Harmonyx Cabaret 2014 Sat 630

I had a dream so big and loud, I jumped so high I touched the cloud. I stretched my hands up to the sky, we danced with monsters through the night. I was never gonna look back. No, I'm never gonna give it up. No, please don't wake me now. 2, 3, 4. This is gonna be the best day of my life. My life. This is gonna be the best day of my life. My life. No, please don't wake me now. This is gonna be the best day of my life.

My life.

This is gonna be the best day of my life.

My life.

I hear it calling outside my window. I feel it in my soul.

In my soul.

The stars were burning so bright.

The sun was out till midnight. I said we lose control. Control.

Everything is looking up, everybody up now, woo!

Woo!

This is gonna be the best day of my life!

La la la la la la la!

She said she was gonna meet us here at 8, right? Yes, Commander. It's 8:03. I'm not missing a second of this. Do you have any idea how incredible it was we even got tickets to this? I share your frustration, sir.

I believe she comes. Oh, oh, there you are! Wow, you two look amazing! Oh, nice! Very nice! I'm sorry I'm a few minutes late. It took me longer than expected to create the classic Deanna Troi look.

You do look amazing.

Well, thank you.

Counselor, your beauty could destroy 1,000 Romulan battleships.

Wow! Thanks for the compliment.

However, if you'd excuse me so I can have a word with the commander.

Okay. Thank you.

Yes, Lieutenant? You knew, didn't you? You knew that she was coming as Deanna, so you put on this getup knowing that I'd come as Worf so you could swoop in as lover boy. Calm down, man. Of course I wanted to be Riker to her Troy. I've had a thing for her since the third grade. Well, I've had a thing for her since the first grade, so back off. And if I refuse? "Bok tan arash!" Is that Klingon? You know I don't speak Klingon. Not exactly. So let me explain this to you. Every night she walks right in my dreams, since I met her from the start. Keep dreaming. I'm so proud I am the only one who is special in her heart. The girl is mine. The doggone girl is mine. I don't think so, Commander. I know she's mine. The doggone girl is mine. I've had about enough as I can take. Step aside. I don't understand the way you think, saying that she's yours, not mine, sending roses And your silly dreams really just a waste of time because she's mine. You've got to be joking, right? No, sir. The doggone girl is mine. Have you looked in the mirror? With all due respect, have you? Don't waste your time because the doggone girl is mine. Counselor. I love you more than he.

I'll take you anywhere. Well, I love you endlessly.

Loving we will share. So come and go with me to one town. But we both cannot have her, so it's one or the other. And one day you'll decide. I don't build you up to be let down, but I really feel it's time. You know, she said that I'm the one for her, 'cause she says I blow her mind. The girl is mine. I'm telling you, just outside. The doggone girl is mine. Don't waste your time. I'm done. Because the doggone girl is mine! Let me have her!

You two, quit fighting! We're here to have fun! I'm so excited that we're finally doing this! Look, I brought us lunches so we don't have to waste time standing in line. The line? You two are the best friends a girl could ask for. I'm pretty sure we've been talking about doing this since the third grade.

Counselor, you are mistaken. Talks of this began in the first grade.

Whatever, let's go find the line.

Commander, get her bags, please. I got her bags. Come on, come on.

Isn't life magical? I feel as though all of my fondest wishes are coming true. You're so fuzzy. Well, it's a good thing I love you because my feet are killing me. Oh my You look so beautiful! Seriously? I'm Cinder-freaking-rella! Are you kidding me? Ridiculous. I wanted to come as Wonder Woman. I should have come as Wonder Woman. Don't you think that would have been more subtle? Who? I thought we each decided to dress as a princess. My deepest apologies if I wasn't clear, but you don't fit our theme. Okay, what are you talking about, Mikayla? Look at you guys. This isn't DisneyCon. It's Comic-Con. You know, Star Wars. I'm Princess Leia. Oh gosh, please. You know who Princess Leia is. Oh, the cogworks over there. Well, I suppose Leia— is a princess, and didn't Disney just buy Star Wars? Good. So although her story is not quite uniform with ours, she does end up finding her true love and vanquishing the evil foe. That's right. Yeah, and kissing her brother, right? Hey, whatever. Royalty is royalty. No matter who, you have to kiss me up there. I own a million diamonds in the bank. I get my kicks from happily ever after. And I'm in love with my address. In a glitzy town, in my own castle. But every song is like poison apples. Home before the clock strikes midnight. Ball gown, Obi-Wan Kenobi, we don't care. We're driving Cadillacs down the street. And every song is like Moscow slippers, waiting on true love's kiss. Jedi, Death Star, godmothers, us, be done. You all care, you're all caught up in our love affair. And we'll always be royal, royal. It just runs in our blood. That kind of luxe is just for us, and it's a wicked kind of buzz. Let me be your ruler, ruler. You Call me Queen Bee, and baby, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, because I live that fantasy. My friends and I, we've cracked the code. We count our jewels on the way to the party. Everyone who Blows us snow. That we're fine with things. We have a lot of money. And every song is like, apples before the clock strikes midnight. All guns will be working only. We don't care. We're driving Cadillacs down the street. And everybody's like, lost, blessed, live, burned, waiting on your last kiss. Jedi's got stuff. Our mothers are speeders. You all care. You're all caught up in our love affair. And we'll always be royals. It just runs in our blood. That kind of life is just for us. And it's a wicked kind of buzz. Let me be your ruler. Ruler. You know me, Queen Bee.

