancement supplement. So we want couples. We're going to pick like five couples. Email me why you want to boost your relationship sexually. Feedback at sex with emily.com why you think you need to be part of our sex Spearmint which will only take a month and not a ton of your time. Just means you got to have sex.

Email me feedbackexwithamily.com so there's that and then what else have I been doing? Oh, our. I was spoke at the public library the other night.

Oh yeah? How'd that go?

It was good. It was a 50 Shades of Gray discussion. Do you know 50 Shades of Gray? The book has been banned from several libraries around the country.

Come on Name which of course Florida.

Is one of them.

Okay.

And I don't know where else, but I. Not, of course, but Florida somewhere else. And so it was a banned books thing, but it was also just like an open. Like a book discussion. Fifty Shades of Gray, been on the bestseller list. Like they call it. Mommy, porn, female erotica.

I can't get away from it. Everywhere I go I was at. I was at the LAX airport in a tiny kiosk buying a water and full row of 50 shades of gray books for sale.

For sale. I'm telling you, there's a trilogy.

Ballin. Why can't you just write something like that, Emily, and then just let me live in your guest room?

Honey, I would, I would, I would. And you know, I'm.

You write. Come on.

I'm working on it. What about erotica? I just haven't written a lot of erotica.

Write some erotica.

Mom. Will you help me? Will you inspire me?

Yeah.

Okay.

Hell yeah. And then just. I mean if you get to 50 shades of grade level, just please, I just want a. Honey, I owe you a lot.

I will buy you. I'm gonna buy you a big fat present one day when I make it. So just know that I will never.

Forget erotica is the way I think it is.

But you know, the erotica has been around for hundreds of millions of years. I know. I don't know why this book has taken off. I mean, I can tell you why. It talks about a lot. I mean, it was interesting. Here's the most interesting thing about 50 shades of gray. They're calling it Mommy Porn. All these women are reading it. It's like, taking over women. A lot of men are saying, oh, my God, this. It's the best book I've never read. Because all I know is I'm getting more sex. The audience at the public library was mostly men who had not read the book and who wanted to know more about the book. Like, okay, just tell me what to do. Like, what do I need to do? I'm like, well, you need a helicopter and you need a billion dollars. Wow. No, that's not true. It's that it does that. This. This sort. This kind of fantasy that women have is to be dominated. It's about bondage, discipline, sadomasochism, bdsm, but basically just S and M. Sadomaskism. Sadomasochism. You know what I'm saying? S and M relationship. And it's about a young girl. I mean, I think it has all the traits in it. What?

No, nothing.

All the. He's going to sleep. All the traits in it that, like, women who want to be. Who want. Fan, who want to be swept off their feet, who want to be a submissive, who want to be adored, who want their sex fantasies taken care of. I mean, I think it speaks to, you know, the rich, wealthy man, sweeps her off her feet. She's a young virgin. It just says every. Single. So I don't know, it just hits the. Whatever. It hits the. It strikes a chord in America.

It hits the spot.

Hits the spot. No pun intended. Today's show, we're gonna be talking about the breasts.

The breasts.

It's National Cancer Awareness. Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Which is surprising to me because I always thought it was in April, but it's in October. No, but there is another Women's Health in April, but we're gonna be doing, like, all the things you need to know about nipples.

My dude. Do you know that my other co host, she. She got nude for Breast Cancer Awareness Month? I didn't look at it.

You don't want to?

I don't want to, but yeah. She's raising money for breast cancer.

You didn't look at her naked pictures?

I did it.

Did she ask you to?

No, but she had them in the studio and she was showing.

She didn't show you or you just. I didn't say.

Oh, let me check him out.

If I had new pictures, would you want to look?

Probably not.

Not before dinner.

But yeah. That's crazy.

Yeah, it's crazy. Crazy. How have you been?

I've been good.

What are you gonna do this weekend? Are you gonna work? Are you gonna have fun this weekend?

Do you know, it's. I mean, you're dating somebody, but I think it's a good weekend to meet somebody in the city of San Francisco. There is supposed to be an extra 1.1 million extra people in the city of San Francisco.

I'm leaving.

Do you know what you should do?

What? Leave.

If you're smart, you should Airbnb your place and make a freaking fortune.

Really?

Yeah.

Somebody emailed me about that. How much can I make?

Oh, you can make a crap ton of money right now.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay.

A million point one. There's no hotels. There's nothing. You know Airbnb, right? Everyone uses it now to rent out their place. You can make an ish ton of money at the same time.

I got so much stuff in my apartment, I gotta move around. Do you trust these people?

Yeah. Airbnb. Well, you just find the people that have the highest ratings and rent it to them.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna do it.

Crap. Ton of money. But see, check this out. Look. These are all the events that we have in the city of San Francisco. Ready?

Yeah.

Fleet Week.

Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival in the city of. In the Golden Gate Park.

Three. Bluegrass.

Yeah. Then we have the Giants. Then we have the 49ers. Then we have. What else? We have an Oracle event. We have. There's like. There's like, two other, like, huge major ones that I'm forgetting.

Blue Angels. Oh, you said that.

Oh, no, no, no. The America's Cup.

Oh, right.

Yeah.

That's huge. What is that, golf?

No, America's Cup.

Oh, Sailing.

Sailing, sailing. It's like the third largest sporting event in the world.

I'm not gonna be it, I swear. I know. Why is it here? It's here. It's been coming for years. They've been talking about it.

Yeah, they've been working on it.

I've got to get out of town this weekend. Maybe I should do apartment swap this weekend.

Airbnb. Or Spot. Make some money.

Are you gonna go to any of those annoying events that take over the city?

