7 Dec 2025 · 57 min
Emily Morse and Anderson cover six bedroom mistakes: body-shaming, non-consensual anal entry, spitting, using saliva as lube, and disrespectful language. They also address listener questions about stretch marks, the pull-out method's failure rate, and managing squirting.
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Look into his eyes. They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex. Eyes that mock our sacred institutions. Bedroom eyes, they call them, in a bygone day. Hey, Emily, you got a boyfriend?
Cause my man E here, he just.
Got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute.
A girl's gotta have her standards.
Oh, my. Do women know about shrinkage? Isn't it common knowledge?
What do you mean? Like laundry? It shrinks. Can we not talk about.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God, I feel so good.
Being bad feels pretty good. But, you know, Emily's not the kind of girl you just play with.
You're listening to Sex with Emily. We're talking about sex, relationships, and everything in between. For more information, go to sexwithemily.com to get all the tips and tricks you want. I don't know that people realize. Anderson. I'm here with Anderson. Yo, what up?
What up, Em? How are you?
Oh, my God, it's getting worse. I've been on the phone for two hours before I got in here.
I've done a couple shows with you in the last couple days, and I gotta say, tonight's the night that you're sounding more raspy than ever. You're sound like. I don't know how successful you'd be if you always sounded like that.
Why? Because it's annoying.
Like, listen to the old raspy sex.
Oh, it's not even sexy anymore. Remember the other day? It was sexy. It's not anymore.
Yeah, it's kind of gone over. It's. It's. It's gone beyond sexy, I'm afraid. But you sound more wise. There's that.
I do?
You sound like.
I shouldn't have talked on the phone for two hours.
Yeah, she came in here talking on the phone. Guys came in here chatting, trying to hold my dog at the same time the dog was springing out of her head.
Where is Stanley? I'm so glad you brought Stanley.
He's in the safety of the corner of the room.
No, I need him at ground level. That was really Anderson just Did something really sweet and loving because I was having a rough week. He was sick. And I've been in Loveline the last three nights. Two nights have been amazing. And he brought Stanley in just to comfort me.
He's a little ball cheer for Em.
Thank you.
Here's the reason why I almost didn't.
Why?
Because every time I bring Stan to see Emily, she's always like, can I keep him now? She's like the little kid that you take to a park, and you're like, being a nice guy, taking the kid to the park, and it's been 45 minutes, you're ready to go because the park's boring, and the kids like, can I please stay for some more? Can I please stay for longer? No.
No.
Can I just say you get some Stan?
I feel really bad because I knew. I heard my. First of all, I heard myself saying that I'm just messing with you, kid. The second I saw him, I was like, you are such a good friend because you said you bring him in.
He's a pain in the ass in the studio.
I know it's not easy. I know it's not easy. And then I heard myself say, can I keep him? Which is kind of like my joke, because I don't really think you're gonna let me. And I asked you. I asked you every day. So I hated that about myself in that moment. And I wish you didn't get back.
I'm just. I'm just.
But I'm not that girl. But you're right. It is like that person. But I'm not that person.
Before we get to the show, bankers can't be choosers.
Yeah.
I actually take notes for the show now. Like, if something occurs to me during the week that I want to talk to you about, I'll write it down. So I have a little section of my notepad on my phone. Says emily.
No way. Tell me.
And I have one question, but I've failed to go to the notepad the last two weeks.
Put it in your smartphone.
The wife. My wife has lots of questions, and she's. She's demanding that I ask you sooner than later. It's already later. But what were you doing with Keith Morrison? She is a massive Keith Morrison fan. She watches all that murder porn that he's always narrating, saying, oh, she saw my Instagram. Really? And what did he do next?
That is hilarious.
So she saw this, like, a few weeks ago or maybe months ago now, like, you're hanging out with Keith Morrison. Was he at your house. It looked like you were, like, in a residence.
That is a really funny story that you asked. So Keith Morrison is the host of Dateline, right? People don't know. He's been in Dateline for a long time. Many years. And my friend Emily, she's one of my closest friends. She.
She's your best friend?
Best friend. I'd say she's my best friend here in la.
It's a real person. It's not another side of Emily.
And I love this girl. She's. She's funny. She's probably one of the funniest people I know. Most creative. She's a copywriter. Point is, she loves Keith Morrison. Like, for years, like, she hasn't gone out on a Friday night, even though you can, like, take things down. So here's how brilliant she is. She loves him. And she came with this idea about not even a year ago, and she.
Started Instagram to fake her own murder so that he'd cover the story.
She literally will not miss it. That's all she talks about, is Dateline. And. Cause she loves Keith Morrison, like, literally her whole. She dressed up at Halloween. She got pictures of him framed in her house.
That's scary.
Never met him. She started an Instagram account which everybody should follow now. It's called Keith Leans on Things. Okay. Because in every episode, if your wife.
Might know this, I'm sure she would.
He's always kind of leaning on something, okay. Like, you'll, like, lean on a tractor. So Emily started this thing. So check it out on Instagram, it's keithleans on things. And it's just. She takes screenshots and it's hilarious the things that she writes and she does videos and. And then she's been doing it for fun, right, for all these times. And, like, you know, I talk about it on Facebook sometimes, but just randomly. Well, one day, NBC found it, and it was like, this has been this progression. Like, six months ago, they. They, like, started following her. She's like, oh, my God. She's like, Dateline. She's Dateline followed me. And it was like a big deal, right? And then they would, like, like, they. Then one time they were like, we love it. And they're like, can we repost? It was like all these little things kept happening. And she was like, I can't believe it. So then she gets this call in June, right? And they call her or they direct message her on Instagram and they say, hey, are you gonna be around, like, June 21st or something? And she's like, actually, I'm going to Hawaii that day. She's pregnant. She just had a baby, actually, at Christmas. But she was going on her baby moon or whatever.
Baby moon? Is that a thing people do?
Well, they had never made it on their honeymoon. It's a long story. I don't know, but whatever. So she said. They said, we need you to be home. And she's like, well, why, like, do I have to cancel my trip? They're like, you might want to. And then I'm thinking, wait, that's so dumb. I said, well, first of all. And I was actually Drew. We all would. Did our Drew's matter? He's like.
Calls her Dr. Drew Pinsky.
He calls her Funny Emily. Which at first I was sort of offended because I'm like, I'm funny.
That is offensive. Drew's very offensive.
