Episode 194: What Your Partner Wishes You’d Stop Doing In The Bedroom Part 2

All right, what is it? What is it that I've been doing that you hate?

No.

Let's go, let's go. I'm ready. I've been psyching myself up all week for this episode. Hit me.

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Babe, we're switching it up today.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

We're doing something different.

What are we doing?

We're sitting in the arch.

I thought you had some, like, surprise answer for me. Actually, there are two things are different today. Okay, but you go first. Tell us, what's the first one?

I think I know what both of them are. Well, I know the first one is for sure, because I was about to say it. Okay. Which is that we are not in bed.

We're not.

We're not. We're not in bed. We are sitting in our office in our chairs that we originally got for podcasting, and then we didn't use very much because we discovered the bed. But we're not in bed today because my back is hurting a little bit, and sitting in bed in the position that we sit in isn't great on my back. So here we are in the chairs instead, and we got a bunch of cameras on us. And maybe you'll even be seeing this, like, whole thing on YouTube. I'm not even sure, but maybe. Fingers crossed. We're not sure. We'll see. But, yeah, there's three cameras, which is kind of wild.

Okay, what's the next thing?

I feel very professional. The second new thing is Vanessa is wearing Invisalign. They are not a podcast sponsor. It would be great. It would be great if they were, but.

I know, seriously. God, I wish they were. Call us Invisalign, please. I know. After months of us having to explain your, like, Xander's on a mouth journey for almost a year now of, like, expanding his palette, doing Invisalign, getting tongue ties and lip ties and cheek ties severed.

I still have a bunch of metal in my mouth.

Oh, yeah.

It'll be there for probably, like, four.

More months, but, you know, I Just decided it seems so fun, so I might as well join him and get Invisalign. I did one of those. I thought I was so smart. I did one of those online treatment programs.

Mail away.

Yeah, mail away. I will not name names. They are not a podcast sponsor. Don't worry. We would never recommend them because it was terrible and it, like, mostly worked, but then my teeth on the bottom started moving back, and I was like, I can't have already gone through this whole process with this Malin thing and, like, not have straight teeth. So I decided to suck it up and just do Invisalign through our dentist.

Yeah.

Fuck, man. It's gonna take so long, though. I have, like.

No, it's not. It's just a couple months.

It feels really long to me. I have just a couple of teeth on the bottom that shifted that I wanted to get straight, and I was like, this has got to be, like.

A month, tops, says Vanessa the orthodontist.

Three and a half months. And so now I got Invisalign in, and I got the little Invisalign lisp going on, which I already have a little bit of a lisp, so I can barely tell.

I really can tell. See, Vanessa is actually wearing her aligners while she records. I am not.

Oh, yeah. You never wear them.

I. I don't. I mean, I should, because I'm supposed to be wearing them 22 hours a day, and I'm certainly not wearing them 22 hours today. But for. For me, I have more. Way more of a lisp because this metal device that is in my upper palate still, that blocks my tongue. So when I had. I had more metal before, and having that removed really helped. But still, for me, at this point, like, I have a lisp or lisp or whatever, my speech is impacted. No matter what. Having the aligners out just helps me. Like, helps me create less saliva, which is what causes a lot of my problems. So I have mine out. I honestly. You should keep yours in. You sound great.

Okay, well, we'll see. I'll. We'll see how it goes. I might end up taking them out in the middle of the episode, but today is a really fun episode. The premise of this episode is. What do you say? Secret. Oh, boy.

Let's just.

Here, take them out. Take them out to you secretly. That's a really hard word.

Wait, you know, take them out. We'll have a fun little asmr. Oh, click, click.

Really? I feel like that's kind of gross.

Well, we can cut it. We can decide if it's okay. There they go. Oh, yeah, there's one. That's the bottom.

It's just the top one. No, that only the top one causes the lisp. I feel like you can't tell right now.

Great. Okay.

Okay.

Are you really gonna record with it on?

Where else am I supposed to put it?

Put it on this little table here.

I mean, that's not any better than just my leg.

Yeah, but no one on the camera is gonna see that.

I'll put it behind my laptop. What do you secretly.

Ooh. Ooh. Chris.

What do you secretly wish.

Yeah.

Your partner would stop doing?

I wish they did stop hissing all the time.

So we actually did this episode a really long time ago, and we got so, so many responses and so many requests for a part two that we decided, okay, let's revisit this theme of what do you secretly wish your partner would stop doing in the bedroom? And what was really interesting about that episode was it was definitely this fascinating sneak peek into, like, what people are not loving in the bedroom, but feeling a little bit embarrassed to talk about with their partner. It was kind of like a. Like, Felt like a gossip session a little bit. Like, look at all these things that people are doing. But I feel like that episode actually ended up being super helpful in terms of opening up conversations between partners. Like, so many people wrote back and said, we listened to this episode together, and we paused after each thing and just had a conversation like, does that bother you? Is that something you'd like me to stop doing? Is that something you'd like more of? So it ended up being a really great conversation opener in a way that wasn't shaming or embarrassing or anything like that. So I'm hoping that we can have the same effect with this episode.

Yeah, it turns out when you have a third party identify things or ask questions about, like, hey, what do you think about this? It makes the conversation when you. With you two of, like, oh, how does this show up in our relationship? It makes that conversation happen so much more easily and naturally and not feel like, oh, one person is blaming the other. And it's like, oh, well, we brought up this topic. So now that we're on the topic, you guys might as well tell each other what you think about it. So, you know, it's kind of like a vote for going to couples therapy, having an objective third party that is bringing things up, rather than it feeling like one person has to be accusing the other of something.

So we put up the same question on Instagram. And if you're not following us already, definitely come on over to Vanessa and Xander with an X. We're over on Instagram, but we asked, what do you secretly wish your partner would stop doing in the bedroom? So we've got a ton of great responses for you. We're going to go through different categories of responses, but I do have to say something right up top here.

