Harmonyx Cabaret 2014 Fri 630

I had a dream so big and loud, I jumped so high and touched the cloud.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I stretched my hands up to the sky, we danced with monsters through the night. I'm never gonna look back, no. I'm never gonna give it up, no. Please don't wake me now.

2, 3, 4.

This is gonna be the best day of my life.

My life.

This is gonna be the best day of my life. I'm never gonna look back, no. I'm never gonna give it up, no. Please don't wake me now.

This is gonna be the best day of my life. This is gonna be the best day of my life. I hear it calling outside my window.

I feel it in my soul.

In my soul. The stars were burning so, so bright. The sun was out till midnight. I say we lose control, control. This is gonna be the best day of my life, my life.

This is gonna be the best day of my life, my life. This is gonna be, this is gonna be, this is gonna be the best day of my life. Everything is looking up, everybody up now.

This is gonna be the best day of my life.

Now, she said she was gonna meet us here at 8, right? Yes, she did, Commander. It's, uh, 8:03. I'm not missing a second of this. Do you have any idea how incredible it was we even got tickets to this? I share in your frustration, sir.

Oh, there you two are! Wow! You two look amazing! Wow! Very nice! I'm sorry I'm a few minutes late. I underestimated the time it would take to create the classic Deanna Troi look.

Looks fantastic! Counselor, your beauty could destroy a thousand Romulan battleships!

Wow! That's a nice compliment, thank you.

However, if you'd please excuse me. Commander? Moment.

Lieutenant?

Looks like a severe problem. You knew, didn't you? You knew she was coming to Troi. I thought you were going as Picard, but you're bald! For heaven's sakes, you dressed up as Riker to swoop in as lover boy. Calm down, man. Of course I wanted to be Riker to her Troi. I've had a thing for her since the third grade. Well, I've had a thing for her since the first grade, so back off! And if I refuse? Bactanarash! Was that Klingon? You know I don't speak Klingon. Listen, let me explain this to you. Every night she walks right in my dreams. Since I met her from the start, I'm so proud I am the only one who is special. So in her heart, the girl is mine. You're crazy. The doggone girl is mine. I know she's mine. The doggone girl is mine. Why don't you go stand over there and let a real man speak? I don't understand the way you think, saying that she's mine. She's yours, not mine. Sending roses and your silly dreams really just a waste of time because she's mine. Crazy, man. The doggone girl is mine.

I'm telling you, she's mine.

Don't waste your time. You looked in the mirror lately? Because the doggone girl is mine. Counselor. I love you more than he. I'll take you anywhere.

Will I love you endlessly? Lovin' we will share.

So come and go with me to Allentown. But we both cannot have her, so it's one or the other. I go! One day you'll discover that she's my girl forever and ever. I don't build you up to be let down, but I really feel it's time. You know, she said that I'm the one for her, 'cause she says I blow her mind. Can I see her? Girl is mine. The doggone girl is mine. Step aside.

Move back.

Don't waste your time. Because the doggone girl is mine! Now get away! Come here!

Whoa! Whoa!

What are you two doing?

We are here to have fun, not fight! I'm so excited that we're finally getting to do this! Look, I brought us lunches so we don't even have to waste time standing in line. You two are the best friends a girl could ask for. I'm pretty sure we've been talking about doing this since the third grade.

Counselor, you are mistaken. Talks of this began in the first grade.

Oh, whatever. Come on, let's go find the wine. Get the bags, Commander. Oh, Deb, isn't life magical? I feel as though all of my fondest wishes are coming true. No, it's a good thing I love you because my feet are killing me. But you look so beautiful. I'm in a dress. I look like Cinder-freaking-ella. Are you kidding me? I'd rather be Wonder Woman. I'd make a good Wonder Woman, don't you think?

Yes.