Hell, no. I'm gonna be home.

Are you? And you're right by all the tourist traps.

Sort of, yeah.

Where you live?

I'm right in the middle of it all, but I'm just gonna stay home because I got a bunch of stuff going on all the way till December. You'll be in Vegas a bunch of times. So if you're in Vegas, it's party.

I'm in Vegas. It's party.

Yeah, I'm taking my sister.

Her boyfriend and two of her friends to Vegas for New Year's.

Oh my God. Just to be nice.

Yeah, because she just turned 21 and.

I said I'm taking Vegas. You're the best brother ever.

Trying.

Are you gonna pay for everything?

I already did. Yeah. Cost me an arm and a leg.

Oh my God. Did you just surprise her?

Well, I called her up on the radio cuz I, I only got to text her on her 21st birthday because I was busy. So I called her up the next day, I said, look, I want to take you and your friends to Vegas as a gift for your 21st birthday. I go, let's, let's figure it out. And then when I called her, she goes, all right, I want to go to Vegas, but I want to go to Vegas on New Year's and okay, thank you. Because the hotels are triple the price. But you know, I went ahead and did it anyways. And we're gonna stay in downtown, like around the strip.

I don't want to say what hotel, but that's amazing. Are you gonna bring a babe too?

A babe? Most likely. Yes.

Yeah, because it pictures your sister. Yeah, that's such a nice brotherly thing to do. Trying, dad. You are a good brother. You are. And you see, my brother's a good brother. It's good.

Yeah, your brother's a good brother.

Except for. Yeah, he wants to call me.

He's pissed. He's pissed at you right now because.

I haven't moved to la. Yep.

Well, that and then the other thing that you shared on our video podcast show.

That'S a new.

So I sent out a Sex with Emily newsletter which I often do through my email and he asked me, oops. The last one went to my new two nieces. So I asked my assistant to go into my database and delete them to make sure they never got an email again. Well, one of my nieces, the 10 year old has two email addresses. She only caught one. So the email got sent to my niece. My sister in law was pissed at me. She's like, I asked you, like, I'm not ready to answer these questions about like what a lesbian is. Like I don't want to tell her what vagazzling is and like all this stuff. And I was like, oh my God, I'm so worst ever. I know. But it turns out I was annoyed that my assistant did that, but there was two of them for one, so she just didn't.

How is a 10 year old having two, honey.

I don't know. I don't know how. I don't know why I don't get. But she did. And so that's what happened. And it was a bummer.

That sounds good.

But he's not mad at me anymore, I don't think. Although we'll see.

He wants you to be in la. Be in la.

I am. Dude, this place I found in Venice looks beautiful. I gotta show you the pictures. You're gonna die. Okay, so we can move on to some sex in the news.

I love Venice, by the way. It's one of my favorite places.

Really? It's like, right? Venice, Marina del Rey on the corner. It's like right in the middle.

Amazing.

I think so too. Sunny, you come stay. There's like two, three bedrooms, dude.

Love it.

I just hope they like my place. My place is cute.

Your place is cute, but you're talking about a multi bedroom spot in which.

She needs a place and she just needs a place temporarily in San Francisco while she decides where she really wants to live. Wow, my place is cute. It's like. It's like not dirty. Well, it's dirty right now, but that's a different story. Okay. Sex in the news. Hulk Hogan sex tape finally here.

Yes.

I just feel like. Raise your hand if you haven't done a sex tape. Every day we're talking about God damn sex tapes.

What you gonna do, brother, when my sex tape runs wild on you?

Is that how he does it?

That's one of his, like. Oh, yeah. No, that's crazy. The other guy.

It's a miracle the Internet didn't crash today because the Hulk Hogan sex tape has been leaked.

Yes.

The hour long camera hidden camera footage features the Hulkster bedding a who may or may not be the wife of his best friend. It features oral sex on both parts, a very loud Hogan orgasm, fairly awkward bedward conversation with Hogan leaving the deed to go hang out with his son. See you, babe. I'm gonna go hang out with my son if you want the grainy goodness all for yourself. Pirate Bay is back online after a brief break. Don't you kind of want to see it now?

Hell yeah, dude. He's the. He's the man.

What do you think he leaked it himself?

I slapped him on the back once.

Really? Did he slap you back and you fell over?

He was. He was wrestling. I was front row at an event and it was. It was so weird. It was him. And James Brown comes running out. The real James Brown comes running out. Before he passed Away performed some songs in the middle of like his match and then he like fell over the, I don't know, the barrier and I got to slap him on the back. He was, he was idol when I was a kid.

Oh my God. Totally. That's cute. Now you can watch him perform Earl Sachs.

Oh my God. I want to call one of my friends that's like a hardcore wrestling fan and ask him if he saw this text tape yet.

Well, it just came out like five minutes ago. Maybe he didn't.

Call him.

Call him. He's a hardcore fan.

Oh, absolutely. Well, actually he hates. He's another fan of his rival, but.

You think he's gonna answer Ric Flair?

Yeah, he will. Gotta talk to him. Gotta talk to him.

So while we're calling.

Wow. The next.

Would you watch?

Would I watch it? Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't watch.

Do you watch any wrestling at all? Come on.

Is he still a wrestler? No, No, I don't. Do you watch wrestling?

I did when I was a kid.

Right.

Oh, man. He's not there. Well, we'll try. Maybe he'll try you back. Okay. The next sex in the news story. Bridezilla has her emails leaked to Gawker.

Bridezilla.

There's a bridezilla whose emails got leaked. Okay.