All right, what is it? What is it that I've been doing that you hate?

No.

Let's go. Let's go.

I don't have anything for you.

I'm ready. I've been psyching myself up all week for this episode. Hit me.

I don't have anything for you, but what I will say is I disagree with a lot of these things. I think that these are actually unreasonable requests. So this is kind of like a little twist on the episode. We did an episode a while back called, like, is It Am I being Reasonable or Ridiculous? And some of these, I think, are not reasonable.

Okay, episode slash topic mashup here. Yeah.

And I'm gonna. We'll be honest. We'll tell you, like, we'll read the thing, but we'll tell you if we think, like, that's actually not a great thing to request of your partner.

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Oh, so this Is so just to flip this around, since we're saying this is from partners of men. So this is like, my man just tries shit with me without discussing it. Like, little slipping it in the bag.

That, oh, that might be one. And that's.

That's.

That is not something that we.

That's a move that you can't do. No, you gotta talk about it. You gotta get consent.

Yeah, I mean, I think that. So I think this is a great question for partners to ask each other. Like, do you like being surprised in the bedroom, or do you like knowing what's coming? Do you like me asking for your permission for certain things or asking if you're interested in certain things? Because there are some people who like, like that element of surprise, and it feels super sexy of like, ooh, where'd that new move come? So I would definitely recommend all couples ask each other that question. And I also think it's really important to be thoughtful of how far outside of your usual repertoire is this particular thing. So, for example, like, if you were to throw me into a new position that we've never done before, like, that would be fine? I think for most people, that would be fine. Like, oh, okay, sexy. They took the initiative. Like, that's kind of fun. I didn't realize. But if it's something like, you know, any sort of anal play where if you've. Especially if you've never done that before, like, that's not something to sneak on your partner to, like, try on them out of nowhere.

I know a minute ago I said, you gotta get consent. It's not necessarily that you have to ask for consent for every little thing that you're doing. That's why we're saying, have this conversation. And this is a means to opening up a conversation of, like, what types of things do you feel like you want to make sure I ask consent for? And what types of things do we kind of give each other a general, like, blanket consent for? And, you know, like, Vanessa's example could be like, oh, yeah, like, sex positions. Yeah, totally. Game on. Like, you want to throw me in a position? Like, yeah, I'm. I'm game to try. If it hurts, I'm going to let you know, and we're going to change it up. But, you know, and yeah, like you said, some people might really like surprises. Some people will be like, yeah, no, I'm really up for whatever. I feel comfortable saying no if I'm not into something. I like the idea of you surprising me with things. And other people will very understandably say, hey, I don't. I don't want to be surprised with like, a finger in the butt or, you know, unless I've told you that's okay. So valuable to have that conversation.

Okay, next one. Talking in a baby voice, like, ever.

Some, like, in bed.

That's a good distinction. And that's another good conversation to have.

We just had this conversation. Was it like an episode or not? Two ago.

Yeah. About somebody saying that baby talk outside of the bedroom really turned them off because they would think about it inside of the bedroom and kind of remember that.

So it was like an egg, I.

Feel like baby talk people tend to have pretty strong feelings about it. Like, you either like it or you really don't like it. So asking your partner. Yeah. Do you like baby talk? Period? And do you like baby talk in the bedroom? Baby talk in the bedroom. That's. I think that's a real narrow window of people that are going to be into that.

Yeah. I mean, I think you're kind of getting into sort of like kink territory there. No. No. Shame.

Yeah. People who might.

Yeah. If that is something that you're super into, Hell, yeah. More power to you. But, yeah. Understanding that. That, you know, that's something where you're probably going to also want someone that is also similarly into that with you.

Yeah. I think for most people, the bedroom is not a time where we want to be thinking about babies.

I mean, unless you're trying to make a baby. Does that make a difference being.

Being baby? Like, yeah.

Okay, Fair, fair. All right. So this one seems pretty reasonable to me to be like, hey, this is something that I am not really into, whether it's in the bedroom or just in general at all. This, to me, is very similar to, like, pet names, I think, where it's like, yeah. If there's a certain pet name that your partner is using and you really don't like that, you have every right to say, please don't call me that. Like, I'm not into that. It doesn't feel cute. It doesn't feel sexy.

Then on the other hand, we get DMs from people who are like, my partner's never come up with a pet name for me. And it makes me so sad. Like, how do I make you do that? It's so cute.

Yeah. So call your partner a pet name until they tell you not to.

Okay, next one. Stop asking if I like what he's doing when it's pretty clear. I do.

The use of the word pretty is interesting.

This one is really?

Well, one. How clear is it? How clear is it, really?

No, I want to. So first, I want to ask you, like, as a man, if I were to tell you this, if I was to say, stop asking me if I like what you're doing, it's pretty clear that I do. What's the reaction that comes up for you?

I mean, if you were to be like, stop asking me that, I'd be like, well, do you. Are you sure you really like this? It doesn't really seem like you're into it. I mean, I think that I am saying that I'm asking you that because it's hot. It's hot to get. It's hot to be talking about what you're doing.

I mean, I think that this is more about dirty talk than it is about, like, actual communication. I think most people are like, yeah, you like that? You like that? Like, it's more about the. In the moment.

Yeah, it's hot. It's hot. It's like a light dirty talk. It's also a validation thing. Like, it's fun to be told. Yeah, that feels good. And it's sexy. If I'm like, yeah, you like that? And you say, yeah.

