Herriman Harmonyx at Herriman Days 2017 b

The video captures a live stage segment from the 2017 Herriman Days Festival featuring a comedic musical troupe. The performance blends improvised banter, parody medleys, and cover songs. It opens with whimsical, self‑referential lyrics before moving into a Star Wars‑themed parody that riffs on iconic film scores and includes repeated “you must use the horse” chants. The troupe then transitions to a Billy Joel cover of “Uptown Girl,” inviting audience participation, followed by a humorous rendition of “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” with altered verses about rent and daily struggles. The set concludes with a patriotic mash‑up that re‑writes “Ring of Fire” and culminates in an emphatic “God Bless the USA,” expressing pride in American heritage. Throughout, the hosts comment on festival food, the atmosphere, and their love for the Herriman Days event, creating a lively, community‑focused experience.
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Go again to check myself. No, no, no, no. Tonight, oh, we are young. Forever on my heart, we will burn bright as the sun. Tonight, we are young. I can cheat it all to make up for the times I've been cheated on. And it's nice to know when I was left for dead, I was found by a lonely streetlight. Nothing goes beyond me, 'cause we are— we are shining stars, we are invincible, we are who we are. Night, darkness, day, but we're miles And us ladies, we're just gonna class it up a little bit. I'm done, I'm all done.
I'm good.
No, you still need to stand over there. Oh, sorry. That's a good place for you. —in the movies. And I'm not proud of my address. In the torn-up town, no post code envy. But every song's like "Boo-tee-free-boo's dripping in the bathroom." Bloodstains all around, just about everywhere. We don't care. We're driving Cadillac in our dreams. But everybody's like, "Crystal Bayback drives another Type E." Just think, I'm in the back of another Goldie. We don't care how you are, and we'll never be royal. When you're running over us, it kind of looks the same for us. You created a different kind of us. Let me be your ruler.
Thank you. Well, all right, we're gonna get the ladies a break for a second, then we're gonna sing a song for you guys. We're not quite sure. We're gonna do something about show tunes, uh, movie, movie score. Movie scores, that's right, that's right. Uh, you know what, when I think of movie score I can't help but think of Star Wars. Uh, John Williams. John Williams, that's right. What about you, Andy? Superman. All right, Superman, Jurassic Park, E.T. Well, let's do one of them. Let's do all of them. All of them? Yeah, let's just go for it. Let's see what happens. All right, trust me, Don. Just, uh, can you give me a seat? With. You must use the horse. You must use the horse. You must use the horse.
You must use the horse.
You must use the horse. You must use the horse. You must use the horse. You must use the horse. Time to go. R, R, Y. Long time ago, far, far away. Kiss a monkey. Time ago, kick a droid. Fly the Falcon through a blaster void. Till the princess is annoyed. This is Spaceship Monsters of Star Wars. I love it. Come and help me. Time ago, hope you are awake. X-Wing fighters and a blaster gun. And 3 porgs flew aboard. This is Spaceship Monsters of Star Wars. It's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it. Get in the humidity, you furry oaf. I couldn't care less what you smell. I take this from only me. Maybe you like a nap in your sunglasses. You wishable nest, your highness. You wishable nest. Who cares if you upset a troll? Nobody cares if you upset a troll. You're Rob the Sockhead. Nobody cares if you strategy. Let the world keep waiting. That's because nobody cares if you upset a door. Now listen to my— one more, one more, one more, one more. My butt's gonna go to plushie station for nothing but us. Now I guess I'm going nowhere. Will someone move this rocking cart? Will someone keep this rocking cart? Kiss your brother, kiss your brother, kiss your brother. To resist. Come with me, my son, we will rule. Search your feelings, it is true. So you're now my twin sister. Only one was wise, I. If you will not turn, then perhaps she will give in to your hate. You are mine. Far, far, far away. Long, long, long time ago. Far, far, far away. Kiss a Wookiee. Kiss a Wookiee. Don't eat a troll. Don't eat a troll. Fly the Falcon. Fly the Falcon. Build a princess. Build a princess. Destroy a droid. Destroy a droid. This is Spaceship Defenders: Star Wars Revival Edition. What's that, everybody? We have a great show to perform for you today. Our next number, we're going to go back to a Billy Joel Classic, uh, Uptown Girl. For this one, Brent, you have the lead on this one. Yeah, but you know I came late and I didn't warm up.