Much better than Cinderella. Hey girls! Marcella! Hi! Oh! I thought we each decided to dress as a princess! My deepest apologies if I wasn't clear, but you don't fit our theme. Okay, Mikayla, what are you talking about? Take a good look at you two. Disney? Comic-Con? No, we're going to Comic-Con. Okay, think about it. Star Wars. I'm Princess Leia? Well, I suppose Leia is a princess. Yeah. And didn't Disney buy Star Wars? Yes, yes. You're getting closer. So although her story is not quite uniform with ours, she does end up finding her true love and vanquishing the evil foe. Yeah, yeah. And kissing her brother. Whatever. Royalty is royalty. No matter who you have to kiss to get there. I own a million diamonds in the flesh. I get my kicks from happily ever after. And I'm in love with my dress. In a glitzy town, in my own castle. But every song is like poison apples. Home before the clock strikes midnight. Fall gowns, Obi-Wan Kenobi, we don't care. We're driving Cadillacs down the street and everybody's like lost glass slippers waiting on true love's kiss. Jedi's Death Star, godmothers of speed dogs, you all care. You're all caught up in our love affair, and we'll always be royal. It just runs in our blood. That kind of luxe is just for us, and it's a wicked kind of fun. Let me be your ruler. You can call me queen bee. And maybe I'll rule. I'll rule. I'll rule.

I'll rule.

Because I live my fantasy. My friends and I, we've cracked the code. We count our jewels on the way to the party. Everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this. We have a lot of money. But it was soft like poison apple long before the clock struck midnight. All girls, Obi-Wan Kenobi, we don't care. We're driving Cadillacs down the street and everybody's like, "Hoss glass slippers and waiting on your love skits. Jedi's Death Star, godmothers ask pizza. You all care. You're all caught up in our love affair and we'll always be rolling your—" Oh, we're better than we ever dreamed, and I'm in love with being queen. Oh, oh, oh, oh, life is great without a care. You're all caught up in our love affair, and we'll always be royal. It just runs in our blood, that kind of life is just for us. Dwarves? Or sweet woodland creatures? Really? Really? Because I hope we find some hot men with just tramps of little clothing on them. No, I hope we see some stormtroopers so I can try out my new blaster.

I know you're nervous, but this thing's gonna be tons of fun. Plus, the girls you meet at this place are totally awesome. Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill. Look, we've tried every other possible way of getting somebody to meet you, but look, this is our last chance. I just need you to stay in character and I'll make the rest work. I'm just not getting the Han Solo voice right, am I? What is it that I'm missing? Real mature, nerve herder. Scruffy looking. You know what, let's just get in line.

I brought those bags for you, man. Honey? Are you almost done in there? I know you went through a lot of trouble to plan this surprise for our anniversary, but I have no idea what I'm wearing. Honey? I was thinking dinner reservations, tickets to Cirque du Soleil. Now I look like Cirque du Soleil. Can you hurry up in there? I'm very excited. Totally terrified. To find out where we're going.

We're the first ones!

Comic-Con? You brought us to a comic convention for our anniversary? Oh good heavens, what are you doing? There is no way that floor is sanitary for kissing. Oh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! Stop hugging people. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Oh! Please just stand right here. You're a dwarf! Excuse me? No, no, no, let me guess. Happy! I'm happy! Oh! I'm an elf. Arwen. Arwen! And this is Argonaut? It's like Jason? Arga— Aragog? Is that a dragon? You don't look like a dragon. Oh! Aragorn. Aragorn!

Aragorn!

I'm trying, no need to get snippy. Oh! Aragorn. I did it! She's grumpy! She's crazy.

Well, Julie, I think you're right. She doesn't look pretty on boxes. Miss Arnwood, I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse. Would you like a chair? Oh.

Should we get out of here?

Yeah, actually, yes. We could be standing around for quite a while, so—

Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, congratulations! Thank you. Oh, just a couple more months. Oh, that's so sweet. Look, I need to sit down too. Oh my God, she's pregnant! She's holding a drink. I'm so sorry, everyone. Please go.

So, Deanna, we should, uh, probably stay close together throughout the day because, you know, we do end up married in the end.

Oh, sounds like a plan.

I would kill you where you stand if you weren't my best friend. You wouldn't dare kill Number One. Are you sure? You are too much honor. I just knocked out a Number Two about 20 minutes ago. Why don't you—

No, Mr. Scott! We're here to have fun, remember? Caleb, Inspector! Oh, sorry. What is with you and furry creatures? He is the biggest, most adorable woodland creature I've ever seen. Don't you think? I'm wishing, wishing. No!

You know, Julie, no need to wax philosophical or poetic. Yeah, Snow White's the loveliest creature here, but I mean, you know, I don't know if she's into this kind of character. I think maybe more of a shorter man with a pickaxe. That's not the wrong voice either, is it? Just kidding. Hey, we can go talk to her if you'd like. Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill, chill, chill.