I mean, what gets me about this one is they're saying, like, it's pretty clear. I do. So I wonder, is it actually that clear to him? Because a lot of times I think that especially if we're talking about male, female relationships, I think a lot of women think, like, it's so clear, it's so obvious. But a lot of men are like, it's not. To me. I want to know. So this is actually. These are two different scenarios. So one, there's a scenario where it's like, it's just dirty talk. And maybe she's getting this impression of, like, you don't actually care. You're just, you know, dirty talking. In which case I'm like, well, that's fine. Like, let there be a little bit of dirty talk. But I think there is also a separate scenario of a partner who's like, no, I genuinely am not sure. And I'm, like, wanting a little communication here. And in that case, I don't think that you should ask your partner to stop asking you for feedback.

Stop asking me questions.

I mean, you could say like, hey, let's talk about feedback after we have sex, rather than in the moment, if you don't like talking about it in the moment. But still, I think it's valid for somebody to know, like, hey, do you like this? Is this working? For you, I think that's good communication, not something that should be discouraged.

Yeah, I mean, I think what's happening is one of two things. Is that the person who wrote in about this, the person that wants their partner to stop asking them if they like it, I think that either they are taking his question way too literally and being like, stop checking in. Like, he keeps checking in. Like, is he doubting that I'm liking it? They're taking the question so literally, rather than thinking, oh, it's giving them some like, kind of sexy satisfaction for me to communicate with them about this. To say, yeah, that's hot. I like it when you do X, Y or Z. Either they're taking the question too literally and they're like, oh, it's like a turn off when, like, you're constantly like, oh, is this okay? Is this okay? But it's like, I don't think that's what the question is. If the person is saying, is this okay all the time, I could see how you're like, okay, like, enough already. Like, let's just do it. But if it's more of a dirty talk thing, then that's a totally different story. Now on the flip side, I could see if, if this person is like, you talking to me, whether it's talking dirty, whether it's asking me if I like this, whether it's whatever is interrupting my ability to like, enjoy the moment I'm trying to. I need to really concentrate in order to reach orgasm or something like that, then that is totally valid. I would say, though, that the feedback shouldn't be, hey, stop asking me if. If I like this. And rather, hey, for me, I'm finding that, like, in order for me to get from point A to point B, I need to be quiet or I need sort of like subtle introspection. I mean, this brings me back to, like, when you and I were first starting to have sex and we had a conversation about like, you know, you would get kind of quiet as, as you were getting closer to orgasm and I wasn't. And I kept like changing up the techniques. I was like, oh, she was seeming to really enjoy this. And. And now I'm getting less of that feedback. So like, then I'd be like, changing up the technique or changing positions or whatever. And then Vanessa would get all upset because she's like trying to get there and I'm then switching things up. So finally we talked about it and Vanessa explained to me, hey, once I'm getting really close, it's actually harder for me to Communicate, because that brings me out of where I am. So if that's something that's coming up, I think this is totally valid. But the feedback shouldn't be stop asking me this or that. It's more of a, hey, I'm, like, you're distracting me when this is happening. And, like, I'm, you know, I would love for us, once we get past a certain point or maybe after I say something that, like, we kind of get into a more, like, quiet zone so that I can get to where I want to go.

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Yeah, I mean, I think at the end of the day, to most people, it's super hot when you're having sex and your partner says, hey, do this. You're like, oh, hell yeah, I want to do that. So I think it's totally unreasonable to be like, no, I don't ever want to have to ask for anything during sex. It's not about having to ask for it. It's like getting to. It's like giving your partner the experience of like, getting to do something that you want that's exciting.

Okay, this one confused me at first, saying, feel better immediately after sex. So I think what they mean here is they finish sex and the woman says to her partner, like, oh, do you feel better now?

Like, oh, this is awful. It took me when we first got this one. I feel like we chatted about it for a minute because we were not understanding. And then once I kind of like started to put it together, I was like, oh, this feels really, honestly, like, demeaning and. Yeah. And kind of like invalidating to a guy because already, like, men have the stereotype of like, we want it wherever, whenever. And like, you know, sex is just this, like, physical itch that needs to be scratched. When in reality, the very vast majority, 99 plus percent of men who are in long term relationships want to have sex to get emotional connection. And so then if your partner is like, oh, you feel better? Oh, do you get what you needed?

Well, I mean, could. Could that actually be like, yeah, I did get my emotional connection.

Well, but I guess I would feel unseen. Like, I would feel unseen because. Because what you're implying with the feel.

Better is that feel better does feel more like it's like, oh, yeah, did you get your itch scratched? Like, hey, are you actually. Are you feeling close to me now?

Yeah. I was like, oh, you got.

You.

You needed me to give you this thing. Not like, oh, I wanted to be here with you too. And, like, you should both. You should both feel better. You should both feel more emotionally connected. So it kind of. It's like implying, like, yeah, that did nothing for me, but hopefully you feel better.

This next one was super interesting. Taking it personally when I ask for a quickie.

Ooh.

So there's a couple of things here. I'm going to assume that this is a male, female relationship, because this is really the only time we see these kind of dynamics coming up in most quickies. Like, a lot of women will say, I won't orgasm in a quickie. Like, it's all about him. I don't know how to get there that fast. So if you're saying, hey, want to have a quickie? And what she hears there is, hey, I want to have an orgasm, and you're not going to get to have one, I totally understand why she would be taking it personally. It's like, yeah, cool, Sounds great for you, but, like, what's in it for me, bud?

Yeah. So the first question I would ask this person is, in your relationship, do you know if your partner is able to have an orgasm during a quickie? Like, are you guys locked in on what you each need to do for each other in order to have a quick orgasm? If the. If you're not sure about that, I can almost guarantee you that when you say, I want to have a quickie, she goes, oh, great, he wants an orgasm. I'm not getting one.

Yeah, exactly. Okay, but wait.

What I do want to say that it's. It's not that quickie equals orgasm for the man. No orgasm for the woman. There are plenty of techniques and things that you can do and work on together so that you can both have orgasms during quickies. I just want to.

You might have a little more to say about that in a little bit.

