Two comedians perform a Footloose parody where they sing about not being able to stand still in a town that forbids dancing, with Kevin Bacon refusing to show up. They narrate their elaborate dance moves while insisting they're not actually dancing.
You mean my backup vocals? You guys know Footloose?
Yeah.
Okay, cool. So there's a town called Beaumont and you can't dance there, and Kevin Bacon doesn't want to have any of that. So this is a song actually from the musical, so I also am not gonna dance, but when I do this, pretend like I'm doing a whole bunch of cool stuff.
To a pill, so I never found relief. And now I've got to move until I've had my fill. I can't stand still. Back where I come from, life's never humdrum. I wish I could take you there. Oh, we are the world at our feet. Life is sweet, ain't no doubt. Grab a seat, check it out. Forget how it feels when you dance till you drop so don't even start to suggest that I stop I never will, I can no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no so I'm gonna kill me Cause I stand still no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
