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Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex.

Eyes that mock our sacred institutions.

Bedroom eyes they call them in a bygone day. Hey Emily, you got a boyfriend? Cuz my man E here, he just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute.

A girl's gotta have her standard. Oh my.

The women know about shrinkage.

Isn't it common knowledge? What do you mean? Like laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about sex so much?

Are you kidding me?

Oh my God, I feel so good.

Being bad feels pretty good. You know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.

You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex, relationships and everything in between. For more information go to sex with emily.com and many of you are actually at sex with emily.com right now because we are doing a live stream streaming show from 1 to 2 every day Pacific Standard Time@textwithemily.com for everybody. So hope everyone will check out the new site and go there and become a Friends with Benefits member. And we'll tell you about that in a second. But today's show. Okay, today's show, I'm here with Menace.

Hi, how you doing?

Good.

What's going on?

A lot. There's a lot going on today.

Wow, I like this.

It's a really big day.

We will be reading your emails that you send to feedbackextwithemily.com or now you can just so easily on the new website. You can just email me straight from the site and if you're a Friends with Benefits member, we just need everyone to join and become a member and support the show. We totally appreciate that. It's like 15 cents a day. We're doing five days a week and we appreciate your support and so you can also email me. That way your emails will be priority. Today we're answering some Friends with Benefit members emails first because you get the priority among many other things. Some of those topics include the perks of having a wing woman, erogenous zones, the G spot shot, ejaculation etiquette suggestions, breastplate and how to make sex more than mediocre. Find out also our sex tips. Today we'll find out why size does and does not matter because today we will be debunking sex myths. I'm going to be giving Menace a.

Quiz later to see a quiz I like that.

Do you like a quiz?

Yeah.

True or false?

No. True.

I like quizzes.

I always want to win.

True. Right. I'm giving you a sex quiz later.

Yeah.

You're going to be quizzing all the common sex myths.

To who? Like, who's saying, I'm not giving you a preview?

Why, are you getting nervous?

No, I'm not getting nervous, but I was. Wanna check your sources.

These are reputable sources. You know that I've always got my sources down.

I know.

So.

Yeah, but I'm just saying if you're getting it from a woman, then it's probably not right.

Oh, yeah. Completely not right. It's just not right.

I love giving you a hard time.

I know you do. I don't get mad. I just roll my eyes. So, okay, so it's a really big day in San Francisco today.

It's Tupac's birthday. Did you know that?

No, I did not know he had been 40 today. Really?

Yeah, that's why it's a big day.

No, it's a big day because there was a study that came out, sponsored by Trojan. Who knows their sex. Okay. San Francisco. Okay. This was on msnbc.com San Francisco, you're so naughty and so open about it. San Francisco was named the most sexually promiscuous city in America. Number one, San Francisco.

Oh, I'm so classy.

I feel so. I feel so proud. And I like to feel that we're based in San Francisco, that maybe I've had something to do with it.

Did they?

Not personally. Oh, my God, no. But we're so naughty. It says that. I mean, it's crazy, these stats. And it says Chicago is at the bottom of the list. Okay, so San Francisco canceling my trip.

I know, honey, it's done.

So it says that, but we don't. Okay. According to the report, 90% of San Francisco's. San Francisco's boast they know how to satisfy their partner sexually. And here are a few more sexy stats from San Francisco respondents In San Francisco, 48% reported that they like that they use a vibrator. So half. Almost half the people in women in San Francisco or men are using vibrators.

Half the people. I mean, half the women in San Francisco are not satisfied sexually by a man.

Yeah.

Oh, they need a utensil.

No, that's not why people use vibrators. It's an addition. Are you really gonna have this conversation with me?

I'm just saying.

Okay, so this is. This is. This is something that's. I don't know San Francisco tops the list for the most number of sexual partners. We've all. We've had sex with more people in San Francisco. Oral sex at 18 partners and anal sex at 12 partners.

Whores.

Yep. San Francisco, 24% is the least likely to believe in abstinence before marriage. And San Francisco is one of two cities most likely to say they learned about sex from an adult video in the Internet. Anyway.

I did. That's how I learned about sex. What was a porno really? I was six years old. Yeah.

Oh, that's right. You saw the porno and you were.

Like, I already knew what was going on. Which was weird to me.

Yeah, that is weird. Are you sure you knew?

Yeah, I knew.

You knew that it was what?

That.

What did you think was happening?

I think that they were. I don't know how it triggered in my brain, but I knew they were having sex.

Right.

I don't know. I can't explain it.

Right.

But I knew.

When did you start masturbating?

Yesterday? I don't know.

Okay. Normal age teens. Okay. Just curious. I didn't tell later, as you know. So. Okay. So that's a big thing about San Francisco. I was just excited. I just found this like five minutes ago and it says you're so naughty and open. I just love that. I love San Francisco because we just don't care. And the city we're running naked down the street has become rather ho hum. It's no surprise that we're the number one promiscuous city.

It always trips me.

There's always naked people. Like you're like whatever, naked person. Don't care, don't care. Like there's just random stuff happening all the time.

It trips me out that there will be some events and there's always like naked people right in front of city hall, in front of city hall, just. But I love it.

I know we're good.

They're not supposed. They should.

But we also are doing messed up stuff. Legislated, like in the legislation. Like we're supposed to like we banned Happy Meals last year. And I know there's other things that we do. We're just in a quirky, crazy city.

This is.

But it makes me feel like proud. Like I feel like I've become like I'm a San Francisco. I mean I'm not from here initially as you know, but I feel like a San Franciscan. Like kind of this is what promiscuous and crazy. What?

There's a lot, a lot, a lot of weirdos. Right?

Right.

And these weirdos have so much freaking free time versus the people are just actually just working all the time, just, you know, trying to get by.

Right.

That all the weirdos are at City hall constantly, like, getting these crazy laws passed.

I know, I know. Yeah.

So the people are actually, like. It affects.

It's not just the. I made a film about that. I made a film about politics in San Francisco, if anyone's interested. It's called See How They Run. And you can rent it on Netflix or download it on itunes. And it's a documentary all about San Francisco politics and how insanely insane we are and liberal and a little bit crazy.

This is nuts.

But what was the legislation just last week? There was something that we were gonna ban, and it was like.

It was circumcision.

Circumcision.

Yeah.

And then there was something else. There was something else, like a day later. Circumcision, ban. Circumcision.

Plastic bags.

Plastic bags. That's weird. Like, do you. Can you imagine if you're watching this now? Like, we don't have plastic bags. Like, you cannot get a plastic bag in San Francisco. It's weird.

You can't.

I know.

And then if it's raining and you're walking, you're effed.

Right? Sorry. Because there's no plastic bags.

They rip all the time. Okay.