Yeah. But I just wanted to throw that out there because I know for many women, especially listening to this, that might feel unattainable or unachievable, but it absolutely is possible. I mean, I know, like. I mean, just in our sex life, this. We've worked on this a lot, and we are very good at getting down to business now. And in the beginning of our relationship, that was not the case. It took us like a. It took us a long time to get you there and it, you know, create some strife. If it was like, I didn't get, you know, like, I came a little too fast, and then it's like. So anyway, I just want to say this is totally possible. It just takes some intentional work, which is really fun and pleasurable, too.

Next category was kissing. Kissing loudly.

You know, the loud kiss. This is kind of a problem for us right now. We both have Invisalign, and I know.

I just take me out of it. This is more about your expander than my Invisalign.

I have a problem.

I wouldn't say you're kissing loudly.

Well, I do notice I get a little extra saliva.

That's your main kissing issue.

That is happening because of this installed in my mouth. And the more saliva I get, the more likely it is for some smacking to occur. And that's not fun.

And biting my lip.

Oh, well, okay, that. That's very fair. I think that biting the lip is sort of like a move that some.

People think it's super hot. I'd be so sad if you weren't into that.

Really? I feel like I. When I heard you say that, I was like, oh, I should start biting your lip. I'm not aware that I do.

Yeah, from time to time, give it.

Like, a little suck maybe, but not. Okay, we'll see. We'll see if you really like a bite.

I like it more than you do, I think.

Okay, but I will.

Definitely something that I enjoy.

But hey, taking a mental note.

Great. I snuck a few in here.

Oh, smart.

No, I mean, everybody gets to have different preferences. If you're not into lip biting, that's fine. But again, great conversation opener with your partner. Do you like lip biting?

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like these are, like, these, you know, very specific techniques, and, yeah, it's totally fine if one of them you're not into and just like, hey, like, let's not do the lip biting or like, oh, you know, like. Another great example would be, I don't know, like, neck kissing or something. Many people love not kissing. It's very sensitive area. But if you're like, that's super ticklish to me. I don't. I don't enjoy that. Like, yeah, like, it's totally fair to be like, no, I'm not. Not into that.

Sucking on my tongue.

Oh, God.

That one. That literally gives me the shivers. Sucking on your tongue.

It doesn't give me the shivers, but just feels like something that we've done to each other jokingly a couple of.

Times, and it's kind of gross for us. Yeah, I feel like my hunch. Is that this came from some sort of smutty novel. Somebody read it somewhere. Because I have read, like, sucking on my tongue or like stroking the roof of my mouth with his tongue. And I'm like, please know is writing this and I'm joking here. Like, everybody has. Again, everybody. Every body is different. Everybody has their own personal preferences. If you like sucking on the tongue, you do you. Good for you.

I'm not even sure I could reach the roof of your mouth really. Like, is my tongue that long? My tongue's not that long. I did get my tongue tie release, so it's probably a little more dexterous than it was before.

But I think most people would don't enjoy sucking on the tongue.

I don't think I can. Yeah, I don't think you could bend it up enough.

Well, you're kind of leading us right into the next one. Sticking his tongue in my mouth so far, you guys.

Okay, my perspective on kissing is you should be meeting in the middle. Like, this is. It's. It's like, it's like the new. It's like the neutral zone in. In football, you know, like, you know, like, like the O line and the D line line up and there's like a half yard in the middle. That's a neutral zone. You're not allowed to. Well, in this case, you are allowed to cross into the neutral zone. But it's really just like, like. Yeah, it's like we meet each other in the middle because what is really.

You go further than the middle. You like, you like a deeper tongue.

Penetration when I penetrate you or when you penetrate me, when with your tongue.

Your tongue is in my mouth, you go a little deep. Not too deep for me, but you definitely go deeper than meeting in the middle.

My preference, it must just be because your tongue's not. Your tongue's not there. So I'm like, hey, where are you? Where'd you go?

Gotta follow.

Gotta follow up.

Maybe you should, like, maybe the question should be. Okay, let's imagine like a one to five. Or one is like the front of my lips and five is you're hitting the back of my throat. Where do you want the tongue to be? I want, I want like a 1.5.

1 2. Why'd you say you should have done 110 then could have said 2. Why do you pick a range that. Where you had a half number?

I don't know. I haven't thought of this before. Okay, let's move on. Next category is initiation. Not verbally communicating that he wants sex.

Yeah, that's. That's not cool. I mean, every now and then, if.

I don't know, I think that's a preference. Some people prefer a more. We talk about this in our initiation styles model. Like, some people prefer a more physical initiation. Like, I just want you to kiss me out of nowhere. I just want you to grab me. I want you to throw me against the wal. And some people are like, off. Like, I want to hear that with your words. I want you to explicitly say, do you want to have sex with me?

Yeah. So yes, I totally agree with you. If you are both people that are into non verbal initiation, then, yeah, all the non verbal initiating that you can do, do it. I do think, though, that initiation, especially some challenging dynamics come up because many people don't feel comfortable initiating verbally because they are embarrassed or ashamed when it comes to initiation, or they're so worried about rejection that they do these sort of like, you know, the boo pong type, like jokey physical initiations that they can then have plausible deniability later on when you're like, oh, yeah, no, I wasn't trying to initiate. I was just grabbing your boobs. I was just joking. Like, I was just being a dumb male horn dog or something like that. When there is never any verbal initiation. And it's clear that that's because you're. You're scared or nervous or uncomfortable with it, or you're trying to avoid the vulnerability that creates a lot of problems.

Yeah, I think everybody should be comfortable initiating sex verbally. I think it's important for us to talk about sex openly. And I think learning your initiation styles and talking to each other about the specific ways that you like to be initiated is really important. A couple of years ago, I made a really terrible discovery. I am a nighttime teeth grinder. So am I, and so are millions of Americans. I was actually really embarrassed when my dentist first told me about it, but he's like, don't worry. The. Literally everybody grinds their teeth at night.