And bear me all.

Tomorrow because I live that fantasy. Oh, oh, oh, we're better than we ever dreamed, and I'm in love with being queen. Oh, oh, oh, life is great without a care. You're all caught up in our love. I And we'll always be royals. It just runs in our blood. That kind of luxe is just for us. And it's a wicked kind of buzz. Let me be your ruler. Ruler. You gonna clean me. And baby, I'll rule. I'll rule. Because I live that fantasy. And we have won! Oh, I do hope we see some dwarves or sweet woodland creatures.

Seriously?

Seriously, because I personally hope we find some hot men with only trousers on. No, I hope we see some stormtroopers so I can use my new blaster. We're going to have so much fun!

Look, I know you're nervous, but this thing is going to be tons of fun. Plus, the girls you meet at these things are totally awesome. Chill, chill. Look, we've tried every other possible way of getting somebody to like you So this is our only chance. Man, I just can't seem to get the Han Solo voice right. What is it that I'm missing? Oh, real mature, nerf herder. Oh, who's scruffy looking? Oh, hey, let's just go get in line. I can figure out the Han Solo voice later.

Come on. Honey? Are you almost done in there? I know you went through a lot of trouble to plan this surprise for our anniversary, but I have no idea what I'm wearing. This isn't gonna get all freaky, is it? I'm not really into that, I don't think. No, no, honey, hurry up! I'm very excited, very terrified to find out where we're going. Comic-Con! You brought us to a comic convention for our anniversary? What are you doing? There's no way that floor is sanitary for kissing. Get up, get up! Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, stop hugging people! I'm so sorry. Stop, get away from them. Oh, are you a dwarf? Stand right there. No, no, no, no, no. Let me guess. Happy? Or Dopey? Excuse me? Oh, oh, I'm an elf. Elf. Arwen. And this is Argonauts? Like Jason? Aragog? Is that a dragon?

Aragorn.

There's no need to get snippy, I'm trying. Aragorn. This is Aragorn. Oh, I get it.

She's grumpy. I believe you're right, Chewie. She does look pretty uncomfortable. Miss Arwen, would you like to have a seat? I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse. Here you go. We could be standing around for quite a while.

Yes, thank you, thank you very much. Oh, good gracious! What did you do? Just a couple more months. Oh, that's so cool! I'm so excited for you. Thank you. My feet are killing me too. I need to sit down. Oh my gosh! Pregnant! She's just pregnant! I want to cheer her up!

You know, uh, we should probably stay close together because, you know, we do end up married in the end.

Sounds like a plan.

I would kill you where you stand if you weren't my best friend. You wouldn't dare You killed number one. You have far too much honor. Are you sure about that? Because I just killed a number two about—

Come here! It's okay. Relax. Be nice to each other. We're gonna be good today, right?

Right? Calla, get back.

Here.

Excuse me.

Get— Oh! What are you doing? What is with you and furry creatures? He is the biggest, most adorable woodland creature I've ever seen!

Don't you think?

I'm wishing, I'm wishing.

Hey, I agree, Snow White is a very lovely creature, but, uh, I think her character may be into shorter men, you know, with a pickaxe and a pole on his head. But I mean, hey, we can go talk to her if you like. Okay, okay, okay. We'll do it on your time, all right?

It's not the right voice still, is it? Rude. He says the line is moving.