Can you move later or something? Oh! He says the line is moving. Oh, okay. Wait, no, I'll save your place too. Remember that sci-fi movie I made you watch? Oh, it's hot guy's gonna be there. I thought I was in first. So funny.

There's not the slightest trace of anything that even hints of kindness. And in my tortured shape, no comfort, no escape. I see, but deep within is utter blankness. Blindness, hopeless as the dream dies, as the time flies, love a lost illusion, helpless, unforgiven, cold and driven to this sad conclusion. No beauty could move me, no goodness improve me, no power on earth if I can't love her. No passion could reach me, no lesson could teach me. How I could have loved her and make her love me too. If I can't love her, then who? Long ago I would have seen all the things I could have been. Careless and unfaithful, I moved onward.

No pain could be deeper.

No Life could be cheaper. No point anymore if I can't love her. No spirit could win me. No hope left within me. Hope I could I would have loved her, and that she'd set me free. But it's not to be. If I can't love her, let the world be done with me.

Okay girls, this is what we're gonna do first. I want to find the limited edition Death Star model with actual blueprints and realistic battle sounds. It's the only thing I came here for, and I'm not leaving without it. No, she has all her crazy eyes! Okay, I think it's gonna be this way. Well, come on! Time's a-wastin', let's go! My feet! My feet!

Okay, Chewie, I'm pretty sure the limited edition Death Star model with actual blueprints and realistic battle sounds is gonna be over on this side. I will die without it. Roar! Oh no! I was not dramatic at all. I lived a hard life. Oh, really? What's been hard? Some people say a man is made out of mud. A poor man's made out of mud. You're made out of muscle and blood, muscle and blood, and skin and bone, a mind that's weak and a back that's strong. You load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store. I was born one morning when the sun didn't shine. Picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine. 16 tons of number 9 coal and the straw boss said, oh well, bless my soul, you load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. St. Peter, don't you get you than the left one will. St. Peter, don't you call me cuz I can go oh my soul to the company store. get you than the left one will. Ding dong, what do you care? Another day older and deeper in debt. St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go. Oh my soul, to the company store. Excuse me. Yes? Would either of you two happen to know where the bathroom is? I had some Romulan ale that wasn't quite sour enough, and it's upset my stomach. More like Capri Sun. Well, yes, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna go around The first door on your right, and you'll find it there. Thank you. Best of luck. What did he just call me? Doesn't matter, because I just told him where the women's bathroom was. Let's go give that, uh, Death Star, okay?

He wants a hot dog. I'll get him a hot dog. Do I want anything? Oh no, no, no, just growing a human here.

Don't need it. Hey, watch where you step, she-elf. My phaser is set to kill. She's pregnant. Yeah, my wife can take care of herself. She's not your wife.

I'm so sorry, I'm pretty sure that was my fault. Oh no, that was my fault. I was blinded by the the rage of a thousand burning suns. I just didn't see you. I'm so sorry. Excuse me. Are you alright?

Deanna, it's so wonderful to be married to such a strong and independent woman with the spirit of a stallion and the courage of an Amazon. But I want you to know that I would defend you to the death if you asked me to.

Wow, that's a nice speech.

I'm going to find the men's restroom.

Wow, Rob, you are really getting into this. That's amazing. Kevin never would have been this cool about character development. Kevin? Yeah, Kevin. Who's Kevin? Are you Are you kidding me? Kevin and I have only been dating for 2 years. Kevin Reynolds?

My lab partner from senior year? Acne face, dry as a wheat thin personality, that Kevin?

Hey, you haven't objected the last few years.

Why? Why him? I'm so much more manly and courageous, charming, chivalrous. Mac never sent him. Kevin?

I'll tell you why Kevin. You won't find him drinking under the table, playing dice and staying out till 3. You won't ever find him being unfaithful. You will find You'll find him next to me. You won't find him trying to chase the devil, or money, fame, or power out of greed. You won't ever find him where the rest go. You will find him, you'll find him next to me. Next to me. Hoo hoo hoo. Next to me. Me. Next to me, you will find him. You'll find him next to me. When the money's gone and all my friends have vanished and it gets difficult to find no help or love for free, I know there's no need for me to panic, 'cause I'll find him, I'll find him next to me. When the sky is gray and all the doors are closing and the rising pressure makes it hard to breathe, when another needs a hand to stop those tears from falling, I will find him, I'll find him next to me, next to me. Next to me. Next to me. I will find him. I'll find him next to me. Next to me. Next to me.