Weddings are hell on any relationship, but especially among brides and her bridesmaids. A monstrous bride to be has had her tyrannical emails to her bridesmaids leaked to Gawker after one of her friends was amazed by the nitpickiness. Here were a few reasons the bride gave for possible loss of bridesmaid responsibilities before her big day in September 2013. Ready?

Yeah.

This is how a bridesmaid could become UN bridesmaid. Duh duh duh. Screwing up. Ccing anyone in emails related to the wedding. Either not ccing the right people or ccing too many people, you will be ditched as a bridesmaid. Number two. If you have to miss even one of the pre wedding engagements which will take place in New York, Connecticut and Las Vegas, you will be replaced. What? Number four. Three. You need to give the bride all your available dates between February and August 2013. If you don't yanked. Number five, if you don't have any money to contribute to the bachelorette party and can't afford a dress and can't afford the flights necessary for the trip, you are yanked. If you take more than two to three days to get back to the bride regarding a wedding issue, even if you're out of the country, you should be Checking your email constantly. This is real. This is a bride. What a friggin nightmare. I would ditch. I'm like, you know what, honey, you're ditched as a friend. I'm not standing up in your wedding.

Hell no.

But this seems real.

That has to be a joke. I would read that. I go, are you serious? I would be out in a second.

But there's some bride, there's some bridezillas, I'm not. I mean, it's so funny because when I was in Michigan, my two nieces were, you know, standing up in a wedding. They were junior bridesmaids because they're only 10 and 12 and they were like, oh my God, we hate the dress. It's so ugly. It's not what we want. Because that's like the thing. When you're a bridesmaid in a wedding, every single bride tells you, you are going to love the dress. You're going to wear it all the time. I promise you. I know most dresses are ugly, but my dress is amazing and they're all frigging ugly. And I've been in seven weddings and you never wear the dress again. So I explained to my nieces, I was like, listen, you might not like the dress. It's not about you, it's about the bride. So you acquiesced and you just wear the dress. It's true. You don't know what it's like as a dude.

When people have weddings, they get crazy. Like my buddy who had the two day wedding, I didn't even, I was in the wedding. I didn't even want to go to day one because day one required me to miss work.

And you know me, you don't miss work ever.

In the past 10 years, no, 14 years now, I haven't even called sick. Called in sick once for work. And I never took in a day off when I was on the radio.

Do they know that?

Yeah, they know that, but I've never done that ever. And I, for the first time in 14 years, I had to take a day off being on the radio to be at the stupid way.

Does he know that?

It took me 20 minutes. The whole thing was 20 minutes.

That should be. That should be your present to him. You should just say, you know what? I think frigging broke my 14 year clean record for your lazy ass. Yeah.

I was like Cal Ripken.

That is so bad. That is the worst. I hate your friend. Okay.

Japan's possibly the world's first bar dedicated to female masturbation opens in Tokyo. Another reason to go to Japan.

Love Japan.

Love Joule, a colorful new bar in the Shibuya district. Shibuya district of Tokyo, is the first love and sex bar dedicated to women according to the Tokyo. Well, what does that mean exactly? Once they take a seat, customers are able to experience a pleasant place in which they can openly discuss masturbation. Behind the counter, where rows of liquor bottles would normally stand, are colorful display cases with dozens and dozens of different types of vibrators. The spot is already hit with women in the commercial sex and burgeoning adult film industry. Other women are going because a safe place where they don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time. And as one customer puts it, it's also a great place to drink and talk about what we women love to talk about. Sex. And guys, that's also a big pull. So basically, it's a bar where you walk in and you masturbate. Now, why not just take a sex toy home and masturbate? Are they all masturbating in front of other women? Because there's no dudes in the bar.

Really?

It's a bar where they go in and they're like, hey, I'll have a vodka on the rocks and throw in a Jimmy Jane. A Jimmy Jane form too. Or something like, what the hell? That's interesting. So women are just sitting around masturbating. I'd love to. Love to be a fly on the wall in there.

I can bartend.

You can bartend.

That's a bartend.

That'd be sweet. You'd be a good bartender there. You could probably recommend. You've learned so much about sex toys.

And go, hey, here.

You'd be good at that.

Well, I do have to travel to Japan to work on the sex toy that I've been working on for the past couple years.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Don't bring this up.

What? The dump truck?

I've been working on the dump. It's so hot.

I've been working on the dump truck for a long time. The scientists that I've been working with are in Japan, and they got rid of the fire issues. And, like, we're trying to go green and go solar power on this, but it kind of, like, is going into an area where there is no sun.

So menace is just bsing everyone right now. I just want to give you. He's not gonna make a sex toy called a dump truck. And if he does, I'm gonna dump truck on him. Okay. The last Neanderthal booty call dated by Anthropologists, there's booty call way back when. Who's your daddy? Odds are it's probably not a Neanderthal. Unless, of course, you're 47,000 years old. This is the most recent estimate for the last gene exchanged between modern humans and our thick browed evolutionary cousins.

Researchers say our ancestors broke off their dilly dallying with Neanderthals once we discovered Eurasia and started venturing further eastward out of Africa. That and we started using more advanced tools which may indicate the origins of snobbery. So we were sleeping with neanderthals up until 47,000 years ago.

What?

We were sleeping with Neanderthals. But then we realized that we'd rather. I don't know, we got snobby and we wanted to sleep with people eastward out of Africa.

Oh, God.

Yeah. Okay. Sigh. Fifty Shades of Grey now has its own sex toy line. No E.L. james has teamed up with one online sex toy shop, Lovehoney, to produce the official line, 50 Shades of Gray Sex toys. Just in time for Christmas.

Dude, she is just raking it in.

Just to be clear, James is making a million dollars per week on Kindle sales.