I'm like, drew, am I not funny? You know? No, but she's. Because she's so fucking funny. He loves her. So anyway, I'm like, they're probably sending you swag and they want you to take a picture of it. You don't need to cancel your trip. So it turns out they send her like a week before that in the mail. Like this puzzle she got put together. She puts together and it says, don't watch alone. Keith Morrison. Who? Keith Morrison at your house. Like next Friday, seven o' clock for the premiere of Dateline this year.
NBC center the puzzle.
Yes.
That seems very creative for like, very creative.
So actually, you guys should check out. It's. Yeah, I think her. It's. It's. Keith leans on things and I think her. I don't know if I can give hers out if hers is public, but I will. And if it's not public, it's. Her Instagram is. Alrighty then. A L L, L. Righty then.
Like, like.
Yeah. So anyway, point. Emily Shotwell's her name. I can say her real name. Shotwell. Yeah. She's really fucking thing that she writes and does. So tell your wife. Text her now. So anyway, they. We have a party at her house. Keith Morrison comes over and she can invite like 10 friends. They cater it and we get there and she's like six, seven months pregnant at the time. And I get there and he's just like hanging out, walking around. He's like older, you know.
Was he leaning on stuff?
No, but it was so funny. And I took videos of it and she posted on her Instagram account and it's like. He's like, you're. And so anyway, the point is they called her a super fan. They're like, we have three fans. There's three hosts across the whole country. They picked her. And the other two hosts went to other two houses, like, to watch. It was amazing. So here she is.
Has that air on her couch. Did it air?
Well, here's the thing. She wasn't on the show. It was more like a PR thing. We thought she. But the fact is, you can look at, on Keith Lean's other things, pictures of they actually lean on each other. And he sits on the couch, and we sat there and watched Dateline with Keith Morrison for two hours.
And then the two of you took him to the back room and blew him.
No, we did not blow him. Was that a good story, though?
It was, but I was trying to make it sexual so that it fit the show.
You know what I mean? But when I told him, when I did, he kind of backed away. But I take a picture with him.
Oh, did he back away a little bit.
And we're like, why do you leave?
I'll cover your story later. Once you're stalked and killed.
Exactly.
And I'll watch his voice like this.
And then. Yeah. Do you like him, too?
It's always on in the background while I'm doing other things. And I just hear him digging and asking, like, inappropriate questions. Bill Hader used to do a great imitation adaptation of him from snl. And he's so funny because, like, it's never heard of. He's like, really almost excited about the macabre details of the story. I'd be like, really? Tell me more.
It's so good. So thank you for that.
Thank you for that story.
I thought you were gonna ask me some great sex question from your wife. Which is what. I got so excited, I didn't know what to do. And then it was like, Keith Morrison. But that's a good story.
So also on the same note, she's having a hard time. She can get four fingers in my butt, but not the full fist. How do we. Okay, gradual.
Don't rush it. The thing I was gonna say, though, when I opened the show and I was talking about what we're talking about tonight, talking about what we're talking about is that I realized that I don't often say this. I'm like, go to my website, set up for a mailing list. But what people don't realize is I've got 10 years of material on my website, and we update it every day with new blogs and videos. So a lot of our questions are like, how Do I gave a great blowjob. Like last night. Someone called in love. Like, I've probably written about it. Or if you have a question, you probably can find a lot of the answers on my website. So check that out.
It's like an encyclopedia of sexual knowledge.
And there might be a podcast I did on it. Like, there's 2,000 of them. It's a hefty site.
Yeah, hefty.
So that's one of the things we're talking about. And then the other, because I was reading all the topics, but the other thing they were talking about is six things you should never do in the bedroom. It's a little mini topic.
It was one of them. Had the TV on with Keith Morrison twanging about leaning on things.
No. That might turn you on. Yeah. So how are you feeling about Valentine's Day? Impending.
Doom.
My favorite thing about Valentine's Day these days, because I hate it. As most men do. It's easy to hate it as a guy, you know, it's almost obligatory as a man to hate Valentine's Day. But it's annoying. I hate Hallmark invented holidays, but there's now some cheer associated with it.
What?
That's hearing you talk about it. Oh, tell me more about that day.
That's so nice.
What day is it?
It's February 14th.
What's it called?
It's called Valentine's Day.
That's it.
And I'm.
The way you say Valentine's. That's the only good thing about Valentine's Day.
It's my Michigan accent coming out more and more lately.
I don't know if you've been talking to more people back from your homeland or.
What do you think I'm just reverting back?
I don't know. I've been hearing it thicker and thicker the last few days.
You know, it's really. Maybe it's because I'm sick.
Perhaps.
I don't know. You know, it's funny, though. When I first moved to California 20 years ago from Michigan and moved to San Francisco every single day. Where are you from? Where are you from? So confusing to me. I'm like, I'm from Michigan. What do you mean? Like, would you want some half and half with your dj?
I've heard it a lot. Maybe it's because you're sick.
It went away. I mean. But apparently not Valentine's Day. We're gonna be doing a few shows next week. You'll hear the shows coming up. But I would just, uh. We're gonna have some great shows. Gift Guides what to do and what I think about Valentine's Day and this show is not all about Valentine's Day. Is that don't put so much pressure on yourself. Yes, you should do something. But I don't even like that. It's all up to the guy. To be honest. I think that a couple should be. Don't spend money at one of those expensive like pre prefixed menus and say like tonight let's try something super sexy and hot. Let's try a new sex move. Let's go to a sex toy store. Let's watch porn together. Let's give each other massages. Let's watch TV and give each other foot massages. I don't care. Something different tonight that has to do with enhancing your intimacy.
Right?
That's what it should be about.
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You gotta follow it up with me. Here's how dumb I am. Em is I actually, you know, you're gonna be watching Stanley, my dog on Valentine. Valentine's Day.
I know how dumb you are.
And I booked a whole trip for that weekend. We're going out of town, we're going to Colorado. And I'm very excited about it. And it didn't occur to me that it was Valentine's Day weekend until after I booked everything. So I could have woven it all in and be like, honey, taking you to Denver for Valentine's Day. But instead it's like, honey, you're coming to Denver with me to see my favorite band on Presidency day weekend. And now I got Valentine's Day that I got smash in there.
Okay?
It's going to ruin everything.
Let me just say this, Anderson, I don't know if you short memory, but you texted me about watching Stanley and I said, oh, great. That weekend. Now I have a Valentine's Day date because you said it was through the 14th and you said, oh, shit, it's Valentine's Day. So I'm. If it weren't for me, I want to talk about. You would. Still wouldn't know.