Next to me.

I will find him, I'll find him, thanks to me. Also, he's modest, which is a lost character trait these days.

Excuse me. Amanda, what are you doing on the floor? No, seriously, did you just kiss your bicep? Just shut up. The John Williams panel is starting.

Follow me. Fine. Honey, my feet are killing me. Do you mind rubbing them while we stand in this line? Honey? Oh, honey? I'm gonna rub my own feet. So this Chan Williams guy, ladies, is he hot?

Excuse me, he's 82 and bald.

Should he even be in this line, lassie? Whoa, somebody threw something there at you. You should get that looked at. I know a good doctor. He's so cute and fluffy. Hey, look Look, buddy, that's my friend back there. Whoa, hot hon. I mean, hi, hon. Okay, so you may be ruggedly handsome, but it doesn't give you license to be rude.

It is John Williams, after all. He's kind of an icon. I totally agree with you.

You love the John Williams? Yes. I love John Williams too. I mean, agreed. See you later. I don't laugh like that. That's it! I can't take it! I've been walking around on swollen feet and I'm wearing this ridiculous costume and I'm starving! I'm going to wait in the car and don't follow me! I said don't! Oh, we should follow her. But John will— Okay. She said not to. We should follow her!

Whatever. You're missing a shoelace. Hey, Mr. Invisible Man, shouldn't you follow your pregnant wife? She might get the idea that you aren't really there for her. Women can see right through excuses. Roar! Oh, sweet, that was great, right? I mean, it was funny, trust me. No, no, it's okay. The women have got it. Look, this is John Williams. John Williams.

You must use the Force. You must use the Force. You must use the Force.

You must use the Force. You must use the Force. You must use the Force. You must use the The Force, you must use the Force. Time ago, far, far away. Long time ago, far, far away. Kiss a Wookiee, take a droid. Fly the Falcon, run through an asteroid. Tell the princess he's annoyed. This is spaceships, it's monsters, It's Star Wars, we love it, come and help me. Obi-Wan, X-wing fighter, and a blaster gun. Dance with Ewoks, oh what fun. This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it. Get in there, you big furry oaf. I couldn't care less what you smell. I take orders from only me. Maybe you'd like it back in yourself, Your Highness. Your Worshipfulness, Your Highness, Your Worshipfulness. No one cares if you upset a droid. Nobody cares if you upset a droid. So tear your arms out of sockets. Nobody cares. I suggest a new strategy. Let the Wookie win. That's because nobody cares if you upset a droid. Now we listen to Luke whining, one more season, one more season, one more season, one more season, one more season. I was gonna go to Tallahassee. Stayed in Charlotte for power cuts. Now I guess I'm going nowhere. It just isn't that bad. Walking, walking, walking, walking, walking, walking. Someone move this walking carpet. Someone move this walking carpet. Someone move this walking carpet. Someone move this walking carpet. Kiss your brother, kiss your brother, kiss your brother, kiss your brother. Kiss your brother, kiss your brother. No thinking about women. Kiss your brother, kiss your brother, kiss your brother. Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who? I'm your father. It is useless to resist. Come with me, my son. We will rule. Such a privilege, it is true. So you have a twin sister. Obi-Wan was wise to hide. If you will not turn, then perhaps she will give in to your fate. You are mine. Far, far, far away. Long, long, long time ago. Far, far, far away. Kiss a Wookiee. Kiss a Wookiee. Baby droid. Baby droid. By the far Fly the Falcon through the night star on our way to the Plum till the pencil says it's all gone away. This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars. We love it, it's true. This old fella needs to use those 15, so let's go, go, go to the movie. Buy, buy, buy me some Cosmic Swings. I like it from Buzz the Titan Arms. May the Force be with you all. John Williams is the Man, they're paid.