Oh yeah, no, I'll save your spot.

Remember that sci-fi movie I need you to watch? That guy's gonna be there. Oh yeah, you get a picture.

There's not the slightest trace of anything that even hints of kindness. And in my tortured shape, no comfort, no escape. I see, but deep within is utter blindness. Hopeless as the dream dies, as the time flies, love a lost illusion. Helpless, unforgiven, cold and driven to this sad conclusion. No beauty could move me, no goodness improve me, no power on earth give my cantaloupe. No passion could reach me, no lesson teach me how I could have loved her and make her love me too. If I can't love her, then who? Long ago I would have seen All the things I could have been. Careless and unthinking, I moved onward. No pain could be deeper, no life could be cheaper, no point anymore if I can't love her. No spirit could win me, no hope left within me, hope I could have loved her and that she said to me But it's not to be if I can't love her. Let the world be done with me.

Okay, girls, I've got our whole day planned out. The first thing that we have to do is find the limited edition Death Star model with actual able blueprints and realistic battle sounds. It's the only thing I came here for, and I'm not leaving without it. She has all her crazy eyes. Okay, I think it's gonna be this way. Well, come on, let's go. Time's a-wastin'. Oh, oh, oh, my feet! My feet! Dude!

Chewie, I think the Death Star model with actual blueprints and realistic battle sounds is going to be over on this side. I will die without it. Oh, that was not dramatic at all. I've lived a hard life. I deserve this. What's been hard? Do, do, do, ba-doom, do, do, do, do. Some people say a man is made out of mud. A poor man's made out of muscle and blood. Muscle and blood and skin and bone. A mind that's weak and a back that's strong. You load 16 tons. What do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store. I was born one morning when the sun didn't shine. Picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine. I loaded 16 tons of number 9 coal and the I said, well, bless my soul, you load 16 tons. What do you care? Another day older and deeper in doo. Say, Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store. If you see me comin' back, step aside. A lot of men do, a lot of men die. One fist of iron, the other of steel. If the right one don't get you, then the left one will. You load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and durin' death. St. Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul. To the company store. Excuse me, gentlemen, would you happen to know where the bathroom is? I had some Romulan ale that didn't agree with me. More like Capri Sun. Well, yes, you're going to go around the first corner right there, and it's on your right. On the right? You can't miss it. Okay. All right. Thank you. Tak na. Did he just tak na me? I don't even know what that means, but it doesn't matter because I just told him where the women's bathroom was. Laugh it up, fuzzball. Let's go get my desk stuff. I dropped my blaster. This guy here is trying to steal it.

He wants a hot dog. I'll get him a hot dog. Do I want anything? Oh no, why would he ask if I want something. I'm just growing a human hair.

Watch where you step, she-elf. My phaser is set to kill.

Whoa, whoa, Worf. It's okay, she's pregnant. Be nice.

Yeah, Lieutenant, my wife can take care of herself. She's not your wife.

I'm so sorry. I'm pretty sure that was my fault. Oh no, that was my fault. I was blinded by the rage of a thousand burning suns. And they just didn't see you. Excuse me. Do you think she's okay?

No, I really don't. Diana, it's so wonderful to be in love with such a strong and independent woman with the spirit of a stallion and the courage of an Amazon. But I want you to know that I would defend you to the death if you asked me to. I'm going to find the actual men's room.

Wow, Rob, you're really getting into this. That is so amazing. Kevin never would have been this cool about character development.

Kevin?

Yeah.

Who's Kevin?

Are you joking? Kevin and I have only been We've been dating for 2 years.

Kevin Reynolds?

Yes.

My lab partner senior year?

Yes.

Acne face, personality dry as a wheat field? That Kevin?

Hey, you haven't objected the last couple of years.

Why? Why? I'm so much more manly and charming.

Okay.

Chivalrous and magnificent.

Kevin? I'll tell you why, Kevin. You won't find him next to me. You won't find him trying to chase the devil. For money, fame, or power out of greed. You won't ever find him where the rest go. You will find him, you'll find him next to me. Next to me. Next to me. Next to me, you will find him, you'll find him next to me. When the money's gone and all my friends have vanished, and I can seem to find no help or love for free, I know there's no need for me to panic. That's all I will find him, I'll find him next to me. When the sky is gray and all the doors are closing, and the rising pressure makes it hard to breathe, when all he needs is a hand to stop those tears from falling, I will find him, I'll find him next to me. Next to me. Next to me. Next to me. I will find you, my one. Look after me.