Well, there's still calendars and whatnot. I'd probably come across. Kidding.
What are you going to do now in Denver?
Give her a massage.
Do you want some candles? Yeah, I have some.
I got some. But I'd love some freshies. There's some in my car because I'm always using.
Do you want a sex toy? I have one in my car for you.
Oh, good.
You know, you've been asking.
I got to take. I got to take a. I've never been asking you for anything.
No? No. Okay. I'm sorry. One time you said maybe. So I've been taking that as like, what toy do you want? And in my brain I've never.
I gotta hop on a plane, so I don't want any.
Dude, they're not like that anymore.
Okay.
All right. Okay.
Yes. Yes, please. Thank you.
Maybe can we walk out after the show?
Yeah.
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Meet the friends.
Your lover?
Yeah, because I was thinking about you today just out of the blue. And you know what? Something a very nice thought about you occurred to me. And you know, of all your shortcomings and all your insanity and I call you a crazy bitch and we get in a little mini arguments about that because you're digging through your purse, and you're, you're somewhat neurotic, but you get.
Stuff done and you're digging through purse.
Yeah, but, you know, somehow that works. Like, you have all these things that on other people, like, I want to be able to stand, but somehow it's just part of you. And I, and I love you even more for it. But also what you don't have, which a lot of women do, is you don't have that catty nature. I don't think I've ever heard you talk badly about another woman or like, talk about someone's outfit. I mean, you just don't have anything about that in you at all. You just want to help everyone, males, females. And it's, oh, I was listening to Bill Burr, who's a misogynist at times, and he was talking about catty women, and I was like, who's caddy in my life? And I started with you. I'm like, not, Not Emma. And then I started thinking about how uncatty you are. That's so, I appreciate that about you.
You know what, Anderson? I gotta say that that feels really, really good because I, I really don't like, I actually, there's something I think, I know it was a way I was raised. I, I, I feel like talking to people is poisonous.
And in your business, what you do, it would be so easy for you to say, well, she probably doesn't please her man. Right? Or she probably doesn't do this, or it's probably because of those fake boobs. You know, I could see you easily saying these things or thinking these things, and there's none of that. You don't have any of it.
No, I'm not like that to my listeners. I'm not like that to people, to my friends. I don't talk, I don't triangulate. Like, I don't talk about friends. I don't, I don't gossip.
You don't have an ounce of that gene in you.
That's really nice. You know what's funny? Thank you. That actually makes you really good, because I, I'm, I'm really not like that. It just, it feels wrong. And when I first started in radio, which, you know, my experience was like, I've never been in radio.
They threw you into the fire.
They were like, hang up on the callers. Be mean to them. Da, da. And I, and I know, I get that, that's good radio.
That's a bad program director too.
But I'm not, I can't do it like, I like even when Micah and Loveline, sometimes he's like mean to the caller. And I get that. That's like radio, morning radio. Even though this is nighttime. Wacky. Can't do it. Can't do it. Funny story about digging in the purse, which is why. Okay, so I did the sexual health expo a few weeks ago. A lot of fans came. Thank you everyone for coming. Every time I meet a fan, I'm so listener. I'm so friggin excited because we don't often get to meet them. And I. And they walked up, you're gonna love this. And I was on the floor digging in my purse and this girl goes, oh my God. Just like Anderson said, you are digging in the purse.
True. I said, I'm not making things up.
I've got a lot going on in the purse. And it was hilarious that the second this listener saw me, I can't remember the name right now. And it was like, yep, I'm always in the purse.
Right. I paint an accurate picture.
You do.
I do.
And this is like. And if you come to West Covina, wherever it is, we'll all find it on a map.
I swear this is me.
I think it's up by Long Beach. There's a lot of listeners I'm sure that are.
You guys know, I mean I'm three years in, but I still.
But I'm born and raised in Southern California. I can't tell you if West Covina and Covina are actually, I'm assuming that they're next to each other, but I want to be shocked if they're 40 miles apart.
I think it's.
I don't know.
Yeah, I think it's like an hour from. I think driving it's going to take us an hour. Yeah, do. So I think for my office in Hollywood it's an hour. So it'll be worth it though because then, I don't know, we can ask me sex questions. I can't wait to meet you all.
You got any sex in the news? And I can, I do.
Ready? Here's my sex in the news for you. Did you hear about the woman who loses her chastity belt and has to ask local firefighters to unlock it?
No. What? I know she lost the keys.
In Italy, firefighters were left a little hot under the collar after a woman asked them to help her get out of a chastity belt. The middle aged woman turned up at a fire station in Padua, Italy and began asking crew if they could help her with a lock she could not Open. A number of firefighters began asking her questions about where she lived, thinking she had locked herself out of the front door. But they were left stunned when the woman told them she was referring to a chastity belt she was wearing and pulled up her jumper to show them. Speaking directly to the firefighters, the woman, who cannot be named, said, I've lost the keys to a lock, and I can no longer open it. Despite the peculiar nature of the request, the crew managed to open the chassis belt by breaking the lock. And they were very concerned about her, about the, you know, partner forcing her to wear it. But it was revealed she chose to wear it herself to stop herself from having sexual relationships.
What? How old is this woman? Doesn't say.
No, it doesn't say.
Did they get the Jaws of Life out just for dramatic effect?
I don't know. I wish they. I wish someone was filming it. So that was my little sex and the news for you.
But that's a great porn. I'm picturing it right now. There's a. There's a fireman with a full erection in the corner, and they got this hottie, and she's got the. The chassis belt, and they're like, hold on, we'll get the Jaws of Life. And he's waiting with the full erection, and they're trying to get the giant, massive Jaws of Life to cut this little.
This tiny little next short film.
I'm not doing that.
Here's the thing. First of all, I understand, like, trying to change behaviors, and, like, you know, you want us to have, you know, less frequent sex because you feel like you're not honoring yourself, your body, or having mindless sex, whatever, but it's pretty extreme.
Yeah.
Like, maybe go to an SLA Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous meeting. Go to therapy.
It's Italy. It's a different culture. Can't judge, can't judge. Who knows? You know what I mean?
I don't judge. Remember?
Maybe she was making up a story for her controlling husband. Who knows, right?
Okay. Who knows? But you don't. We don't really know.
How do you pee with that thing on? Can you pee?
What? Maybe that's why she got to get the key.
I think it's because she wanted to bang the firefighters.
