Porter Bagley performs "In Love with You" as Aaron, a character who starts with a heartfelt confession to his girlfriend Allison, then pivots mid-song into a scathing comedic rant listing her flaws and absurd grievances. The song blends romantic balladry with satire, capturing a relationship's shift from infatuation to disillusionment.
The musical then moved to Broadway in 2013, where it ran for 5 months. The Broadway production starred Zachary Levi, who plays Flynn Rider in Disney's Tangled, and Krysta Rodriguez, who played Wednesday Addams in the original Broadway production of The Addams Family.
In the song "In Love with You," Aaron, played by Porter Bagley, lets his girlfriend Allison know how he truly feels about her and takes an important step in their relationship. I never knew what love was like until I saw your face. Suddenly I felt a love time cannot erase. Your eyes, so sweet and piercing, your manner kind yet strong. The kind of girl I could love forever and spend the rest of our lives together. And in my life, I don't think I'd ever been so freaking wrong. You're no witch with no heart. You're a liar. You are Satan, and I hate the way you snore at night. All your quirks piss me off, and I don't think I'm mistaken. Your compulsive need to always be right. Your bossy aunt just went through a panic attack this morning too, and I really can't believe I ever fell in love with you. Whoa, I know that all seemed kind of harsh, but things weren't always bad. In fact, I think And sometimes we shared the best that I've ever had. Like our road trip that one summer, or those steamy nights in Spain. Always melted when I would praise you, and my stupid jokes, they would never faze you. But that don't mean crap next to all the ways you drove me so insane. You're a jerk and a tease, girl. You never stop o' talking, and at times you've gone adult. I say it's for fun, but your racist friends were shocking and your lip filming more collagen. All you care about is how much someone makes and what they do. Not a man in his right mind would ever fall in love with you. You always criticized the clothes that I would wear and found a way of pointing out my thinning hair. Thank you. You turned me vegan, which I totally spies. And I'm pretty sure you laughed that time I said that's not nice. If you were shot or beaten or run over by a truck, I guess that I'd be sad, but then again, it wouldn't suck. It wouldn't suck. So goodbye, Kim Thoreau. As a girlfriend, you are fired. Rise above the junk that you carry. Years from now, when you're old and you finally expire, girl, I hope that you don't rest in peace. I never met someone so selfish. I ate all this nasty food, and for all that I've endured now, you can save me, but you're sure now that your actions are pure now. Yes, I'm so done being in love, in love with you. Whoa, yeah, yeah, whoa. So done, Allison. My body's like old wood. The fire was gone. My brain is like a frozen soda. Plus, you're a mess, and there's What you call closure. Sometimes being in love with you.