Next to me.

Next to me. Next to me. I will find him. I'll find him next to me. Also, he's modest, which is a lost character trait these days. Excuse me.

Hey, Commander, what are you doing? You're running on the floor, man.

Did you just kiss your bicep?

The John Williams panel is starting in any minute. We need to go. Fine, just go.

Honey, my feet are killing me. Do you think you could rub them while we stand in this line? Honey? Excuse me? Ugh, brought my own seat.

Oh gosh.

So this John Williams guy, is he hot?

He's 82 and bald. Should he even be in this line, lassie?

Whoa, somebody's throwing something there. You should get that looked at. He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die! Got one over there. I'll take care of this. Second one. I'll take care of it. Hey, hey, hon, you get it. Hi, hon. Okay, so you may be ruggedly handsome, but it doesn't mean you should be rude.

This is John Williams, after all. He's kind of an icon, you know.

Oh yes, he is. I totally agree. See, I see you've got the Best guess? Oh, we have that in common. I mean, agreed. Okay, I'm going to go back to my friends. I like yours too. I don't laugh like that. I can't take it! I've been walking around in swollen feet all day and I don't know what I'm wearing and I'm starving. I'm going to wait in the car and don't bother following me. I said don't! We should follow her. It's John Williams. You know, She said not to. We should follow her! Whatever.

Mr. Invisible Man, shouldn't you follow your pregnant wife? Wait, she might get the idea that you aren't really therefore women can see right through excuses. That's a good one, Chewie. All right, I mean, it was hilarious, trust me. Fantastic. Oh no, no, no, the women have got it. She'll be fine. This is John Williams. John Williams.

You must use the Force.

You must use the Force. You must use the Force. You must use the Force. You must use the Force. You must use the Force. Time ago, far, far away. Long time ago, far, far away. Kiss a Wookiee, kick a droid. Fly the Falcon through an asteroid till the princess is annoyed. This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it, come and help me. Obi-Wan, X-wing fighters, and a blaster. Gundam's with Ewoks. Oh, what fun! This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it! Get in there, you big furry oaf! I couldn't care less what you smell! I take orders from only me! Maybe you'd like to get back in your cell, Your Highness. Your wishifulness, Your Highness, your wishifulness! Who cares if you're outside a drone? Nobody cares if you're If you upset a droid, tear your arms out of sockets. Nobody cares, I suggest a new strategy. Let the Wookie win, that's because nobody cares if you upset a droid. Now we listen to Luke whining, one more season, one more season, one more season, one more season. I was gonna go to Squashy, one more season, one more season, stay short, for power comes from the Force. Now I guess I'm going nowhere. It just isn't better. Walkie, walkie, walkie. Someone move this walking carpet. Someone move this walking carpet. Someone move this walking carpet. Someone move this walking carpet. Kiss your brother. Kiss your brother. Kiss your brother. Kiss your brother.

Kiss your brother.

Kiss your brother. You don't know anything about women. Kiss your brother. Kiss your brother. Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Look, I'm your father. It's your princess, and no one resists. Come with me, my son, we will rule. Such a feeling deep is true. So you have a twin sister now. Star Wars lies tonight. If you will not turn, then perhaps she will give in tonight. You are mine. Far, far, far away, long, long, long time ago, far, far, far away, Kiss a Wookiee, Kiss a Wookiee, K.K. Drawray, K.K. Drawray, fly the Falcon, fly the Falcon, asteroid. Till the princess is annoyed. This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it, it's true. Episode 7, it's 2015, so let's go. Stand in a line, line, line, because it's May the 4th be with you. Oh! John Williams is the best! Man.

Men, men are pigs.

No, pigs are pigs, silly.

Sometimes men just don't know how to listen to the music in their hearts. Shut up already! Can we get anything for you? Marcella. Huh? She's pregnant. Not deaf. Oh, these buns. No, but thank you. I'm very sorry, it must It must be these hormones. Raging hormones. Raging. Go ahead, let it all out. The least we can do is listen. Oh no, I'm not one to air my grievances to strangers. I'm actually fairly reserved. I do really like this song. Your love is like a tidal wave spinning over my head, trying to beat me down. in your promises that are left unsaid. You're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasy. The invincible winner that you know that you were born to be. You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker.

Don't you mess around.

—me. You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker. Don't you mess around.