That's not a bad place to go. Yeah, I bet she was like, you know what?
That was her pickup line. It's ingenious. She's like, I want to bang a fireman.
They don't say if they bang.
When did this happen? Did this happen right after the New Year. Was this her New Year's resolution?
I've read everyone. It just happened recently. Like this week. I've saw.
Maybe it took her a month to hatch the plan, but this seems like something like. Like a. A devious plan.
It's pretty smart.
Very smart.
Okay, this is my little mini thing because I thought that this would be interesting because I want to hear from you as well. The listeners, you, Anderson, and listeners always.
Oh, this what not to do in the bedroom.
Six things you should never do in the bedroom. This was a comma, ask men. I write for Ask Men a lot. But I found this interesting. And I'm not saying I agree with all of them, but.
I don't know, I think it's a good point. So I thought about what you should not do. Like, some of this stuff is, like, it says never, and I'm like, that's so extreme.
Right?
Okay, number one, shame her body.
Well, that goes without saying in the bedroom or anywhere else. Why is that? Wait, as soon as you get out of the bedroom, you're fat.
Honey, can you stop? Can you just let me get through this?
I'm sorry.
And there's a quote from a woman I once had sex with, a guy who made a rude comment about my small breasts. He said, hey, babe, what's the difference between a man's boobs and a woman's boobs? With a smirk. He was trying to be funny, but it made me feel self conscious about my body and definitely didn't make me want to sleep with him again. So instead, here's the other thing that you should do if you want the punchline is that he's, like, making fun of her boobs in the bedroom. Listen, we all have body insecurities. Half a woman was looking at you going, I thought you were gonna bring your penis tonight. Or is it hard? Or are you in yet?
Know the difference between a vagina and a penis?
What?
Penises are big. That's like the girl's version of that joke.
Exactly.
I know, which is a shit joke.
So instead, don't be. This is what guys should do, okay? If you think that you're one of these guys that, like, nag, I'm gonna neg her. I'm gonna say something neg. He probably didn't even think he was being a douchebag. If you ever think of saying something critical and you don't think about it, say, you know what? Have I complimented her today? Think of all the parts of her body that really turn you on. Not just the obvious. Ones during intercourse. Like, how about how like I love looking at your eyes, they're so pretty. Or the way she bites her lower lip. Or how sexy she looked in that underwear. We love complimen compliments, not men. Don't love them as much. Right?
A lot of vain men, especially these days. There's a lot of vain dudes. I'm fine. I'm good.
What about work stuff?
Like I'm an Adonis anyway, so, you know, I don't even need any compliments, I think.
Yeah. I mean, any body shaming for men or women is just a. No, no. Yeah, you're right. A lot of these are for men.
And for women and should be on the bedroom too. You should not be putting down any kind of physical attributes of your lady unless it's like a health concern.
Exactly.
Like you need to get that growth on your neck.
Look, the worst thing is I had a really good guy friend and he'd look at his. His girlfriend and he'd be like, she'd go to grab a brain. She was like. Not that it matters either way. She could be whatever her weight was, she was fine. She was grabbing brownies like, you really want to eat that second brownie? You sure you want to do that?
That's a good rule thing.
I almost broke up. I almost broke up with him. I almost broke up with her and him. I almost said, you should dump him.
It wasn't my boyfriend.
I would never date a guy like that. But it was terrible. She did break up. Number two, on your own. This is number two. I once had a guy say, or, oh, sorry. Or your own. Don't criticize her body or your own body.
Oh, really?
Uh huh.
I'm in trouble.
I once had a guy say, nope, I'm not big enough to do it that way.
Which way is that? From across the room.
I don't know, like his penis. But it reminds me of like how Catherine would on lovelines always talk about a small penis.
Enough about Mike. You've brought him up three times. Part of the show, part of me felt I'd have to cut it all out.
Cut it out. Part of me felt that she. Part of me felt sad that he would put himself down like that just because he knew he couldn't please me that way. But part of me was overwhelmed and completely overshadowed by the awkwardness of the moment. So instead, you know your package better than anyone else. So you can perform best, but you don't have to say anything about it. But just like anything else, focus on the Positive instead of the negative. Tell her that, like, if there's a position, for example, that you feel your penis would be challenged and be like, babe, it would be really hot to have you ride me right now. Stay away from the negative.
I'm taking that to note because I've. Numerous times my shirt's been off and she's saying something like, you're cute, or something like that. And I always come back with, quiet, I'm fat. Quiet, I'm fat.
And women do that all the time.
Makes me self conscious and I'm uncomfortable, and I.
Taking compliments is a skill. Learning to receive compliments, I think I'd.
Be able to do it well with all my practice, but I'm really bad at taking compliments.
I know. I don't know why a lot of people are. We feel like. Well, maybe we don't really feel that way ourselves. We don't feel that way about ourselves, which is why compliments. Compliments are so important. But also. Yeah, it just makes us shy. It makes us uncomfortable. We don't believe them.
A bunch of siblings. Yeah. And a lot of the time, like, the compliments were actually backhanded or they're waiting for, like, someone to fall. And I was guilty of it, too. And we're like, you know, we'd say something nice and they go, really? And then we'd go, no, just kidding. You know, that's like kid stuff.
Like how you just started telling me a compliment, but then you spent the first 10 minutes telling me all the.
Bad things about the bad things.
Yeah, thanks. I totally got. So glad I grew up in your house. Okay, this one might be controversial. Controversial?
Controversial.
Controversial is not a word.
Controversial.
It doesn't have 18 syllables. You guys, can you tell I'm a little sick? How did my voice feel?
Better now? Yeah. Okay, that read that you did at the top of the show.
Do that. No, no, it was good.
Okay, number three, what you should never do in the bedroom. Spit. See, these are for men. I want spitting anywhere.
Well, no.
Watch porn.
You shouldn't defecate in the corner either.
No, but they spit on the penis. They spit or put. Oh, spitting. Like his lube. First of all, it actually can be. It's not a great lubricant. People think it is. It can have, you know, bacteria in it. So you actually shouldn't use saliva for that. But in porn, they're always spitting on the cocktails.
Avoid the saliva when you're doing oral.
Right. But you still. What I'm saying is, don't Use it as a. Don't spit. First of all, it's rude. And while some women are okay with it in between sex positions and with oral, it's important to, like, discuss it beforehand or just don't do it at all because it can definitely be perceived as insulting or demeaning. Right?