Yeah, you can't really control it.

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I mean, I think that it's just. It's. It's generally a really juvenile thing. I mean, it reminds me of, like. Like, dry. Like, dry humping as, like, teenagers.

Dry humping is hot. I don't know what you're talking about, but, like, the, like, humping, it just reminds me of, like, a dog. It's like that when you see a dog that's just, like, humping it. It just doesn't feel good. It's gross. And it feels really impersonal, too. Yeah, it's the kind of initiation that feels like, oh, you're just initiating because you want something. Not you're initiating because you want to connect with me and have this shared experience of, like, real intimacy with me.

Or, like, you're, like, just trying to be gross.

Yeah. So I would say don't hump. Just don't hump your partner unless your.

Partner is asking you.

Unless your partner specifically says, I think it's so hot and so sexy and fun when you hump me.

Yeah.

Like, don't hump.

Yeah, like, from earlier, the person that was like, oh, my partner doesn't ask for what she likes during sex. So this person should just in the middle of sex, be like, oh, please hump me. Please hump me.

No. Okay. Initiating in the exact same way every single time.

Well, if it's using your words, that's a step in the right direction, but the same thing every single time. That. That doesn't. That loses the excitement.

I don't know. I mean, I think it's hard to come up with, like, totally unique initiations. I do think we should try to, like, mix it up a little bit. Maybe have, like, three to five different ways of initiating in your repertoire. But I think for most people, like, it's just gonna be kind of a simple, like, hey, do you want to be intimate with me?

Yeah. I don't think it needs to be super elaborate. What I'm wondering, this person is, like, initiating the exact same way every time. Like, is it a weird over the top or elaborate initiative?

Or is it a humping that it's.

Like, the same thing every time. You're like, okay, I know exactly what's coming.

No, I Bet it's more that the person's just doing kind of like a boring initiation. In which case like, yeah, try to do something that feels like a little.

Bit more exciting or just give some feedback. Hey, it would feel super exciting if you did something more in this direction. Like, don't. I think what's unhelpful is if you go to your partner and go, I don't want you to always do this.

Yeah.

Like I want you to do something more interesting. Like that's super open ended versus being like, hey, you know, like in general, we've been initiating in the same way all the time. And it would actually be super exciting if maybe sometimes you did something more like this, like throw them a bone of like saying what it is that you like. That's, that's going to increase the likelihood that they're going to do it and that they're going to be excited about it and it's just going to. Yeah, that's going to be way better than just being like, don't do this.

Yeah. Okay. And then we have not being clear that she's trying to have sex. This is something that we hear from men often that like their female partner, she says she's initiating, but he's like, I, this is really not clear to me at all. And this goes back to what we were talking about earlier too, that I think a lot of men just like, more directness, like more obviousness.

Yeah. Hey, want to fudge?

Yeah. Rather than like trying to like give you the look or you know, like, oh, I just am like, keep walking by him and hoping he'll want to grab me or something. It's like we have to be, be a little bit more direct.

Yeah, I, I would, I would venture a guess that if we were to pull men on, how many men would love it if their partner just said, hey, wanna fuck? I bet it would be 80. I bet 80% of men would be like, hell yeah, that would be hot.

Interesting. Okay, let's move into our foreplay category. Here were some responses from women. Always wanting to be dirty or cussing. I would like it to be more romantic. So this is another great conversation to have with your partner of like, what sort of vibe, what sort of energy do you like to have between the two of us when we're having sex? Because for some people, like, they like to be dirty, they like to have some dirty talk and you know, be a little raunchy about it. And other people might say like, yeah, that's not really on the menu for Me, but also.

Or it's not on the menu for me tonight.

Yeah, like, it could be different things. So that's another. This is another super interesting thing about sex that has always just caught my attention. Like when we initiate sex, we're never talking about what kind of sex we actually want to have, which is so weird. There's a comparison that you could make here. It'd be like inviting your friend, like, hey, do you want to go on a trip with me? And they're like, well, okay, but like, what kind of trip are we doing like a road trip for a weekend? Or are you talking a two week international cruise? Like, it's.

No, I'm not, I'm not going to tell you. I just need you to tell me yes or no you're coming on the trip. No, I haven't planned it and no, I'm not going to tell you anything about it. Yeah, if we were really true friends, you'd just say yes or no.

So I think that, that, that should be sometimes part of the initiation of like, well, what, what did you have in mind? You know, what's on the menu for tonight? What kind of vibe are we going for?

Yeah, or. Yeah, what, or what Would you be open to something like that? I do think that with this, with sort of like. Because, you know, I think what you might be thinking if you're hearing this, because I. This probably describes a lot of people listening where it's like one partner, if it were up to them, they would be much dirtier or much more, I don't know, raunchy or whatever. And the other partner, it's like, if it were up to me, like, it would just be more slow and romantic or mellow or whatever. And so I could see how it feels like, oh, well, if this is your situation and one partner really would prefer A and the other partner would really prefer B. Like, how do we mash those two? I mean, a couple ideas. Like one is, you know, the person that initiates maybe takes a bit more in the lead of, you know, sort of like going with their vibe. Though you have to have a conversation about that so that both partners know. Okay, well, like, you know, if the more romantic one initiated, then as the person receiving that initiation, okay, I'm going into this in a more romantic vibe. Alternatively, I mean, you could talk about what your experiences are like with those different approaches. Like the thing that comes to mind for me about the sort of like more dirty vibe or whatever is like, that can be sometimes that might feel a little like Disconcerting or coming out of nowhere right at the beginning versus, like, once we actually get into the moment and we're starting to have sex and we're starting to get more excited. Often our. Often our idea of what sounds good starts to open up. Like, once we're really feeling it. And then all of a sudden it's like, you know, something that's a little more energetic or maybe a little dirtier all of a sudden does sound good. But at the beginning, before, like, the engine is revving, like, that doesn't feel good. And so, you know, this could be a situation where it's like, hey, actually, what I found is, like, hey, I need it to be kind of slow and romantic as we start out. And then once things start ratcheting up, like, I'm open for it to get a little, you know, us to, like, the dirty talk to start flowing or whatever. So I just think that's, like, a really valuable conversation to have because, like. Yeah, I know. I know. For me is like, for us, it's like, once we've gotten into it, all of a sudden, like, we're both feeling spicier. But it's like, right at the very beginning. I'm not usually, like, super dirty, you know, like.

