A short monologue (French) reacting to a newspaper reporting a wave of illnesses and premature deaths in the United Kingdom. The speaker highlights multiple royal family health issues (Fergie—skin cancer; King Charles—enlarged prostate; Kate—extended abdominal operation/hospital stay), discusses perceived problems in the UK healthcare system (reduced hospital stays, underinvestment, public–private profiteering), and expresses concern and uncertainty about a broader unexplained rise in deaths and illnesses.
My friends, good morning. I'm reading a newspaper, yesterday's actually, and there's something extraordinary. I feel like everyone in this country is sick. So here what we have, we have Fergie, who is the royal family, and he has just discovered that she has skin cancer. Well, you're going to tell me that can happen? Now, there's also another problem. And if you look at this, if you look at the headline, it says that Charles and Kate also have health problems. So Charles, they found that his prostate is as big as a tennis ball, right? So they found a mega prostate in him. He's in the hospital. And so is Kate. Kate is William's wife. Kate is tipped to be the next queen, isn't she? That means that Charles will leave, either abdicate or die. That's 75 years ago, isn't it? Well, it will be William and Kate who will take power. So the idea will become perine. We'll say he will become king. And then she. Well, you know, we'll see by then. But the thing is that Charles is sick, Fergie is sick, and Kate, who is still younger, the youngest of the lot, while she is in Hospital for 15 days, she is apparently having an operation on her abdomen. She is expected to stay there for 15 days. So what surprises me a little is that when you look here in the United Kingdom, I spoke to a nurse, to her seniors, she told me that they have really drastically reduced hospital stays. There are operations that 20, 30 years ago required seven, eight, 10 days of hospitalization. Today this hospitalization has been reduced to 24, 36, 48 hours, simply because there has been no investment in the British hospital system. Investment has been reduced. There has been a lot of bureaucracy. There is also a lot of. How should I put it? In the United Kingdom, there are a lot of partnerships between the public and private sectors. And in reality, this means that the private sector will overcharge the public for its services. And you can pay billions to the hospital. And, well, in the end, these billions will go to lots of private practices, generally close to leaders, parliamentarians and all that, who will end up taking all this budget. So what I want to tell you is that Kate, to summarize all this, Kate is hospitalized for 14 days. So I didn't really understand why 14 days. Because to be honest with you, here in the uk, if they take your head off completely and then put it back on you, and you'll be in hospital for maybe five days, okay? I'm talking about a really big thing here. It's 14 so I'm asking what they did, because they can take you apart completely. You won't be in Hospital for 14 days. So what I'm trying to tell you is about the royal family. And then just further down, in a slightly different chapter, they say there's an explosion. And this is the front page of a single newspaper, right? And I haven't bought today's papers yet, so I can go and access today's papers. I can show you we actually have an explosion, right? Deaths, premature deaths, okay? And they don't know what's happening, especially with the deaths related to heart problems. And it seems like this is the biggest crisis, right? It's the biggest crisis the country has experienced practically since living memory, as they say. That means as far back as we can remember. And here it is on page six. So, in fact, if I look at this newspaper, which is quite thick, uh, well, at the end there's football. We have to talk about other things. But what's still funny is that practically everyone is sick and even the Royal family is sick. People are falling like a Stalingrad, right? And in fact, we don't really know what's going on. We don't really know what's going on. I myself am starting to feel a bit unwell, to be honest with you. But I think it's more like winter. And there you have it. So there we are also told about cancer that will start to cost 3.6 billion, okay? Per year. And then there you have it. We don't really know what's going on, okay? So I don't have the slightest idea either. Scientists are also asking themselves the question, saying, but, yes, but what really happened with all these people who are falling ill like this? There you have it. Well, I just wanted to tell you, I wanted to share with you in case you suddenly don't hear from us in the uk. Suddenly, no one answers the phone. All that, no one moves so that you know that something is going on and people will have to be sent. There you have it, my friends. I haven't the slightest idea. I haven't the slightest idea either. Whatever you have. I have my little idea. I have my little idea. Just like that. I'm no better than anyone else. I have my own idea, but I'd rather not talk about it. You know, that's just the way it is. We're not allowed to. We're not allowed to. That would be conspiracy. I'd rather keep quiet. Thank you, my friends. Receive our.
