Des Idees Absurdes

Hello, everyone. I haven't been here much this week. I don't even know what I mean. I haven't been here much this week. Yeah, that doesn't sound very French. Anyway, anyway, I'm here. I've been thinking a lot about absurd things. I'm not going to talk to you about Siri today. I don't feel like talking about it. I think about it all the time, but I don't feel like talking about it. I've been running around in my head with absurd concepts these days. It's going round and round in my head. Why didn't I come to you? Actually, because it's going round and round in my head. But it gives me totally absurd things. So I'll give you two examples. I want to create the DAT to completely change my concerns. I decided to bring new concerns to my mind and I thought of the dat. The DAT of an association that doesn't exist yet, but we can create it that works a bit like the da. The DA stands for the right to housing and the DAT stands for the right to work. So you know the Association Droit o Lozeman, which will demolish a house and then forcibly bring in people who want to have full rental rights and then say, these people have nowhere to go, there is space here and well, they can come back and live there with full rights. So I thought of an association that I would call. It would be far left, let's say it right away. But it's in the air of the times. So right to work. It's in the morning, they dress you, they put on a tie, a suit, all that, a shirt, they give you a briefcase and everything. And then they forcibly take you back to a company. You go into a company, they find an office, they. They make you sit down and then they say, work. There you go. And in fact, from that moment on, well, you become a sort of full fledged employee. Yes, a company can fire you, but you have to go through the usual process. You have to explain that you're not needed, you have to go to court and all that takes time. But in the meantime, well, you're paid a salary and then in the end you're paid compensation and you're fired. But at least I think that the right to work can be almost more important than the right to housing. I don't know about you, so that's why I thought of this. Of course, for those who prefer other types of work, they can buy a shovel or whatever tool you want. You arrive, you find people digging. Well, workers you stand there with them, you start digging too. There you go. And then if they tell you why you're there, well, you say, hey, presto, I'm here under the right to work debt. There you go. And then after your colleagues, we know that you're there in a dead contract. You know, I think that's good. I think that's good. In the absurd world we live in, we're not ready for an absurdity. One day I'm going to come to France and create this. I'm sure I'll find two or three weirdos to follow me. That's cool. I was also thinking about something else. I thought about something else. I thought about rehabilitating the profession of burglar. So let me explain. Recently in England, there was a guy who surprised burglars at his home. So he defended himself. He was taken to court. He was taken to court for assault, in fact, for assault, he attacked burglars. Last year we had another judge who recognized that an injury caused to a burglar not by a victim, but caused in the course of a burglary, that is, he fell from a roof where he was injured by a drill or something, was comparable to an industrial accident in the sense that he could obtain compensation from his insurance and all that. So he recognized in a way that burglary was a job in its own right. To be a burglar is to be a worker. And in fact, I thought about starting a business. I mean, why hide, right? I might be the first burglar to come along to work in the open air, with a storefront on the street. So I arrive at people's homes. I always look for my first customer. I knock. You know, the burglar has been stigmatized because for centuries he would come in through the window, through the roof, by digging through the ground and everything. But now, for the first time in this twisted era, the burglar would come in through the front door. So I knock on my customer's doors. Well, I'm a little shy because this is the first customer. And then I introduce myself. I say, hello, here's my card. I'm here for a burglary. So the customer can't attack me, he can't push me away, he can't protest, of course, because I still have rights. And in fact, I understand what's happening. He can tell me, well, you've come at a really bad time. We're eating, or my in laws are visiting or something. So I can always say, I'll be right back, make an Appointment and I'll be right back. Now I'll tell you something right away. I have to post someone outside to keep an eye on things, because people might be able to take things out until the next appointment. For example, take out the tv, the computer, the pianos, the jewelry. You know, as Brell said, the world is full of polishers, you know, so he might be able to scam me. Well, if they do it and I have the evidence and everything, I can go to court and sue them for fraud because they did indeed illegally steal property from an honest burglar. Especially since Cambriel came in through the front door. Then, well, I arrive, I take what I want to take, I give them a receipt for the insurance because they mustn't have scammed the insurance company that accused me of stealing the Mac when I wasn't interested in it. And there you have it. That's the kind of idea that I'm going to turn over in my head. I know it's all in a vacuum, right? It's in a vacuum that it's going around. But because sometimes. How should I say it? I'll tell you a story. Look, I need to live in an environment. I came to Europe because I needed not just a desire, but a need to live in a structured, orderly environment where things seemed to work rationally. Because I was in Algeria and I remember when the Islamist hysteria arrived. I was relatively young at the time, but I didn't go along with it. I felt that this was something extremely evil, that it was going to end badly. It was just a hunch. I wasn't making a statement, just a hunch. Time proved me right. I would have preferred it to prove me wrong, but it proved me right. We had a catastrophe, we had killings and all that. But at the time when I was living in Algeria, it was extremely difficult for me, less of a kid to see adults, to see everyone around me sinking into Islamist hysteria. It was very difficult to say they were all wrong. Well, they were all crazy. Well, they were all hysterical. I was the only normal one. Ah, it's very difficult because, you know, what makes a madman? What makes a madman? He thinks he's normal and everyone else is normal. So when you get into that concept, it's true that you can kill yourself and have the right to ask yourself questions. So I come to the west and I have the impression that things are not going very well these days. So I tell myself, well, the Muslim Arabs are hysterical, they are crazy, they are Islamists, they are all that. Ah, the west in turn has problems. I see. For example, I didn't want to talk about Syria, but I'm going to talk to you about Syria. Uh, the Syrians have been gassed. They have been killed. For years, they are being gassed and now they are going to be bombed because they were gassed. And those who gas them attack them with phosphorus and continue to commit increasingly horrible crimes in an escalation because they know that the more they attack their victims, the more their victim will be bombed by the west in the name of human rights law, by an American president who has the Nobel Peace Prize and by a French president who was elected by almost 100% of the Muslims of France. So listen, the processor has just divided by zero there. Normally, normally I would have been on windows. I would have done that. I would have had a blue screen there. You know, it's. It's. It's very difficult to say. It's very difficult to say I'm right about all this. Do you understand? I know. My father always told me you're as hard headed as a curb. That's the example. He used the curb. It's extremely hard. And in fact, yeah, I still believe. I still believe that I'm right. I still believe that we are a minority who have to be right and that the others are late. I still believe I don't deserve much credit. It's just because I have a head like a curb porter. There you go, guys. Have fun. And I'm sure that good will win the day. I'm sure of it. Even if I don't look like it today. Okay?