Harmonyx Cabaret 2014 Thurs

I dream so big and loud, I jump so high I touch the clouds. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

I stretch my hands up to the sky, we dance with monsters through the night. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

I'm never gonna look back, no. I'm never gonna give it up, no. Please don't wake me now. 2, 3, 4. This is gonna be the best day of my life.

I feel it in my soul. In my soul.

The stars were burning so bright.

The sun was up till midnight. I say we lose control.

Control. This is gonna be the best day of my life.

My life.

This is gonna be the best day of my life.

My life.

This is gonna be, this is gonna be, this is gonna be the best day of my life. Everything is looking up, everybody up now. This is gonna be the best day of my life.

My life. She said she'd meet us here at 8, right?

Yes, Commander. It's, uh, 8:03. I'm not missing a second of this. Do you realize how incredible it was we even got tickets to this? I share your frustration, sir.

I don't—

I believe I can see her coming this way.

Oh, there you are! Oh, sorry. Wow, you two look amazing! Wow, that is awesome! I'm sorry I'm a few minutes late. I underestimated the time it'd take to create the classic How do you think I look?

You look ravishing. Your beauty could destroy 1,000 Romulan battleships. However, if you please excuse us, Counselor. Commander, could I have words? Yeah, what's up? You knew, didn't you? You knew she was coming to Troy so you could dress up as Riker and come in as lover boy. You know how much I like her. Calm down, man. You're so out of your depth here, Troy. I've had a thing for her since the third grade. Well, you know what? I've had a thing for her since the first grade, so back off! And if I refuse? Back to the ashtray!

What's that?

Klingon? You know I don't speak Klingon. Exactly. Listen, let me explain this to you. Every night she walks right in my dreams. Since I met her from the start, I'm so proud I am the only one who is special in her heart. The girl is mine, the doggone girl is mine. Her heel in the head, Commander. I know she's mine, the doggone girl is She's mine. Step aside, let me explain it how it goes. I don't understand the way you think, saying that she's yours, not mine. Sending roses and your silly dreams really just a waste of time because she's mine.

Crazy.

The doggone girl is mine. I'm telling you, step back. Don't waste your time because the doggone girl is mine.

Crazy.

I love you more than he. Take you anywhere.

Well, I love you endlessly.

Love and we will share. So come and go with me. —on the town. But we both cannot have her, so it's one or the other. And one day you'll discover that she's not your forever and ever. I don't build you up to be let down, but I really feel it's time. You know, she said that I'm the one for her, 'cause she says I blow her mind. The girl's mine! The doggone girl is mine! I tell you, step out of the way! What's that? Because the doggone girl is mine! Now come here! Let me— She's mine!

Hey! We are here to have fun, not fight! Please, you two! You started. I am so excited that we're finally here doing this! Look, I brought us lunches so we don't have to waste time standing in line. You two are the best friends a girl could ask for. I'm pretty sure we've been talking about doing this I've been doing this since the first grade, or third grade.

It was the first grade, as a matter of fact. So, back off.

Come on, let's go get in line.

Let me get the bag for you.

Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. I'll stay with the counselor. Oh, Dad, isn't life magical? I feel as though all of my fondest wishes are coming true. Yeah, well, it's a good thing I love you because my feet are killing me in these shoes. Oh, but you look so beautiful. Seriously? I'm Cinder-freaking-rela! Would you have me in a dress? I'd rather be Wonder Woman. Hi, girls! Hey, Marcella! Hi! Oh, I thought we each decided to dress as a princess. My deepest apologies if I wasn't clear, but you don't fit our theme. Um, Mikayla, what are you talking about? Look at you guys, this is not DisneyCon, it's Comic-Con. No, I live in Slovenia. Oh my gosh, I don't know. What? Well, think about it. I guess Leia is a princess. And although her story is not quite uniform to ours— oh, didn't Disney buy Star Wars? True, yes. She does end up vanquishing the evil foe and finding her true love. Yeah, and kissing her brother, right? Clever. Hey, royalty is royalty. No matter who, you have to kiss. I own a million diamonds in the face. I get my kicks from happily Ever after. I'm in love with my dress. In a glitzy town. In my own castle. But every song is like poison apples. Home before the clock strikes midnight. Fall down, nobody wants to know me. We don't care. We're driving Cadillacs down the street. And everybody's like lost glass slippers waiting on your last kiss. Jedi, Death Star, godmothers, Uspeedo, you all care. You're all caught up in our love affair, and we'll always be royal. Royal. It just runs in our blood. That kind of luxe is just for us, and it's a wicked kind of buzz. Let me be your ruler. Ruler. You can call me Queen Bee, and maybe I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, because I live that fantasy. My friends and I, we've crafted gold. We count our jewels on the way to the party, and everyone who Who knows us knows that we're fine with these. We have a lot of money, but every song is like poison apple. Before the clock strikes midnight, fog gets so beyond canopy, we don't care. We're driving Cadillacs down the street, and everybody's like glass slippers waiting on Trelawsky. Guess. You all care, you're all caught up in our love affair. And we'll always be royals, it just runs in our blood. That kind of looks is just for us, and it's a wicked kind of buzz. Let me be your ruler, ruler. You can call me baby, baby. Oh, oh, oh, we're better than we ever dreamed, and I'm in love with being queen. Oh, oh, oh, life is great without a care. You're all caught up in My love affair. I will not be wrong. It just runs in our blood. That kind of looks is just for us, and it's a wicked kind of buzz. And maybe you'll rule, ruler. You know me, Queen Bee. And maybe I'll rule. I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule. Because I live that fantasy. Oh, I hope we see some dwarves or sweet woodland creatures. Well, I hope we find some hot men with only shreds of clothes. I hope we see some stormtroopers so I can use my new blaster. Chewie, no need to wax philosophical over the wedding.

Look, the thing is, this is the best opportunity that we have. Okay? So no, we don't need you to mess this up, alright? Look, this is gonna be tons of fun. Plus the girls you meet at this place are incredible. I just need you to stay in character and we're gonna make this happen, alright? Just keep this mask on. I just can't seem to get the Han Solo voice. What am I missing? Real mature, nerf herder. Hey, come on. Who are you calling scruffy looking anyway? Let's just go get in line. Honey!

I almost died in there! I have no idea what I'm wearing. I know you went through a lot of trouble All this trouble to plan this surprise for our anniversary. I just wanted to go to dinner, maybe tickets to Cirque du Soleil. Good grief. Honey! Hurry up! I'm very excited and completely terrified to find out where we're going. What is this?

Looks like we're the first people here. Comic-Con?

You brought us to a comic convention for our anniversary? What are you doing? There is no way that floor is sanitary for kissing Get up right now! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Stop biting people! I'm so sorry! Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry! Oh! Are you a dwarf? Excuse me? Let me guess. Happy! Or Dopey! Oh. I'm an elf. I'm an elf. Arwen. And this is Argonauts? Like Jason? Aragorn? Is that a dragon? Aragorn! This is Aragorn. There's no need to get snippy. I am trying! Oh, she's Grookey! Crazy!

You know, Chewie, I think you're right. This Arwen, she does look pretty on comfortable. Ah, I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse. Um, would you like a chair?

Oh yes, should we get out of the chair? That would be great. All right, there you go.

We could be standing around for quite a while, you know.

Thank you. Is that the horse? Congratulations! How do we use you? Just a couple months. Oh, that's so great! I can't believe you made that soon. My feet are You're killing me! I want a cigarette too! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! What? She's only pregnant!

Oh, I want a cigarette! You know, we should probably stay together throughout the day because, you know, we do end up married in the end.

Oh, sounds like a plan!

I would kill you where you stand if you weren't my best friend. You wouldn't dare kill Number One. You have far too much honor. Are you sure?

Because I just knocked out Number Two a minute ago! You said enough there, Chewie.