Oh, the paper bags every time I'm coming home from. Because, you know, I eat out all the time.

Yeah.

Oh, speaking of that, yesterday. So you really. So yesterday, you really got me thinking when you said to me, what do I bring to the table in a relationship?

Yeah. So I was like, let's rewind.

Let's rewind. Okay. So, you know, as everyone know, we're doing a Daily show now. Does everyone get that? Okay, so yesterday, Menace asked me, since I don't cook and I've never cooked for a man in my entire life, he asked what I bring to the table besides sex in a relationship.

And your answer was, I'm fun.

So I asked the guy that I dated some studying I did.

Yeah.

I talked to guys that I've dated. I, like, made some phone calls. I'm like, why'd you date me? Like, I never cooked for you. I never planned for you, like, trip.

Out by saying that.

No, I just thought it was funny. And so, no, I didn't trip out. But I was like, no. What happened was because I'm supposed to go out with this guy. So you remember the guy that I was dating a few months ago who's like, you never called Me and you never made plans. So then this guy that I have been dating was like, oh, well, what do you want to do Saturday night? And I was like. So we were on the phone last night, and I said. Because we had plans. And I said, am I really. I said, I don't. I don't really care. I don't really know.

Like, see what he messed up. I don't even know why he said that to you.

So I said. So I said, what do I bring to the table? So that's when I got. I'm like, do I bring anything to the table besides. Besides sex? And he's like, yes, you have. He answered me. And I wrote it down because I had to write it down.

Remember it?

He said, I have exuberant energy. Explosive, exuberant energy. That's what I bring.

So does people that do cocaine. Like, I.

But I don't do cocaine. I'm naturally exuberant. That's what you. That's what I bring to the table? No, I don't cook or clean or anything like that. But you just hired someone to clean eventually.

Energy. What does the energy do? I'm trying to explain.

Don't you know? But why you like me? Like, why do you like me? Why do you like hanging out with me? Because I'm fun. I'm fun. Energy. That was an extension on the fun thing.

That was fun.

Okay, here's another story. So what. What was fun?

Nothing. I did it.

Really?

Why do people date you?

It's like, general. Because I'm awesome.

Huh? Okay, so here's the thing. So, Ruby, I can't even say again, I'm telling the story.

Forget it, Skip. Anyways, today's sex toy.

Yeah.

Last night I went to.

Idiots.

See, I told you.

Yeah.

Live shows. I went and saw the Green Hornet last night and. Oh, right.

It was a press screening, right?

Yeah, I went and saw it and I really enjoyed it. So if people wanted to go, I was. I'm not like a Green Hornet, like, fanatic, a purist. I knew nothing about it.

I don't know anything about it either.

So I enjoyed it. It's, you know, a comic book movie. You can't take it too seriously.

Right.

It was good. So if you are doing something this weekend, you want to go see the Green Hornet, I suggest go see.

Really? Who's in it?

It' Ryan Reynolds. And.

And Blake Lively, right?

Yeah. And she looks smoking hot in it. Ryan Reynolds. As a man, I can say this guy is so fit that it makes you feel bad about Yourself.

Oh, really?

Seriously, like, so, girls, you would love seeing this guy because he has a shirt off.

Oh, see, I heard a review this morning, and someone was reviewing it, and they were saying that it wasn't good and that he wasn't very good in it. As a lead, as a main character.

You can't listen, like, because I sit with these critic a holes all the time and they try to go in there.

Why didn't you take me to this? I thought you were gonna take me to movie screenings that you get all these tickets.

See, I'm trying to get to my point, but interrupting me. Hold on. So. But you can't take the critics people seriously because they think they're gonna go in there and see the next Citizen Kane or something like that, you know, or the next Clockwork Orange.

Right? So you have to know that it's.

Like, yeah, just go with what type of movie that you like and don't listen to critics.

Okay.

But anyways, I did not invite you because I've been trying to get, you know, more engaged and more interactive with people on my Facebook. So I. I've been throwing, like, basic questions out there, right? So the other basic question was.

Star wars or Star Trek?

Right?

And everyone was getting into it. And then here comes Emily Morris on my Facebook and says, eh, neither. What?

But neither. I don't want to see either one of those Star Trek or Star Wars.

So why would you be bad if I didn't take you to the Green Lantern? Because I just want to go to movies. No, because your ass would be talking through the whole. Goddamn.

I wouldn't talk again.

Yes, you would.

I'd be so scared to go to movie with you again that I would. Seriously, I'd be so quiet. I can't guarantee that I would sit still, but I would. I wouldn't. I wouldn't talk.

The whole time, I seriously wanted to murder some lady that was making noise, like, really across the room.

Yeah. Well, okay, so I. You know that I won't ever talk again.

Yeah, but how. Okay, let me guess. You've never seen Star Wars.

No, I've seen Star Wars. I love Star Wars. I just was like, who? Neither one at that moment. Because when I read your Facebook post, I was like, ew, neither. Not right now.

People commented.

I know a lot of it.

And then you're. And then they started talking crap about you because you're like, oh, my God, come on.

I was like, neither, Don. That's not what I want. Like, if you. If I was sitting at your House. And you're like, let's watch a movie. And you're like, would you rather watch Star Trek or Star Wars? Like, neither. But I know that wasn't the point. The point was if I had to choose, and I would choose neither.

That hurts, man.

I'm sorry, baby.

I mean, I'm not like a super hardcore.

Why'd you ask? Why'd you want to know?

Because I knew that would cause a debate, and I just wanted to see what people thought.

Social media savvy.

Yeah.

And I wanted.

And I wanted to see if the Star Trek nerds would come and defend Star wars because obviously Star wars is the more popular choice.

Right.

And check this out. So again, leading back to sex. You know how many, like, hot chicks that are into Star wars that just, like, dress up in, like, Star wars outfits, like, practically naked all the time on the Internet? You can find it everywhere.

No, I didn't know that. Yeah, like, people who have, like, fetishes around. Not fetishes or they're just turned on.

Really into it and then. But they dress, like, super sexy, but they're like, you know, dark Vader and stuff like that.

I didn't know. I didn't know that.

Yeah, it's pretty amazing. And there's like.

So is that where you go for your entertainment? Yeah.

To go check out naked chicks in Darth Vader outfits? Yeah, but I'm saying I. I recognize.

Darth ate her or something. Is that what it's called?

Probably. But there's, like, a lot of. A lot of hot chicks are just becoming super, like, comic book nerds and stuff.

Like, that's great. Do you like that? You consider yourself a nerd, right? Do you or no.

Yeah, I guess. But I'm not, like, hardcore into comic book.

No, me neither. Obviously, if I would have gone to the movie, I. What did I do? I.

Nothing. I worked so late. No, I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think of, what did I do last night?

So, you know you called up every ex boyfriend and say what?