No, no, no.

Your love set my soul afire, burning out of control. You taught me the ways of desire, now it's taking its toll. You're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasy. The invisible winner, and you know that you were born to be. You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker. Don't you mess around with me. You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker. Don't you mess around. No, no, no. Okay. And you know that you were born to be. You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker, love taker. Don't you mess around with me. You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker, love taker. Don't you mess around with me. You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker, love taker. Don't you mess around with me. Heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker, heartbreaker. That's intermission, so about 15 minutes and people will bring you your desserts. Oh, hi! Did you want to talk about bathrooms? Okay, okay, see you in 15.

I am so happy! I can go on living now! No, no, no, you give me this moment!

Let's hurry, we can catch the end of the John Williams panel. He still has to sign my book. I haven't got my desk job yet. I spoke to the guy. He said there was one left. It was like 5 minutes ago. And not just one left, but not just mine. Yeah, it is. No! I can't believe I missed it! Oh no, oh my eyes, what's happening? Oh, it's no, you're in black and white. There's no color in the world! Food has lost its flavor! The color's fading! Light bulbs don't join!

Some nights I stay up catching in my bad luck. Some nights I call it a draw. Some nights I wish that my lips could build a castle. Some nights I wish they'd just fall off. But I still wake up, I still see your ghost. Oh Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for. Whoa, what do I stand for? What do I stand for? Most nights I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What in the world does this song have to do with this scene? Yeah, right? That's totally random. Who wrote this script?

I wrote it. Oh, that's right. Don insisted that we sing this song. I didn't know where else to put it. It doesn't fit anywhere.

Yet it sounds fantastic, Nicole. Can we just finish it? Absolutely. Moment's dead. We just need to get back to the scene. This is the climax, you know. I mean, Leia, you want to—

you come in, you walk to Death Star. Oh, you— it's you! You got it! Yes, I did. Oh, it's beautiful!

It is very, very lovely. Yes. Would you, uh, like to touch it? Yes. One finger only, please. Would you like to smell it? Can I? Oh, it smells very nice.

I know, I know. I love that new collectible smell.

Oh, I know, it is very nice. I am so sorry you did not get it. Can I instead buy you a Slurpee?

No, I have a strange craving for curry. Staring at your buns all day has made me really hungry. Can I please go find the Cinnabon? Take us for this later, honey. No, no, I don't want to go. I want to try one more time. Can I lick it? No, no, you— I am so far off from hustle.

But there I got it. Counselor, if you will. What has happened between you and the commander? Did he hurt you? I will rip his arms off!

No, that's okay. That's a really nice offer though, but I think I'm the one that hurt him. I honestly think he had no idea that Kevin and I had been dating for 2 years. I mean, 2 years! How oblivious can you get?

The commander tends to be a bit oblivious, but— Kevin? Yes. Kevin Reynolds, the kid who smelled like soy sauce? Yes. What about me? I speak Klingon. I thought we had a connection here. Is there nothing?

Kevin! Two years! I can't believe you two are my best friends! Give me your phaser! Right now! Give it to me! Vader is fidgeting. Kill! Oh, I cannot believe you two!

Get away from me, furry creature! I reflect on my reflection and I ask myself the question. What's the right direction? One to go. I don't know. Am I a man or am I a Klingon? Are you serious? A Klingon? If I'm a Klingon, then I'm a very manly Klingon. Mildly manly. Or am I a man? Yeah, you're a man. If I'm a man, that makes me a Klingon of a man. Maybe like a clingy man. Am I right? As I look into these eyes, I do not recognize the one I see inside. It's time for me to decide. Am I a man? Or am I a Klingon? I hope you had breath, man. These people in the front row, poor guys. If I'm a Klingon, then I'm a very manly Klingon. Yeah, I think you probably live in your mom's basement. Mama's boy! Am I a man? Yeah. I will kill you! If I'm a man, that makes me a Klingon of a man.

Yeah, he definitely lives in his mom's basement.

There I go again, I'm always running out of time. I think I've made up my mind, now I understand who I am. Wait for it, wait for it. I'm a man! Okay, here we go, here we go. You're a nerd! I'm a Klingon of a man! You're a very nerdy nerd! I'm a Klingon of a man! I will find you and tear your arms off! Where are you? Oh crap, is it you? No, it's the guy here! It's the guy in the— Who said that? Who said that? The guy in the pirate hat! Oh, I can plan! The guy with the mohawk! The mohawk! I've got you now! Yeah, it's him! Get him! I will tear your arms off! That's not you! Don't insult my mother that way! That is really mean! Computer! Oh my God! Lights! Computer, lights!