Don, I love Billy Joel. Can I do this one?
You want to sing Billy Joel? Why not?
I love Billy Joel. All right, okay, can I sing Billy Joel? All right, back her up.
Here we go.
Downtown girl, she's been living in her white bread town, as long as anything, not care. And now she's looking for her downtown man, downtown man, yeah. And when she knows what she wants, with her ta-ya-ya, ta-ya-ya. When she wakes up and makes up her ma-ya-ya, Oh, uptown girl, she's my uptown girl. My uptown girl, she's my uptown girl. And you know I'm in love. With my uptown girl. Of our great nation. And it's up to us whether or not we get another 241 years, right? We would like you to join with us in honoring this nation. We're going to sing God Bless the USA.
That was a fantastic job. You guys did a wonderful job. Now this next song This song is going to make you very, very happy. John, what are you doing? I'm speaking. I'm introducing the next song. It's going to make us all very, very happy.
What happened to your voice? It's ridiculous.
Oh, this is my happy voice. This is my happy voice. You will see. You will see. Here we go.
Here we go. Follow me.
1, 2, 3, 4. I like it. Here's a little song I wrote. You might want to sing it note for note, so don't worry. Be happy, don't worry. Be happy now, now and then you You have some problem. When you worry, you make it double. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy now. Don't worry, be happy.
Liz, take it away. You got no place to lay your head, somebody came and took your bed. Don't worry, Be happy. The landlord's favorite rent is late. You may have to litigate. Don't worry. Be happy. Look at me, I'm happy. Ain't got no cash. Ain't got no time. Ain't got no gas. To make you smile. Don't worry, be happy, 'cause when you worry, your face will frown, and that will bring everybody down. So don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy now. Ah, look at you, Andy, you hit the chord! Be happy, don't worry, be happy now. Oh, so beautiful. Be happy! Be happy now! Ah, you went there. You look happy. You called me. I make you very happy. Very happy. Don't worry, be happy now. Everybody sing along. Don't worry. Be happy. One more time, here we go. I am happy. No, I am double parked. Who cares? Don't worry me, hot tamale.
Too bad of a job, did they? I just have to say, I love coming to the Harriman Days Festival. This is the best place to be. I absolutely love Harriman. I love the rides. I love the music. I love the entertainment and the food.
Who doesn't love the food?
I saw you eating some food, Don. Oh my gosh. Oh, that's gross.
Oh yeah, we should get out of here. I had one too many stuffed jalapeños.
You're never supposed to eat those. Don't ever eat them.
Should we just get on with the next song? I gotta get off the stage real fast. Please, please.
3, 4, 1.
So give a whole new meaning to the song. Love is a burning thing. It makes a fiery ring. Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire and went down, down, down, and the flames ran higher. The Ring of Fire. The Ring of Fire. The taste of love is sweet with hearts like ours. I fell for you like a child, but the fire went wild. I fell into a burning Ring of Fire going downtown. And the flames went higher, and it burns, burns, burns. The ring of fire, the ring of fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire. Went down, down, down, and the flames went higher, and it burns, burns, burns. The ring of fire, the ring of fire, the ring of fire.
If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life and I had to start again with just my children and my life. I thank my lucky stars to be living here today where the flag still stands for freedom and they can't take that away. And I'm proud to be an American where they sign your I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me, and I'll gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, 'cause there ain't no doubt I love this land. God bless the USA. From the lakes of Minnesota to the hills of Tennessee, across the hills of Texas, from Phoenix down Joy down in Houston, from New York to LA, it's crying in every American heart, and it's time we stand and say, what a proud G-American, where at least thy dawn breath and I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me. And I'll gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today. 'Cause there ain't no doubt, my love is mine. God bless the USA. And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free. And I won't forget the men who died to give that right to me. And I'll gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, 'cause there ain't no doubt I love this land.