That's what I'm. What the f. Did I tell you? What have I. What have I told you, Emily, in past, I don't know, couple months? What have I told you?

What have you told me? Write a book?

No, I told you to make all your stuff digital.

I know. I just didn't write so much work.

I don't want to hear about it. If you're not gonna put the work.

In, I'm gonna put the work in. I have a book called hot sex. Over 200 things you can try at night. You can't buy it on Amazon.

You can't buy it on Amazon.

But I mean, you can't buy it on Amazon. Sorry. I'm such an idiot. You can buy it on Amazon. You could buy it at bookstores. You can't buy it on Kindle. Cause it's too explicit and it's pictures. It's pretty. So I would say yeah. But you're right. You're saying anything else I do should be digital. Yeah, I agree. She's making a million dollars a week. Like, is she just. She didn't have money before this, did she?

Probably not.

She's a struggling writer.

That's how they all are. Well, I mean, how many writers do you know that until they have a hit, have money?

It's like me, when I'm really famous, they'll be like, oh, wow, oh my God. She had no money yesterday. It'll happen now she's ballin. Now she's ballin'. Okay, let's move into the emails from our people. Thanks everyone for emailing us@feedbackexthemily.com or you can email right through my website, sex with emily.com I read all your emails and I give you answers that you need to hear to improve your sex life and your relationship. Hi Emily, I'm recently divorced and discovered your. Oh no, sorry. I just read the word divorce. I recently discovered your podcast and I love it. I've got a problem here and hopefully you can help me out. I'm 30 years old, married for 5 years and have a 2 year old son. Everything is awesome. I love my family and my wife, but the sex is definitely lacking. When we do have sex. It is awesome. She is definitely the bad and adventurous girl in bed. We just have very different drives. I have a very high drive and she's pretty moderate. I like sex two to three times a week and she likes it about once a month. We've talked about numerous times and I just can't and won't make her do something she doesn't want to do. It won't be enjoyable to either of us if she doesn't want to do it anyways. Plus, my 2 year old shares our bedroom because we live in a small apartment and can't move. I've been on the lookout for an FWB for a while with no real success. I have needs that are not being met and it's been driving me crazy for too long. How can I either get a friends with benefit or curve this need without my wife? John, this is a tricky one. John.

First of all, John, unless you've discussed with your wife having an open marriage and seeing other people, I do not think you should look for friends with benefits arrangement meaning someone you can hook up with without strings attached. Any couple that does that needs to talk about it. And I know what you're saying. Hell no. I'm not telling my wife. She's never gonna let me do that. Well, that's the reason why you shouldn't. You love your wife. You love everything except for your sex life. You're happy with everything but your sex life. So establish some romantic time alone with your wife perhaps. See if a family member friend can watch your son for a night. And try to revisit a time in your life where your sex was not as stagnant. Go back to those early butterflies at the at the beginning of Your relationship. Were things a lot hotter? Do you know what turns her on? Do you know what her fantasies are? Do you know what you can do to bring the sex life back? Have you guys really, really talked about it? Because maybe she needs a back rub. I mean, there's so many women. Men learned this in high school. You give a woman a back massage, you start rubbing her back, she'll let you. She gets turned on.

Then your penis ends up somewhere.

And then your penis ends up somewhere, you know, under her armpit or something. So. So I think that you should. Maybe you can introduce a sex toy into the mix. Ask her what her fantasies are. I think she'll be more responsive if you focus on her pleasure. When a woman hears from you that you're not getting it and I'm not getting enough sex and you're not giving me sex and I'm suffering, that's not what they want to hear. She wants to hear how you want to please her and how you want to make her life better. So don't give up on your sex life until you try everything. It can be really difficult, but with a kid, it is not impossible. Now, there are some supplements. I would ask her. You know, she said she has low sex drive once a month. I mean, that's not atypical. But I'm wondering if she's taking any medications. Oftentimes women are taking drugs, and they're taking, you know, blood pressure antidepressant medications that can really inhibit their. Their sex drive. And so I'm just wondering if she needs to get checked by her doctor, because that's another thing. And there are some pills she can take and things she can do. But I would first like her to get checked out because. Because maybe that's it. There's lots of things you can try. Okay.

All right.

All right. That's a tough one, though. Dear Emily, My wife has a really bad gag reflex to the point where she gags while brushing her teeth or flossing.

She's faking it?

No. Is there anything we can do to help lessen the reflux so that she can give me oral without gagging?

I'm not saying this because I'm big and I gag her with it. I'm average, for sure. When we're dating, she would give me oral sex, but never because she gagged. Some. Plus the taste. I'd love to know if she'd be able to do this for me. Sometimes even just to get me ready for intercourse. Signed, Travis. Okay, Travis. If she has a bad gag Reflex, she should focus on the tip of your penis, which is the most sensitive part. Instead of trying to put your entire member in her mouth, she can give you use her hands while also going up and down, while also licking and sucking on the tail. If she doesn't like the taste of semen. We've got an amazing sponsor, and people are flipping out about Masque. M A S Q U E. Their website is your mask. And basically they're strips. They're like those Listerine strips you put on your tongue and they mask the taste of semen and other sexual flavors with mango, strawberry, chocolate, chocolate, and watermelon. And then they have this little minty Aphrodite. So she has to take one strip, perform oral sex on you, and your penis tastes like a milkshake. What's the problem? She should totally do that. And I think it would make her feel good. But also, the thing about the gag reflex, too, is she needs to relax. She might be a little, like, nervous about it because she's afraid she's gonna gag. So just really, like, relax her throat and take deep breaths. That's another good way to avoid that good old gag reflex issue.

And, you know, maybe a little shot or two.

Little shot of tequila.

Tequila.