I'll tell you what, yes, Snow White is pretty lovely, but, uh, what kind of shorter character isn't the shorter men, you know what I mean? Pickaxes and everything. And in my tortured space And in my tortured space There's not the slightest trace of anything that even hints of kindness. And in my tortured shape, no comfort, no escape. I see, but deep within is utter blindness. Hopeless as the dream dies, as the time flies, love a lost illusion. Helpless, unforgiven, cold and driven to this sad conclusion. No beauty could move me, no goodness improve me, no power on earth if I can't afford her. No passion could reach me No lesson could teach me how I could have loved her and make her love me too. If I can't love her, then who? Long ago I would have seen all the things I would have been. Careless and unthinking, I moved onward.

No pain could be deeper, no life could be cheaper.

No point anymore if I can't love her. No spirit could wake me, no hope left within me. Hope I could have loved her and that she'd say Set me free, but it's not to be. If I can't love her, let the world be done with me.

Okay. All right, listen to me, girls. The first thing that we have to do is find the limited edition Death Star model with actual blueprints and realistic battle sounds. It's the only thing I came here for, and I'm not leaving without it. Oh, she has on her crazy eyes! Okay, I think it's gonna be this way. Let's go! Well, come on, time's a-wastin'! Feed!

Okay, Chewie, I'm pretty sure the limited edition test model with actual blueprints and realistic battle sounds are gonna be over on this side. I would die without it. It's not dramatic at all. I've lived a hard life. I deserve this. What's been hard? Some people say a man is made out of mud. A door man's made out of muscle and blood. Muscle and blood and skin and bone. A mind that's weak and a back that's strong. You're low 16. the mine. I loaded 16 tons of number nine coal and the strong ball said oh well I bless my soul. You load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in St. Peter don't you call me cause I can do. I owe my soul to the company store. to the mine. I loaded 16 tons of number 9 coal, and the strong boss said, oh well, bless my soul, you load 16 tons, what do you get but another day older and deeper in debt. But St. Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store. Do, do, do, do. If you see me coming, better step aside. A lot of men do, a lot of men die. One fist of iron, the other of steel. If the right one don't get you, then the left one will. Your low, sings deep tongue, what do you gain? Another day older and deeper in debt. But St. Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't Go, I owe my soul to the company store. Excuse me, would either of you two gentlemen know where the restroom is? I've had some Some Romulan ale that didn't agree with me. More like Capri Sun. Yes, it is, it's over around the corner. It's the first door on the right. Thank you. Tapnar! You can't miss it. Tapnar? Doesn't matter because I just told them where the women's restroom was. Buzz bomb? Come on, let's go find the Death Star.

Get him a hot dog. I'll get him a hot dog so well he'll choke on it! Do I want anything? No, why would I want anything? I'm only growing on human hair.

Watch your step, She-Elf, my phaser is set to kill. My wife can take care of herself. She's not your wife. Are you okay?

I'm so sorry. I'm pretty sure that was my fault. Oh no, that was me. I was blinded by the rage of a thousand burning suns, and I just didn't see you, dear. Excuse me.

Okay. It's wonderful to be in love with such a strong and courageous woman with the spirit of a stallion and courage of an Amazon. I want you to know that I would defend you to the death if you asked me to.

Oh, wow, that's amazing. Yeah, it is.

Please, I'm going to find the men's restroom.

Wow, Rob, you are really getting into this. Kevin never would have been this cool about character development. Kevin? Who's Kevin? Are you joking? Kevin and I have only been dating for 2 years. Kevin Reynolds?

Yes. My lab partner from senior year? Yes. Acne face? Personality dry as a wheat thin?

That Kevin? Hey! You haven't objected the last 2 years. Why? Why him?

I'm so much more manly and charming, courageous and chivalrous.