Yeah. And you see it in porn, too, and it's just use sexy. A lot of us, I'm sure there are some.
Some guys think it's sexy.
Can I tell you something real quick?
They're so trained by porn. What?
You know how dumb guys porn, but.
Some porn you shouldn't learn from. Yeah.
The prime example just happened. I'm very concrete. Men are generally fairly concrete thinkers. Right. And literal thinkers. And you're doing. Doing this list of things you shouldn't do in the bedroom. And the whole time, I'm not thinking sex necessarily. I'm just imagining, like two people in a bedroom, you know, reading books or, like, watching TV together.
And she just. He just turns her goes, yes.
No spitting, no making fun of her all over the. You go straight for the. You're talking about sex, obviously. And I'm not even thinking that way.
How are you doing? Sex only.
I'm stupid.
Hi, you're not Cinematics right now. Your new podcast.
I'm a dumb man.
If we were doing a Cinematics Cinematics new podcast, you might say spitting in my popcorn is what you'd think or something.
Yeah, don't. Don't jizz in the popcorn.
Okay?
Number one said that. I wish I had not said that. Go ahead.
Number three or four. This is number. Oh, number four. This should go without saying. Sticking it back there without asking. Never go in the wrong hall without asking.
I would know that. It's about sex.
It's not an invitation. Just because you see it in doggy style. You're like, oh, there it is. I'm doggy style. Might as well go right in her ass. No, no, no, no. You have to get consent. If you're entering her anally without telling her or warning her or lubing her up or anything, it could be very painful. She could be upset. She. It's just. It's almost rape.
It is.
It has to be consensual, especially anal sex. Have a conversation if you never done it before. Like, she might say, I want it in there. I want to do this. You just got to give some warning, you know, Just stick it in for.
The creation out there, the people that believe that God created everything. Like in seven. What was he thinking when he put Put that together, you know what I mean? Next to each other. I don't know.
There's no way system.
Was he doing it for the temptation or. I mean, why would I doubt that?
That was top of mind.
Okay. I feel like maybe he dropped the ball there. Not to get sacrilege, but okay.
I don't know. Can we not go there? Don't call her offensive names or him offensive names. Don't call me a whore or a slut while we're having sex. And it's hurtful unless they ask, says Sarah. What?
Unless they ask for it.
Exactly. So here's the thing about dirty talk. It's tricky because I think dirty talk is super hot, but. And actually, if a guy was like, my little whore, I'd be like, oh, I get this. You're down with that. But most women, if you lead that way, might not. There's a lot of women, even if eventually down the road, they'd be into it. If you do it too soon, too early on, first time you're with someone, it could totally turn them off. Perhaps they were raped. You know, it could be seen as misogynistic. They might feel they don't know you, so you gotta warm up. You could be like, you're so hot, like, I can't wait to have my cock inside you.
Wow.
You could lead with that. Or, like, I mean, with dirty talk, you always have to build up. And the best thing to do is to start with, like, what you want or what you desire in the moment or what you're feeling in the moment. Like, you feel so good. And then you can start to escalate. But don't start with, you little whore. I'm your daddy.
No. And if it's the first time out with the two of you, then it's the first time you're with this lady and you're saying that, what's the deal? Take a look in the mirror. What's going on there?
You know, there's some guys I wouldn't.
Feel comfortable saying that to my wife, who I've been with for over 10, 12, 13 years now.
All right? There's some guys who just have their, like, automatic pilot dirty talk that I've been with. And I'm like, so that's your jam?
They slip right into it.
They're like, man, you want that, don't you? And I'm like, oh, God.
I try and remain myself. I don't try and become a different person. I mean, I try and. But some women stay grounded.
Some women and some Men totally get off on that talk. It's not that it's wrong, it's just that, like, you know, don't leave with that. Don't be insulting. Right? It's like everything in sex. You want to start slow and build up. Don't make assumptions. If they want.
What number was that?
That was five. Six.
All right, let's go. Let's come back with the last one after the read. No.
Oh, perfect. Now I'm going to make y' all wait. Try to guess what it is number six we should never do in the bedroom.
And then I have a challenge for the listeners when we come back.
I'm so excited. Okay.
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The last one. The last. No, no. Bedroom. No, no go. No, you got it from Me?
I thought you were gonna challenge me. Being selfish. Oh, I hate women. This is quote. I hate women are selfish. That's probably the number one. No, no, for the number one. No, no for women. You can really tell when you're with a man in bed right away if he's all about himself or if he cares about your needs. The way he responds what you like or don't like. If he listens when you tell him what you don't like and just pretends you didn't hear and keep going. That's the friggin worst. Or this is the worst. The worst worst when you tell them. So annoying. I don't know why you guys do this. You tell them that you really like something and they're like, okay. And then they do it for like 0.8 seconds. Like literally. Like, like not even. Like I meant. I think you just did it because you guys are such a rush all the time.
Like what? What is it that you might ask for?
Oh my God, this happens to be still. Like, like play with my boobs. More like play with my nipples.
And they do it for like two seconds.
If like maybe a minute and then like never again and they gotta bring it up again.
A minute's a long time to be.
Like tickle in the nose, maybe 30 seconds. Because I think, I don't know why, but just pay attention if you don't know. Listen, here's how you don't be selfish and bad. Here's how you work against that. If yours are, you can counter that. Thank you. I've been doing the word. If you don't know this by now, the best sex is when both people, both of you are trying to feel pleasure.
And if you're not both trying to feel pleasure, you're in trouble. And when you're selfish in bed, it's like you're a high school guy and you have no excuse once you graduate. You really do not.
No offense to the high school kids listening.
I love my high school boys, but here's the thing. What I wish that people trained and I've been with men in their 30s who are selfish lovers. So this does not go away. And I'm so GLAD There are guys, 13s and 20s listening because nobody told these guys I had to tell them or other people, hopefully. I just broke up with them. At the time I didn't have the language. But if you focus on what's turning her on and if you don't know, ask questions, you know, don't be afraid that you might receive Criticism or direction, because this will help you be a better lover. It's how you improve and how your orgasms and her orgasms will get stronger. I promise you. Pay attention to her first. You know you're going to come. She comes first. Just remember that.
Yeah, you got plenty of time to be selfish by yourself, be a selfish.
Bastard by yourself, go and watch porn six times, but just like touch her nipples for three minutes at least. Anything else you want to add with.