No, he's not being silly. Sometimes men just don't know how to listen to the music in their hearts. Hush up already. Is there anything we can get for you? Marcella. Huh? She's pregnant. Not deaf. Buns. No, I'm all right. Very sorry. It must just be the These hormones, raging hormones. Well, go ahead and vent. Let it all out. The least we can do is listen. Oh no, I'm not one to air my grievances to strangers.

I'm actually fairly reserved.

But I do really like this song. You love me like a tidal wave, spinning over my head, drowning me in your passion. Promises that are left unsaid. You're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasy. The invisible winner, and you know that you were born to be. You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker. Don't you mess around with me. You're a Heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker. Don't you mess around, not in there. Your love set my soul on fire, running out of control. You taught me the ways of desire, now it's taking its toll. You're the You're my fantasy dinner, to release my inner fantasy. You're bits of a winner, and you know that you were born to be. You're my heartbreaker, dreammaker, love taker, don't you mess around with me. You're my heartbreaker, dreammaker, love taker, don't you mess around. Not a now. You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker, don't you mess around with me. You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker, don't you mess around with me. You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker, don't you mess around with me. You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker, heartbreaker! Now we'll have a brief 15-minute intermission or so. People will bring you your desserts, so that's good. Oh, hi! You want to talk about bathrooms? Okay, yeah, go ahead. Okay, got that? Great, you have 15. Wow, blueberries on this one. It's incredible. You're very lucky, you get 5.

Everybody else just gets 4. Oh, I got it! Oh, I can go on living now! Oh, hey, no, no, let me have my moment.

Hey, come on, girls, let's hurry! We can probably catch the end of the John Williams panel. Are you gonna sign my book? And I still haven't got my Death Star model yet. I called the guy about 5 minutes ago and he just said that there's one left. This one could be so funny. Oh no. No! I can't believe I missed it! Oh no, oh no, my eyes! The world, the world has lost its color! It's no longer black and white! It's lost its flavor! The world holds no joy for me anymore.

Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck. Some nights I call it a draw. Some nights I wish that my lips could build a castle. Some nights I wish they'd just fall off. But I still wake up. I still see your ghost. Oh Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for. Whoa, what do I stand for? What do I stand for? Most nights I don't know anymore. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What does this have to do with the scene? Who wrote the script anyway?

Hey, I wrote the script.

Well, that's right.

Don insisted we sing this song. It didn't fit anywhere else, so I had to put it here. He has killed my chances at Oscar for Best Original Song.

Nicole screwed it up. I thought it sounded great, so let's just finish it. No, no, no, no. All right, okay, so what were we doing anyway? Okay, that's right, Leia, you— Lost the color. Food has no flavor. You want to— yes.

No! Oh, it's you! You got it!

Yes, I did. Oh, it's beautiful. It is very, very lovely. Would you like to touch it? Maybe. I would.

Maybe not so hard. Okay. It's incredible. I love that new collectible smell.

Oh, it is very nice. I am very, very sorry you did not get it.

Thanks.

Can I get you a Slurpee instead?

Marcela, staring at your bugs all day has made me really hungry. Can we please go to the Cinnabon? Come on, you'll thank us later, sister. No, I don't want to leave. I want to smell it one more time. Oh no, stay here.

Oh, counselor, what seems to have happened between you and the commander? Did he hurt you? I will rip his arms off.

Oh, that's a nice offer, but I think I'm the one that hurt him. I honestly think he had no idea that Kevin and I had been dating for 2 years. I mean, 2 years! How oblivious can you get?

Well, the Commander tends to be quite obliv— Whoa, whoa, whoa. Kevin? Kevin Reynolds? Do you smell like soy sauce?

That could be it. What about me?

I speak Klingon. Do we have nothing here?

It's been 2 years! What kind of friends are you? Give me your phaser! Give it to me now! Phaser set to kill! Oh, I can't believe this!

Get away, furry creature! Come here. I reflect on my reflection and I ask myself a question. What's the right direction on to go? I don't know. Am I a man or am I a Klingon? Are you a Klingon? If I'm a Klingon, then I'm a very manly Klingon. Mildly manly, maybe. Loser. Or am I a man?

Yeah, you're a man.