No.

Sometimes. Whoa. Okay. Tmi.

Wiggling my boob back and forth.

But what even is this?

You know what this is? You've done it on time to time. From time to time.

Show me with your hands. But like.

Yeah, like that.

Yeah.

This has got to be from a woman who has a male partner. I think men just.

Just.

You guys are just really fascinated by boobs and you just want to jiggle.

They're awesome.

But jiggling doesn't feel great sometimes.

You like to jiggle my. You'd like to jiggle my dick and my balls sometimes. So you should understand.

But I just. Yeah, I think most people don't. They don't love the wiggling. It feels juvenile and immature. I know when I want to, like, jiggle your balls, it's definitely immature.

Yeah. I mean, what I will say is one, if you try to do this not during sex, like, you are. You are probably not going to be having sex soon thereafter. If you're doing this, like, in the middle of sex, like, and your partner is not specifically told you they're into that, like, probably you're going to be taking things down a notch, I think, in general.

And again, this is the perfect point to pause the episode, talk about it with your partner, because everybody is different. But I will say in general, I think that women like much more gentle, like, strokes and caresses of our bodies.

Yeah. So pause and like, what do you. How do you feel about boob play? But what. What is your experience of having your breasts played with? What do you like? What don't you like?

I think most men would. It would do them well to start off, like, a lot slower and a lot gentler than you would think, and that you can build up the pressure, like, build up the speed or build up to doing more types of stuff. But I think, again, very general advice here, but I think if you slowed it down and got a little more caressy, that that would be a good thing.

Okay.

Okay. From men we had playing with my balls.

Turns out neither of us like the.

Jiggles and the Wiggles, but okay. But I didn't know. Was this. Was this a jiggly wiggly kind of thing?

A jiggly wiggly.

I understand that. Or is it. Is this somebody saying, playing with my balls, like, actually in a sexy. Because, like, I think there's some really good ball techniques that you can do. Obviously, I don't have balls, so I don't know. But you have seemed to really enjoy ball play.

Yeah. And when done right, it's. It's a real nice addition. It's a real nice addition.

Good conversation to have. Okay, this is where some really interesting responses came up. I'm going to read a couple of them together. Here are three different responses. Stop being so nice. It's okay to me, acting like he's in a porno and pounding too hard or too fast during sex.

Sounds like you got a real problem on your hands.

Well, these are people. Different responses.

I know, I know, but I'm saying.

Like, stop being so nice me. And it's like, stop me.

Be nicer. I mean, what I'm saying is it sounds like you got a real problem on your hands unless you say these things to your partner. Like, it's. It's not fair to just assume that they know. I mean, this is a great example of one person is saying, hey, I, like, I want you to fuck me, like. Or like, I want it to be kind of more porn. Like another person saying, stop acting like that's what we're doing. So, you know, if two different people have those perspectives, then how. How is, you know, one guy supposed to know what to do? Like, it's. It's not fair to assume, oh, there's a right answer to this, and he should just know it. Like, you gotta talk about it for the first one, stop being so nice. It's okay to fuck me. I mean, I think you got. You should ask for that. Like, literally say that. Yeah, okay, maybe not the first part. Stop being so nice. I'd be like, yo, you gonna fuck me or what?

So it's a good conversation overall to have, like, what kind of vibe are you going for during sex? But also in individual moments, too. Like, there might be a specific day where you're like, yeah, I want it to be more slow and romantic and gentle. And there might be another day where you're like, I want you to just fuck the shit out of me. So you have to communicate those things. You can't expect your partner to read your mind and know now. This being said, all that being said.

There you go.

This being said, all that being said. I think if we want to give some general broad brushstrokes advice here, what we do hear very often in male female relationships is that women in general tend to want things to be slower and gentler.

So don't. Don't assume that you're going for porn.

I do think a lot of men have watched porn and what you see, like, the way. What we really need to recognize is that sex that you see in porn is designed to be maximally viewable. Like, action.

There's, like, got to be a lot.

Of action and visuals. And so if you're doing this, like, gentle, like, slow grinding, like, you can't really see anything, right? But when somebody's, like, pulling all the way out, thrusting all the way back in, they are going for it. Like, you're seeing that movement. It's more visually appealing than, like, a little gentle rocking motion, right?

Yeah. I think the way that most people have sex, if you were to film it, even if you were, like, get really right up close there and film it, like, it would. It wouldn't look like a porn. It wouldn't look like that much is happening. It feels like a lot more is happening than what it looks like.

But the problem is so many men have watched so much porn that they've gotten it into their heads of, this is what sex is supposed to look like. This is what she wants. The harder, the faster I pound at her, like, the better. And in general, most women tell us, I don't like it that hard. Like, it hurts, it's uncomfortable, it doesn't feel good. Like, I want to feel him closer to me. I want him to slow down. So just like I was saying earlier, with, like, more of the gentle caress type of touch, I think that the average woman really wants sex to be slower and gentler and not this like jackhammer emotion.

So it's probably fair to, you know, to assume that you should be more in that direction unless you're told or requested or asked otherwise by your partner. But again, like, this is why it's so good to have these types of conversations because everyone has their own preferences around how they like to have sex, how they like to be fucked, how they like to fuck, like all of that. So we're using the. We're saying fuck a lot in this episode.