Kevin, I'll tell you why Kevin. You won't find him drinking under the table, playing dice and staying out till 3. You won't ever find him being a faithful wolf. You will find him, you'll find him next to me. You won't find him trying to chase the devil, with money, fame, or power out of greed. You won't ever find him where the rest go. You will find him, you'll find him next to me. Next to me, next to me, next to me. You will find him, you'll find him to me. When the money's gone and all my friends have vanished, and I can seem to find no help or love for free, when I be going to panic, you will find him, you'll find him next to me. When the sky is gray and all the doors are closing, and the rising fresh Makes it hard to breathe. It only needs a hand to stop those tears from falling. You will find it, you'll find it next to me. Next to me. Next to me. Next to me. You will find it. You'll find him next to me, next to me, next to me, next to me. You will find him, you'll find him next to me. Also, he's modest, which is a lost character trait these days.

Commander, the— What are you doing on the floor? No, seriously, dude, what are you doing on the floor? Did you just kiss your bicep? Anyway, anyway, just shut up. No, the John Williams panel is starting. We must go. Come on.

Honey, my feet are killing me. Do you mind rubbing them while we stay Jump in this line, honey. Love. So, ladies, this John Williams guy, is he hot?

He's 82 and bald. Should you even be in this line, lassie?

Whoa, somebody's throwing something. You should get that looked at, ma'am. He's so cute and fluffy! Look, buddy, that's my friend back there. Ooh, hot hun. I mean, hi. Okay, so you may be ruggedly handsome, but it doesn't mean you have to be rude. You have really pretty eyes.

Thank you. It is John Williams. He's kind of an icon, you know. Agreed.

Oh, you got the full piece! I mean, agreed. Okay, see you around. I don't really laugh like that. That's it! I can't take it! I've been walking around in slow motion, I have no idea what I'm wearing, and I'm starving! I'm going to wait in the car, and don't follow me! I said don't! We should follow her! But John Williams, I— Hey, she said not to. We should follow her! Whatever.

You're Invisible Man. Shouldn't you follow your pregnant wife? She might get the idea that you aren't really there for her. Women can see right through excuses. That's a good one, Chewie. It was hilarious, trust me. No, but no, we Use the Force. Long time ago, far, far away. Long time ago, far, far away. Kiss a Wookiee. Long time ago, kick a droid. Fly the Falcon through an asteroid till the princess is annoyed. This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars. We love it. Come and help me. Long We'll be one. X-wing fighters and a blaster gun. Dance with the Ewoks, oh what fun. This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it. Get in there, you big furry oaf. I couldn't care less what you smell. I take orders from only me. Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, Your Highness. Your wishfulness, Your Highness, your wishfulness. No one cares if you upset a droid. Nobody cares if you upset a droid. They will tear your arms out of sockets. Nobody cares. I suggest a new strategy. Let the Wookie win. That's because nobody cares if you upset a droid. Now we listen to Luke whining, one more season, one more season, one more season, one more season. I was gonna go to college. Stay sharp for power conversations. Now I guess I'm going nowhere. It just isn't fair. One more season.

One more season.

Walking, walking, walking, walking, walking. Someone move this walking carpet. Someone move this walking carpet. Someone move this walking carpet. Someone move this walking carpet. Kiss your brother. Kiss your brother. Kiss your brother. Kiss your brother. My guess! You know anything about women? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?

Who can your father trust? Trust? Always with.

Come with me, my son, we will go.

Such a pretty lady, it is true.

So we are a Master Po, Obi-Wan was wise to lie. If you will not turn, then perhaps she will give in to your rage. You are mine! Far, far away, long, long, long time ago, far, far, far away, kissed a Wookiee. Kissed a Wookiee. Took a drool. Took a drool. By the funk line, found General Ben-Aster. Where are the porgs? This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it, it's Camp Missile 7, 2015. So let's go, go to the moon, goodbye, buy me some costumes please, I like extra monsters, join the noise, may the Force be with you. Williams is the man! Men, men are pigs.