If I'm a man that makes me a cling-on of a man. Be a clingy man, you know, right? As I look into these eyes, I do not recognize the one I see inside. It's time for me to decide, am I a man Or am I a Klingon? More people in the front row, I hope you had a breath mint. I'm a Klingon, and I'm a very manly Klingon. I'm pretty sure you live in your mom's basement. A vermin. If I'm a Klingon— Mama's boy. Or am I a man? Yeah, just keep on dreaming there, buddy. If I'm a man, that makes me a Klingon. Yeah, okay. There I go again. I always Running out of time. I think I've made up my mind. Yep, that's who I am. Yep, there we go.

I'm a man. You're a man.

I'm a Klingon of a man. You're a very Nerdy nerd.

I will kill you.

Where are you? Oh crap, he's coming.

Come back.

I think I see you.

Look at this guy over there.

Mother's not in the room. What? Where did he go? How dare you insult my mother. Computer lights. Oh, there you are. Yeah. Whoa, it worked. Computer lights. Whoa, you read my mind. This day might turn out to be a good one after all. Commander, that's sick even for a Klingon. My own, my precious. Dude, it's just a shoe. Actually, it's Cinderella's glass slipper. I'm gonna find I'll help you find her and finish the fairy tale. You sure rebound fast. What can I say?

I'm a romantic. I'll help you find her, but stop sniffing the thing. My heart will be silent no longer! I must speak to this gentle creature. Go woo the wookiee, honey. Hello, gentle and noble creature. I am Snow White. I am very pleased to meet you.

Say something. Shoot!

Shoot! This is your moment. Please, soft creature, say something.

Say something, I'm giving up on you.

I'll be the one if you want me to. Anywhere I would have followed you.

That's fun. Say something, I'm giving up on you. And I am feeling so small. It was over my head. I know nothing at all.

And I will stumble and fall. I'm still learning to love, just starting to crawl. Say something, I'm giving up on you. I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you.

Anywhere I would have followed you.

That hurt. I hope that hurt. Say something, I'm giving up on you.

And I will swallow my pride. You're the one that she loves.

Now she's saying goodbye. Say something, I'm giving up on you. You know, I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you. And then you were right, what if I were you? Say something, I'm giving up on you. Say something, I'm giving up on you.

Something. My dear fair princess, I have loved thee since I first saw thee. Your voice is like an angel. Your heart is soft and warm. It would be my honor if I could take you to dinner? May I pick you up at your cottage on Friday at 7?

Seriously? She'd love to. There's her number. Thank you. G'day, Princess.

Um, I really think you should have this. I really admire your passion. And, well, I really wanted you to have this.

Thank you. Oh, but I really couldn't. Thank you.

I'm sure you should have it.

Thanks. What about joint custody? You are marvelous!

Gifted spoken! I would gladly jump in a vat of carbonite for you! Let's go back to my place. Yeah, we can reenact the scene where you save me from Jabba's palace. Oh, you know.

Can I just say something crazy? I love crazy. All my life has been a series of doors in my face, and then suddenly I bump into you.

You know, I was thinking the same thing, because like, I've been searching my whole life to find my own place, and maybe it's your buns talking.

I see your face and it's nothing like I've ever known before. Love is an open door.

Love is an open door.

Love is an open door with you. With you. With you. With you. Love is an open door.

Oh, you get low. I like that. I get down. Hey, you know what's crazy? What? We finish each other's— Sandwiches. Hey, that's what I was gonna say!

I never met someone who thinks so much like me. Jinx! Jinx again! Our mental synchronization can have but one explanation. You and I were just meant to be. Say goodbye. Say goodbye to the pain of the past. We don't have to feel it anymore. Love is an open door. Love is an open door. Life could be so much more with you. With you. With you. With you. Love's an open door.

Can I say something crazy?

Would you marry me? Can I say something even crazier? Yes! That's just great. You know, the only reason I I came to this thing was to meet some hot guys, and my two best friends meet somebody. You know, this wouldn't have happened to Wonder Woman. Princess?

Yeah? I found something. I believe it belongs to you. You think? Can I help you try it on?

I guess. Whatever.

What lovely ankles you have.

Ew, don't touch my ankles.

So I was wondering if maybe you'd like to come back to my place for a drink.

Did you say a drink? Yes! I've been waiting for a drink.

Yes, thank you, let's go. Yeah, my mom makes killer chocolate chip cookies and milkshakes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You said your mom? You live with your mom?

Well, she's not really my mom. She's my dad's fourth wife, so technically she's just my stepmom.