Okay, Next one is talking during sex.

Like, stop talking.

I think that that is an unreasonable request to make. Yeah, we've talked so much already in this episode about how important communication is during sex. And I, I don't think it's reasonable to tell your partner, stop talking now. It may be an issue. There are sometimes some people are talking like the whole time where it's like more of a dirty talking thing rather than a like, hey, do you like that? What do you want to try next? Can we do this position? That type of thing?

Some people have other comp, like non sexual conversations too. It's like, like, hey, so tomorrow, like let's run through the schedule tomorrow. Oh my God, I'm not into that personally. That I would lose w. I would lose my erection, I think, if, if we did that. But maybe other people get off on that.

Okay. So yeah, I don't think, like if your partner is just maybe dirty talking the entire time or they're trying to talk to you about the schedule the entire time, I think that's okay to say, like, hey, let's chill a little bit. Let's dial it back a little, back a little bit. But the, like, I don't think it's reasonable to say don't talk to me at all during sex.

Sex.

I want people to communicate more during sex, not less.

For sure.

There was also a semi related one where somebody said using questions as dirty talk. And this is actually a really niche little piece of advice that I have here. I don't love questions as dirty talk because I think what it does is it pulls you out of the moment and kind of puts you on the spot. So a great example of this is like, what's your fantasy? That's not good dirty talk. Yeah, yeah, it's just like, you're like, wait, what? I don't know, like what we're doing. It's just too hard to like try to think of an answer in that moment and like, how you want to say it and what you want to say and all of that. It's too much.

But, you know, we, we talk a lot about like giving options. So would it be okay to be like, oh, like you want me to, you know, throw you on your back or, you know, I don't know, lean you over this chair?

Yeah, that's great. I think an option question is great, but just like asking these open ended questions or like, what do you want? Oh, God. Do not ask, what do you want during sex? Like, for most people that's just gonna. It's too big of a question and it feels kind of lazy. Okay. The next one was waiting for me to make all of the decisions about positions. This is kind of like this was a man talking about a woman.

Okay. Yeah. I mean, this is like initiation where our perspective is both partners need to initiate sex. Doesn't have to be 50, 50, but it's important to feel wanted. And so it's important for both partners to initiate sex. And I think it's same with positions. Like, it's not, it's not fair to be like, oh, positions all his job, or positions all her job. When she's ready to change, she'll tell me, like, sex is something that you both have to participate in. And if you're ready to try a new position or if you want to, you know, you want to change or you want to tell your partner, hey, let's do something else. Like, yeah, you both have to do that.

It kind of feeds into the next one, which is being inactive. And I will say this is feedback that we hear a lot from men about female partners that are like, she just lies there. She's not really participating. She's letting me do sex to her, but she's not having sex with me. And I think a lot of us women have it in our heads that men, like you said earlier, want sex wherever, whenever. They'll take whatever they can get. When the reality is men don't want pity sex. They don't want you to just throw them a bone. Men want you to want to have.

Sex with them and to be there with them.

Yeah.

To be there in the moment, emotionally, not just physically.

Yeah. Creating this shared experience. Like, we are doing this together. It's not me doing all the work and you're just like, okay, do whatever you want. Okay. I know that we have shared a lot about what not to do when it comes to intercourse, but stay tuned a little bit longer because we are going to share some very special tips on how to do more of what your partner loves and secretly wants you to be doing. Okay, this next category. This is our anal category. And there are a few things here that we got to talk about, because these things are not good. Okay? Swiping from the back to the front to find the clit. You cannot do this. This is not okay for anybody to do.

This is cruisin for a uti. Bruisin'.

It sure is. You can go from front to back, but on a woman's body, you cannot go from back to front.

And when you say. When you say front to back, you can do that once, one time. Not like. Not like. As long as you start in the front, you can go to the back.

Once you hit the back, you cannot go back to the front.

You do not pass go. You do not pass $200 unless you pass the sink and soap it.

You know, soap and water, because bacteria from the anus and the rectum, if you introduce that into the vagina or the vulva, it can upset the ph balance. It can lead to irritation and infection. It can lead to UTIs. So you want to be really careful. Never go from the back to the front. But also, this cracks me up because it just gives me such a mental picture of some dude.

Like, just like, full credit card swipe.

It's like, I don't know where the quit is.

Where's that? Where's that? We're going in back to front.

I can go all the way to the front.

Started from the back.

Now we hear, okay, then this next one.

Do you need me to read it?

Pulling my butt cheeks apart. When he grabs my butt during sex, it hurts and has caused anal bleeding.

Wow. Yeah.

You cannot not talk about this. The prompt for this was, what do you secretly wish your partner would stop doing, but you haven't told them yet.

This can't be a secret.

This can't be a secret. It pains me to know that there is someone out there who is suffering from anal bleeding from their partner ripping their butt cheeks apart during sex.

Sounds so painful.

Talk to your partner about this. Do not let your butt bleed. Please, people.

I got nothing else to say about that.

Okay, finishing and aftercare. Okay? From women we had telling me that I'm about to finish. So this was like a dude. Her dude partner is telling her you're about to come. So, okay, one, maybe if you're doing, like, a power play type of thing where it's like orgasm control or he's dominating you or something, and it's like, oh, you can't come now or like, now you can come. That could be hot. But I think, in general, think through.

All the ways that one could say this.

Yeah. In general, I would say, like, don't tell a woman you're gonna come. You don't know you're about to.

Oh, you're so. I feel like you don't know me.

You don't know me. You don't know what you're talking about.

I think it's one thing if you're like, oh, I want you to come so bad, or something like that, or, you know, talking about how hot it is going to be when you come or how I'm, you know, I'm so excited for you to come. That's. That's fine. I. I hope that's not what the situation is here. And this person is, like, thinking that that implies that they're saying you're about to. But in all. Yeah. If it's some weird, like, it's some weird, like, oh, yeah, you're liking this so much, you're about to come.