No, pigs are pigs, silly. Sometimes men just don't know how to listen to the music in their hearts and— Shut up already! Please. Chair again. Is there anything we can get for you? Marcella. What? She's pregnant. Not Dad! Oh, he's behind the seat. Sorry. No, no, I'm sorry. It really— it must be these hormones. Just— well, go ahead, let it all out. The least we can do is listen. Oh no, I'm not one to vent my grievances in front of strangers, and I'm actually a fairly reserved individual. I do really like this song. Waves rolling over my head, drowning me in your promises. Better left unsaid. You're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasy. The invincible winner, and you know that you were born to be. —You taught me the ways of desire. Now it's taking its toll. You're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasy. The invincible winner, and you know that you were born to be. You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, Love taker, don't you mess around with me.

Heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker, don't you mess around.

No, no, no.

Don't you mess around with me, love.

Heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker. Don't you mess around with me, love. Heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker. Heartbreaker! So that's intermission. 15-ish minutes. People will come and give you your desserts. Very important. Oh, hi. Did you want to talk about bathrooms? Okay, go ahead. Okay, got that. We'll see you in 15 minutes.

Oh, I can go on living now. This is— oh my gosh, it's perfect. No, no, no, let me have my moment. Come on, girls, let's hurry.

We need to catch the end of the panel. Can you get Mr. Williams to sign my book? I still haven't gotten my Death Star collectible yet. I called about 5 minutes ago and the guy said that there's one left. No! I can't believe I missed it! Oh no, oh no, the world, the world has lost its color. If I ate this food, it would have no flavor. Life holds no joy.

Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck. Some nights I call it a draw. Some nights I wish that my lips could build a castle. Some nights I wish they'd just fall off. But I still wake up, I still see your ghost. Oh Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for. Oh, what do I stand for? What do I stand for? Most nights I don't know. What does this actually have to do with the scene anyway? Who wrote the script? I wrote the script.

Don insisted that we sing this song and there wasn't anywhere else to put it. Thanks for stealing my Oscar for Best Original Script, Don.

Cool, I think it sounds fantastic. Yeah, let's finish it. Come on. 3, 4.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We just—

we can kind of get back in the scene. I mean, that was a special moment. There's a climax right here. Yeah. Uh, that's right. You wanted the Death Star. Down here. World has no color. No. Okay. And scene.

No! Oh, you— you got it. Yes. It's— it's beautiful.

Oh, it is very lovely. Would— would you like to smell it?

Can I touch it? Hey, hey, hey, we'll be okay. Oh, it's incredible. Yes, I know. I love that new collectible smell. It is lovely, isn't it?

It is. I'm very sorry you did not get it. Can I get you a Slurpee instead?

Staring at your buns all day made me really hungry. Can we please go find the cinema? No, no, no, I just want to smell it one more time. I don't like it. Oh my gosh, stay here! Wait, wait, that's not right.

That's not the voice at all, is it? He's awesome. What has happened between you and the commander? Did he hurt you? I will rip his arms off!

Uh, that's a really nice offer, but I think I'm the one that hurt him. I honestly think he had no idea that Kevin and I had been dating for 2 years. I mean, 2 years!

How oblivious What can you get? Well, he tends to be quite a blippy, doesn't he? Wait a second, Kevin? Kevin Reynolds? The kid who smelled like soy sauce?

Is that Kevin Reynolds?

What about me? I speak Klingon! Do we have nothing? Kevin!

Two years! I thought you two were my best friends! Give me your phasers! Baser's such a kettle! I can't believe this!

Away, furry creature! I reflect on my reflection, and I ask myself the question: What's the right direction to go? I don't know. Am I a man or am I a Klingon? Serious, man, you're a Klingon? Who said that? If I'm a Klingon, then I'm a very manly Klingon. Mildly manly, maybe. Am I a Klingon? Maybe. Or am I a man? Yeah, just keep on dreaming, everybody. If I'm a man, that makes me a Klingon of a man. Maybe a clingy man. Right, right. Poor guy. As I look into these eyes, I don't recognize the one I see inside. It's time for me to decide. Am I a man or am I a Klingon? Hope you had a breath mint. If I'm a Klingon, then I'm a very manly Klingon. I am mildly manly. I will kill you if I'm a Klingon. Or am I a man? I think you probably live in your mom's basement. I am not makes me a Klingon of a man. Yep, definitely a mama's boy. There I go again, I'm always running out of time. I think I've made up my mind, now I understand who you are. I'm a man, you're a man. I'm a Klingon of a man.