Oh, Cinderella does not do stepmothers. Really? It's you. No, I didn't make it to the car. I just found one of those chair massage places and I hung out there all afternoon. Well, you should be. I mean, did you even think about me when you planned this? My pocket? This thing has pockets? Pockets. Dinner reservations. Tickets to Cirque du Soleil. This was your plan all along, wasn't it? Oh, honey, I feel ridiculous. I mean, I've been walking around this place like a crazy person all day. I'm so sorry. Well, that's very nice of you to say, but I just feel completely— Oh! When did you learn to dance? Oh, that's nice. What we have is real, isn't it, honey? I mean, people wait their whole lives for something like this. We are in public!

Commander, what has happened? Security team, to the lobby! Are you okay? I went outside to get some fresh air and some teenagers pelted me with water balloons.

Oh, I thought that was just a lovely spring shower. Get out of here! I get out! Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, look right here.

We've all been through this before.

I haven't. That's true. You see, Cinderella here, that's my sister. She protected Snow and I in high school from the bullies in exchange for, well, my tutoring. Snow just brought the apple pie. But for the rest of us, we've all been targets, haven't we? In junior high, high school, College. Ooh, really, babe?

Just the first 4 years.

At any age, being a nerd is tough. That's right, but we're not afraid to do it. We all have our sad stories. A Rainbow Brite prep work paper? My Little Pony hair bows.

Oh, good night. My Pokémon card club in high school. Whoa.

What do we have to be ashamed of? We're just like everybody else, aren't we?

Well, we are. I mean—

So dry your eyes, my friend. Today is our day. You know, you know what? For a crazy person, you kinda make a lot of sense, sister.

Oh, thank you. We're not gonna take it.

No, we ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it anymore. Not gonna take it anymore.

We're not gonna take it. Come on. No, we ain't gonna take it. That's it. We're not gonna take it anymore. You don't belong. We're not gonna take it.

No, we ain't gonna take it.

We're not gonna take it anymore. You are so condescending. Your gold is never-ending.

You're nothing, not a thing from here. Your life is dry and dreary, boring and confiscated. If that's your best, your best won't do. Tell them. We're right! Yeah! We'll fight! Yeah! We're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it anymore. We're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it.

We're not gonna take it anymore. We're not gonna take it.

Come on! No, we ain't gonna take it. That's it! Thanks for a great day, everyone! This was so much fun! Uh, I didn't mean you two. Yeah, actually had a pretty good day. Thank you, honey.

Yes, this is definitely being one of the best days.

We need to work on that. I know what will help. We'll watch Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6. Star Wars. A little Star Wars marathon? Yes! Then we can cuddle with our babies.

Hey dude, you want to go over to your mom's house and play some video games? Mario Kart? Absolutely. Milkshakes? Chocolate chip cookies?

That would be an honor. I found my dream. My girl. My homie. I love you. And I love you. And I love you. So much love. I love you. What up, brother girl? Oh, oh yes, God bless us everyone!

No, that's not at all what he said, and I ain't repeating what he just said. Let's just sing the last song. Keep it down, Julie. Let's just sing the last song, right? When life leaves you high and dry, be by your door tonight, you need If you need help, if you need help, I'll shut down the city lights, I'll lie, cheat, I'll beg and bribe to make you well, to make you well.

When enemies are at your door, I'll carry you away from war.

If you need help, if you need help, you're hauled to England by a string.

I'll share in your suffering to make you well, to make you well.

To make you well. Give me reasons to believe that you would do the same for me, and I will do it for you, for you.

Baby, I'm not moving on.

I'll love you long after you're gone. For you, for you, you will never sleep alone. I'll love you long after you're gone.

Long after you don't, and long after you've gone, gone, gone.

When you fall, I'm gonna catch you, I'm gonna be there to catch you, put you on your feet, you on your feet. And if you're old, not a thing will bring me— tell me what you need, what do you need? I surrender honestly You've always done the same for me, and I will do it for you.

For you, baby. Okay, go ahead, honey. He's real again. I see him! He's right there!

Baby, don't stop beating like a drum.

My heart never stops beating for you, for you. Baby, I'm not moving on. I'll love you long after you're gone.

For you, for you. You will never sleep alone. I'll love you long after you're gone. Like a drum, baby, don't stop beating.