Another, with another human being, it's time to give back. Because a lot of guys too, like, they spend the first their formative sexual years by themselves looking at images and it's actually time to share something with somebody else, another living human being. And they don't know how to do that to make the transition. But you got to remember I've talked.
To a lot of guys in their 20s who were said are they used to not they used to to be the jackhammer guy who just pounded away. He's. Then they really, truly like, this is why I'm not critic actually. Because I'm. No, I hope it does and I hope there's any takeaway from guys. They realize that, like, I'm trying to teach you this. It's not you don't you didn't I hopefully you didn't know any better. And a lot of guys I know are like, God, in my 20s, I assumed as you would, which makes sense, that like, it feels really good to me. What? It must feel good to you.
Well, it's like the term like the shit out of you. And then how would you know if.
You don't have a podcast like mine to listen? You don't. So my heart goes out to you.
But now you know of a lady.
Now you know who knows, right?
All right, so also I'm stupid and didn't occur to me until like, I guess number five or six. This is directed directly at men. This is straight at dudes.
I said that at the beginning, but I said it goes back and forth. So. Okay, tell me something.
Can you give me the six again?
I'm selfish in bed. Okay, Being selfish.
Right.
And again, this. This goes both ways.
Okay. Right.
So it is.
Hear them one second.
Okay. Calling her offensive names, Calling anyone offensive, dirty anyone. You're right. I said that though, at the beginning. Sticking it back there without asking. Same thing. Don't put your finger in his butt or don't peg him.
So selfish. No pegging, calling, names, spitting. Anyway, don't spit in the bedroom.
So the first one, because the second one Is it shaming her body? Shaming her body or shaming your own.
Body or his own?
That's it.
Oh, and shaming the own. Okay. Yeah, you did. Out of order. I challenge a listener to do all six of these things in one session and send an email to let us know how it went.
Only if they want to break up with someone.
Oh yeah, if you want.
They want your partner to break up with you.
Girl or guy? I bet a girl could get away with it. She'd be fine. If a guy. Oh, maybe stop short of the. The penetration of the butt because that's like you said, it's close to rape. That's actually, I'm not, I'm not suggesting that is rape and pain.
So don't if it's not consistent, but.
Try the spitting and the selfishness.
I disagree. I think you could try one. No, you could try one as a joke like and then tell them that said that Emily said, never do that but don't do all the stuff spit on the wall. But here's the other thing, actually, I wish if I had time, I would do this. I would redo this because let me tell you something. When it says shaming her body or his body and then shaming your own. How many women have you been with where you compliment them like, oh, I'm fat or and you said that you do that too or oh, no, I don't like my scar. Like guys aren't paying attention to that stuff. And I just think we all have to just like focus on what we feel good about.
Putting down yourself. You're also putting down her because she's stuck with you. So like if you're saying, no, I'm gross and I'm fat and I'm ugly or you know, I got a small dick or anything like that, you're saying to her like, this is as good as you can do.
Right.
It's a turn off to her, I would think. And it's also a little bit offensive to her.
I agree.
Right?
Yeah.
Or him.
That's fine. And this is all a mind thing because I think a lot of us go towards negative.
I dated a girl for three years, she wouldn't let me see her boobs once. She wore two bras every moment of the day while sleeping as well. And never let me see her boobs. I never saw them in the day of light. And I was with her for over three years.
Never. She never changed her interview sex life.
Not allowed. Yes. Over three years. I don't even know. Perhaps they were Green? I don't know.
Did you say why?
She said that she didn't feel comfortable.
She let you see her vagina.
Yeah, I mean, she, like, took care of all that. I mean, she actually had the laser removal of all hair. So I saw that thing, you know.
A lot of women have.
I could sketch it right now.
That's so interesting.
It's weird.
Yeah. I mean, honestly, you gotta, like, until you love your body. Like, that should be a life. That should be something that you work on as well.
I wonder if she had, like, swastika tattoos on her nipples. I don't know what it was.
A lot of women have one breast that's larger than the other. It's actually more common than not.
In fact, I would have felt that.
Most women do, but some women, it's really noticeable. Like, typically, one boob is bigger than the other.
Right.
Who knows? You should call her and ask her. Wouldn't it be fun to go back to all your past lovers and be like, hey, so what was this all about?
This is like, right after high school.
Yeah. Hopefully someone's seen her boobs.
Now.
Let's get into emails.
Do it.
Okay. I love hearing from you. I love it. Include your name, where you're listening from, and how you listen. Email me feedbackexwithamily.com but I have a note for you guys.
You know, I love hearing from you and I love getting your emails, and you're all such huge supporters of the show, which I love. I love what you say. But here's the thing. A lot of you, lately, I'm realizing there's been a trend. You're sending in a lot of questions that are similar. And I do answer most of your emails when I get. I probably answer all of them eventually and. But many of your questions have been answered before. So if you're wondering, like, how to last longer in bed, how to get your partner to have sex with you more often, or, you know, how to have a threesome, like I said, go to sexmey.com, google it, see if I've done a podcast on it. See if I've done a blog on it and it might help you. I'm not saying that I'm not gonna answer questions I will, but I'd love to. You know what? Here's an incentive, though. Okay? Here's an incentive for some different kinds of questions. Maybe there's a different twist on your question. The last week of every month, starting this week, the 26th, we'll be giving away a different Vibratex product to the person who sends in the most interesting sex question. How do you enter the giveaway? Send your number one question to feedbackexwithemily.com we'll choose the most well thought out, unique or universally helpful question and send that person their prize. So get your sex questions ready. Do that. It'll be fun. Okay. And that's a vibratext, meaning you could get the dahlia, you could get the magic wand. You could get a lot of cool stuff. Okay, body insecurities. First one. Hi, Emily. I love your show. I'm a new listener about two months and I'm learning so much already. I'm a 25 year old from Chicago and I listen on itunes. I've been talking to a guy for just under a year and things just recently turned steamy. Well, we've been friends for a long time. Our relationship came to a point where we both have expressed wanting to hook up. There's just one problem. A few years ago, I lost a good amount of weight. I kicked my ass into shape, and now I feel hot. I have the body I always wanted, and I've been complimented by guys about the look. Something that's never happened until I got myself to the gym. I'm not saying this to be cocky at all, but my dramatic weight loss came with a terrible side effect. Stretch marks. I'm so worried about hooking up because of my fear of a guy's disgust of these marks that I can't get rid of. Yes, they faded a lot and they are tiny, but I'm still nervous. Do guys get disgusted by this stuff? It's not something I can really bring up before we hook up, but I'm afraid a look of disgust. If he notices, is there a way I can shield them with confidence or just rock them all together? Will he care? I'm scared. Thanks for your help already. You rock. I'm saving up to get the magic wand as my first toy and I can't wait. X.O. shannon.