Oh, I called every ex boyfriend. Oh. And then I.

Other feedback.

Yeah, I did. Well, because my ex texted me. Like, why do we. He's going through a problem with his girlfriend now, so he texted me and he was like, why aren't we. Why did we break up again? And.

Oh, my God, dude, this guy. It's. It's either two things. You all right?

Number one, this is what he said. This is. I'm reading you his text.

So goddamn ridiculous. Like, either you marry this guy. Or stop talking to him because it's not healthy.

Do you want to hear? He said he just out of the blue when I needed a little ego boost last night because I was already feeling lame because you told me that I'm not worth dating.

I said, we're dating, but I'm just saying you need to, like, pick up some skills.

He said, I miss you for lots of reasons, including, but not limited to, one, how chill you are. Two, how fun you are. Three, how easy it is to be with you. And for your infinite hotness, he said, what happened? Why aren't we together anymore?

I need to get laid. What time was it?

And then we kind of had phone sex, but I didn't really have phone sex. He had phone. I had phone. He had phone sex.

It was late. I was. It was in New York. I don't know. He was in New York. It was late. Anyway, I don't know. I was.

Oh, my God. It's so. Like, I was working.

Exactly. It's like, emily, I miss you, and blah, blah, blah. And then he's like, remember that time? And he wanted it for on text, but I didn't really. Like. I was. I was. I was focused on work anyway.

So lame.

Lame. Okay, let's get into something.

So what are you gonna do about that? I'm telling you right now, it's not healthy or.

I never talked to him. I never talk. I mean, we, like, text. This is. Don't you have girls that you text hung up on?

But do you know what? When you talk.

Honey, I'm so not hung up on him. I do not. Oh, my God. Ew. Like, if I could tell you the million reasons why we're not supposed to be together. We're not supposed to be together. I just adore him. It's funny. It's funny because I like that he says nice things about me.

What about eventually?

My ego really likes that.

What about eventually you find a guy that's not into chicks that cook or clean, and he wants to be with you. Right, Right. And then you have this guy he's gonna hit you with.

Then I'll be done. No, then I'll be done with him. I just haven't found anybody. I just haven't committed to anybody in a long time. So I still have the people hanging around that I text. Big deal. Who doesn't? Everyone does that. I'm just saying, how many girls are you texting that you sleep with?

Don't look at my phone.

You don't text any girls randomly? No.

It's stupid.

Really?

Yeah.

I like it. My friends and I like it. We like to get the text. We women, we like to get that something like a little. It made me feel that. I was like, oh, good, he likes me still. That's good.

All right.

I think we should move on.

Go for it.

Sex and the news. Well, we already talked about the biggest news. San Francisco. You're so naughty.

Yeah. And then the other news. Can I just clear it up? Yes. Wieners resigned.

Wiener resigned.

Yes.

Wiener resigned. He did. I can't believe it.

It's so funny because my cousin is a reporter in Arizona, and she's like, I'm. I'm so happy that I resigned. So now I don't have to talk about him ever again. And I'm a reporter.

Right. Exactly. Exactly. I know, I know. It got to be. It got to be too much. But. But I can't. But yeah, he. He had to. He resigned. But that's not what I was going to talk about. Had other Wiener news.

Okay.

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Speaking about Wiener, his wife is way too hot for him.

I told you how hot she was. I told you last week. And you're like, no. Someone said no, not me. She's hot. She's beautiful. She's classic. She's stunning. Yeah, she's like. But I don't think she's gonna leave them. They just got married a year ago.

I. I heard that she wasn't gonna leave them.

Not for now, at least. Well, I don't know. I mean, now, Now. What the hell is he gonna do? Now everyone knows what he looks like. What. What do you do? Hopefully he has money in the bank.

I don't know. Some. You know what? Look at Spitzer, though. Elliot Spitzer, when he had his whole sex scandal when he was governor. No, he wasn't governor. He's senator. What was he? Spitzer? Elliott Spitzer in New York. Whatever. He was senator, so he is now hosting a show on cnn. And he had a sex scandal with prostitutes.

Yeah, but he had like, at least had some like, charisma and stuff that like. Like that.

Not really. Elliot Spitzer, like, I turn on cnn, I'm like, really? Elliot Spitzer, like, he has a sex scandal. He's sleeping with prostitutes and paying them out of state money. And now they. CNN makes him a reporter. I don't understand that because there's a million people that could talk about politics and he's not attractive. And all you think of him, his with the prostitute. Hotel room.

Yeah, but that's what that makes you tune in. Do you know CNN?

No, I tune off. Well, okay, go ahead. What?

CNN's losing so bad in ratings versus Fox News, so they're just like, that's.

The only channel they have at my gym. That and the Food Channel. Guess what?

I watch food.

No, I could give a crap about the Food Channel. The Food Channel is so boring. If you don't cook and you don't have any utensils or anything.

Pornography for me.

Is it the Food Channel? Do you really watch the Food Channel? I mean, I know people do. I'm just like, at another plan.

I want to do my own video podcast about doing little cooking shows.

Come on.

Yeah.

You cook for real?

For real.

How come I don't believe you?

How can you not believe me?

When do you have time to cook?

I'm not the only person on the planet that cooks. A lot of people cook.

I know, but I just don't imagine you cooking. Okay, what's the secret of hot sex? Science weighs in. A new study suggests that the key to hot sex, tequila, is plain old empathy.

Empathy.

Empathy.

How does that work?

Empathic people being empathic. Empathic individuals are more responsive to a partner's needs and thus initiate a positive, positive feedback cycle. So researchers from the university, they studied the psychological profiles of over 3200 men and women. They looked at self esteem, autonomy and empathy. And three sexual measures. It's a little confusing here. Orgasmic regularity, enjoyment of receiving and giving oral sex. So that's what the study looked at. And they found that the people with empathy who were more empathic towards each other were having better sexual. But the thing that was most interesting about the study was the authors were surprised to find men were more likely than women to enjoy performing oral sex. And I do not find that to be the case.

Where was the study held?

It was a. It was a big study. I don't know. It was at. From a university.

Some university Health Day.

No, it's real. It's real. I'm not like reading bs. So anyway, empathic. So it got me thinking about guys that I date that usually are. I think that that's big.

Some.

A guy who's empathy.

Who can.

Who can relate to you and respond to you and be there for you emotionally.

Yeah, but they're just doing that because they want to get laid.

That's fine though. But I'm more sexually. They're showing the people who have high empathic barriers are having better sex.

It doesn't matter if it's genuine or not.

I don't care.

As long as you're doing it.

Yeah, exactly. So I thought that was interesting. And again that the authors were surprised to find that men were more likely than women to enjoy performing oral sex. I feel like, who are all these women who hate giving. Performing oral sex?