Tequila.

Yogurt makes it. Lubricant, Nice. Lubricant.

Tequila makes everything better.

It does. Well, except for if you drink the clear, not the brown, not the dark.

Drink the dark, you're gonna have some problems.

Right, right, right. I tried to drink tequila the other night when I was in la. It didn't work. Okay. Dear Emily, since I first had sex, I've been unable to feel any pleasure with penetration. Since then, I've been with numerous partners and tried toys and masturbation in order to feel some stimulation with no results. Is this a problem that can be fixed? Sign, Erin. Okay, well, maybe you have not tried the right toy yet. So I would go to my products page first, look up at the Hitachi Magic Wand by Good Vibrations. If no toys or nothing's pleasing you, I would play around with different sex toys with strong vibrations and see if they're able to, you know, give you an orgasm. And if it feels. Well, if it feels good, you might. It might be that you need clitoral stimulation like the Hitachi Magic Wand provides. Like, there's so many vibrators. Just go to my website and click on the products page. And again, it's goodvibes.com where you can go right there and look at all the toys they have. Because I think what it sounds like the penetration doesn't feel good because you're not turned on yet and you probably need your clitoris to be stimulated and to have more to be turned on and aroused and then maybe the penetration would feel better. That's my. That's my think. That's what I think. Right?

Yeah, I actually. I don't know. I haven't. Have you heard of that before?

What? That people don't feel good about penetration? Yeah, I have. A lot of women don't get turned on penetration because.

No, no. They just. She said in there that she didn't feel anything, right?

That.

That she didn't get turned on? No, that's. I never heard it. Have somebody.

I want to know if you like that. Okay, so maybe I. Erin, I want to know if you're taking any medication because women on antidepressants feel like it can wipe off your entire. Wipe out your whole entire sex drive. So I'm wondering if you have been tested by a doctor, if you are taking anything, if you're on any meds. I would get checked out. If you really can't have an orgasm and you feel nothing down there, there might be something else going on. So I would go see a medical doctor asap. Thanks a menace for clarifying that. Okay. Hi, Emily. I'm a 22 year old grad student. I recently just moved to D.C. now that I've moved, boys from home are suddenly interested, including my best friend who is stationed overseas. We had one drunk hookup but nothing more. When coming back to the States, we are entertaining a thought of meeting for the weekend.

At a halfway point. He is a womanizer and I am shy commitment kind of girl. He wants the weekend to show me how we could work things out. Is it worth risking our friendship when I'm not sure. Whatever. Work. P.S. since listening to your show, I joined an online dating site to get myself out there and practice menace might be on the right track about this whole ego and woman thing. Your show and this site has made has made me turn over a new leaf. I don't know what she's saying about your. Your. Your whole women and ego thing. What do you say about women and ego?

I'm trying to remember what she's referring to.

I doubt that you. You probably heard it wrong if you think menace is on track.

Oh, okay.

I'm just kidding. Okay, so I don't think this guy. I think you're asking me because you probably know that this guy isn't good news. He's a known womanizer. You're living in different places. He wants to have a weekend with you. It sounds like he wants to have a really nice booty call. And if you're down with that, without the emotional attachment, he wants to come at 22, come over and meet with you somewhere private and tell you of all the ways you guys can make it work out long distance. First of all, when you're that young, don't even commit to anyone, let alone commit to someone miles and miles away. What is the point? Be single right now, have fun, and don't put all your eggs in one basket of a womanizer.

Yeah, you don't. You probably just think that he's good looking and you really want to have sex with him anyways, but you don't want to feel bad about it because you already know that it's a dumb situation to hook up with him anyways. That happens all the time. Women talk crap about guys and then they end up sleeping with them. Yeah, because I'm talking crap about him still. Yeah, they're like, oh, this guy screwed me over. Well, you spent like a couple months talking crap about him on how terrible he is. You slept with him and then you say, oh, he was terrible. Well, hello, you already knew the. So many women already know the answer to their questions.

I know these women. A lot of women do. They do. They just need my reinforcement to tell them it's okay.

Yeah, but some of your. If you, let's just say, talk to some of your best friends and you give them advice until they're blue in the face, still won't take it. They just want to. I guess they have to learn from their own mistakes.

Yes, that's true. Women don't. And men don't necessarily listen to advice. But you're asking, so I'm telling. And I hope you should listen because I'm always right.

Men don't listen to advice.

And men don't listen either. It depends. Sometimes they do, but they're kind of like, I know.

If they're asking you for advice about.

Women, that's all I do is get advice. Ask men asking me for advice about women. Feedbackexthemily.com every single day of my life.

Give me some other things that they're asking in general.

They're asking about orgasms. They're asking about premature ejaculation. They're asking about Viagra. They're asking about sex toys. They're asking about pleasing their partner.

Yeah, but the thing that we're kind of talking about here is not the they're already hooking up with chicks, so that doesn't matter.

Right.

We're talking about the in between the initial.

Should I break up with her? Should I not? Or whatever.

Yeah, that kind of stuff.

I don't think that men have as much. Oh, no. We get emails from guys who are like, I like this woman, but she just broke up with her boyfriend and she says she's not available right now, but I don't believe her because I think I'm really gonna pursue her. We get those emails from guys who are in the process of picking up a check and don't know what to do. But they probably do know what to do.

Yeah, they do.

They're like, what should I do? She's boning six guys in my office. But I really like her.

But I love her, man.

Jesus, people. But I do get questions about everything. All right? And I love it. It's my life, unfortunately. Unfortunately. Okay, let's move on to our topic, which is breasts. It's breast cancer awareness month. Do you know how to touch a nipple? Do you know about the breasts? Do you know everything you need to know about the breast? Breasts? So here's what I need to tell you. Some women love to be touched on their breasts. Other women, not so enthusiastic. Have you been with a woman who's like, don't touch my boobs?