Computer!

Oh, it actually worked! There you are! Now I will kill you! But wait a second. Computer lights off. Computer beautiful Klingon woman. Commander, that's the last thing I thought I'd see during the holidays. What do you have? It's mine. My own. My precious. Did you have some of the Romulan ale, Commander? Actually, this is Cinderella's glass slipper. Okay. I'm gonna find her and finish the fairy tale. Well, I will hope you find her. provided you stop sniffing it.

Stay back. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You stay right here. My heart will be silent no longer. I would speak to this gentle creature. Don't move the wookie, honey. Hello, gentle and noble creature. I am Snow White. I am very pleased to meet you. Oh, in English?

Say something.

It doesn't get any easier than this. Please, soul creature, say something.

Gosh dang it. Say something, I'm giving up on you.

I'll be the one if you want me to.

Anyone? I could have followed you. Say something, I'm giving up on you. And I am feeling So small, it was over my head. I know nothing at all, and I will stumble and fall. I'm still learning Just starting to crawl. Yeah, there we go. There we can go.

Say something, I'm giving up on you. I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you.

Anywhere I would have followed you.

Say something, I'm giving up on you. It does not get any easier than this. And swallow my pride.

For some reason, you're the one that she loves. And she's saying goodbye.

Say something, I'm giving up on you. I hope that hurt. I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you, and anywhere I would have followed you. Oh, say something, I'm giving up. On you.

Say something, I'm giving up on you. Say something. Try English. Oh, English. My fair princess, I have loved thee since I first saw thee. It would be my honor to take you to dinner.

May I pick you up at your cottage on Friday at 7, please? She'd love to.

Thank you. You know, Princess, um, I really think you should have this. Okay, I know you're passionate. I really think you deserve this.

Oh no, I couldn't. Are you sure? I'm absolutely sure. Han? Yes, Leia? How about joint custody?

You're wonderful! I'd gladly jump in a vat of carbonite for you! I know! Tell you what, let's go back to my place. We can reenact the scene where you, uh, saved me from Jabba's palace.

I would love that. Okay, can I just say something crazy? I love crazy. All my life has been a series of doors in my face, and then suddenly I bump into you.

I was thinking the same thing. It's like I've been Been searching my whole life to find my own place. And maybe it's your buns talking, or the comic kung fu. No, these ones.

I see your face, and it's nothing like I've ever known before.

Love is an open door. Love is an open door. Love is an open door with you, with you, with you, with you. Love's an open door. I think it's down. I bet. You know what's crazy? What? We finish each other's sandwiches. That's what I was going to say.

I never met someone who thinks so much like me. Chicks! Chicks again! Our mental synchronization can have but one explanation. You and I were just meant to be. Say goodbye. Say goodbye to the pain of the past.

We don't have to feel it anymore.

Love is an open door. Love is an open door. Door. Life could be so much more with you, with you, with you, with you.

Close and open door. Excuse me, Leia, can I say something crazy? Huh? Would you marry me?

Can I say something even crazier?

Yes! Let's go play with our best stuff.

Okay. That's just great. Just perfect. I'm the one who came here to find a hot guy, and look, my two best friends, they leave with somebody. You know, this would have never happened to Wonder Woman, would it have?

I believe this is yours.

May I help you put it back on? It's a match. I knew that.

So, uh, Would you like to come back to my place for a drink?

A drink? Did you say a drink? Been waiting for a drink all night. Let's go.

Yeah, my mom makes great milkshakes and killer chocolate chip cookies.

Whoa, whoa, you said your mom? You live with your mom? She's not exactly my mom.

She's my dad's fourth wife, so technically she's my stepmother.

Whoa, Cinderella doesn't not do stepmothers. I really need that drink. Every time. Oh, it's you.

No.

I did not go to the car. I found one of those chair massage places and I hung out there all afternoon. Well, you should be. I mean, did you even think about me when you planned this? My pocket? This thing has pockets? Oh! Dinner reservations? Tickets to Cirque du Soleil? That was your plan all along, wasn't it? Ugh. Honey, I feel awful. I have treated you very poorly and I've been acting like a complete crazy person all day. Oh, well, I feel awful. That's very nice of you to say, but really, I don't know what I can do to— Oh! When did you learn to dance? Oh honey, what we have is real, isn't it? I mean, people wait their whole lives to find find what we have. I'm so lucky we're in public.