They're out there.

It's so fun. So many women hate it. Yeah. I don't get it, but I feel like men don't like it. More than that. That would be my. Yeah, I'm surprised too. Just like.

No, I think it's equal. It's equal playing field.

Honestly, I don't know. I think I taught you what it was. Remember on the show, like years ago, I taught you how to say it.

Cunningus.

Cunningus.

Oh.

When Menace was just a young boy dating on the go. There's a new how about Weeze mobile app. It's called so. It's a new app that allows you to find a date quickly without having to sit at your computer. You can post and browse cool dates in your area. So basically the scenario is that you're having a drink at your favorite bar and suddenly find yourself wishing there was someone in that empty bar stool next to yours. Take out your phone and check out. Check out other people who've posted dates in your area. Find someone like you. You can message them and then you could go find them if they're nearby. So it's like not so different than those other apps, but Grindr. Grindr. But this is like a date. Like they're like, they're coming up with dates in the moment that are happening and you could join someone. Like if you're at your alone drinking tequila by yourself at the bar.

I mean, I guess that can work. I don't know. That's. That one is all the women, if they want to meet up with guys.

No, I think it'll be guys doing it too. I mean, it's kind of like an immediate no.

Do you think women are gonna really post like, hey, I'M just hanging out.

I don't know, maybe.

I bet you if I download it right now, it'll be 3,000 guys.

Maybe I'll be the one woman though.

Let's see. I'll download it right now. What's it called again? It's called.

How about we.

How about.

How about we go to the store? Like that. Okay, so. Future hotel room to fit. Facilitate virtual.

I had some tequila, I have to minute. No, just kidding. Okay. Future hotel room to facilitate virtual sex as Travelodge. So, you know, we've been talking a lot about like the virtual. What about you wanted people to be able to have sex during the show.

Yeah. Like a USB plug in and then there's some device that has sex with you while you're listening.

Yeah, right. That's what we're gonna do.

But you don't have to use your own hand.

Exactly.

So lazy people out there.

They say the Travelodge has unveiled what the hotel room of the future will look like and in involves virtual lovemaking. Apparently remote virtual lovemaking will be possible by the year 2030, allowing individuals to connect with their 2030. Of course to connect with their partner. But it doesn't even sound. Couples will be able to benefit from the ability to link peripheral nervous systems via active skin electronics together for enhanced lovemaking. So it's like connecting your nervous systems through the. Through the. I don't even know how they were going to do that. I don't know. It doesn't sound very hot. I'd rather just watch porn. I heard today someone else.

They have sex robots in Japan now.

That sounds cold.

Cold.

Just kind of cold.

I'm sure there's.

How empathic is a robot. Not very empathic, I'll bet.

Probably. No, no, they. No, no, no. They were saying, I'm remembering now that the. The robot. The robot will recognize its owner and be able to have a conversation with the owner.

Really will tell me that I look nice today. Yeah, you look nice today. Nice ass.

You program it really? Yeah.

I don't think it's come to that yet, but it's nice to know that there are options.

And you know what? You probably don't have to make it dinner either.

Perfect.

It'd be the perfect.

I gotta charge it. So today, just backing up with sex toy day at sex with Emily. You know, my interns have had a very active week. We first went to the canceled oral sex class.

Yeah.

And then. But then they were entertained by my sex school friends that told that whole story the other day. But Then we got sex toys from Adam and Eve because Adam and Eve is our sponsor, and we love Adam and Eve. Everyone go to Adam and Eve.com. you get 50% off any item, plus three adult DVDs and free shipping. And you have to use coupon code Emily at checkout. Anyway, they provided us with a bunch of sex toys today. So I was so excited because I came in late to the office because I had a meeting this morning, and I walked in and there was a box, and I was like, oh, what's that? And I was like, oh, my God, it's our sex toys. So we open the box and we. Everyone's get sex toys because the interns got to pick out which toys they. Why are you looking your.

No, I'm just like. I'm trying to, like, visualize what's going on, Right?

So it's in my office and we rip open the box because I had them all pick out which sex toys they want to review because we're gonna. We're starting a new intern sex toy review segment on the show. So they. So we got all these sex toys, and I'm so excited. We got rabbits. They all picked out what they wanted. I had nothing to do. They could pick out whatever they wanted. So am I corrupting them or not? What do you think? I think it's a good thing just because I took them to an oral sex class and make them try out sex toys, and then we're going to do porn reviews. But I think it's part of the whole sex family experience.

Oh, my God. I don't know how I feel about this, but, I mean, if they're into it, then fine.

They're totally into it. So excited. So what kind of toys aren't we excited?

What kind of toys did they pick? You don't have.

They picked rabbit. There's rabbits. Someone picked a rabbit. Like a. Like a supercharged rabbit. And. And then a butterfly. Something. I don't know what that is. We're gonna learn what it is. What if they're, like, volunteering and, like, Kelsey's like, I'll do it this weekend. Like, she's ready. Like, they're psyched. They're gonna go home and do it. And then there is. I don't know. They sent us pocket rockets. They sent me this little nubby finger thing. It's a vibrator that just goes on your finger and it's.

Nubby. Cool. Yeah.

I think you had that before.

I have had that. It's a new one, though. They're all souped up. They sent us all their new toys. I'm like, I can't tell you how upsetting that is. I wanted to write a song about it.

Okay, well, I'm. I'm eager to see the reviews.

I love getting new sex toys. It's like. I don't know. I mean, I guess it's like how other people feel about food or something.

How many sex toys do you think.

You have opened or unopened, just together, collectively?

Not just.

How many sex toys do I have? Not the ones in my trunk. I moved them out of my trunk because I got a new car.

Yeah. And I'm sure you waited to the last moment.

I think it's more interesting to ask me how many I've tried, how many I've opened and how many I've unopened. I have to do the math separately.

I probably have about 30 vibrators that I've tried or, like, that are opened. Maybe I tried them once. 40, 30. I'm running out of room. Let's just say that they're in boxes, like, under my bed. But then there's, like, my go to vibrators. So I don't really, like. I'll use a vibrator, and then I should do the vibrator reviews, for Christ's sake.

But what's the most awkward vibrator You. You think you've gotten?

The most awkward?

Yeah, the most. Like, because some of them are shaped weird.

Oh, I had some that were, like, really. Some that were, like, really, really, really big. Like, too big to, like, horse size. Yeah. Like.

Not even in a dream do I want this. Like, too big.

Okay.

But I don't know if I got anything really cool.

It's like a naughty.