Shannon, congratulations. Getting healthy on your newfound killer confidence. That's amazing. I love that. And listen, it's totally understandable that you'd be concerned about the residual stretch marks from this amazing transformation. But here's the thing. If this is a good guy, you've known him for a year and you sound like a good person. I'm sure he sounds like he is. And he's attracted to you for who you are, he is not going to worry. Nor is he probably even going to notice a couple of stretch marks.
He's attracted to you. He wants to have sex with you. Why else would he be there in the first place? And I say this because I really don't. I'm not a guy. And I'd love to hear from Anderson. I think guys, mostly, what they're thinking is like, holy moly. I was the. Holy shit. I'm trying to swear. Holy. Holy. I can't believe this. She's so hot. We're doing this. Amazing. He's not going. She's so hot. What's that little red mark on her belly button? Right?
Dude, he's not looking at you with your eyes. Cause I'm sure that you're looking in the mirror and you probably are going over yourself with a fine tooth comb. He's just happy to be there and happy to have access. Chances are. I mean, this goes back to that girl that wouldn't show me her boobs. I never did see them over three years.
What a bummer for her.
Yeah. Yeah. It could have been stretch marks and I would not have cared.
Nope.
Ultimately, it cost her me.
Right? Exactly. Right, Exactly. It's worse not to show it. And I'm telling you, confidence is the sexiest thing you can rock in the bedroom. Think about this, too, Shannon. Who doesn't have, like, bumps and scratches and blemishes and, like, hairy moles and shit? Guys got moles. I don't care.
I got stretch marks on my belly a little bit because I've, you know, I gain weight, I lose weight. Gain weight.
I was gonna talk to you about that.
I was. Shut up. I was at camp in my shirt. I'm a counselor. Camp. My shirt came up a little bit, and a kid comes up and he's like, oh, my God, did you get attacked by a bear? And he was being serious. He wasn't trying to make a joke. He really thought the bear claws came and ripped my stomach open and, like. Get out of here, you little punk. Stretch marks.
Have you been insecure about. Have you had them always?
Yeah, I've always been insecure about my body and the weight and all that. Always. Always. Except for, like, three years when I was on lots of meth and worked out a lot. I had Marky Mark's body. That was sweet.
You had other issues then.
Yeah. I couldn't talk to people, but I had a sweet pot.
Oh, my God. But yet we don't worry about. Most of what we worry about is not we shouldn't worry about anyway. Love your body.
And it's such a shame these days, too. There's A movie called Bigger, Stronger, Faster, Harder. Faster, Stronger, Faster. And it's all about steroids and how we view our bodies because of the way the media puts it forth. And he made a new movie called Prescription Thugs that's coming out right now. Or it's actually in limited release. Release. A lot of it is about how we have body image issues because of the way the media presents perfection, both girls and guys. And there's not every billboard. Every single thing you see in a magazine is airbrushed, is manipulated with computers. You don't see reality. So no one is perfect, Shannon.
Exactly.
Let alone you.
So you know 100% and. Right. Don't stress on this and just rock it. You already sound like you're in a great place. Just rock his body. Rock your mind. Rock your body. Don't worry about it.
And this is probably bad advice, but maybe you can hack into his computer. He might have pictures of old girlfriends that he's had that are like naked shots of them. And I bet you're gonna see that you're better than they are. Maybe not great at.
Don't hack into his computer. Just forget about your stretch marks and rock your body. Okay. Ejaculation.
Everyone's got stretch marks, right? If you have any kind of heft in your boob, you're gonna have a stretch mark.
Yes.
Right. The only people that don't have stretch marks are the little baby boobs.
I've been this.
Sorry I'm a thing. I don't know, but don't give me that face.
I, I, they're small or it's, it's true though.
But what I just said is medically true. I don't think you can have big boobs without stretch marks. That just comes with the territory.
Right? So I have small boobs. No stretch marks. I'd rather stretch marks than big boobs. How's that? No, I wouldn't. Okay, listen, I, I'm happy. I know. Here's the thing. I love my body. The way I took. I didn't always love my body, but you gotta love your body. That's like the first step towards having amazing sex. Feeling comfortable in your body. And you're not thinking about it. You're just thinking about the amazing connection every the part. Okay, ready? We're moving on. Ejaculation situation. This is serious, Anderson.
I need to drink some choking on. What are you doing? You all right?
Dear Emily, my long term girlfriend and I have been puzzling over a problem in the bedroom and we aren't sure how to get past it. Quick backstory. My girlfriend does not like having sex with condoms and she's not in any form of birth control and has no intention of being on birth control anytime soon. We've been using the pull out method, which is fine, but then there's the issue of where to ejaculate. Up till now, I've been pulling out right before climax and using a tube sock. But this isn't exactly ideal. Especially because I'd really like to go for round two right after. I'm wondering if there is a more effective and less awkward way to do this. Also, she's a squirter and I made huge puzzle squirting which destroys bed. I love she can do it and likes to do it. But there's some kind of special sheet or something we could put down to protect the mattress and take off after regular sheets aren't cutting it. Thanks, Aaron. 24.
Okay, Aaron, there's a lot going on here. My first question. Let me just be clear with you on one thing. Pull out is not fine. It's not fine. You said it's time you pull out. It's fine. It's not fine. It's completely ineffective.
You're 24, you know, I hear that a lot, Emmett. It's better than nothing. I would think that if you did a study of a control group that's pulling out every time and a control group that leaves it in every time, there's going to be more pregnancies on the people that leave it in, I would think.
Okay, but. Okay, perhaps. But that's not saying that people get pregnant like every single day.
It's not very effective, but it's a little effective.
