Star Wars John Williams is the Man

A rapid-fire fan tribute that strings together Star Wars references, characters, and iconic phrases while chanting
Chapters
We should follow her! Whatever. Looks like we're missing a shoe. Keep it up and I might miss another one. Hey, Invisible Man, don't you think you should follow your pregnant wife? She might get the idea that you want her really there for her. Yeah, women can see right through excuses. That's a good one too, right? Trust me, it was hilarious. Oh no, no, the women are fine, they'll get there, it's okay. Plus This is John Williams. John Williams. You must use the Force. You must use the Force. You must use the Force. You must use the Force. You must use the Force. You must use the Force. Time ago, far, far away. Long time ago, far, far away. Kiss a Wookiee, love today with your droid. Fly the Falcon through an asteroid till the princess is annoyed. This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it. Come and help me, Obi-Wan. X-wing fighters and a blaster gun. Dance with Ewoks, oh what fun. This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it. Get in there, you big furry oaf. I couldn't care less what you smell. I take orders from only me. Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, Your Highness, Your Worshipfulness, Your Highness, Your Worshipfulness. No one cares if you upset a droid. Nobody cares if you upset a droid. Don't tear your arms off, Sockhead. Nobody cares. Strategy. Let the Wookie win, that's because nobody cares if he once had a droid. Now we listen to Luke whining, one more season, one more season, one more season, one more season. I was gonna go to Tosh Station for power converters, now I guess I'm going nowhere. It just isn't fair. One more season, one more season, one more season, one more season, one more season. Walking, walking, someone move this walking carpet. Someone move this walking carpet. Someone move this carpet. Someone move this carpet. Kiss your brother, kiss your brother, kiss your brother, kiss your brother. Well, again, you don't know anything about women. Who's your daddy, who's your daddy, who's your daddy, who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your father? He's using us for business. Come with me, my son, we will rule. Such a fleeting deed is cruel. So you have a twin sister. Obi-Wan was wise to hide. If you will not turn, then perhaps she will give in to your legs. You are mine. Far, far, far away, long, long, long time ago, far, far, far away, kiss a Wookiee, kiss a Wookiee, have a Wookiee control, Wookiee control. Fly the Falcon and an asteroid away, until the princess is annoyed. This is Spaceships in Space. It's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it, it's share whistle 7, 2015, so let's go, let's sing it loud, like it was a time. May the Force be with you all. John Williams is the man! Man.