I mean, there's fun stuff, like the vibrating panties. You weren't here on my birthday show when I showed the vibrating panties. Right? Were you? Love my vibrating panties. Like, I need to find another guy to do that with because I did it with this one guy. Where. And I'm sure some guys psyched to use it again, so I won't tell them that I've used it before. But anyway, the vibrating panties. You remember this from last year. But they're so cool. They sell these at Adam and Eve too. And they have a little vibrator in the crotch, which is. I hate that word. But it's in the crotch, and you put it in there. And then your partner holds the remote control, and then remote can, like, turn you on if you're at a party or something. So that's kind of fun. We.

That's the movie that we went to go see. It was in that movie. They did the same thing.

Oh, that's right.

Yeah. That you talked through the whole time.

That was not the movie I talked to the whole time.

Swear to God. That's the movie.

No, you're.

I have a better memory than you do. You have the worst memory ever.

Because I, I, I don't know why I have a bad memory. I have a lot of things on my mind. It's mostly just obsessive thoughts and they kick out all the other stuff that's not that important.

They kick out a lot of emails, too.

Kick out a lot of things, I think. Okay, so what have I already done? Emails.

Yes, emails.

Let's do emails.

And are people including where they're from in the emails?

Yes. Everyone include where you're from. Some people do, some people don't. But we want you to. We want to know where you're from.

If you don't want to, you know, say your name, just change your name.

A lot of people. Change your name.

Change your name and then tell me where you're from.

Yeah. And you. I don't use your name unless you put your name. And I've even changed names for people sometimes because I'm like, they don't, they didn't tell me to change their name, but I'm going to change their name because I make that decision for them.

All right.

Dear Emily, I'm finally of Friends with Benefit, so let's talk about Friends with Benefits for a minute.

Okay?

Okay. So Friends with Benefits is a new sexual friendly program. We want everyone to join and become a member. You get five shows a week streaming live video. It's now a video podcast and an audio podcast. If you're used to listening to it before, audio is a podcast. You can still do that. And it's video. And we've got. We're going to be giving away toys every week. We've got exclusive answers to your Q and A. We've got special videos. We've just got more information. We've got blogs. We've got a lot going on.

And all the people that have been listening to us on Stitcher, we record at the Stitcher studios here in San Francisco. And if you don't know what Stitcher is, Stitcher is an app for your mobile phone that is free and you can listen to Sex with Emily on that. All you got to do is search Sex with Emily and you'll see the. The whole show, and then you just type in your password and you're able to listen to the exact cell phone.

There's just a few more things you got to do now. But we just hope you'll support the show and sign up and become a member now, because you don't want to miss anything because there's a lot going on.

Yes.

So, dear Emily, I'm finally friends, benefits member. Thank you very much. Here's a different take on the wingman concept because we did a show about wing, woman, and wingman the other day. I dropped into a local club and sat at the bar. I struck up a conversation with the woman sitting next to me. She was very funny, and we talked and laughed a lot for about 45 minutes. Turns out she's with her boyfriend, but she barely talked to him all night. They left. No, it gets better. Listen, they left. We said goodbye. After we talked, I moved to the other end of the club. On my way back to the bar, three women stopped me and offered me their phone number. This has never happened to me before, ever. Turns out that these women were all responding to seeing me laughing and obviously having such a good time with the woman I'd been talking to. So maybe having a wing woman who you can laugh with would be a good variation on the wingman idea. Paul. So he was seen talking to a woman, probably attractive woman that he found attractive. And these other women responded and they were like, oh, my God, he seems so fun. Life of the party, blah, blah, blah, and handed him the phone number. That's from Paul. Yeah.

I hate that.

What do you hate? The part that she was married and he was talking to her?

That she spent most of her night talking to him when she already had a boyfriend?

She's with her husband. She was born. They have nothing else to talk about. Yeah, that's happened when you get married.

No. Yeah.

That kind of stuff.

What?

I hate that.

What?

Stay home if you're gonna, you know.

I know, but I think couples. I know, they talk for 45 minutes. A lot of people. That would just be such a bummer to be married. Someone to be out and not wanting to talk to them. Like, you hope that you always want to talk to each other and you always want to have sex with each other, too. On another note. Okay. Hi, Emily. I just became a friends with benefits member. Yay. Thank you. Great name, by the way. And I noticed that when I signed up for the podcast that the application form online has shipping info. Is this a sign that you will be selling merchandise off this Website. If so, I would love to order a T shirt that says, I just had sex with Emily and all I got was this T shirt, which is what I recommended last week. I'm pretty sure you joked about that on a previous episode, but I think it's an excellent idea. Thanks for everything. Your show is fantastic. Tyler from Calgary, Canada. Yes, I will be selling products on this. On the website. The website's exploding. I will be selling my book. I'll be selling products. I'll also be selling T shirts. I think we should spake those T shirts and pocket vaginas. Now that's just for you.

Emily's vagina.

Should we have included you in the AdamandEve.com order? We should have gotten you a sex toy.

What would I get? I wouldn't get anything.

No, you might have found some. Would you have wanted some porn? Because they sell porn too.

I don't want.

Oh, I wanted it. I feel like, left out. Like you were left out of the whole excitement today that you need something.

I would have not been into that at all.

I think it would be good. I know, but I think it'd be good for you. I just want you to.

No, don't. You're like a drug dealer. You're trying to push sex. You're trying to push sex toys on me.

And it's just for years I've been pushing sex toys on me.

I wanna, you know, I wanna be like the caveman and not have any tools at all.

Have you ever been with a woman who uses sex toy that uses sex toys? Have you been with the woman she.

Didn'T like while we were together?

No.

No.

It's an interesting experience. You might like it.

No, I just, you know, I want to go back to the olden times, right? Where we put in all my effort.

70% of women can't have orgasms without direct clitoral stimulation and they need a vibrator.

Yeah, that's cool. But you know what? I'm gonna.

Those times were dark. Those were dark, dark times.

Everything I can to dissatisfy my lady. And I don't see why there's anything wrong with that. But you know what? If you feel there's a problem with that, then you let everybody know.

Yeah, I think there's a problem with that because you're probably not doing a great job. So I ran across your show while searching for more ideas of what to do with my wife. I really enjoy them while driving across the country and really enjoy your shows while driving across the country. I'M a truck driver. You mention erogenous zones a lot, but men are lost when it comes to where women like to be touched. Kissed. This is the one yesterday that we didn't get to touch. Kissed, licked, nibbled. We also don't want to ask because it would mean admitting we don't know. So here is my contribution to your show. Men. There are 38 documented zones you can go to in order to please your woman. Learn them and use them. Not all of them work on every woman, but you should at least be aware of them. John from Texas.

Thanks, John.

Thanks, John from Texas.

Does it say tickle them in the neck with hundred dollar bills?

What planet are you on? Inner thighs, behind the knees, the lips, nape of the neck, ears, buttocks, wrists. These are all places that women are super sensitive and that are erogenous zones besides their boobs. And.

Wait. In their vagina.