No.

Never.

Never.

Have you been with a woman, though, who's super turned on by it?

Yes.

Okay. Like, women can have orgasms. Women. That's one of the third. I think the second most common form of orgasm is a breast or a nipple orgasm.

Which I think is pretty amazing. So just as there are breast enthusiasts who are all about the breasts and will and will not be stopping touching them the entire time you hook up, there are the guys who ignore your boobs completely. Let me talk about that. I was raised to believe that men just love breasts, like, whatever it is. And I feel like once they touch your breasts the first few times because you're not letting them touch other parts, they stop touching your breasts. They don't even look at your breasts. They don't even go up there anymore because they're like, well, we're going to bang. We're going to get it on. I'm not gonna pay attention to your breasts. And my breasts are lonely and sad.

Aww.

I want my breasts played with. So do so many other women.

So email us feedbackexthemily.com or tweet us. Sex with Emily.

Are you a woman that doesn't get your breasts Touched. And are you a man who forgot about the breasts? Because I feel like, how can you forget? I mean, of course there's large breasted men and short breasts who like women with large breasts but small breasts. But I just feel like men stop touching. Just like making out. When you're in a relationship, when you're in a couple and all of a sudden you stop making out. You also stop touching the breasts.

Or if you just want to touch Emily's breasts in general. Hit us up.

Email me feedbackexwithemily.com whatever.

As long as send a pair of shoes. What size?

Size 7. Christian Louboutins, please. Okay.

You know, Barney's here in San Francisco has a. Has amazing selection.

You don't think I go there and visit them once a week?

I think they have the best selection out of all the.

Oh, yeah, like the tan ones with the.

Yeah.

Let's take a moment of silence for. They're $800 shoes that I can't really buy right now.

The ones that I like the most are these little gray boots with the black bow on them. They're about. They're about 1400.

Oh, my God, I want Chloe.

See, I know women's fashion. I pay attention.

Do you go to Barney's a lot or something?

Look, I may dress like a guy just that's in a hoodie and a T shirt and stuff like that, but I keep up on what's going on.

What?

Because, you know, I gotta talk to females too.

I know. Do you talk about fashion? Yeah. Do you talk about their clothes?

I blow their mind. I know so much stuff.

Really? Yeah.

It's a good conversation piece. What am I gonna talk to them about? You know, oh, how amazing I think the iPhone5 is and all that stuff. No, they don't want to hear about that.

Do you have the iPhone 5? Oh, they didn't send it to your home? The whole thing, the address.

I know, but I was on the. I was on the phone for an hour today and I got it all worked out. I was on the phone with AT&T and Apple at the same time. I had them on a party line and we figured out what the problem was with my account.

Oh, my God, that sounds so awful. Yeah, thank God. Can't wait to see it. I'm glad it got worth it. I was really, really concerned for you.

See, you're not even interested in that. But if I talk about Christian Louboutins. See, fellas, just pay attention when you're walking through a store, you know, just pay Attention to a couple brands and then comment some, some girl on how nice her shoes are or her bags and then pull up that information in your brain on the name of the bags that you saw in the store. Like, oh yeah, I saw some bag. And you might say, oh well, only, only gay guys do that. Not straight guys.

No, it's so not true.

It's so not true. And you know what, dude, chicks are gonna eat it up.

Totally. Yeah, I think it's true. I love when a guy's like, the other day I was at. Well, granted I was in Michigan, but I was, I got these sky high. I was on the Doctors TV show. Oh, by the way, October 15th, I'm gonn the Doctors television show talking about 50 Shades of Gray. If you guys get the doctors and you watch it, what? So when I record, it's pre recorded and I got these 6 inch red pant leather heels that I wore and on the show and then I was wearing afterwards and like a table of like eight men got up. I saw them kind of looking at me and I was sitting, having lunch with a friend and they got up and they were like, hot shoes. Like they were noticing my shoes and they weren't hitting on me. They didn't like ask me for my number. But that felt so good that a dude recognized my shoes. Yeah, I wasn't like, I wasn't like, oh, you must be gay or you must even if you were gay. That's amazing. A lot of my best friends are gay. I'm just saying. The point is it was amazing and I didn't judge them. I thought they have good taste.

So do your research, fellas.

Do your research. Okay, so pay attention to her breasts. But remember, they are connected to her myth. There's a myth out there. The bigger her cup size, the more sensitive she is. Fact. It's not true. The fact is the sensitivity of a breast has nothing to do with her size. Fact. Statistically, the left breast is bigger.

Fact, Many women love their breasts more than you do. My left breast is bigger. Hold on, I want to feel it right now. Do you want to feel if my left breast is bigger?

No. We're in a studio that has all windows.

What are you doing? Oh, shit. I just touched my boobs in front of everyone. Sorry, I just, I was just curious. Okay, like I said, nipple orgasms are the second most common form of orgasms for women. So it would behoove you to touch your breasts. Okay. Men require visual stimulation. As we know, apart from genitalia, breasts are A woman's most well defined physical feature. Don't be afraid to touch your own breasts. Women during sex. Okay, so here are some breasts that don'ts what guys should not do. Or women, whoever. If you're with a woman who has. If you're with someone who has breasts, this is what you shouldn't do. Don't use your nails on her breasts, especially your scraggy old nails. Don't twist her nipples. Don't slap her boobs unless she wants you to. It can be hot, but just ask her. Don't treat her breasts like toys. Don't start bouncing them or anything. Don't use rough biting again unless she asks for it. And she's into that because it can hurt. Boobs are sensitive. Different times of month, they get more sensitive. Okay? Hear that? Okay, so when you're undressing a woman, touch her breasts while she is still dressed over her clothing. That feels amazing. When the time presents itself, you can slowly take off her top. You can linger a few moments, add some kissing, and then unclasp her bra. This is the old undressing her slowly thing that I talk about on the show all the time. Because I believe undressing a woman is a lost art, and guys do not do that anymore. It drives me crazy. They undress you the first time, and then later they're just like, pull down your pants. And they're like, let's bang. And I'm just like, can you please take some time and undress me?