Commander, what has happened? Security team to the lobby!

Rob, are you okay?

I went out I had to get some fresh air and some teenagers pelted me with water balloons.

Oh, I thought there was just a lovely spring shower. And the puns, those puns, I'll get them for you. I'll get them for you. Whoa, whoa, we've all been through this before. Not me. Well, that's true. You see, Cinderella here, she protected Snow and I in high school from the bullies in exchange for our, well, my tutoring. Snow just brought the apple pies. But for the rest of us, we've all had targets on our back. Whether it was in junior high or high school or college. Ooh, really, babe?

Well, you know, just the first 4 years or so.

Well, it doesn't matter. At any age, being a nerd, it's tough. That's right, but we're not afraid to do it.

We all have our sad stories. My Rainbow Keeper trapper keeper.

And My Little Pony hair bows.

My Pokémon card club in high school.

Hey, hey, hey! What do we have to be ashamed of? We're just like everybody else, aren't we?

Well, um, we are.

Dry your eyes, My friend, today is our day. You know, you know, get over here. Crazy person. Kind of make a lot of sense there. No, we ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it anymore. We've got the right to choose, and there's no time to lose. This is our life, this is our soul.

We'll fight the powers that be. Just don't pick our destiny 'cause you don't know us. You don't belong.

We're not gonna take it.

No, we ain't gonna take it. Yeah, that's right. We're not gonna take it. Anymore.

I think this is the guy that bullied me in junior high. Yeah. Oh, you're so condescending. No, your goal is never ending shame. We don't want nothing out of being from you. Don't I know you? Your life is trite and jaded, boring and confiscated. If that's your best, your best won't do. It's so mean! Hey! We're right! Yeah! We're not afraid! Yeah! We'll fight! Yeah! To the free! Yeah! We're not gonna take it! Yeah! No, we ain't going to take it. We're not going to take it anymore.

We're not going to take it.

No, we ain't going to take it.

We're not going to take it anymore.

We're not going to take it. You're not No, we ain't gonna take it.

We're not gonna take it anymore.

Thanks for a great day, everyone. I didn't mean you two. I had a great day, my Aragorn. I did it!

Yes, this has definitely been one of the best days.

Ooh, we really need to work on that tone of voice. I know what will help. We'll watch Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6. A Star Wars marathon? Yes! Oh, you could go with our baby! He has your eye!

Dude, you want to go over to your mom's house and play some video games? Milkshakes and chocolate chip cookies? It would be an honor, Commander.

You're on. Yeah, well, I found my drink. I know, I know, my homies. I love you, and I love you, and I love you. Oh, yes, dear.

God bless us, everyone. Uh, Snow White, that is not at all what he just said, and I ain't repeating what he just said. Right on, Chewie, but dang, not exactly.

Okay, okay, let's sing the last song, shall we? Okay. When life leaves you high and dry, be at your door tonight. If you need help, if you need help, I'll shut down the city lights.

I'll lie, cheat, I'll beg and bribe to make you well, to make you well. When enemies are at your door, Or I'll carry you away from war if you need help, if you need help. Your hope dangling by a string, I'll share in your suffering to make you well, to make you well. Give me reasons to believe that you would do the same for me, and I would do it for you. For you. Baby, I'm not moving on. I'll love you long after you're gone. For you. For you. You will never sleep alone. I'll love you long after you go.

And long after you're gone, gone, gone.

When you fall like a statue, I'm gonna be there to catch and put you back together. You on your feet, you on your feet.

And if your will is a key, not a thing will prevent me.

Tell me what you need, what do you need? I surrender honestly. You've always done the same for me, and I would do it for you. Oh, stop, stop singing!

Okay, sing, honey. He's really good. I think I'm— he's right there.

I think I'm— don't you see him? You're my brother's heart. You're my pulse that I'll always need. Like a drum, baby, don't stop beating.

Like a drum, baby, don't stop beating.

Like a drum, baby, don't stop beating.

Like a drum, my heart never stops beating for you.

For you. Baby, I'm not moving on. I'll love you long after you go. For you, for you, you will never sleep alone. I'll love you long after you go. Like a drum, baby, don't stop beating. Like a drum, baby, don't stop beating.

Like a drum, baby, don't stop beating.