And their vaginas besides their boobs. I don't love saying the word vagina in there.

What?

Like, I know I have a sex show, but I just don't love saying the word vagina.

All your penis.

I have no problem. Vagina. It's like, it's kind of a buzzkill.

And then our cool hip friends say vulva.

Remember, we're not. You're supposed to say vulva instead of vagina. That's in my sex school.

I remembered stuff. You're so smart.

How do you remember that?

Well, you gotta, you know, use the street lingo.

What do you mean?

The common people, like, what do they.

Say instead of vagina? Snatch or something?

They don't say snatch.

What do they say?

Which I don't like saying pussy, but they say.

They might say pussy. That's what they say. That's hotter. I mean, that's hotter. I mean, but I'm not gonna say pussy. I think it's hot during sex. Dirty sex stuff. Is it?

You like my pussy?

Yeah, I like it. That's hot.

That is so embarrassing to even say.

You think you think pussy. Say it again.

Pussy. I'm like turning red to say.

I know.

So embarrassed.

The camera. What do you think? You've never said, like, like to a woman. You've never.

Oh, do you like that in your pussy?

Yeah.

That is so.

No, that's what people say.

That is not hot. That is.

It is. It can be. It can be hot. Au contraire.

Do you like my. Do you like my wiener in your pussy?

Yeah. Or your pussy's hot. Your pussy's so hot.

Your pussy is so hot.

Yeah. Or it's like your pussy. Like, I'm just like. I can't think, like in the moment. You know, when men say it, it's sometimes super hot.

Yeah.

Just telling you.

I.

You've never said that word until now. You're like literally turning red.

No, I'm just saying. It's just embarrassing to say.

Okay, so what other word are we gonna say? Like, doesn't Oprah have a word? Or what does Oprah say?

Like vajayjay.

Vajayjay. That Vajayjay. I'm never gonna say that.

No, that's bad.

I need a new word for vagina. I like it, I just don't love it.

I'd like to come up with another word.

There's nothing else that you use?

Nope. Vulva. Vulva doesn't roll off the tongue though.

I met this Is that weird.

I have sex show and I've.

One.

Of the biggest pervs I know and.

He like, I bet he says pussy. What?

Yeah, he does say pussies, but then he also called it the wound that never heals.

Oh, that's not. That's so. That's not even like. I don't even know what to say to that.

All right, next email.

Okay, that's just. I don't know who you hang out with. I like your podcast. Keep with good work. I was wondering if you've heard of the G spot shot or already covered it. What are your thoughts on it? Is it legit or is it just a placebo effect? You can google the G spot or just go here. The G shot. So I've heard. Have you heard of this?

The G spot.

The G shot.

The G shot.

So basically it's a non surgical physician administrative administered treatment that can temporarily augment the graph and Grafenberg spot or the G spot in a sexually active woman with normal sexual functioning. It is not been approved yet by like the. You know, and the. Whoever approved stuff and for this kind of thing by the medical associations have not really approved it yet. But there are. There were studies, like I read up on it and there are women who say that the. So basically, basically people are having these G spot parties. It's like Botox parties or women getting their face Botox, but now they're getting their G spots like. So the physician comes in with like a needle and he shoots you off. Uh huh. What shoots him in the vagina. The vagina so bad. And a doctor can help increase their sensitivity during sex through a special injection on the area inside the front wall of the vagina, known as how long does it last? The method is very controversial, but he said the availability of such procedures is a boon for many women who are not getting the experience that they desire from sex. So, I mean, if you're a woman who's not. I mean, there are. There were some studies that some women that. It wasn't like on the G spots G shots website, but there was like articles written about it. Women were like, oh, my God, I'm finally having orgasms that way. So I don't know. I mean, I would be careful. It hasn't been approved yet.

Yeah, it's shooting needles in China.

It sounds really bad.

So sexy.

And you know, what if they mess.

Up and they can make an app for everything, but they can't make an app to find the G spot. Like, what kind of crazy.

Oh, they probably could do an app like that.

The G. The G spot locator.

Yeah. Like, it could be like infrared light that you just see that.

Yeah.

You know what I mean? Kind of. Yeah. Okay.

Laser guidance.

Yeah. Like laser guide. Yeah, you should just see.

I have so many million dollar ideas that you just don't even.

Just blow over them.

And you just blow over them.

Yeah. We don't speak the same language. Okay. Dear Emily, some thoughts on the ejaculation etiquette conversation from a man's perspective. We did a show on ejaculation etiquette the other day. We're doing good shows, man. We are. Whether or not you use a condom, if the sex was great, your partner is going to be little or hopefully very wet. Afterwards, be a man, go to the bathroom and bring back a warm, moist washcloth. And slowly and gently, gently bathe her downstairs. Take it slow. It's a sexy way to come down from some great sex. It will feel soothing to her and she'll think you're a sweet sex hero. You'll get lots of extra points if you're the first man who's ever done this for her. Manage to think about buying some good quality super soft cotton washcloths just for the benefit of their partners. Nether regions. That's from Paul. That is a nice move.

Yeah.

Seriously, guys. I've read guys do that.

Of course they do.

They should do that. That's nice for them to clean up.

Dude, the other. The other day we had the guy with this. What was it? It was a suction, like he was using like a plunger on his woman's vagina. What was that? This, The. What was that thing? Do you remember? Remember it was like the vagina sucking thing. What was that?

I don't know. The what? Oh, the clitoral pump.

The clitorial.

Clitoral pump. That also engorges the vagina. And I'm just gonna say it. Yeah, the clitoris. Gorges the clitoris with blood, which is how you.

I think I really enjoyed that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now there's a G. Spot shot.

Whatever.

And he's got an and. Yeah, he's enjoying that. Yeah. I was happy to hear you and Menace discuss women's breasts on the show. If I had a special gal of my own, I think I'd kiss, lick and suck on her breasts for hours. I'd even rest my head on them. And they don't call them pillows for nothing. One foreplay trick I've heard of before. The guy spends ample time fondling every inch of the gal's breasts except the nipples. Then when she begs for it, he'll zero in on the nipples. I look forward to more, as always. Xxo Collins.

More laser guidance.

What'd you say?

More laser guidance into the nipples.

Laser guidance to find the nipples.

Never mind. It's over your head.

Is that over my head? You mumble.

Oh, nipples, nipples and nipples.

I don't mind saying I hate the.

Women that can get orgasms by just getting their nipples touched.

Right. I hate those women.

Yeah.

If those women are so. I have. Actually, I have several. I have a few friends who can.

And it's annoying since we're talking about breasts.

You know, I've had girlfriends that have had their breasts done. And ladies, that silicone stuff, like, it's gonna. It's all myths, you know that.

What do you mean?