No? Can you just stop talking right now? You're 24, Erin, and I'm guessing you've got a lot going for you. Do you want a baby right now? Think about it. Because you. She could get pregnant like tomorrow. It happens all the time. Even my friends who are married and don't want kids yet. Like my friend got pregnant, her honeymoon goes. Pull out. Please, please use birth control. Your girlfriend needs to get over it. It's. It is a necessary part of being a sexually active adult. Condoms could solve all your problems very easily. Okay? Your ejaculation things, especially your. The fact that you don't know where to come and the tube stock. So come into a condom, take it off, put a new condom on, you're good to go. If her issue now. I don't know why she doesn't like it condoms. She doesn't like the feel of them. Condoms are not what they used to be. Okay, so maybe, or maybe you had a bad. She had a bad condom experience. Try skin condoms. I've recommended to everybody and you all love them and I love them. And it wasn't until I tried them that I realized that condoms actually can be pretty friggin awesome. I mean, I always wore them, but I thought, well, my guy wore them, guys wore them. It's skyn. They make polyisoprene condoms that feel their whole slogan, logo, slogan, slogan is close to wearing. Nothing feels close and it really does. But they're durable and they're non latex. So maybe she's got allergies. I don't know why she does not want these condoms. The other thing, Erin, number two, ditch the tube sock.
Okay?
You're not 12. If your issue is not wanting to interrupt the flow of things, you're like, oh, I'm about to come grab the tube sock, get up, clean off and come back.
You know, have a towel already.
Invest in some post sex wipes. Like the light wipes are like little like baby wipes by your bed. They're like the pop up top, easy to grab. Right? Do that. Don't use these dirty socks that are not gonna be like, they're not very. You grow like bacteria and it could.
Be the tube sock was kinda out of left field, right?
I know, right?
Why was he painting the.
And your girlfriend can use the wipes too. Keep a box by your bed. You don't have to wait till you're finished. You can even come inside of them. I don't care. But I don't even like this tube sock creeping around your room. It just sounds like a very unsanitary place. You can also get a flashlight. Lot more pleasurable climax into a flashlight than into fabric. And. And then finally, Adam, this seems like an issue that you and your girlfriend should be working through together. Like, I mean, relationships are all about compromise. And it doesn't seem fair that she's saying like, no condoms. Like, you know, like all these rules. Like, you have to come in the sock and you can't come on me, and you can't come in, you know, and expect you to buy by them. You don't have to like abide by everything. She says no. Oh, wait, he has one more question though. So, right. I mean, she's like birth control.
You know what I'm hearing him. It's like she's like an eight or a nine and he's like a six. You know, and, and he, he, he knows the ramifications that are right around the corner with his pull out method. But she squirts and she's insane. She's ruining his bed every single day.
He doesn't care.
But it's like he wants, he wants solutions. But it's so worth it that he's been dealing with it up until this point because she's so hot.
Guys always go to the looks thing, which is just makes me want to come over there and screaming thing is.
Like a nice little bonus. I mean.
Well, okay, so here's the thing about squirting. It is a bonus, right? If he's into it, maybe the squirting.
Will shoot the semen out of her so she won't get pregnant.
Well, here's the other thing. No, no. If he's, if he wants to start, first of all, he wants to be able to come first of all, if you just wipe it off with a sock and then you go again, let's say you might still have semen on you like if you're not wiping it off with, with like a baby wipe. Okay, but here's the squirty thing. So there's like so many problems here. So like, I think we just solved them all though. But okay, but let me tell you one more thing. Oh my, my thing just went.
And there's so many different kinds of birth control too. It doesn't always have to be a condo. If she doesn't like condos, she can get the depo. She can get that little ring thing that she puts inside of her. Right? What about a little spermicide? You like spermicide? You like spermicide? No, but I don't like the spermicide either.
Okay, but here's the thing about squirting. A lot of people asking about squirting lately what to do. You can get beach use beach towels, cheap throwaway sex sheets that you get at like you know, the dollar store or you know, wherever puppy pads, a pool raft, deflated some of that.
I don't care.
Butchered paper that they'd pull down, you know.
No, that's. Ouch. That's reminding me.
Oh, you know what though?
Logical exam I did.
This is a real thing.
Unless you're playing role playing a thing.
On playing role playing on, on, on, on Shark Tank. And it was this kid who was trying to like fix the problem of like dorm rooms having like messy sheets and whatnot. And I know that what he was talking about was sex, but he couldn't come out and say that to the sheets.
Right.
So but it was essentially like they're almost like post it notes but they're for the bed and they were giant and like you can put it on the bed and it's like got sticky back. And then when it's dirty instead of washing your sheets you just it put pull it off and there's like 50 of them.
That's really smart.
And that, that might be able to work. Something like that.
Did it ever get funded? But here's.
I think they told them to fuck off.
There's waterproof mattress pads from IKEA and everything. Ikea is like $6 a Shamwow. You know the shamwows.
But then you get a picture of the guy who beat up the got beaten up by the hooker, getting this camera guy.
If you got a little money spent, I mean that's not time. But I'm saying those are cheap options. But this is also a great option that you'll have forever. Liberator makes a great product called the Fascinator throw. It's a little pricey, but you can get@goodvibes.com use code EMILY for 15% off. It's especially waterproof sheet for squirting.
Really? But then you're doing the slip and slide, right?
No, it's not like slip and no, no, it's like, it's like it absorbs and it's Liberator. They make sex furniture. They make the wedge. Do you know Liberator? They make great stuff.
Aaron, what's your deal? Here's what you do. You just get like a big beach towel. I know it's not how you begin with. You put it underneath her butt, right? And then you have your triple. And then when she squirts, it goes in the beach towel when you pull out. Because she's already on some kind of other like the pill or something, so she's not gonna get pregnant. So you can do the pull out method. Instead of the sock, you go in the same beach towel. You guys could put all your juices in this beach towel, throw it in the wash. Do it separate though. Don't put it in there with your nice shirt.
Way too much time.
And then wash. What? It's so simple, right? Such a simple fix.
This seem funny to you that we got into this? I think that a lot of people do have ejaculation etiquette questions though. Like if she doesn't swallow, have you ever had a problem like I don't know what to do with my gum?
No, no, I've not Had a problem with. I don't know what to do.
Well, Aaron, hopefully. Well, I said that a lot of questions are the same. This one is not.
What's he thinking? Like, where do I go other than the sock? Right now, all I can think of is a sock. Like, I look around the room. The sock's the only viable option for me. Sock.
Look how much I care. I just stands up on the floor now. We have to go.
Yeah, we do.
I didn't even get to the other one. I had so much more to talk to you guys about. So come back next week. You have two podcasts a week.
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Okay, check out Anderson's podcast and the Oscar shorts.
The Oscar shorts. We're actually screening all the shorts from the Oscars. One made me cry. I'm excited to Talk about that. And I'll let you know where you can find those, too, because those are little movies that people normally don't see. So that's on Cinematics.
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