You want so much attention, it's ridiculous.

I know, I know. A lot of women want attention. Okay, so start with soft touching before you get into squeezing. Nipple play. Cradle, kiss or brush up against her breasts. How should you use her hands with your breasts? Making the nipples tense by placing your fingers on each side of the nipple. Push down slightly and slide your fingers apart. Move the breasts in slow circular motions. Start gentle and take her. Her. Take her lead and how she likes her breasts to be touched. So, yeah, someone who might be like, harder, softer. I just really want to start, like a bootcamp for women and teach them how to talk about something. Sex.

When does the penis get involved with the breasts?

You could.

Let's see. Oh, here it is. Using your penis. It's down here. We're gonna talk about it in a minute. Because that's what you like, right?

Well, that's what every guy's thinking about. When does the penis get involved?

Is he really thinking about that?

Can I do. It's called. What's another way of saying Titty effing.

Nothing. There isn't.

Well, I just said it anyway.

Okay, good.

Thank you, xm, for not being censored.

What'd you say? Yeah, I love xm. Okay, so first I'm going to start with using your mouth, and then we can get into her penis. Okay. Ready?

All right, go.

Ready? Ready? Ready.

Here we go.

All right, so use the tip of your tongue to circle around the nipple. If her nipples are erect, harden your tongue and flick it. It. Flick it. Flick it. Flick it back and forth and slowly take it in your mouth. Then begin to suck and nibble.

Next, suck. Then release her nipples while inhaling so that it creates an icy sensation. So when you breathe on the nipple or you lick the nipple and then you breathe on it, the same goes for oral sex. It feels really good. The difference in temperature when you lick and then you blow mes. Right. Feels good. Okay. Maybe you can even lace the breasts with whipped cream for partnered sex play. And he can lick it off.

What about like putting some Icy Hot or Tiger Balm on it? What do you think?

I don't know. I don't.

What do you think that would do?

That would probably make her all tingly? I don't know. I would try a little bit on a little part. It would probably hurt really bad.

No.

Or it could feel amazing. You might start a whole new thing.

I'm sure people tried that before.

Yeah, it probably feels good, actually.

Oh, maybe some vapor rub.

My left breast is so big right now.

Yeah, maybe some vapor rub.

I seriously think it is. Stop.

There's a whole office.

They're not watching me touch my breasts.

Remember, don't just stick to the nipple. Lick the space between her breasts. Lick right under her breast. Because there are areas that don't get much attention. They are likely to be very sensitive to the tongue. So those areas that don't get a lot of attention on a woman feel really good. Like licking around her breast, licking beneath them, licking below them, licking the nipples. Okay. Next thing, with the breasts, using your penis. Are you ready? Yes. Try caressing her nipples with the head of your penis. Pull apart the opening of your penis. Sometimes you can stick the tip of an erect nipple into it.

What?

I don't know about that. I read about that online. That sounds like that could be hurtful.

I don't know about.

Don't know that. I'm sorry, but that's. I've heard this a lot. If the idea turned you on, encourage her to breast sex with you. We all know what that means. Tell Her. I want to go between them. That's the way to say it.

I would like to go in between your breasts.

Lubrication will make breasts sex actually work. Glow in the Dark lubricant from Nature Lovin Lubricants. Everyone go to Nature Lovin Lubricants website right now and buy some of their lube. Because their lube smells so good, tastes so good. And they have Glow in the Dark lube so your boobs can glow and your penis can glow in the dark. What else do you really want?

You might not be into this.

Uh.

Oh, here's another lubricant that benefits everybody.

Go ahead.

Maybe a taco salad from, you know, one of your favorite taquerias. And then it has, like, all the sour cream and guacamole.

You want to pour that on her breasts? Yeah.

It's beneficial to both because you both.

Because you could eat dinner and lick her breasts.

Yes. And she can maybe have a nacho or two.

Wow.

She can eat some nachos and get her breasts.

Her breasts, you know.

Oh, my God. So she's got, like, a whole plate of nachos between her breasts, and then you're gonna start digging nacho chips in.

Well, she can eat the nacho chips.

Totally. She's like, crunching away dripping crumbles on your head.

Yeah, whatever. Look, you kill two birds with one stone. You're getting pleasure by getting your breasts touched.

And you're getting fabulous.

You're getting fed and your man's getting fed. Or your lady, whoever.

I'd say don't try this at home, but it's a menace, so I can't tell you. I love that idea, though.

Yeah, A nice taco salad.

I love me a nacho.

Just dump a taco salad on the nails.

I never turned on a nacho. I love it. Sounds good.

Maybe a nice chips and dip. Yeah, because that would stick on there the best. I was gonna recommend, like, gumbo or something like that.

No, gumbo would drip down the side. That wouldn't be good. And you have to be careful whenever you are playing with food and genitalia, you have to make sure it's like that. You don't put it inside, because when you put it inside, women can get yeast infections. So be very careful with any sugary or just any substances that are not meant to go inside of the body. Do not put them in there.

I'm trying to think what else would be good other than taco salad. I think taco salad is a really good choice.