You're gonna get sick from it and all that kind of stuff. That's a more natural feeling when you get a boob job is the silicone versus the saline.

You think? Oh, you think the silicone versus the saline feels better?

Yeah, it does.

Okay.

It's more natural.

Okay.

Don't go with the saline. I know.

How many women have you been with fake boobs? A lot. That says a lot about you.

No, they.

No, they're so random. They're related. No, really?

They didn't have. They didn't have them before they dated me?

No.

So did you buy them for them?

I didn't buy them for them, but I know, like, one of the best plastic surgeons in North. In Northern California.

Right. So you were like, babe, you should get those.

I never said they should.

Just randomly. Several women you've dated got Boob jobs while you were dating them? That's a lot. Yeah, but two's a lot.

Like they just knew that I knew this guy and they're like, I want to get it done. So I just introduced them and then.

Then did you think that they should get it done?

I didn't personally care either way.

But were you psyched after?

I was like stoked and like started tweeting and parading around and calling out my friends that my lady got a boob job? No.

Right? Were they, did they look like. Did it turn you on more?

No, it was the same.

Okay.

I'm not the guy that like, my tongue's hanging out when like hot girl walks by. Like, I really don't give a crap.

You just stare at her breasts.

I don't even stare at the breasts.

I thought you do by mistake. You can't help it. You look at the boobs.

That's not like every single day.

Oh, I thought it was every day. You were. I thought every day you were staring at boobs.

No. Once in a while some girls cleavage will be showing and as a guy it's like so hard not to look down once and then your eyes lock down for five more seconds than you should and then they notice.

Right.

And it's a terrible situation.

Got it. Menace. It's embarrassing, but I think you've got that under control. Then like saying, yeah. I'm not sure how to approach my girlfriend about this. I love her a lot and think she's great, but I just think our sex is, eh. I mean, it's sex and I always get off and so does she. But to me it just seems that this just isn't this. That, that it just is. What we're doing is we're just getting off. It's not fun. It's seriously the same thing every time. And she doesn't really get into anything else unless she can get off by it. She's uninspired with doggy style, which I like, but she can't get. Or so she says. It's probably because she just bends over and doesn't really stick her butt up and out. You know what I mean?

Yeah.

She just doesn't want to use mirrors or cameras. Not in front of a window, over.

Couch or a chair.

Just nothing fun. It's the same thing every time. The problem I have is she thinks it's just fine. And more importantly, can be sensitive these types of subjects because I've had a lot more partners, so to speak. Don't tell me communicate or Talk to her, because I try, and she gets upset and ends up thinking I want to bang someone else. Thoughts, Mike D. From Philadelphia?

Well, Mike, it sounds like your girlfriend's a lazy bitch and you should kick her to the curb.

Just talk to her. Just kidding. I can't say that. Sounds like there's some anger here. He sounds angry. That's what I have to say. Mike. I think that there are some other issues going on, and it's not just sex. First of all, you have to find out if you're sexually compatible with your partner. And it just sounds like you've been together I don't know how long, but you didn't say how long, but you're not sexually compatible. Like, you might just not want. It sounds like you have a sense to try out more things and to be more experimental. And when you try to talk to her about it, she gets upset. So, I mean, if you really love this woman and you want to work on it, then I would. I think that there's just some. He just sounds really angry with her about, like, some other things. I think that there's other things going on in their relationship, and a lot of times that can be. And that's. That's. If you are having other issues in relationship, that can come out during sex, during intercourse. It can be reflected on that. If a woman's not feeling connected, maybe she's not, like. I mean, he could be doing things to her that they've lost their sense of connection somehow, and it's coming out in their sex life or not coming out in their sex life because it's dull.

Yeah. Go shoot some guns. Go to the gun room.

What are you talking about?

Maybe make her hot.

You know, cook for her or something. Fix the. Fix something around the house. That's what women find really hot. But what do you think about it? Like, what do you. I mean, just bad sex. Like, I don't know. I mean, part of me is, like, that could be a deal breaker. Honestly. I'm gonna say it here, Mike. That might be a deal breaker. Might be game over. I mean, if you. Sex isn't as important to you as it is to, like, me and say, other people.

Yeah.

Menace.

Maybe throw them in the gutter and get another. That's what I say.

You do? Yeah. That's awesome. Okay, I think we're gonna get into some sex myths right now.

Okay.

I love myths. I'm so excited because it's, like, actually, like, one of my favorite topics because people get a lot of stuff wrong and Meds. You are in the hot seat here.

This is where you're gonna quiz me.

Don't. I'm quizzing you. Don't look at the answers. Okay. Ready? Can't wait.

This is gonna be fun.

Okay. The truth about common sex myths. Okay. Size matters. True. Oh, sorry. True or false?

That's false.

True and false.

True and false. Trick question about the motion in the ocean, bro.

45 out of 50 women say girth is most important. Most women prefer no more than 5 to 6 inches. 85% of women are happy with their partner's penis size. 85%. So all these guys who are so worried about their penis. Did you know this is the number one concern that men have is their penis? And 85%. Are you listening to what I'm saying? 85% of women are fine with your penis. We do not care. And it's so rare that we don't like penises. I'm telling you, it doesn't come up a lot like that. Men think we care. We don't care.

So should.

Well, only 55% of men are happy with their member size. See? Yeah. 55% of men are happy with their size and 85% don't care. So it's true and false. Here's why girth is more important than size, though.

All right.

Do you want to know?

Yes.

Why are you laughing?

I am just. I. Go ahead.

Here's why grip is more important. The vaginal walls connect. Oh, more vagina talk. The vaginal walls connect with each other and close around whatever is inserted, regardless of size. It can snug. It can hold snug around a tampon or can stretch to deliver a baby. So that's why girth is more important, like for women. Do you get that? Okay.

So should penises be eating cheeseburgers or something?

No, it's just nothing you can do. He could penis pump, but that's a whole nother thing.

Yeah.

No, you can't. Really.

I want to see how a penis pump works.

I have like 15 of them in my house. I wasn't even including those in my. Yes, remember they were advertiser last summer.

Oh, yeah.

Which is awesome. Do you want one?

A penis pump?

Yeah. I'll give it to you for your birthday or something.

Penis pump is like when you can't get hard, right?

Well, it helped. Here's the truth about penis pumps, is that there are exercises that you can do that will really help your penis be a healthy penis. Like exercises that you do for every other muscle in Your body, your penis is a muscle. And there are exercises that you can do that can help you stay harder, longer and help you with other kinds of issues. So. Okay, I got more questions.

I don't want to exercise my penis because I don't want it to lose weight. You know, you say it's all about the girth.

That'd be a bummer, huh? Okay, this is true or false question ready? Menace. Men's sex drive peaks before a woman.

A men's sex drive peaks before a woman.