Okay.

That. That just puts you in a bit. That puts your partner in a shitty position because then they either have to just be silent and not acknowledge that you said something, or they probably feel like they have to lie.

Yeah.

To you. Like, oh, yeah, I am, but you're not. And then. And yeah. And if that's a situation they're in, calling attention to that is only making them further and further from getting there. You're just creating a situation where your partner is likely to sort of, like, white lie to you.

Yeah.

Or. Or fake.

Yeah.

And just. You're creating a bad situation.

Trying to make me have multiple orgasms. One is enough. This is another really great conversation that honestly, every couple should have, because I think. And I'm. I would be willing to guess this is a male partner. I think that a lot of men, like, get excited about the idea of, like, going for multiples or they think, you know, multiples are better.

Yeah. More is better, right?

Yeah. Like, I can say from personal experience, I don't like going for multiples. Like, I can. But for me, I feel super satisfied after that first one. And the first one for me is always the strongest. It can be different for other people, but for me, it's like, I don't want to try for more. And if I did, like, I can ask for that. But in general. Yeah. Every couple should talk about this.

So is the experience a bit like, you know, then you put in the work to get that second one, and then it's like, not really as good. You're kind of. It's like you have a really great dessert, and then you have. Have a bite of a really crappy dessert and you're like, oh, like, stopped after the first. Should have stopped and left this really nice taste in my mouth all night. Yeah. I mean, I know I am 100 guilty of this early in our relationship because honestly, as a guy, it's like, it's. It's intriguing and exciting like, that we're capable of that. You're capable of it. I'm so jealous of that. Like, God, I wish that I could have multiple orgasms and have no refraction, refractory, not refraction, refractory period. I so wish that. And so it's like, it's cool to be like, okay, well, the next best thing I could do is give that to my partner. But yeah, once we had that conversation, that really helped clarify to me. Oh, okay. Like, one is enough. That also, like, did end up, you know, does take some pressure off because it's like, okay, cool. Like, once I see that you're getting close, I can just let myself go rather than, you know, being like, you know, at least for me, when I see that you are getting close to having an orgasm, it's very hard for me to not, like, it's very. It's just exciting. And so, you know, in the past when I was, like, trying to go for multiple orgasms for you, I'm like, you know, you're getting there and you're really loving it. And I'm like, don't come. Don't come. You know, like, I'm. And that's, like, you know, creates not the greatest experience, and you're trying to, like, disconnect from your own body so that you don't have an orgasm.

Yeah.

And so, yeah, for me, it was just like, oh, okay. Yeah, that. That's really great. It's really great to know that. And now I can just be like, okay, cool. Like, this is the timing that we're on. Once I see that you're starting to get there, like, time to go.

Okay. And here's our last one. This was from a man making me get off of her right away after I finish.

Oh, he wants some aftercare.

I know he wants to just, like, be able to have a moment.

My suspicion here is that this is a woman that is, like, somewhat paranoid about utis and is like, get off of me. I'm going to like, I need to go to the bathroom and pee right away or Something like that.

I mean, I do think women have to be more thoughtful about cleanup in order to prevent UTIs. And there are definitely a lot of women who will get, like, they'll really get a UTI if they don't get up and clean up right away. So I think being able to have that conversation, you know, being able to express, like, hey, I'd love for us to be able to, like, linger in that moment afterwards during sex. That's actually feedback that we hear a lot from men of, like, the closest I ever feel to my partner is in those moments, like, right after sex. And a lot of women don't recognize that, and they're like, jumping up to clean up and, you know, move along in their day, get to whatever is next. So it's a really great opportunity for more connection. And even if she does need to get up to, like, hey, I need to clean up. I need to make sure that I, you know, go to the bathroom, prevent that uti, you could still come back into the bed and stay in, you know, stay together and cuddle and talk about it and all that.

Yeah, I think it's really important to have this conversation. I think that for the vast majority of people, the. The difference between, like, 0 seconds afterwards and like, you know, 10, 20, 30 seconds afterwards is, like, really not any difference in your likelihood to get a uti. We're not, like, the research is not even clear on whether going pee right after sex markedly decreases your chance of getting a uti. It's unclear. But that being said, if you're like, hey, I have a history of bad UTIs. This is something that I feel like I need to do in order to, you know, protect my health, I do think that it's fair to be like, so here's like, you know, here's what I'd like to do. I'd like to be able to jump up, but then I'm committed to coming right back and, you know, cuddling or whatever it is that's going to feel good. I think that it doesn't that. But yeah, without having this conversation, there's no way for you guys to come to an understanding of what it is about the aftercare that feels good and figuring out, okay, how can we have the aftercare and have both of us feel okay about it. It could, you know, if it's just. If it's not like a UTI or health thing and you're like, you know, it's more about the mess and like, okay, if I have, like, a couple seconds where it's like, I can get to the bathroom without it leaking everywhere or whatever. If it's something like that coming up for you, you could be like, you know, hey, I would be open to us spending more time together if, if, you know, you, my partner, like, had maybe a towel ready beforehand and you could help clean me up, because it's like, I don't enjoy, you know, having to waddle to the bathroom and, you know, making a mess everywhere or something like that. So it's like, I think this can be a negotiation.

Yeah.

Honestly, where it's. It's not. Yeah. It's like, how can we make this work for both of us? How can you support me in getting what I need from a cleanliness or health perspective? And you get what you want from an emotional connection?

And to be clear, sex is not dirty. We don't have to, like, clean up from a hygienic perspective.

No, I think more about just like.

The peeing afterwards to make sure you don't get a uti. All right, now we know that hearing all this might have you feeling a little self conscious. Maybe you're thinking like, oh, no, I have definitely done some or a lot of these things.

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