It Sounds disgusting. And she's gonna smell like a Taco Bell. Oh, you would like that, though.

I would love it.

You'd love if your babe smelled like a Taco Bell.

Love Taco Bell.

Oh, my God, you're crazy. So I would say, yeah. Hold on.

What about a cake? Nice cake for dessert. Just, like, throw it on there. You just take the cake and you just throw it at the breast, and then it sticks on her chest, and then you just eat it off.

I think that sounds really delicious. I haven't done a lot of, you.

Know, people are doing this, you know.

What have you done with a woman's breast that I've not heard about? Call me. Email me feedbackexthemily.com. we want you to.

I don't even want to tell you what I saw on the porn channel landing page of kink.com.

What? Tell me.

They have, like. I don't know, they have, like, all these nipple clamps. Nipple clamps and all that crazy stuff. It looks very.

It looks painful. But kink.com is a BDSM website. People who are into bondage and discipline and sadism and masochism. I. Nipple clamps are super popular. You can buy them at Good vibes. Go to goodvibes.com and they can feel actually really good to some people. To some women. And men. A lot of men like nipple clamps.

Do you want to know how I found Kink?

How?

And it's not even because I was looking for kink.com, which is in San Francisco. No, check this out. Funniest thing ever. My buddy is on a radio station, Oregon, and it's called Kink fm.

Oh, right.

But when he. Obviously when you type in kink.

You get kink.com. and yeah, that's what happened. They had. So they're Kink FM and then there's kink.com. so, yeah, it's very interesting.

They make a lot of dirty movies in the city. I had a part out. Dirty, not dirty. It's the wrong word. Pornographic BDSM films.

It's very bdsm. Like, extreme bdsm.

Extreme. Women getting tied up.

And I think they're doing, like, a naked wrestling event this weekend.

They always do. They. It's called. I can't remember what it's called, but the person who leaves gets to have sex with the. The person who wins get to have sex with the loser however way they want. And usually it's two women mud wrestling.

Yeah, it's hot.

I want to go. It's called.

And then you watch them having sex?

Yeah, you watch them having sex.

This is legal.

It happens down the street. Do you want to go? I mean, I get your tickets.

No, I want to get a ticket. Not a ticket. I want to get a tour of the Armory, though.

Oh, yeah, yeah. We can do that anytime. Do you want to go? Oh, I might have you tickets to the Playboy Mansion. Do you want to go?

Yes.

Halloween.

What day?

Halloween.

Yes. Are you effing serious? I would in a heartbeat.

I'm working on it. I'm just telling you I'm working on it. Okay. Because I know that you like that.

Put me down.

Like, I need to do something for medicine. My lifetime before he kills me. Yeah, that's what we got for boobs. But I just want to tell you that Breast Cancer Awareness month. It's October, and breast cancer kills.

Breast cancer kills. So you can donate cans at Safeway. There's fundraisers everywhere. Go to nationalbreastcancer.org to donate and find out more. In 2012, 226,000 new cases will be diagnosed and were diagnosed in women. 63 new cases. 63,000 new cases of carcinoma. It's the earliest form of breast cancer. And about 39,000 women will die from breast cancer. Cancer. It's very serious. You hear this all the time. And so, women, you just have to be careful of your breasts. And you have to be sure to tell your partner what makes you feel good. And if he's been ignoring your breasts and he hasn't touched them since the second date, then you need to reintroduce him to your breast disease.

How long can. Until I can touch your breasts? How about that? We didn't even discuss that.

Oh, you mean when we're dating?

Yeah.

Oh, right away.

I mean, right away. First date.

Not first date, second date, third date. I think I make out if I want, if I like the guy in the first date, and then maybe boobs on the third date.

But do you think he's a creep if he tries touching the boobs right away?

No, you probably don't. I don't think anyone's a creep. But they all try, right? I mean, not that I don't, but they all try right away. I feel like guys are just like, yeah, I'll touch the boobs. Like, I feel like. And I appreciate that. I always tell men, you know what, if you like someone and you have a friend and you've been going out a few times and you're not sure if she likes you, but you have an attraction and you feel like you're falling into the friend zone. Just try to kiss her. Just try. Just be like. Try to be like, you know what? I'm attracted to you. I like you. Because otherwise you're gonna stay in the friend zone. She's gonna see you that way. And women like confident men who go for what they want. She might turn you down, but she's not gonna, like, diss you as a friend forever. I just think you should. Don't you agree with me that men should touch? Men should. I mean, how so? The worst thing that happens, she says no. But she's still going to be your friend. I don't have a problem with that. I just want to tell you guys that. And touch the boobs. So. Okay, everyone, you've been listening to Sex with Emily. I hope everyone has a great weekend. We've got hundreds of podcasts that you can listen to on our website. Sex with emily.com will tell you how. We've got videos. I have got an iPhone app that will rock your world. It's called Kegel Cake. It's for men and women and you do it five minutes a day. And it will. It's an exercise for your PC muscles. And men have them and women have them and will change your life. And you will have more, longer, stronger orgasms. It helps men with premature ejaculation. It's awesome. Kegel Camp is a winner. Plus you should buy my book hot sex. Over 200 things you can try tonight. It's super sexy book and we love it. Right, Menace?

Yes.

Do you have a copy of it yet? I can't.

Remember I said I would buy it.

But I the pages sticking together now. Yes, it's a sexy book. We like it and it's so fun Fridays. We love it. So thanks for listening to the show. It's great to be on extreme talk xm165 and I hope everybody has a safe and happy and sexy weekend. So thanks everyone for listening to Sex with Emily. Was it good for you? Email me feedbackexwithemily.

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