Like in life. Like, do men's. Do men get more.

Trick question. I'm just gonna say men does peak before it's true. Yeah.

Okay, you got it right. At 18, men get a surge of the sexual hormone testosterone. Women's sexual hormone estrogen doesn't hit till their mid twenties. But peaking hormones doesn't mean peak sexual performance. That is true. 18 year old boys are not like the best in bed. I mean, I remember like sex just was not that great when you were younger.

Like you're just figuring out what to do.

But guys are just, I think, guys. I remember, like, I remember the experience having sex when like in college of guys just being. I feel, I remember having this feeling with this guy I was dating. Like he just seemed so psyched to be getting laid when we were having sex. And it was like he was not even, he wasn't even like connected to me at all. But I just remember feeling like he just looked really happy. Like, I'm just so psyched to be getting laid right now. Like it was so new to him, you know? Okay, semen next. True or false question. Semen is nutritional.

We always, me and my friends always joke that it is, but do I know that as a fact?

I believe.

Not.

It's true. Semen is full of protein, dammit.

We would always say it was to.

Convince it really is. Minerals, zinc and calcium, and some fructose, sugars and other nutrients.

Dude, why don't we start bottling it up?

It has few calories and is perfectly safe to swallow if it has no disease. Germs. Ingesting too much semen can create a ph imbalance in your stomach. We were joking about that in the office earlier. We're like, how do you inject? Like, how do you have too much semen? Like, is like, is it that if you keep swallowing. I don't know, what does it mean? If you store it up and you put it in the refrigerator and make semen popsicles or something in the freezer? Like, how do you ingest Too much semen.

That's pretty gross. If you want.

I don't. I don't like gross.

It's not too graphic. It's not too graphic, but it's. It's kind of gross.

Is it about semen?

It's about the subject right now.

Okay, go ahead. I'll tell you some.

Like, there's a story about this rapper that ends up. She. She's like a female rapper. And she ends up giving fellatio to all these guys at a party. Like a big party. Like every single guy there. And she had to go to the hospital to get her stomach pumped because she said it was like almost a coke handful.

Wow. Really?

Yeah.

Of semen. And that's why. Wow. So it's true. So too much can create. She had a ph imbalance in her stomach.

How could you even consume that much? That is so crazy.

I know you think that after a while you wouldn't. If you're having, like, if you're doing an epic amount of performing an epic amount of oral sex.

Wanted a record deal.

Did she get the deal? Did she get the deal? Awesome. Okay. Having sex. Rellie, here's some more true and false for you. Having sex before a big event or game can hinder your performance. True or false?

Don't you always hear that guys are like, oh, I can't because I got a big game.

No, I don't think I can.

You're right, it's false. Sex may actually help physical performance by boosting testosterone. So you should actually should have sex before the big day. A 30 minute sex session uses less than 75 calories. So you don't have to worry about being tired the next day. Does it make men less able to focus? This has not been determined yet.

Yeah, because they would always say that about baseball players, that they won't have sex.

Right. I think it's a myth. We are debunking sex myths here. It's very important work. Someone's got to do it. Okay. You shouldn't have sex when she's on her period. True or false?

It doesn't matter.

What do you mean you shouldn't? Yeah, like, should you. Should you or should you not have sex when she's on her period? Yes or no?

I don't know what kind of question that is.

You shouldn't have sex when she's on her period. Is that true or false that you should not. You should not have sex? She has her period. She's got her period. Should you have sex with her? Yes or no?

Do I want to have sex with her. No. Should I?

Why don't you want to have sex with her? Okay. It's false. It's false. Okay, ready? It's a great time to have sex. Do you know that it's actually a great time to have sex when a woman has her period. Exactly. And for you, there's a decreased risk of pregnancy. So if you worry about that, like, if you're with a partner and it's safe and you're not using condoms, and because you guys have been tested, you can, you know, but you can still get pregnant. Like, there's all these myths, and we're actually getting into period sex more in a minute. It can be easier for women to achieve orgasms, and big ones, because of increased sensitivity in the vaginal area. Today's just a record. Vagina day. I've said it way too many times. These orgasms can help relieve any cramping she experiences. So women get really bad cramps and it can help. So it's all about the woman. Take one for the team. But you're one of those guys who's like, no, I'm cool. No sex for seven days. You do your period. Does it gross you out? It does. You're one of those guys. Cool. Good to know. Okay, the mechanic.

Blood everywhere. Grosses me out. I'm sorry.

Does it? But what do you. Put a towel down.

That's cool. I'm the same. Like, people do it.

Okay.

People can wait if they want.

You could wait.

If she really wants to do it, then fine.

The first day, you're like. Like the first day. I mean, it gets.

You know, just because I find it horribly disgusting doesn't mean.

Oh, gosh, Magnus. Do you really. You're just. I just want to. Like, I just want to.

Because it's extremely gross. Whatev.

It's not gross. It's beautiful.

Yes, it's very beautiful.

It is beautiful.

It's like flowers everywhere.

So here's the mechanics of period sex can be challenging. So here's some tips menace you might want to write down for next time.

Oh, hold on.

Women can use soft cups. These are shaped like a diaphragm, so it sits further up in your vagina over the cervix to allow for penetration without the message. So you could actually have sex without the mess. Use a condom. This will prevent blood getting on your penis. Consider having sex in the tub or the shower. Place a dark towel under you. That's what you do. You just put a towel under you.

Cool.

Limit your positioning. It's better to stick to guy on top, missionary or doggy style. No. Reverse cowgirls.

Yeah. Why? Some men, I'm telling you, some men, it's cool, they're down with it, and some are like, not at all. And you're one of those guys. So that's what we got for you. Sexmas.

Amazing.

Amazing. And tomorrow we're gonna be going over your. Tomorrow's show is gonna be very interesting, too. Tomorrow's show is your biggest curiosities about anal sex.

All right.

Do you have any curiosities that you would like? Is there anything specific you'd like us to focus on around that tomorrow?

Maybe.

Maybe you won't show up.

Maybe alternative lubes would be a good thing to study.

Alternative lubes?

Yeah.

Okay.

Because maybe, you know, people are allergic to some lubes. Correct.

Yes, we talked about that yesterday.

Alternative lubes for the anal area or. It's just the same.

Great. Okay, I'll take that. I'll take that under advisement.

Yeah. Or how to talk women into.

That's a big fight. That is like one of our biggest. That's why we have to do an anal sex segment, because we've done. We've done it. Not like that. We've never talked about anal sex because it's a sex show. But we get a lot of emails like, how do I do it? How do I get my girl to do it? So I thought we should just ease right into it.

Yeah.

No pun intended. Okay. Right. Thanks, everyone, for listening to Sex with Emily. Was it good for you? Email me feedbackexwithemily.com I need a drink.

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