You're a very nerdy nerd. I'm a Klingon man.

I hear you back there, and I will find you. Where did you go? She's coming. I see you. Come back here. I will catch you. That's what I am. You insult my mother. Computer, lights! Oh, it worked! Oh man, there you are. You better run.

Wait a second.

Computer? Oh, thank you. You read my mind. Oh. What have you got there? My own. Even for a Klingon, that's pretty weird, man. It's just a shoe. Actually, it's Cinderella's glass slipper. I'm gonna find her and finish the fairy tale. I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that. Let's go find her. Come on, Commander.

No, no, no, you wait, wait. My heart will be silent no longer. I must speak to that gentle creature. Go on with the Wookiee, honey. Hello, gentle and noble creature. I am Snow White. I am very pleased to Nice to meet you.

This is what you came here for. Say something, dude.

Say something. I'm here. I'll be the one if you want me to. Anywhere I would have followed you.

Say something, I'm giving up on you.

And I am feeling so small. It was over my head, I know nothing at all.

And I will stumble and fall, still learning to love, just starting to crawl.

Say something, I'm giving up on you. Sorry that I couldn't get to you. Anywhere I would have followed you. Say something. I'm giving up on you. And I will swallow my pride.

You're the one that you love.

I'm saying goodbye. Say something, I'm giving up on you. I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you. And anywhere I would have followed you. Oh, say something, I'm giving up on you. Say something, I'm giving up on you.

Say something. My dear, fair princess, I have loved thee since I first saw thee. Your heart is like soft and warm, and your voice is like an angel. It would be my honor if I could take you to dinner on Friday. May I please pick you up? Up at your cottage at 7?

Please? She'd love to. Just remember.

Excuse me there, Princess. I really admire your passion, and I think you should have this.

Thank you. Really, I couldn't. Thank You, how about joint custody? You're wonderful.

I'll gladly jump in a bed of carbonite for you. I'll tell you what, let's go back to my place and we can reenact the scene where you saved me from Jobba's palace, right?

I would love that. Can I just say something crazy? I love crazy. All my life has been a series of doors in my face. Suddenly I bump into you.

You know, I was thinking the same thing, 'cause like, I've been searching my whole life to find my own place. And maybe it's your buns talking, or it's common sense. But with you, but with you, I found my place.

I see your face, and it's nothing like I've ever known before. Love is an open door. Love is an open door. Door. Love is an open door with you. With you. With you. With you. Love is an open door.

Oh, good one. I like that. You know what's crazy? What? We finish each other's sandwiches. That's what I was going to say.

I never met someone who thinks so much like me. Jinx! Jinx again! Our mental synchronization can have but one explanation: you and I were just meant to be. Say goodbye, say goodbye to the pain of the past.

We don't have to feel it anymore. Love is an open door.

Love is an open door. —door. Life can be so much more with you, with you, with you, with you. Love is an open door.

Leah, can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?

Can I say something even crazier? Yes! That's just great. Just great. I'm the one that gets here only agreeing to come to find a hot guy, and my two best friends leave with one. I knew I should have been Wonder Woman.

Princess, I found this. I believe it belongs to you. You think?

May I help you put it back on?

I guess.

Lovely ankles. Don't touch my ankles.

So I was wondering if you'd like to come back to my place for a drink. Oh, it's you. No, I never made it to the car.

I just found one of those chair massage places and I decided to hang out there all afternoon. Oh, it's you. No, I never made it to the car. I just found one of those chair massage places and I decided to hang out there all afternoon. Well, you should be. I mean, did you even think about me when you planned all of this? My pocket? This thing has pockets? Pockets, pockets, pockets. Oh. Dinner reservations, tickets to Cirque du Soleil. Oh honey, this was your plan all along, wasn't it? Oh, I've been walking around all day like a crazy person. I'm so sorry. I feel completely ridiculous. Well, that's very nice of you to say, but I just— oh, okay. When did you learn to dance? What we have is real, isn't it? Holding our whole lives for something like—

We are in public! Commander, what has happened? Security team, to the lobby! I just went outside to get some fresh air and some teenagers pelted me with water balloons.

I thought maybe there was a lovely spring shower. Oh yeah, pots, water balloons, spring. Look at me, look at me. We've all been through this before. I haven't. Well, that's true. You see, Cinderella here, she protected Snow and I in high school in exchange for our— well, my tutoring. Snow just brought the apple pies. But the rest of us, we've all been targets. Whether it's junior high, high school, college. Ooh, really, babe?

Just the first 4 years?

That doesn't matter. At any age, being a nerd is tough. That's right, but we're not afraid to do it.

We all have our sad stories.

My Rainbow Brite wrapper keeper? My Little Pony hair bows? My Pokémon card club in high school? Hey, hey, hey! What have we got to be ashamed of? We're just like everybody else, aren't we? Well, we are. Look, dry your eyes, my friend. Today is our day! Get out! Sister! For our crazy person, you're coming along! Help me up! Thank you!

We're not gonna take it!

We ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it anymore.

We've got the right to choose, and there's no time to lose. This is our life, this is our song. We invite the powers that be just don't pick our destiny 'cause you don't know us, you don't belong.

We're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it.

We're not gonna take it anymore.

Voice to them. We're right. Yeah, we're free. Yeah, we'll fight. Yeah, you'll see. Yeah, we're not going to take it. No, we ain't going to take it.

We're not going to We're not gonna take it anymore.

We're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it.

We're not gonna take it anymore. One more time, everybody.

We're not gonna take it. Come on!

No, we ain't gonna take it. We're not gonna take it.

And go! Well, thanks for a great day, everyone. I didn't mean you two. Yeah, I had a pretty good day. My air— gone.

Aragorn. Yes, this has definitely been one of the best days.

We really need to work on that Han voice.

That wasn't quite it.

No, I know it will help. We'll watch Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6.

Ooh, a Star Wars marathon!

Yes, we can cuddle with our baby. He has your eye.

Hey dude, want to go over to your mom's house and play a little Mario Kart? Milkshakes and chocolate chip cookies? It would be an honor, Commander.

I got my drink. My girl, my homies, I love you. A next week. Love for you. Yep, yep. Really like the hug. Oh, oh yes, dear. God bless us, everyone. Okay, let's just sing the last song, shall we? Yeah. When life leaves you high and dry, be at your door tonight if you If you need help, if you need help.

I'll shut down the city lights, I'll lie, cheat, I'll beg and bribe to make you well, to make you well. When enemies are at your door, I'll carry you away from war. If you need help, if you need help. You're both dangling by a string, I'll share in your suffering to make you well. To make you well. Give me reasons to believe that you would do the same for me, and I would do it for you, for you. Baby, I'm not moving on. I love you long after you're gone. For you, for you, you will never sleep alone. I'll love you long after you go, and long after you're gone, gone, gone. When you fall like a statue, I'm your bean and to catch you, put you on your feet, you on your feet. And if you're well, I'll be glad to feed you, tell me what you need, what do you need? I surrender. Honestly, you've always done the same for me, and I would do it for you, for you.

Sing, honey, he's really good. I stand. After you're gone, gone, gone. You're my backbone.

You're my cornerstone. You're my crutch when my legs stop moving. You're my head start.

You're my rugged heart.

You're my pulse that I've always needed. Like a drum, baby, don't stop beating. Like a drum, baby, don't stop beating. Like a drum, baby, don't stop beating. Like a drum, my heart never stops beating for you. For you, baby, I'm not moving on. I'll love you long after you're gone. For you. For you. You will never sleep alone. I'll love you long after you go. Like a drum, baby, don't stop beating. Baby, don't stop beating like a drum. Baby, don't stop beating like a drum. Baby, don't stop beating like a drum. My heart never stops beating for you. And long after you're gone, gone, gone, I'll love you long after you're gone, gone, gone.